Dark Memories
Please Note-I don't own every character in this. In fact I don't any!
Other Game Characters Crossovers due to my random randomania...that's not a word is it?
Oh well...but I still think it'll be a good fic, you know, because-
Tim the Enchanter-GET ON WITH IT!
Army-YES, GET ON WITH IT!
Ehehehe...on with the fic!
Chapter 2-GANONDORF AND STUFF!!!
This chapter is rated R for Retarded.
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"Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba da na!" Mewtwo hummed once more as he headed for Hyrule Temple to face Ganondorf. He didn't actually know why he had been challenged, but he had to fight...for his right...to...err...what were the words again? Something to do with having fun...
Mewtwo was still wondering this as he went into the stage. Ganondorf was already there. "Are you ready?" he yelled.
"Wait...I can't hear you. Could you whisper it?" Mewtwo asked.
"Ok...ARE YOU READY?" he whispered.
"Yes!"
"OK!!!"
The sound-effects guy started humming the tune. However, someone had held down the R-Button, so he had to hum the Fire Emblem tune. Poor man.
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"Ok, let's start the betting!" Yoshi yelled. "We have 2-1 odds on Mewtwo! 4- 1 odds on Ganondorf! BIG BUCKS!!! WOO-HOO!!!"
"Why do we bet on matches?" yelled Samus.
"Because we never have anything to do!" came the reply from Capt. Falcon.
Everyone started yelling "GANONDORF!!!" except Pichu who yelled "MEWTWO!!!"
Pikachu shaked his head. "Ah Pichu, you are so young and naïve."
"I know. It's just that Mewtwo just beat Crazy Hand and Master Hand!"
"So? Your point?"
There was a pause, followed by "None really."
"Ok. GANONDORF TO WIN!!!"
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"RARGH!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!" Ganon yelled before jumping gracefully onto the platform. Or, it would have been graceful if not for the fact that Ganon wouldn't know the word if it whacked him gracefully across the face. So instead, he crumpled at the edge and had to pull himself up. How embarrassing.
Mewtwo was in hysterics. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN JUMP UP A PLATFORM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Ganon snarled. "EAT WIZARD KICK!!!"
Then, for no reason at all, Crazy Hand appeared and yelled "MEATY GOODNESS!!!" before disappearing again.
"Weird..." Mewtwo noted before jumping out of the way.
Ganon hit the wall, bounced off it and landed on his ass. "OWCHIE!!!" Ganon yelled, trying to take the pain. He didn't.
Mewtwo grinned and ran up to him, shooting psychic power through his hands into Ganon, who went flying into another wall. "THE PAIN!!!" he yelled, before standing up again. His face mutated all of a sudden, and Mewtwo saw he was a-
"VAMPIRE!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEP!" Mewtwo screeched before running.
Ganon pursued yelling "NEED MEWTWO BLOOD!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
At that point something weird happened that put the author's randomania to light.
Suddenly someone dropped from the sky and started pummelling Ganon. He recoiled and tried to attack, but all that blood went straight to his hips, making it hard to move. The person took out a steak and WHAM!!!
Ganon looked down and saw a steak through his heart. "It's a WOODEN STAKE!!! Not a meat STEAK!!!"
"Woopsie!" the person said, before taking the steak out and using a stake instead. Ganon screamed, and died in the most dramatic way possible. By jumping off.
"Who...who are you?" Mewtwo asked.
The person turned round. "I am Zelda. The Vampire Slayer."
"Oh...no..."
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" yelled everyone in unison as Ganon died, except Pichu, who was now a very rich Pokemon.
=+#+=+#+=
Thus endeth Chapter Two. Stay tuned for:
MORE STUPID BUFFY THINGYS!!!
MORE MEATY GOODNESS!!! MORE VIOLENCE!!!
AND MORE PICHU TAKING PEOPLE'S MONEY!!!
Pichu-I like this fic!
So read today!
