Thanks for the nice reviews! I'm too lazy to recognize all my reviewers, but you know who you are! ^_^ ::tosses more candy to the kind reviewers:: Heh…the reviewer who said I finally recognized Lyserg….um….who is he? ::everyone anime-falls:: Gomen, I really don't know who he/she/it is….. I'm terrible with names. And Ren wasn't really mad at the kid on the commercial 'cos he was too busy ordering the action figures!!

Ren: No I wasn't…

Yes you were! Don't make me banish you to the closet! ::shifty eyes::

Ren: o_O; eep!

^_^; Anyway, you've waited for this moment…..CHAPTER THREE!!

Chapter Three: The trouble with airline food and other flying discomforts.

So now the cast has the funds for America AND enough supporters to open a can of serious whoop-ass on the evil dubbers. They're riding in moderate comfort in one of Ren's luxury cars, which is taking them to the nearest airport, when…

"WAIIIIIT!!!" A guy with blue-grey hair and winter clothes was chasing them on a ….snowboard. Yeah. Well, he was!

"Is that?"

"No, can't be…"

"But it is!"

"Horo Horo, what the hell are you DOING?!" Anna yells out an open window.

But he still snowboards towards the car. "I overheard everything! And there is no WAY you are leaving me out of this! Do you even know what those wicked-minded animals named ME?"

"No, what?"

"TREY!! WHAT THE HECK IS "TREY", I ASK YOU?! I EAT FOOD OFF THOSE THINGS!!"

Manta sighs, "Well actually, the correct spelling of that version of the word is—oh, what the hey. I feel your pain. You can come with."

Ren mumbles something to the driver and the car screeches to a halt.

"Whoa, whoa, WHOA…Uh-oh." THUD Horo Horo slams into the back of the car and falls flat on his back. @_@ "Eeeeeee…..five more minutes, mommy…"

Sighing, Anna opens the door and gets out.

A shadow passes over Horo Horo, and he glances up, his vision slowly clearing. "Anna? Why are there three of you?"

"Time to get up, sunshine." She pulls up Horo Horo by his cheek and flings him into the car.

"GYAH! Itai…." Meanwhile, his cyuute little spirit friend hops onto Manta's head. (=^__^=)

"Are we ready?"

"Yep!"

And so they drive and drive and drive and—you thought I was gonna keep going, didn't you? They finally reach the Tokyo airport. After a ridiculous fiasco with the ticket purchase and the turn-style, which will not be listed here for reasons I refuse to divulge, (Chaos: I don't think she knows the reason herself.) they clamber aboard the plane bound for America.

And so, aboard the plane…

"These seats are too small!" Horo Horo whimpers.

Anna smirks, "Put on a little poundage, mooching off of us, have we?"

"I'll make you eat those words!"

"Like you ate our food?"

"Grrr…."

Atendant clears her throat behind them, "Please sit down and fasten your seatbelts. We will soon be taking off."

"Lord Yoh, I have serious doubts that this giant metal bird can lift off the ground by itself…." Amidamaru, of course.

Yoh merely smiled in his usual carefree style. "Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the free peanuts." ^_^

"But I can no longer eat…."

"And the peanuts taste like styrofoam." Manta added.

The plane starts to roll down the runway, the engines on each wing engaging.

"What on Earth is that noise?!" Amidamaru yelps, startled.

"Relax, Amidamaru."

They take off, slowly rising into the air.

"How is it doing that? What sorcery IS this?!" Amidamaru, in short, was freaking out.

Yoh sighs. "Amidamaru…"

"That's it! This machine is haunted!" O_O;;

"Yeah. By you. Now behave."

—Cut scene to a row behind Yoh and the others—

A random man whispers to the person next to him, "Why is that boy in the headphones whispering to the empty seat next to him?"

"No clue…" came the reply.

The time on the plane passed rather slowly, and some of the people started getting…restless.

"Hey pig. Your arm is on my side." Anna mutters.

"What did you call me?" Horo Horo growls.

"MOVE IT, MISTER."

"No."

"WHAT did you say?" .

"I said no. If you don't like where my arm is, then switch seats with Ryu or lump it!"

"Those are fighting words. Are you trying to start something?"

He turns and glares at her with the ferocity of one hundred hemorraphic fever-inducing monkeys.

Anna glares right back with the fear-striking fury of two hundred Canada geese. "That is a very unwise choice to make."

"Um guys, I don't think its such a good idea to—" Manta tries to interject, but is cut off when Anna abruptly stands up.

She grabs the oxygen mask hanging from the ceiling and swings it by the tube. "Come on! Show me what you got!"

"Your mother!" Almost everyone on the plane stops to stare at him. "Whaat?"

Anna shakes her head. "No. Just…no."

Horo Horo rips a lunch tray off a neighboring seat (Ryu: "Hey that was mine!")

"Die, bitch!!"

^_^;; "Please remain seated during the flight," A flight attendant politely interrupts, while staying SEVERAL feet away from them.

"You stay out of this!!" The enraged shaman/snowboarder snapped, flinging the tray table at Anna.

"!!" She jumps to the side, the tray whizzing past her and hitting the flight attendant. "Nice toss, little girl."

"That's IT!! You asked for it!! (Insert name of little spirit friend here)-INTERGRATE!!"

The little spirit friend intergrates with his snowboard, and it suddenly drops several degrees in the plane. "Time for you to….CHILL OUT!!"

"…….."

"Get it? GetitGetitGetit? CHILL OUT!! 'Cos…it's a snowboard….."

"That doesn't even deserve a retort."

"GrrrrRRR!! I'LL TEACH YOU TO GET IT!!" Horo Horo's board charges with an icy spirit attack.

"Hold it right there!" Two security guards flank the both of them. "You two are both under arrest!" To Anna, "You for provoking another passenger and playing with the oxygen mask," To Horo Horo, "And YOU for assaulting a flight attendant, using shamanic powers in an unauthorized zone, AND failure to return your tray table to its upright and locked position!" The officer points to the tray table laying next to the still-dazed flight attendant.

And so….

"Wow, flying is more relaxing than I thought," Yoh sighs contently.

"You said it," Manta agrees.

Meanwhile….

Cut scene to Anna and Horo Horo in pet carriers in the luggage compartment.

"I just know this is somehow your fault." . Anna growls.

"Oh shut up." -_-; Horo Horo groans.

End chappie! Ok folks, hope the wait was worth it!

Horo Horo: You are so cruel to us.

You ain't seen nothing yet! Don't forget to read and review! Flames will be used to make grilled cheese sandwiches and melt the ice on my walkway. Later! ^___^