**VaSr: HIII!!!!
InuYasha: *cringes and hides*
Kagome: InuYasha! Say Hi to her!
InuYasha: _ Hi.
Kagome: Good.
**VaSr: Is this like because of the 'sit' thing earlier?
Sesshoumaru: You bet your ass! I was surprised she sacred him that bad.
Special: And if you're not careful, you're going through the same thing!
Sesshoumaru: What can a petty human do to this Sesshoumaru?
Naomi: Kags?
Kagome: *hands Blue rosary* it's STUPID.
Naomi: *Places on Sess* Ready Special?
Special: YEP!
Both Yell: HUMNa-HUMNa-HUMNa! STUPID. HUMNa-HUMNa-HUMNa! STUPID. HUMNa-HUMNa-HUMNa! STUPID. HUMNa-HUMNa-HUMNa! STUPID. HUMNa-HUMNa-HUMNa! STUPID. HUMNa-HUMNa-HUMNa! STUPID. HUMNa-HUMNa-HUMNa! STUPID. HUMNa-HUMNa-HUMNa! STUPID. HUMNa-HUMNa-HUMNa! STUPID. HUMNa-HUMNa-HUMNa! STUPID. HUMNa-HUMNa-HUMNa! STUPID. HUMNa-HUMNa-HUMNa! STUPID. HUMNa-HUMNa-HUMNa! STUPID.!!!!
Sesshoumaru: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
**VaSr: I think I'll just remark that you can no longer see him, he's so far in the ground that...well...he's even further on his was to china than InuYasha ever could be...
Kagome: That's true...
InuYasha: Yes, but he deserved it waaaay more than I did!!!
Kagome: Alright...but...next time...*glares*
InuYasha: *gulps*
**VaSr: Alright! I'll save him! Sheesh. *rolls eyes* Here's our stupid Disclaimer already...
I
No
Own
Inu
Yasha.
(But, I do occasionally steal them, and bring Sesshy to my stash of hot guys in my basement...Muahahaha)
What the Hell?!
By: DumbAssPunk
---------------------Sesshoumaru POV-----------------------------
Sesshoumaru stood in one of the corners of the room, watching the argument coming forth from his idiot half brother and Kagome. Mentally, he wondered at the fact that he used her name, but another side of him understood it. He'd come to respect her, and her friend Sango. They both could handle his annoying half brother and the houshi, and that was a feat that most couldn't handle. He shook his head slightly, and tuned into the conversation.
"...and I will not have you stopping us! We need supplies- with Naomi not being here and us sitting idly, we've went through what we usually would have used sparingly in a measly couple days! Would you just give us one day at home and we'll be..." Sesshoumaru tuned back out. This wasn't their home? He'd wondered, what, with Naomi always being respectful to the elder miko and not ruining anything here, but it was a shocker. Where does she live, then? He watched her from his spot of choice. At the moment, Rin was following her around, asking a million trivial questions about everything in sight.
Naomi finally turned around, kneeling down to look her straight in the eyes. Quietly, she said, "Rin? If I'm correct, Kagome's going to win her little spat here with InuYasha, thus I need to get ready to run. So, I need to get my stuff together. Then I'll answer your questions-'Kay?" She quirked a brow slightly.
"OK!!!! Can I come?" Rin jumped up and down, eagerly.
Naomi's eyes were widened. Her jaw looked like it was going to drop any second. Even Kagome and InuYasha had turned around, looking at the child with comically shocked expressions.
"Uh.............."
InuYasha grinned. "That's an idea, Kags. You can go home, but you're bringing us- all of us." He smirked down at her, crossing his arms in his haori triumphantly.
Kagome truly looked like she was going to fall over. Naomi looked over at her friend, and sighed. Sesshoumaru grinned. He didn't expect the glare she sent back at him though. "Kag-chan. Err....why everyone? How will they all fit?"
Kagome frowned slightly. "That's right, how will we fit you all?"
The monk smiled and jumped up. "Oh, it'll be no problem!" He edged behind Naomi slowly. "I'm sure Naomi wouldn't mind us sharing her room, would she?"
Naomi's face went blank, her eyes narrowed, and she waited only a moment before- she twirled about, her heel connecting with his chin, right on top a bruise that Sango had left on him earlier that day. He crumpled to the ground in pain, moaning. She frowned down at him. "Don't touch my ass, houshi."