Please Note-I don't own every character in this. In fact I don't any!
Other Game Characters Crossovers due to my random randomania...that's not a word is it?
Oh well...but I still think it'll be a good fic, you know, because-
Tim the Enchanter-GET ON WITH IT!
Army-YES, GET ON WITH IT!
Ehehehe...on with the fic!
Chapter 2-GANONDORF AND STUFF!!!
This chapter is rated R for Retarded.
- - -
"Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba da na!" Mewtwo hummed once more as he headed for Hyrule Temple to face Ganondorf. He didn't actually know why he had been challenged, but he had to fight...for his right...to...err...what were the words again? Something to do with having fun...
Mewtwo was still wondering this as he went into the stage. Ganondorf was already there. "Are you ready?" he yelled.
"Wait...I can't hear you. Could you whisper it?" Mewtwo asked.
"Ok...ARE YOU READY?" he whispered.
"Yes!"
"OK!!!"
The sound-effects guy started humming the tune. However, someone had held down the R-Button, so he had to hum the Fire Emblem tune. Poor man.
=+#+=+#+=
"Ok, let's start the betting!" Yoshi yelled. "We have 2-1 odds on Mewtwo! 4- 1 odds on Ganondorf! BIG BUCKS!!! WOO-HOO!!!"
"Why do we bet on matches?" yelled Samus.
"Because we never have anything to do!" came the reply from Capt. Falcon.
Everyone started yelling "GANONDORF!!!" except Pichu who yelled "MEWTWO!!!"
Pikachu shaked his head. "Ah Pichu, you are so young and naïve."
"I know. It's just that Mewtwo just beat Crazy Hand and Master Hand!"
"So? Your point?"
There was a pause, followed by "None really."
"Ok. GANONDORF TO WIN!!!"
=+#+=+#+=
"RARGH!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!" Ganon yelled before jumping gracefully onto the platform. Or, it would have been graceful if not for the fact that Ganon wouldn't know the word if it whacked him gracefully across the face. So instead, he crumpled at the edge and had to pull himself up. How embarrassing.
Mewtwo was in hysterics. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN JUMP UP A PLATFORM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Ganon snarled. "EAT WIZARD KICK!!!"
Then, for no reason at all, Crazy Hand appeared and yelled "MEATY GOODNESS!!!" before disappearing again.
"Weird..." Mewtwo noted before jumping out of the way.
Ganon hit the wall, bounced off it and landed on his ass. "OWCHIE!!!" Ganon yelled, trying to take the pain. He didn't.
Mewtwo grinned and ran up to him, shooting psychic power through his hands into Ganon, who went flying into another wall. "THE PAIN!!!" he yelled, before standing up again. His face mutated all of a sudden, and Mewtwo saw he was a-
"VAMPIRE!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEP!" Mewtwo screeched before running.
Ganon pursued yelling "NEED MEWTWO BLOOD!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
At that point something weird happened that put the author's randomania to light.
Suddenly someone dropped from the sky and started pummelling Ganon. He recoiled and tried to attack, but all that blood went straight to his hips, making it hard to move. The person took out a steak and WHAM!!!
Ganon looked down and saw a steak through his heart. "It's a WOODEN STAKE!!! Not a meat STEAK!!!"
"Woopsie!" the person said, before taking the steak out and using a stake instead. Ganon screamed, and died in the most dramatic way possible. By jumping off.
"Who...who are you?" Mewtwo asked.
The person turned round. "I am Zelda. The Vampire Slayer."
"Oh...no..."
=+#+=+#+=
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" yelled everyone in unison as Ganon died, except Pichu, who was now a very rich Pokemon.
=+#+=+#+=
Thus endeth Chapter Two. Stay tuned for:
MORE STUPID BUFFY THINGYS!!!
MORE MEATY GOODNESS!!! MORE VIOLENCE!!!
AND MORE PICHU TAKING PEOPLE'S MONEY!!!
Pichu-I like this fic!
So read today!