ShellyG:.....................Wow. This took me a tad too long to update.
Eddy: 6 months. Wow. .......You're more unorganized then Ed!
ShellyG: *pushes Eddy down* So, here's the next chap. Basically, it's 13 year old Ed and Eddy and 14 year old Ana pulling a scam a few weeks after Double D left. Enjoy, and I PROMISE I'll update sooner! ^_^
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Eddy ran into the middle of the cul-de-sac and shielded his eyes from the hot August sun. It was burning hot.
"Peeeerfect." Eddy thought smugly.
As Ana and Ed came up, Eddy spun around to face him and held out his hands, excited.
"OK! So here's the plan: When it's burning hot like this, all kids need a way to cool off. So we give them exactly what they want!"
"Ice pants?" Ed questioned.
Ana sighed while Eddy said, "No, burrhead, 'Frosty Lids!'"
"Frosty what?" Ana asked, confused.
"'Frosty Lids'! We get a bunch of fishbowls, fill them with ice water, and have the kids wear them like hats! Presto bingo, instant cool for the kids, instant cash for Eddy!"
Ana starred at her brother in disbelief. "Eddy, that'd actually be pretty cool if the kids had a way to BREATHE." Ana snapped.
Just then Ed returned from who knows where with an armfull of fishbowls. "Got 'em, Eddy!" He exclaimed.
Ed then put the bowls down and, after pulling out various objects from his pockets, retrieved a drill. He then drilled holes at the bottom of the bowls and put a bendy straw into the hole of each one.
"Breathing tubes for kids!" Ed stated proudly. Eddy grinned widely as Ana tried to hide a smile from her friends. Ed was quite the clever one, even if it was hard to believe.
"Perfect, Ed! We'll be rich!" Eddy cried happily.
Within minutes the Eds and Ana had already set up a booth and, amazingly, sold one of their "Frosty Lids" to a customer.
"Wow, Plank! I'm a goldfish! Cool, huh?" Jonny exclaimed as he walked away with the fishbowl on his head and Plank in his hand.
"What's that? I'm sorry buddy, but if I got you one you would've swelled up like a rash!" Jonny said to Plank. "....I know you like to live life on the edge, but Plank, you're gonna.....gosh darn it Plank, you gotta learn to control your urges!" Jonny argued with Plank as he walked away from the stands.
"Ya know, even though half the time when he messes up our scams, the other times, when he makes them successful....he's kina cool. For a weirdo, anyways." Ana sighed as she rested her elbows on the stand.
Eddy shook the two quarters between his hands happily, listening to the joyful sound.
Ed just grinned blankly.
"Hey, sis!" Eddy turned to Ana. "What?" "I was thinking...since we're older, and we need to buy more...mature things, we should raise our prices!"
"I mean, all the kids get huge allowances!" Eddy stated.
"All?" Ana said.
"Well, besides us..." grumbled Eddy.
Within the hour Jimmy, Sarah, Rolf, and even Nazz had bought a "Frosty Lid". Kevin thought it'd make him look like a dork.
"I AM A GENIUS!" Eddy cried as rolled on the ground, throwing his very large amount of quarters on him.
Ana laughed until Ed exclaimed, "DIVE IN THE MONEY!" and jumped onto the pile of quarters and Eddy. Ana then laughed harder.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" a muffled cry from Eddy escaped from under Ed.
Ana tried to contain her giggles until she heard someone clear their throat.
Ana turned around and screamed.
"E-Eddy....bro....."
"What?! What is it?" Eddy asked as he shoved Ed off his body.
"We have company." Ana said as she pointed to the kids in front of them.
Eddy finally managed to escape from Ed's bulk and turned. His eyes shot wide.
"WE LOOK LIKE RAISINS!!!" Jimmy screeched. And it was true. All the kids heads were shriveled due to them being in the fishbowl too long.
"Eddy! I can't have wrinkles THIS early in my life!" Nazz whined.
Eddy was shocked. He was also trying not to laugh his head off.
"Whoa, COOL! They look just like the Ruffle Men from Deep Zone T: the miniseries!" Ed cried happily.
"YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, ED!" Sarah yelled, "WAIT 'TILL MOM SEES WHAT YOU DID TO ME!"
Ed had a look of horror cross his face before grabbing Eddy by the shirt and shouting, "HELP THEM, EDDY!"
"We want our money back, no good scamming Ed boys and blonde girl!" Rolf demanded.
"Ana. My name is Ana, Rolf." Ana murmured.
"You guys want to go back to normal? Fine!.......But it'll cost ya a buck, each!" Eddy said.
"WHAT?!" All the kids cried.
"Plank...? Can I borrow a dollar, buddy?" Jonny asked his wooden friend.
"THAT'S IT!" Sarah cried before attacking Ed, Eddy, and Ana.
When the dust cleared the kids were gone. And so was all of Eddy's money.
"I HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS!" a bruised Eddy exclaimed.
"Ah, don't sweat it, bro. There's always tomorrow." Ana reassured.
"No, there isn't. Or did you forget what tomorrow is?" Eddy snapped.
Ana drew a blank look on her face until Ed screamed right into her ear, "SCHOOL STARTS! OH BOY!"
Ana fell over and twitched on the group. "Yea, SCHOOL. Can't wait....well, might as well get home and prepare for my big debut! I'm gonna take high school by storm!" Eddy stated as he walked to his house.
Ed picked the stunned Ana off the ground and tossed her to Eddy, knocking him down. "Don't forget your older sister, Eddy!" Ed gleefully exclaimed before laughing and rushing to his own home.
