Author's Notes: Re-edited, one part chapter 2! Go Neo (she gets shafted
with the crappy job ^__~)
Disclaimer: We don't own RW or Blackadder, and we envy the lucky bastards who do. **************************************************************************** ******************************************
"Slut!"
"Tomboy!"
"Prissy!"
"Crackhead!"
The two girls' argument increased even though all the lights in the airport went out and the people around them were becoming obviously nervous. Rain shoved her hand over Amariie's mouth before another rude comment flew out. Turning her head around, she saw stampedes of people rushing through all the doors. She grabbed Amariie and dragged her outside to get an idea on what was going on. The streets surrounding them became desolate as the last civilian fled the scene.
"Ummmmmm, just what the fuck is going on?" Rain asked to no one in general.
Amariie turned to face her, "Just how the hell am I supposed to know?!"
Just then a strange little man ran up to them from out of nowhere. He had about 4 teeth, long scraggly brown hair and was wearing some kind of rags from the Shakespearian era. He started skipping around the girls. (1)
"Ohhhhh. It's so cold! The goblins are striking! Pity poor Tom, has no place to sleep. Ohhhhh the goblins!" the little man started pawing at Rain's arm. This caused them to promptly run away screaming.
"Pedophile! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" both girls shrieked and ran away. When they stopped to catch their breath, they realized they ran into a clearing where a girl with long black hair was wearing some sort of red bikini. Standing next to her was an unnaturally large white tiger, growling lowly. In front of them was a bigger metal thingy that held a chain in its hands.
"Am I the one you're after? Face me!" the mouthless, faceless metal stormtrooper drop-out said loudly.
"I am Ryo...of the Wildfire!" the girl called out, using exaggerated hand motions.
This "Ryo" character charged forward, but the metal guy whipped his chain and smacked Ryo with it, resulting in her sailing through the air, then getting knocked onto her ass. A view of the red bikini wearing person's face made Rain and Amariie realize that "Ryo" was actually a guy and he wasn't really wearing a red bikini (although that'd be pretty funny).
Rain began laughing at their realization of a certain gender, in which Amariie smacked her upside the head. The sudden movements and noise caught the creature's attention. It turned to face the two girls.
"SEE WHAT YOU DID?!" Amariie screeched, not wanting to become the metal guy's dinner and again smacking a sore Rain.
"This was a private matter, but as long as you're just standing there..." it said then quickly flung its chain at bitch #1 and bitch #2. Rain ducked instantly, but Amariie's reflexes were unfortunately a bit slower. The chain coiled around her small body and before it could register in her brain, she was being dragged towards the trashcan wannabe.
Amariie scowled at her present situation. "Listen, Tin Man, if you don't let me go right now, you are going to have a MAJOR lawsuit on your hands. My Daddy knows this mean-ass lawy... EEEEKKKKK!!" before finishing her statement the chain tightened, resulting in one of her annoying high- pitched squeals.
The *ahem* boy clutched his fist. "Hey Dynasty creep! Let her go!"
The white tiger pounced forward, but was hit in the face with the other end of the chain. Next, the Ryo girl...I mean guy ran towards them, but was knocked on his ass, yet again.
Rain, standing at the sidelines, rolled her eyes. "God, you wuss, get off your ass! You are one sad excuse for a hero!"
The Tin Man laughed and threw his chain-thing at Ryo once again. Ryo, unable to get out of the way, just raised his arm in defense (which, might I add, is useless).
Suddenly, out of absolute nowhere, a different guy jumped in front of Ryo, blocking the chain. He had the same kind of tight skin suit on, but instead of red like Ryo's, it was a dark blue color. "Aren't you going to introduce us to your friend?" he said to Ryo in an annoying, fake New Yorkish accent that made everyone around them shudder with disgust. He then turned his face towards the big meanie. "I'm Rowen of the armor Strata. This is my friend, heads up!"
On cue, a fat guy with bad hair and an orange suit on jumped out into the clearing. "Hey buddy, looking for me? I'm Kento, of the Hardrock! Justice is..." he didn't have time to continue.
Rain interrupted him with steam practically coming out of her ears. "Listen, no one gives a flying frick if you are a hardrock or anything. My friend is kinda held hostage so if you would kindly get done with the introduction speeches, it would be REALLY nice of you if you would HELP HER like REAL superhero macho guys do!"
