Ok, ok, I admit there are some inconsistencies, but that's only cos A: I'm stupid B: I don't own the full collection of Shonen Jump (only from issue 4 up, and that's only cos I didn't know about SJ until the fourth issue and by then I couldn't find issues 1-3.) and C: I no longer watch the dub show (which is all there is available to me at the moment) so if I missed out on any important clues, gomen. I can't help it if I'm pathetic. -_-;; Also, thankses for all the nice reviews! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! And those of you who gave me ideas for the fic, I appriciate it much, and will try to work some—if not all—into the story! (and thanks to the reviewer that corrected me on my Japanese grammar. Lol)

Disclaimer: I LIVE IN A BOX!!

Chaos: No you don't.

Yes I do!! ::is in a box…..in the middle of her living room:: Bah, what do you know?? ::hey, I just record your actions, don't blame me.:: Nyah….-P ::slams the flaps of her box closed::

Chaos: She does not own Shaman King, 4Kids, etc etc and so forth.

Chapter 6: To the 4Kids lair—of EVIL!!

Armed with only a Swiss army knife, some Swiss cheese, and 92 kilos of pot,

(RT: MINE!!) the Shaman King crew and Rainbow Trout claw and scrape their way across the barren, hostile employee parking lot to the entrance. A tall set of shiny doors greet them.

"…."

"…."

"…."

"Well, isn't anyone gonna knock?"

RT reaches for the doorbell.

"Waaait! There's a sign on the door! 'Knock only. Bell out of service.'"

"That's just what THE MAN wants us to do!" So instead, he rings the bell.

After a few rings, a peephole slides open and a man peers through. "The sign states clearly, 'KNOCK ONLY!' Can't you read?"

"Nope!" RT beams cheerfully.

"That explains why he ate my shoe polish…" Ren muses.

"THAT explains why that brownie tasted so…off." RT muses.

"Well, until you knock, I will not answer!"

"But…you just did…." Yoh states.

The guard goes red, flustered, "Well….I won't answer AGAIN, then. Happy?"

"Not really."

"WHY?!"

"Because you're not letting us in."

"Knock first and then we'll see."

"Oh, ok then." ^_^

The peephole slides shut.

All is silent.

Crickets can be heard chirping—until a steamroller backs over them.

All is (again) silent.

Somewhere, a water buffalo moos. Or whatever they do.

Quite suddenly—and randomly—an army of rabid chibi kitsunes marches purposefully up to the door. The most rabid one, wearing the commando boots and blood-red trench coat and armed with C-4 and cooking from Home Ec, Conquistador Senora Truffles, (Well you didn't give me their names, review-person, so its fair game now isn't it? -P ) is obviously the leader. In a rather thick foreign accent, she barks, "4KIDS DOMINATION!!" and the troop advances towards the building and our heroes.

They stop in front of the door and Sra. Truffles scans it up and down for a minute, then knocks. Quite suddenly and frighteningly, the troops and their leader get out flowers and their faces contort into irresistibly adorable, sweet, cute, etc etc and so forth expressions.

The little peep-hole slides open and the guard peeks out. "Awwwww, if it isn't a troop of non-deadly, well-meaning mythical creatures!" ^__^ The shiny doors slide open with a clang, and the guard bends down, still smiling. "Are those flowers for me? Why, isn't that sweet!"

All of a sudden, laser cannons of hellacious doom pop out of the bouquets, and the troop's happy faces turn into menacing scowls.

"Troops………..ATTAAAAAAAACK!!" Sra. Truffles' order rings out, and her troop of rabid chibi kitsune pounces onto the unsuspecting guard, latching onto him and conking him over the head with their weapons.

The SK cast just stares. And stares. And stares. Eventually, their eyeballs dry out and crumble into dust and blow away. But they keep staring. Its just that freaky. After a while, the guard is killed and the troop marches through the door, cheering.

After a long while…….

"……………What the hell just happened?" Anna demands.

"Who cares, now we can get in!" They all step over the dead body as they enter….the forbidden land of the dubbers!! Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuun……….

As they enter and their eyes adjust to the light, they recoil in repulsion.

Manta stammers in disbelief, "Its……..its……….."

IT'S A CLIFFIE!! Sorry to keep you all hanging like that, and for another short chappie, but…..well, I just wanna end the chapter here. Its my fic, so there! But don't worry, I WILL update soon and the next chapter will be longer, I swear! So please read and review! Thanks again for the good reviews, keep em' coming! Flames will be used to burn down 4Kids! Bye! ^__^