Eddy: 6 months. Wow. .......You're more unorganized then Ed!
ShellyG: *pushes Eddy down* So, here's the next chap. Basically, it's 13 year old Ed and Eddy and 14 year old Ana pulling a scam a few weeks after Double D left. Enjoy, and I PROMISE I'll update sooner! ^_^
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Eddy ran into the middle of the cul-de-sac and shielded his eyes from the hot August sun. It was burning hot.
"Peeeerfect." Eddy thought smugly.
As Ana and Ed came up, Eddy spun around to face him and held out his hands, excited.
"OK! So here's the plan: When it's burning hot like this, all kids need a way to cool off. So we give them exactly what they want!"
"Ice pants?" Ed questioned.
Ana sighed while Eddy said, "No, burrhead, 'Frosty Lids!'"
"Frosty what?" Ana asked, confused.
"'Frosty Lids'! We get a bunch of fishbowls, fill them with ice water, and have the kids wear them like hats! Presto bingo, instant cool for the kids, instant cash for Eddy!"
Ana starred at her brother in disbelief. "Eddy, that'd actually be pretty cool if the kids had a way to BREATHE." Ana snapped.
Just then Ed returned from who knows where with an armfull of fishbowls. "Got 'em, Eddy!" He exclaimed.
Ed then put the bowls down and, after pulling out various objects from his pockets, retrieved a drill. He then drilled holes at the bottom of the bowls and put a bendy straw into the hole of each one.
"Breathing tubes for kids!" Ed stated proudly. Eddy grinned widely as Ana tried to hide a smile from her friends. Ed was quite the clever one, even if it was hard to believe.
"Perfect, Ed! We'll be rich!" Eddy cried happily.
Within minutes the Eds and Ana had already set up a booth and, amazingly, sold one of their "Frosty Lids" to a customer.
"Wow, Plank! I'm a goldfish! Cool, huh?" Jonny exclaimed as he walked away with the fishbowl on his head and Plank in his hand.
"What's that? I'm sorry buddy, but if I got you one you would've swelled up like a rash!" Jonny said to Plank. "....I know you like to live life on the edge, but Plank, you're gonna.....gosh darn it Plank, you gotta learn to control your urges!" Jonny argued with Plank as he walked away from the stands.
"Ya know, even though half the time when he messes up our scams, the other times, when he makes them successful....he's kina cool. For a weirdo, anyways." Ana sighed as she rested her elbows on the stand.
Eddy shook the two quarters between his hands happily, listening to the joyful sound.
Ed just grinned blankly.
"Hey, sis!" Eddy turned to Ana. "What?" "I was thinking...since we're older, and we need to buy more...mature things, we should raise our prices!"
"I mean, all the kids get huge allowances!" Eddy stated.
"All?" Ana said.
"Well, besides us..." grumbled Eddy.
Within the hour Jimmy, Sarah, Rolf, and even Nazz had bought a "Frosty Lid". Kevin thought it'd make him look like a dork.
"I AM A GENIUS!" Eddy cried as rolled on the ground, throwing his very large amount of quarters on him.
Ana laughed until Ed exclaimed, "DIVE IN THE MONEY!" and jumped onto the pile of quarters and Eddy. Ana then laughed harder.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" a muffled cry from Eddy escaped from under Ed.
Ana tried to contain her giggles until she heard someone clear their throat.
Ana turned around and screamed.
"E-Eddy....bro....."
"What?! What is it?" Eddy asked as he shoved Ed off his body.
"We have company." Ana said as she pointed to the kids in front of them.
Eddy finally managed to escape from Ed's bulk and turned. His eyes shot wide.
"WE LOOK LIKE RAISINS!!!" Jimmy screeched. And it was true. All the kids heads were shriveled due to them being in the fishbowl too long.
"Eddy! I can't have wrinkles THIS early in my life!" Nazz whined.
Eddy was shocked. He was also trying not to laugh his head off.
"Whoa, COOL! They look just like the Ruffle Men from Deep Zone T: the miniseries!" Ed cried happily.
"YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, ED!" Sarah yelled, "WAIT 'TILL MOM SEES WHAT YOU DID TO ME!"
Ed had a look of horror cross his face before grabbing Eddy by the shirt and shouting, "HELP THEM, EDDY!"
"We want our money back, no good scamming Ed boys and blonde girl!" Rolf demanded.
"Ana. My name is Ana, Rolf." Ana murmured.
"You guys want to go back to normal? Fine!.......But it'll cost ya a buck, each!" Eddy said.
"WHAT?!" All the kids cried.
"Plank...? Can I borrow a dollar, buddy?" Jonny asked his wooden friend.
"THAT'S IT!" Sarah cried before attacking Ed, Eddy, and Ana.
When the dust cleared the kids were gone. And so was all of Eddy's money.
"I HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS!" a bruised Eddy exclaimed.
"Ah, don't sweat it, bro. There's always tomorrow." Ana reassured.
"No, there isn't. Or did you forget what tomorrow is?" Eddy snapped.
Ana drew a blank look on her face until Ed screamed right into her ear, "SCHOOL STARTS! OH BOY!"
Ana fell over and twitched on the group. "Yea, SCHOOL. Can't wait....well, might as well get home and prepare for my big debut! I'm gonna take high school by storm!" Eddy stated as he walked to his house.
Ed picked the stunned Ana off the ground and tossed her to Eddy, knocking him down. "Don't forget your older sister, Eddy!" Ed gleefully exclaimed before laughing and rushing to his own home.