The three boys stood staring at her dumbly as two more jumped from nearby rooftops, not uttering a word.
Amariie lifted an eyebrow. "How the hell did you do that??"
The creature shook its head. "Ummm, ummmm, oh yeah! I remember! *Ahem* Hahaha I will destroy you Ronin Warriors!"
"Ronin Warriors?!" Amariie and Rain yelped at the same time.
Kento smiled proudly and pointed to himself. "That's us!"
A guy with crazy blonde hair looked up, "We were chosen to protect the mortal world from the evil Dynasty. Oh, and by the way, I'm Sage...and I'm single," he said ending with a wink.
Rain groaned and Amariie rolled her eyes. "Well, we're screwed."
The metal guy grew impatient and stomped his foot like a toddler with a temper tantrum. "Guys, stop ignoring me!" it said in a whiny voice.
The "Ronin Warriors" along with the kittie circled the stormtrooper and attacked, yet ended up with their asses to the cement and in a daze. They looked to one another, wondering what to do next.
"Bwwwwaaaaaahahahahahahaha! Looks like I've defeated you, Ronins!" the metal guy cried triumphantly, shaking the in-hand Amariie around like a doll.
"I'm soooo gonna puke!" she squealed as she was thrown to the left some more.
Rain walked a bit closer and cocked her head. "Saaaayyy, were you ever made fun of as a child?"
Suddenly, the metal creature grew silent and avoided all eye contact. "Erm...Course not! I don't know what YOU're talking about! Having greasy hair and pimples were the cool things back in the day!"
Rain snorted. "And I'll bet your mother even made you wear flood pants up to high school," she snickered. Oooo this was too fun.
He then dropped the bundled Amariie and fell to his knees, bursting into tears. "They never wanted me on their team in dodgeball!" he cried out.
Amariie made a VERY irritated growl as she hit the pavement. "Gee...thanks Rainey.
The Ronins gathered together and probably figured, 'Hey! We have armor!' So getting in the professional position of transformation, they all shouted simultaneously the words that would stick with them forever.
"Armour of Hardrock, Tao Gi!"
"Armour of Torrent, Tao Shin!"
"Armour of Strata, Tao Inochi!"
"Armour of Halo, Tao Chi!"
"Armour of Wildfire, Tao Jin!"
In the midst of flying flower petals and toilet paper, the girls stared at them with eyes a bit wider than usual.
"What..." Amariie began.
"...the hell?" Rain finished.
"Are they like, digivolving, or something?" Amariie asked to a distant Rain.
Rain gave a sideways glance to her ditzy friend, "Uhh, 'ariie...I think you watch to much cartoons..."
After a minute of swirling, the spectacle finished. The five boys stood in shiny modern-samurai armor, each a different color and with a different weapon.
"EEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!! They look like skittles!" Amariie squealed in happiness.
Metal Guy wiped his eyes of tears and prepared for battle. At once, all five of the skittle squad charge at their enemy, the tiger backing them up. Weapons were spinning and an occasional Ronin went flying. At first it seems as though the big metal guy was winning, but then a peeved Ryo quickly joined the ends of his katanas together. The other four immediately backed off together as Ryo jumped REALLY high, Metal Guy gazing up confused.
"FFFFFLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP, NOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" Ryo screamed hoarsely.
"Yaaaaaa! Go Metalryomon! Kick his ass!" Amariie cheered, although her arms still were bound. Seeing that Ryo was going to hit the thing standing next to her, she hopped off towards Rain.
A blinding flash of light came followed by a huge explosion, which shook the ground. When the light finally faded, Mr. Trash Can was gone and the chain around Amariie was blown into the air. Behind Amariie was a bigass split down the middle of a rather large building.
"Sweet ass! Good job boys!" Rain shouted, walking towards Ryo and the others.
"Yeah, the way you changed into your armor-stuff, it was like, it was from an 80's anime show!!" Amariie giggled, following Rain.
The Ronins chuckled a bit as they re-grouped.
"Anime... hahaha, good one 'ariie!" Rain snickered.
Tin Can's chain, which was blown into the sky courtesy of Ryo, was caught by another armored hand. The owner of the hand was standing on the edge of the building the seven below were near to. Maniacal laughter greeted their ears as they saw who was standing above them.