He smiled slightly. "It was merely the brushing off of dust, I swear it!" Her eyes rolled, and she looked up at Sango.
"May I borrow it?" Sango nodded, and a large boomerang suddenly flew through the air, into Naomi's hand. Her eye had a feral light as she wacked him across the head with it. She smiled sweetly as he fell unconscious.
"That was good Naomi, but next time, if you angle it a little to the left, he flys across the room- a very satisfying show." Sango grinned, and collected her boomerang back from her new friend.
Naomi nodded, glaring down at the idiot monk before looking back at her sister. "I meant in the well. It's going to be crowded, unless we make two trips."
Kagome nodded, and looked thoughtful. "I don't think taking the jewel that much apart would be wise- I suppose a few of us holding pieces and the rest holding onto them..." She trailed of in thought. InuYasha brought her back to the world of the living with a hand waving in front of her face. "Oh! Uhm...well, InuYasha, since you and I can go through easily, I'll bring Shippou and Sango, you can bring Miroku and Rin-chan, and Naomi can bring Sesshoumaru."
InuYasha blinked at her. "I'm not bringing the PERVERT!"
Sesshoumaru for once agreed. *The pervert touched her...wait! What am I thinking? She can take care of herself...* He rolled his eyes mentally, and watched the others for a while. InuYasha was arguing with Kagome, but it seems she'd win once more. *She had a winning statement. He's the one who said everyone.*
Naomi just rolled her eyes at them. "Whatever. Rin, want to help me finish packing up?"
"HAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naomi's eyes widened at the enthusiastic response. Naomi's eyes narrowed at the little girl. "Have you been into my bag while all this talking has been going on?" Rin shuffled her feet and looked up innocently. Naomi glared at her. "You ate my pocky, didn't you?" Rin was now looking anywhere than at the elder girl. Naomi crossed her arms. "Rule One in Manners, chica. DO NOT take things without asking, especially something as valuable as pocky."
Naomi looked up to see Kagome laughing at her. "What?"
Kagome was now almost bent over. "Valuable...pocky...? HAHA!"
Naomi rolled her eyes. "You know what, pocky is good. I live off it. So yes, it's valuable. It's like you and ice cream."
Kagome's eyes widened. "Ice cream is the best thing in the world- no dissing!"
InuYasha was glaring. "Ice cream?"
Naomi yawned. "If ice cream's great, then you can't say that it isn't valuable, thus you must agree that pocky is the same. Right? It's called logic."
Kagome just waved a hand at her. "Naomi-logic is strange. Only ice cream, pocky isn't half as good."
InuYasha was fuming. "What/who is ice cream?!"
Kagome blinked at him. "Uh...you can't really explain it..." Her eyes grew dreamy and distant. "It's...great."
Naomi shook her head, and look at her sister's boyfriend who was turning green with envy. "What she's saying is that it rivals Oden."
Now InuYasha was confused, not to mention the regular people of Fuedal Japan. "But...Oden's food..." The others were blinking. *Oden's food?* Sesshoumaru was trying to figure out all these words. *So...*
Naomi just shook her head at then all. "You'll have to wait til you get there, we'll show you to more detail there, right Kags?" She snapped Kagome out of her dazing dream of Ice cream and Oden.
"Huh? Oh, yea, we'd better get ready." And with that, they began to get ready.
-----------Later, Naomi's POV---------------------
*Damn well.* She looked down into it's depths, sighing slightly. *Here we all go.* She looked up at Kagome, who was handing her a shard with a smile. She took it, looking up at her adoptive sister. "Ready to go home?"
Kagome grinned. "Hell yea!"
*So strange...And on we go...Huzzah.* She watched Kagome grip Shippou to herself, and Sango's hand. She suddenly thought of something. "Kagome!"
Her sister looked back at her. "Yes?"
"Bag. Hand it over."
"Why?" Kagome was looking at her in curiousity.
"Because, knowing you, you're going to end up in a heap once you're across. Also, you're bringing two other people~ I'm not. It'll be easier. Do you need any other reasons?"
Kagome laughed. "Nope!" She let go of Sango, and shrugged off her bag, tossing it over to Naomi, who caught it with a lazy reflex. "Kagome then pulled the others up on the edge, and they jumped through, disappearing in a blue and white light.
Rin's eyes were sparkling. "WHOA!"
