DISCLAIMER: I do not own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT
I definetly do not own Bridget Jones's Diary, written by Helen Fielding
This is based on the missing three years… OF COURSE… as usual… anyway. Hope you like it. READ AND REVIEW
Bulma Briefs's Diary
Chapter One
New Year's resolutions
I WILL NOT
Drink more than five units of alcohol during parties.
Smoke
Buy things I'll never use just to feel how powerful and rich I am
Dress sluttishly around the house, but instead imagine others are watching, such as the Prince Pain-in-the-ass, who caught me wearing tiny little clothes
Take baths without checking if I'm being spied on
Allow in-tray to rage out of control
Fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends of wives, misogynists, megalomaniacs, chauvinists, emotional fuckwits or freeloaders, perverts, massive killers, peeping toms, full-of-muscles martial artists, annoying spiky-haired-full-of-muscles men
Get annoyed with mum, Dad or Yamucha
Yell to the Prince of all Saiyans for no reason
Get upset over my boyfriend's flirty behaviour, but instead be poised and cool ice-queen
Have crushes on bad men, but instead work in my relationship with my own boyfriend to finally base it on mature assessment of character
Lie about my age
Be rolled over by Prince Vegeta
Have anymore nightmares involving kissing certain Prince
Live my life around Vegeta's life
Fantasize about a certain prince, but instead see him just as he is and I'll immediately hate him
Sulk about having a flirty boyfriend, but develop maturity and achieving a grown-up relationship with him and eventually, marriage.
I WILL
Stop smoking
Drink no more than five alcohol units during parties
Work out and stop being sedentary
Clean my room and avoid taking food on the bed
Change my haircut more than once a year, since that makes me look younger
Work more hours with dad and try to learn something else
Clean my desk at the lab
Stop believing the world spins around me
Be more patient to mum
Eat more vegetables
Stop saying I'm perfect and rich, it scares potential boyfriends, in case my relationship with Yamucha does not get any further
Yell at Vegeta when he deserves it
Count to TEN before I kick Yamucha on the nuts every time he flirts with a woman
Convince Yamucha to train less and spend more time with me
Help Vegeta more since he will be defending Earth
Stop complaining about Vegeta's demands all the time but try to be considerate since hi is alone in the universe
Form a functional relationship with my boyfriend. If I fail to do so, then it will have to be with any responsible adult
Get up straight away when wake up in the mornings
Give proportions of earnings to charity
Make better use of time
Find the potion for eternal youth
Get a life
Author's note: Next Chapter… JANUARY