"I've been watching your battle carefully Ronins. You barely won! You're all VERY weak!" the figured called downwards. It was also clad in a similar but more advanced armor than the thing they recently fought. Over its torso was a yellowish robe to add to the effect.
Amariie looked up squinting. "Ewwww peeping tom! Get a life!" she sneered.
"Who are you?" Ryo yelled upwards. Suddenly three other figures came into focus behind the laughing psychopath.
The armored figure smiled. "We, small boy, are the fou..."
Rain interrupted him and said to Amariie, "Ooooo, I like his voice."
"*ahem* We are the four dar..."
Amariie smiled back. "I like it too. It's nifty."
The figured scowled. "We. Are. The. Four. Dark..."
"Nifty? You've been hanging around Melissa too long."
"We..."
"Melissa? Isn't it Joanna who says 'nifty'?"
"W..."
"No no no, it's definitly Melissa..."
"SHUT THE HELL UP!! I AM TRYING TO DO AN IMPORTANT ENTER-THE-VILLIANS SPEECH AND YOU'RE PISSING ON IT! DO YOU MIND?!?!" the figure screamed, his voice echoing through the empty city. Both girls clamped their mouths shut. Ryo snorted with amusement at how quickly Amariie went quiet.
"K thanks," the figure said. "As I was saying. We, small boy, are the four dark warlords who serve the Emperor Talpa. I am their leader Anubis, Master of Cruelty," he hissed.
"I am Cale, Warlord of Corruption," a whiny voice came from the guy with ugly brown and red armor.
"I'm Sekhmet, Warlord of Venom," a nasty, globby voice matched its nasty snakeish armor.
"And I'm Daaaaaais, Waaaaarl..."
Rain whispered to Amariie. "His is cool, too."
Dais gave Rain a glare that made her close her mouth instantly.
"Shutting up..." Rain looked at the ground.
"I am Daaaaaaaais, Waaaaaaarlord of Illuuuuuuuuuusion," came from the guy in purplish spider-like armor.
From the skies above them came a flash of red lightning. "And I, Ronin Warriors, am Talpa, ruler of the evil Dynasty," said a distant voice, which had a surprisingly Scottish accent.
With another blaze of lightning, the "warlords" vanished and a floating feudal Japanese style castle appeared in the sky, far off in the distance.
The guys sneered, kittie growled, and the girls rolled their eyes. "What a five star cast," Amariie sniffed in her valley-girl manner, and then examined her fingernails.
Rain snorted with amusement at the floating fortress. "What a piece of shit castle! I could pull a better looking one out of my ass!"
Feeling awkward, Sage ran his fingers through his hair and turned to Amariie. "Sooo who are you two?"
Rain's gaze bounced among the lot of them. "Um I'm Rain and this is Amariie."
Blondie smiled largely and put her hands behind her back, leaning forward. "I guess you're stuck with us now," she chuckled.
Sage snuck up next to Amariie and put his arm nonchalantly on her shoulder. "Well that won't be so bad," he said grinning.
Amariie, still smiling, said deadly, "Hey Sage, if you don't want me to rip your hand off, then keep it in your pants."
With that, Sage backed off, blushing. Amariie then walked up to the one with orangish-brown hair and sideburns. She tilted her head to the side. "What's your name?"
He smiled and said, "I'm Cye of the Torrent"
Her eyes widened. "EEEEKKKKKKK!!!! He's got a British accent! That's sooooo cute!" she squealed and started poking him in the cheek.
Rain looked down at the ground, swinging her leg. "I, ummmm, don't know her...."
"Fuck you, bitch!" Amariie shot at Rain.
"Bite me, slut!"
"Go to hell, asshole!"
"Make me, Crackhead!"
Seeing that this would get ugly, the boys broke them up.
**************************************************************************** **************** Author's note: (1) After Rain and Amariie ran off, the creepy shakespearean man fell down a an open gutter grate, drifted down the sewer sysetm, out into open sea and landed on a small uninhabited island in the pacific ocean 4 months later. He then named the island after his pet goat and raised a colony of killer dragonflies, until they planned a mutany and killed him.
Just kidding.
Disclaimer: We don't own RW or Blackadder, and we envy the lucky bastards who do. **************************************************************************** ******************************************
"Slut!"