Naomi shook her head. *Kids on sugar highs going through time-traveling wells...I'm glad I'm not the one bringing her. But then...I have to bring a tall taiyoukai instead...what's this world coming to anyway?* She blinked, looking at InuYasha. "Wait!"
InuYasha scowled at her. "What?"
"You need to wait. She's going to need time. They'll have to get up, then climb out- not to mention check to make sure no one's around. It'll be strange for us all to come out at the same time."
InuYasha growled, but nodded. "And yourself? Going to switch back to 'normal' appearance for your world?"
Naomi frowned. She liked being able to be in her true form with no restrictions. *Oh well...* "Yes. I'm just contemplating which of my wardrobe to wear first."
Miroku grinned, and placed a hand on her waist. She looked straight forwards, and her words dripped ice. "If you don't wish to be removed of your family jewels, you'd best get off, houshi."
"But milady! Surely you wouldn't do that! I'm merely going to suggest that you wear something...suitable to accent your curves..." His hand went lower...
*WACK!* This time she'd punched him, sending him feet in the air, before falling head first to the ground. InuYasha looked up in amusement. "Should I catch him, ir let him be paralyzed?"
Naomi glared up at him. "At least that way he wouldn't touch me."
InuYasha shook his head, and placed a claw out, catching his annoying friend before he hit the ground. Though he got a few scratches, the monk was unharmed. "Now I'm going, she should have had plenty of time. You won't have to wait as long, seeing as I'm carrying Idiot-boy here instead of him climbing."
Naomi merely nodded, and looked to Rin. "Hey, Rin? Grab onto InuYasha, ok? You'll be fine."
Sesshoumaru's eyes narrowed. "InuYasha..."
His brother just smirked, and nodded. "She'll be fine. Come on Rin, let's get out of here before the pervert wakes up and you have to run."
They jumped, and again the lights enveloped them all.
Naomi and Sesshoumaru just...stood there. *Now what? Am I supposed to start a conversation...?* She looked up at him, and smirked at his expression. With his brother gone now, he could marvel at the well's proximity. "You obviously feel the Saidin flowing within?"
He blinked, and looked over at her. He smirked slightly, before nodding. "Yes, this Sesshoumaru is surprised at the amazing capacity of the True Power in something so...trivial."
Naomi shook her head at him. "Obviously, it's not as trivial as you think. And, would you stop with the 'this Sesshoumaru' crap?!?! I thought we'd been through that one again."
Sesshoumaru chuckled. Naomi decided that she liked the sound. "Refresh my memory, then."
Naomi glared playfully. "Is that a challenge?"
"Do you want it to be?"
She leaned against a wall of Saidar, looking at him with free curiosity.
------------Sesshoumaru POV---------------------
*Say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes....wait...what am I thinking?* He inwardly blinked. *Say yes. Hm. Please?* He smirked slightly. *She looks...gorgeous when she's thinking...* He brushed a strand of hair from his face idly, wishing for something to get it out of his way.
She grinned. "Yea."
*Cute*
"I need to change form now...so...yea..."
*Where did cute come from?!* He was in a state of panic. *I mean, sure, she's a friend, an ally, a potential date...AACK! Stop thinking Sesshoumaru.* He blinked down at her, as she grew...shorter...
Her hair grew duller, and shrunk down to waist length, brought back in a sort of tie at the back of her head. A baggy black shirt reading 'Thank god for strange girls, without them what would strange boys do' was tucked into the front of tight Levi's. These were slightly faded, and were black originally. Black combat boots were nearly covered up by the length of them, but still showed to an extent. Black and blue bands went up one arm, and the other had different silver chains, with a leather band winding up her arm, ending wound around her middle finger. Her brilliant eyes dulled to a warm brown, and she blinked up at him. Her ears were still slightly pointed, and he grinned at it.
/You're still short. /
She scowled playfully at him. "Ha-ha, very funny. Let's go, Oh Tall One. They're bound to be waiting."
They jumped through the well, not forgetting the two bags as they were surrounded by a blue and white glow.
