Crazy Hand's Fact of the Day: If you are being shot at, then dodge behind
the STRAWBERRY HONEYCOMBS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
...k
Chapter 3-Doo, doo doo doo...
This Chapter is Rated R for RADIOACTIVE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
"Wait...did you say Zelda...the Vampire Slayer?"
Mewtwo was still slightly in shock after being saved by a princess of Hyrule. And also that she was actually a Buffy ripoff.
"That is correct. It isn't safe here, we need to go somewhere else."
"Where?"
"Away, from...HIM!!!"
Zelda pointed dramatically to a part of Hyrule Temple. A man with long flowing grey hair and a leather jacket was standing in the middle of a fire.
"The stage is on fire, isn't it."
"Yup."
The man grinned, before walking through the fire, and disappearing.
"...That was cool!" Mewtwo exclaimed.
- - -
"LIKE OMG!!! HYRULE TEMPLE IS ON T3H FIREZ0RZ!!!"
"Everyone, remain calm. It's probably just some...burnt toast, is all!" Master Hand yelled, while running as fast as his fingers could carry him to the exit.
"NO!!! IT'S NOT GETTING MY MONEY!!!" Pichu yelled, before Thundering everyone. This had an incredibly important effect on the story, but the author is too lazy to type what it is.
Pichu ran out with his lovely money, and doesn't feature in our story for a while now.
When Yoshi woke up, he said "NO!!! Pichu woke up before I could get the money back!"
"Erm...I think Mewtwo's still in there."
"Uh oh..."
- - -
Mewtwo actually had got out with Zelda, and they were currently trying to run to the corridor.
"Uh oh...it's started."
"What has?" Mewtwo asked. "I've had a weird enough day as it is, and I WANT TO KNOW!!!"
Zelda turned to him and nodded. "You should know."
This is what she said. Except far less exciting.
- - -
Giga Bowser was probably the biggest menace ever to SSBM Land ever. However, some brave warriors locked it away for one thousand years. This is 999.85 Years later.
Now, Giga B. is seeking an alliance with none other than...
THE AUTHOR!!!
That's why all the weird stuff is happening.
- - -
As Zelda finished telling the story, Mewtwo had already given up the will to live and was currently about to stand up and find the guy from Hyrule Temple, just to make it quick and painless.
"Fascinating," Mewtwo said, stifling a yawn.
"Well, c'mon, let's go."
As they left however, the trail was suddenly blocked by a massive mob. The leader stepped forward and spoke.
"We are the Knights who say...PIKACHU!!!"
"NO!!! NOT THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY PIKACHU!!!"
"The same..."
"I HAVE THE PERFECT COUNTER!!!" Mewtwo exclaimed. "Jiggly. Puff."
As if by magic, all the knights dropped dead. Either that or they were mightily stoned.
"Well, let's continue."
Mewtwo sighed. "You realize this chapter sucks, right?"
- - -
"Well well...isn't this interesting?"
The author looked over the screen and grinned. The power of the l33t would soon be his.
However, that stupid Zelda the Vampire Layer...or something like that...
"Bah...I'm going to send my most incompetent minions to get their asses kicked, then complain afterwards and kill them!"
- - -
Thus endeth Chapter 3. In Chapter 4, you can look forward to:
HAMBURGERS OF DEATH!!! THAT EVIL PLAN OF THE AUTHOR!!! PIKACHU!!!
Everyone-AH!!! NO MORE!!!
Hahaha! Pika, pikachu!
Everyone-*heads explode*
Heh heh heh...
...k
Chapter 3-Doo, doo doo doo...
This Chapter is Rated R for RADIOACTIVE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
"Wait...did you say Zelda...the Vampire Slayer?"
Mewtwo was still slightly in shock after being saved by a princess of Hyrule. And also that she was actually a Buffy ripoff.
"That is correct. It isn't safe here, we need to go somewhere else."
"Where?"
"Away, from...HIM!!!"
Zelda pointed dramatically to a part of Hyrule Temple. A man with long flowing grey hair and a leather jacket was standing in the middle of a fire.
"The stage is on fire, isn't it."
"Yup."
The man grinned, before walking through the fire, and disappearing.
"...That was cool!" Mewtwo exclaimed.
- - -
"LIKE OMG!!! HYRULE TEMPLE IS ON T3H FIREZ0RZ!!!"
"Everyone, remain calm. It's probably just some...burnt toast, is all!" Master Hand yelled, while running as fast as his fingers could carry him to the exit.
"NO!!! IT'S NOT GETTING MY MONEY!!!" Pichu yelled, before Thundering everyone. This had an incredibly important effect on the story, but the author is too lazy to type what it is.
Pichu ran out with his lovely money, and doesn't feature in our story for a while now.
When Yoshi woke up, he said "NO!!! Pichu woke up before I could get the money back!"
"Erm...I think Mewtwo's still in there."
"Uh oh..."
- - -
Mewtwo actually had got out with Zelda, and they were currently trying to run to the corridor.
"Uh oh...it's started."
"What has?" Mewtwo asked. "I've had a weird enough day as it is, and I WANT TO KNOW!!!"
Zelda turned to him and nodded. "You should know."
This is what she said. Except far less exciting.
- - -
Giga Bowser was probably the biggest menace ever to SSBM Land ever. However, some brave warriors locked it away for one thousand years. This is 999.85 Years later.
Now, Giga B. is seeking an alliance with none other than...
THE AUTHOR!!!
That's why all the weird stuff is happening.
- - -
As Zelda finished telling the story, Mewtwo had already given up the will to live and was currently about to stand up and find the guy from Hyrule Temple, just to make it quick and painless.
"Fascinating," Mewtwo said, stifling a yawn.
"Well, c'mon, let's go."
As they left however, the trail was suddenly blocked by a massive mob. The leader stepped forward and spoke.
"We are the Knights who say...PIKACHU!!!"
"NO!!! NOT THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY PIKACHU!!!"
"The same..."
"I HAVE THE PERFECT COUNTER!!!" Mewtwo exclaimed. "Jiggly. Puff."
As if by magic, all the knights dropped dead. Either that or they were mightily stoned.
"Well, let's continue."
Mewtwo sighed. "You realize this chapter sucks, right?"
- - -
"Well well...isn't this interesting?"
The author looked over the screen and grinned. The power of the l33t would soon be his.
However, that stupid Zelda the Vampire Layer...or something like that...
"Bah...I'm going to send my most incompetent minions to get their asses kicked, then complain afterwards and kill them!"
- - -
Thus endeth Chapter 3. In Chapter 4, you can look forward to:
HAMBURGERS OF DEATH!!! THAT EVIL PLAN OF THE AUTHOR!!! PIKACHU!!!
Everyone-AH!!! NO MORE!!!
Hahaha! Pika, pikachu!
Everyone-*heads explode*
Heh heh heh...