Hello once again, to loyal fans and newcomers alike! Sorry for the wait, I had a cold….other than that, I just didn't feel like it. But now I do. So, before my urge to continue this withers and dies again, welcome to the tenth chappie of the story!! Whee! This is turning into a positively long fic. And I bet it doesn't have a thing to do with my chapters being on the short side. Pishaw! ^_^;; Sorry to the one reviewer who thinks some of the people here are ooc….I just felt like doing that. Or some reason. And the one who suggested the clones and the original copies duke it out, I haven't forgotten that!!

::Hotohori from Fushigi Yugi, which I also do not own, runs in with a sign with the disclaimer on it::

Disclaimer: 'If I owned Shaman King, Amidamaru would be my piece of man-meat—

Amidamaru: O_O;;

Hotohori: And why would I not be this man-meat??

Amidamaru: Be grateful you aren't!

Hotohori: Oh I am, I was just wondering why no one asked…

—And 4Kids and other copyrighted stuff aren't mine either.'

Last time…..

"OH GOD, THE KRILL HAS SEEPED INTO MY BRAAAAAAIIIN!!"

And now, chapter 10. Poor whales.

"Okay, we have to somehow strongly discourage the whales from eating our krill-covered bodies!!" Yoh, the leader, taking command.

"No, ya think??" came the enthusiastic reply.

"Oh yes, I think that would be the best course of action." u_u

-_-;;;;;

The blue whales circle under them as they tread water, much like sharks. Suddenly, one of them dives deep.

"What?"

"Uh oh…" Manta whispers.

" 'Uh oh'?? WHAT-oh?!"

"Its…its…ITS GONNA JUMP!!"

"Whaaat??"

But indeed, a massive shape was moving towards them at a frightening speed.

"Oh. That." long pause. "HOLY CRAP!!" They all begin to paddle around frantically.

"We'll never escape it! Its too big!!"

Yoh's eyes narrow all cool-leader-ish and the camera pans on his face, with speed lines and everything. "Then we'll have to meet it head-on! Everybody, dive down!"

"Are you nuts?!"

Yoh stares at them all dramatically. "Maybe I am." And taking as much air as his lungs can hold, he dives down in the general direction of the monster.

"We have to do as he says!" Anna exclaims in a rare show of agreement. "Dive down if you wanna LIVE!!"

"…."

"And if you don't want me to beat you all up." -_-;

Its amazing how fast they dive. As the crew paddles deeper into the depths of the tank, a huge shape zooms past them, knocking them back in the jet…um...water stream. The back draft. Whatever its called.

o "Blub glub glug brrr (censored) gluug bluurg (censored)!"

"I think that whale just flipped you off…" Amidamaru blinks, bewildered, "But I thought they didn't have fingers…..If that wasn't a finger, I don't want to know what it was…." O_o;

So the whale jumps….and crashes into the ceiling of the evil lair and dies. X_x (A/N: If you wanted a humane fic, you came to the wrong place. Sorry.)

"Meh, theres still another one. I'm not worried." Bob—MASTER OF EVIL—reclines and takes out a PlayVillain magazine. "Hmm….well hel-lo miss January….."

SPLOOOOOSH!!

SPLAT! X_x Red chunks of…don't ask…rain from the ceiling.

"What the fuck, you killed both of my whales!! Hey, whats this stuff?" He plucks a piece of red…don't ask…out of the air and pops it into his mouth. "Hey, they're chewy! I could market these!"

The cast of SK surfaces. "What the hell? Shouldn't we be dead by now?"

"No! We were saved….saved by an abnormally low villainous lair ceiling….." u_u

"DAMMIT!!" The floor slides back in and the drenched heroes climb onto it.

Yoh dramatically points at Bob, "Your whales are gone!! So NOW what, you dirty—hey, whats that?" He eats a piece of the red stuff, "hey, its chewy!"

"Don't get distracted!" Anna taps a foot, impatient.

"Oh…what was I going to say?" Everyone anime-falls.

"Cut….cut….just everyone…CUT!!" Bob huffs, very irritated. "YOU (Yoh) stop being so soap-opera dramatic, YOU (Anna) stop being a pushy know-it-all, YOU (Manta) grow a backbone, and YOU (Horo Horo) get me a soda!!"

"Soap…opera?"

"PUSHY KNOW-IT-ALL?! I'LL SHOW YOU, C'MERE AN' SAY THAT!! COME ON! LETS GO, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW—"

"But…I have a vertebrae…"

"What flavour soda will that be, sir?"

O_O; "Who's side are you on anyway??"

"I may fight the good battle, but when it comes to thirstiness, there are no sides." u_u

o_o;

u_u

-_-; "You're an idiot."

"HEY!!" Ren, Ryu and Amidamaru step/ghostly float forward, "Why didn't you yell at US??"

"Meh. No complaints so far."

"Oh. That makes sense."

"So now what should we do?"

Yoh has an idea. Yay. "Um…how about you go back to villainry and we'll thwart you."

Bob ponders on this, scratching his chin, "Hmm…what do the rest of you think?"

"Yeah, ok…" "We could do that, I guess…." "No complaints here…"

"Ok, then its settled! But where the hell are my cronies?!"

Cut scene to the newly-reformed henchmen and Rainbow Trout, engaged in a spiritual ritual of mind, body and soul, sitting cross-legged in a circle around a scented campfire.

"Got any threes?"

"Go fish."

Bob shakes his head, "Good help is so hard to find these days…."

"Amen to that!" Ren calls.

Bason suddenly floats out of the memorial tablet. "Hey!!"

"Um…I-I didn't mean you….I meant Jun, really! Ignorant sister…."

"…..Who is watching right now." Bob interjects.

"Whaaat??"

"The whole thing is being broadcasted globally."

"But doesn't that mean the authorities could be watching?"

"Probably not. Its pay-per-view."

"Oh."

Back at Ren's manor….

"Ohhh look Winston, Renny-kun is on the telly!" ^_^

"He just called you ignorant, Jun-sama…."

"Oh really now??" anger mark "That's it, no afternoon tea for a month, young man!"

"He can't hear you…" -_-;

"Ohhh can't he now??" _ _

And how did my happy little victims like this chapter? ^__^ Sorry again for the delay in update. Next time, what Bob looks like is revealed! And the dubbies and the original guys (and Anna) duke it out. Flames will be used to cook whale meat. Later, peoples.