CHAPTER-FRICKIN'-TWELVE!!!!!

No huge long speech this time kiddies. (Sorry for all of you who were looking forward to it ^_~)

Oh, but before I forget……::gives Manta, Yoh and Ren those presents that one oh-so-kind reviewer sent them::

Manta, Yoh and Ren: ^______^ ::put them to immediate use::

Thanks for making the characters I'm using happy. It'll make them more…..smooth and manageable…..::reading off a shampoo bottle:: Yep.

Disclaimer: If I owned Shaman King would I keep denying it through the last eleven chapters? ………..Don't answer that.

Ch. 12- Yoh vs. Yoh, Manta vs. Morty

And so, out from the mist (which was always there, really!) their badly-voiced clones swoosh into visibility.

Ryu's dubbie, Rio is the first to speak. "DIE, YOU PUNY HUMAN MUCHACHOS!!"

"HEY!!"

"Oh, I'm sorry…you puny human muchachos, and Amidamaru, the former puny human muchacho…."

"That's better." He folds his arms. u_u

"I do NOT sound like that!!" Ryu screams, after being silent for so long.

"Well, now we know he's not dead…unfortunately" mutters Ren.

Yoh turns to face them, "Come on, Ren. This is bigger than us. We have to put our differences aside and stand together to be able to destroy this unspeakable evil." He strikes a righteous-hero pose.

"Riiight. Just get to the point. How do I kill mine?" Anna grumbles, casting a poisonous glance at her dubbie, which sticks its tongue out at her. .

"Kill is such a strong word," Manta's dubbie interjects, "we prefer the term vanquish."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" All the original copies moan in horror.

What the hell is wrong with vanquish? Anyway, the dubbies and the originals get into fighting stances, each facing their counterpart and looking as menacingly as possible.

"Grr!"

"Arrgh!!"

Oh. I am so frightened. See me shake. Alright alright, enough of that. With a sudden war whoop, Yoh charges at his copy, eyes blazing with a fierceness even the geese could never hope to match. "DIE MUTHA FUCKAAAAA!!!"

"Oh my, such language!! I can not let this go on any longer! I will vanquish you now…..and fulfill my destiny!!!"

"ENOUGH!! WITH!! THE!! FREAKIN'!! DESTINYYYYYYY!!!" he howls, leaping into the air. We suddenly pan in on dubbie Yoh's face, being cast over by a shadow as the real Yoh hovers for a moment over his head. Then, gravity takes effect and he body-slams the clone.

"AUUUUGHH! THAT JUST WIPED OUT HALF OF MY LIFE POINTS!!"

Um……wrong dub. o_o;

"SILENCE OR I WILL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!"

I'm telling you that's the wrong show!! And I bet its supposed to be hell, not 'shadow realm'. .

"MIND CRUSH!!!!"

That's it, I'm calling technical support. -_-;

"What good'll that do?"

………..I'll take away the presents that one reviewer gave you.

"NOOOOOOOO!!" T_T "We'll be smooth and manageable, we promise!!"

You had better. Anyhow, the dub is sent flying into the opposite wall. Bob, who is still watching this, unlike the conventional villain who'dve gone off to get popcorn or whatever it is they do when they leave a hero to their supposed doom, screeches out random obscenities to both fighters, "YOU LAZY ASS MUTHA FUCKA DESTROY THAT ORIGINAL COPY BEFORE I GET REALLY ANGRY!!!!!!"

"Ohhh really angry, I'm soooo scared…." mutters the dub.

"YOU SHOULD BE!!"

"Oh no he heard that….think, man, think…how do I vanquish the original Yoh? Oh crap he's coming this way!!"

"NEEAAAAAAARRGHHH!!" Charging charging charging….

As all this occurs, the rest of them, originals, dubbies and evil overlords alike, could only stare in shock and appall.

"Yoh 1 (the original) is pulling Yoh 2's hair!!"

"Yoh 2 (the dub) is biting Yoh 1's knee!!"

"We're out of ketchup!!" Everyone stares at Bob, who is eating a hot dog. "Whaaaat??"

Yoh 1 looks up, "I'm a mustard person, myself."

Yoh 2 pounds his head into the ground, "You would be!" .

As this goes on, all the original copies continue to watch, unable to tear their eyes from the horrific displays of contortion, jabbing, and all around ass-whooping the two Yohs deliver unto each other. But the peace in the sidelines could never last (now what kind of a fight would that be anyway?), as that creep Morty creeps creepily towards Manta with a creepy grin on his creepy face. The creep. Manta hears the footsteps behind him and whirls around, slamming that big-ass encyclopedia down on the crude duplicate's head. "SNEAK UP ON ME, WILL YA, BIATCH?!?!"

"Uggghhhhhhfawhoogoogads……." @___@ He go doooooown, dawg……

"That tells me NOTHING!!" the baby-faced little cutie starts kicking the fallen Morty.

Whoa…..go Manta….and for more ass-kicking, stay tuned for the next chapter!!

Sorry for the long wait. And the notorious shortness. I've just been unmotivated. But I'll try extra hard to get up off my lazy ass for my fans. Wow, I have fans! Cool!!