-------------Naomi's POV--------------
She grinned as she watched him going through the well's transporting. He was so........*Cute.*
O_O She did not just think cute. There's no way...she's unable to...*Yea. He's definitely cute.* She mentally banged her head against a wall. *Stop with the cute! _ He's...hot...there we go. Ok. No cute. Hot. Ok....We really need to get out of here...*
She blinked, and looked up, to see the slightly familiar roof with relief. She grinned, looking over at her shocked companion. She bent her knees slightly, and jumped up, still holding onto his hands. *He'd better jump...*
------------Sesshoumaru's POV------------------
*What in the world...is this sheltering?* He looked about a bit. *Well, it's definitely not...huh?* He felt a tug on his hand. He looked over at Naomi, to see a grin as she shot upwards. *Jumping? She...oh...I'd better jump...WHEN DID I START ACTING SO DENSE?!* He smirked up at her, and jumped afterwards, til they were both soaring up. He felt her tug at his hand again, and he let her guide him down to Earth slowly. He looked around to see no one else. This was a small, dark building, holding very little space besides what was taken up by the well. He smirked, and slipped forwards, pinning her successfully against the wall. She blinked at him, staring deep into golden pools.
"You know," he whispered huskily, "There's very few that would actually be aloud to cause this Sesshoumaru to have such reeling thoughts." He smirked at her ironic expression, and looked down at her lips. He trailed his gazes back to her eyes. He leaned forwards, his hands coming to rest on her hips, hers on his forearms, lightly. His lips met hers in a chaste kiss, before deepening slightly. Her hands slid up, causing him to shiver slightly. Her felt her grin against his lips at his reaction, and growled slightly at her. He slipped his tongue across her lower lip slowly, to cause her to gasp, opening her mouth to his own plundering. As his tongue explored the recesses of her mouth, he felt her hands come to rest at his neck, pulling about to rest in his hair, knotting lightly. They broke apart, gasping slightly for air. He grinned down at her.
"And you know," she whispered, causing shivers to run down his back, "that I don't allow your 'this Sesshoumaru' crap." She pulled his hair slightly, pulling him down to her level. She placed a small kiss on the side of his mouth, then another on the other side. His eyes were barely open, only a slit of golden amber showing as his fingertips held her chin loosely, keeping her still for another kiss. She opened her mouth slowly, and they had a battle of the tongues, a small erotic battle that they couldn't tell whom won. They looked at each other for a moment, then she rolled her eyes at him. "Let's go, before they start yelling, Old Man."
He smiled down at her. He linked hands with her, and they exited the building together, to be greeted by the extremely too ecstatic sun's rays. She squinted, to see InuYasha fuming up in Goshinboku. Not thinking it important, she pulled Sesshoumaru slightly behind her, smiling at his awed expression. She was surprised that she could read his feelings, seeing as his unemotional mask had slipped on as they left the building. But then...wasn't she the same way? She smiled slightly. She stopped outside the door- something didn't feel right. She let go of his hand, and looked down to see Rin sitting on the step, and Sango looking over to the left, an unconscious Miroku laying next to her. She frowned. "What's happening?"
Sango looked over, relief flooding over her features. "This...boy, he's here. Kagome can't get rid of him- InuYasha's going to explode if he doesn't leave soon."
Naomi looked over at Sango in confusion. She looked towards the road as Sango was, and she raised an eyebrow.
"What the hell?"
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**VaSr: Would you look at that?!?! Another Chappie! And so fast, too! It just flowed through my pen...err...fingers...o_O
InuYasha: Dude, you really need some help.
Kagome: InuYasha, that wasn't very-
InuYasha: Nice. I know- we've been through this before.
Kagome: *vein throbs* then why haven't you learned yet?!?!?!??!
Sesshoumaru: And I thought he was dense before...on the words of DENSE...
**VaSr: *whistles innocently*
Naomi: Err...I know this is off subject but...
Everyone: ...?
Naomi: God...he can kiss...^_^
Sesshoumaru: *blinks* really?
Naomi: *grins*
**VaSr: Awwwwww
Kagome: *repeat's **VaSr's saying...*
Hiei: **VaSr?
**VaSr: Yea?
Hiei: Wasn't it your turn to call? o_O
Everyone: *gasp*
**VaSr: Eh..heh...heh....uhm...
Hiei: o.O
**VaSr: Sorry? *gives puppy eyes* Won't happen again?
Hiei: Hn. Better not. *Grabs VaSr and they start making out...*
Kagome: ...
InuYasha: ......
Everyone else: ......................
Special: FINE! I'LL SAY IT! Peez review? You know you want to...it'd make my sister feel better, she'll even get more fluff o_-
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