"Tomboy!"
"Prissy!"
"Crackhead!"
The two girls' argument increased even though all the lights in the airport went out and the people around them were becoming obviously nervous. Rain shoved her hand over Amariie's mouth before another rude comment flew out. Turning her head around, she saw stampedes of people rushing through all the doors. She grabbed Amariie and dragged her outside to get an idea on what was going on. The streets surrounding them became desolate as the last civilian fled the scene.
"Ummmmmm, just what the fuck is going on?" Rain asked to no one in general.
Amariie turned to face her, "Just how the hell am I supposed to know?!"
Just then a strange little man ran up to them from out of nowhere. He had about 4 teeth, long scraggly brown hair and was wearing some kind of rags from the Shakespearian era. He started skipping around the girls. (1)
"Ohhhhh. It's so cold! The goblins are striking! Pity poor Tom, has no place to sleep. Ohhhhh the goblins!" the little man started pawing at Rain's arm. This caused them to promptly run away screaming.
"Pedophile! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" both girls shrieked and ran away. When they stopped to catch their breath, they realized they ran into a clearing where a girl with long black hair was wearing some sort of red bikini. Standing next to her was an unnaturally large white tiger, growling lowly. In front of them was a bigger metal thingy that held a chain in its hands.
"Am I the one you're after? Face me!" the mouthless, faceless metal stormtrooper drop-out said loudly.
"I am Ryo...of the Wildfire!" the girl called out, using exaggerated hand motions.
This "Ryo" character charged forward, but the metal guy whipped his chain and smacked Ryo with it, resulting in her sailing through the air, then getting knocked onto her ass. A view of the red bikini wearing person's face made Rain and Amariie realize that "Ryo" was actually a guy and he wasn't really wearing a red bikini (although that'd be pretty funny).
Rain began laughing at their realization of a certain gender, in which Amariie smacked her upside the head. The sudden movements and noise caught the creature's attention. It turned to face the two girls.
"SEE WHAT YOU DID?!" Amariie screeched, not wanting to become the metal guy's dinner and again smacking a sore Rain.
"This was a private matter, but as long as you're just standing there..." it said then quickly flung its chain at bitch #1 and bitch #2. Rain ducked instantly, but Amariie's reflexes were unfortunately a bit slower. The chain coiled around her small body and before it could register in her brain, she was being dragged towards the trashcan wannabe.
Amariie scowled at her present situation. "Listen, Tin Man, if you don't let me go right now, you are going to have a MAJOR lawsuit on your hands. My Daddy knows this mean-ass lawy... EEEEKKKKK!!" before finishing her statement the chain tightened, resulting in one of her annoying high- pitched squeals.
The *ahem* boy clutched his fist. "Hey Dynasty creep! Let her go!"
The white tiger pounced forward, but was hit in the face with the other end of the chain. Next, the Ryo girl...I mean guy ran towards them, but was knocked on his ass, yet again.
Rain, standing at the sidelines, rolled her eyes. "God, you wuss, get off your ass! You are one sad excuse for a hero!"
The Tin Man laughed and threw his chain-thing at Ryo once again. Ryo, unable to get out of the way, just raised his arm in defense (which, might I add, is useless).
Suddenly, out of absolute nowhere, a different guy jumped in front of Ryo, blocking the chain. He had the same kind of tight skin suit on, but instead of red like Ryo's, it was a dark blue color. "Aren't you going to introduce us to your friend?" he said to Ryo in an annoying, fake New Yorkish accent that made everyone around them shudder with disgust. He then turned his face towards the big meanie. "I'm Rowen of the armor Strata. This is my friend, heads up!"
On cue, a fat guy with bad hair and an orange suit on jumped out into the clearing. "Hey buddy, looking for me? I'm Kento, of the Hardrock! Justice is..." he didn't have time to continue.
Rain interrupted him with steam practically coming out of her ears. "Listen, no one gives a flying frick if you are a hardrock or anything. My friend is kinda held hostage so if you would kindly get done with the introduction speeches, it would be REALLY nice of you if you would HELP HER like REAL superhero macho guys do!"
The three boys stood staring at her dumbly as two more jumped from nearby rooftops, not uttering a word.
Amariie lifted an eyebrow. "How the hell did you do that??"
The creature shook its head. "Ummm, ummmm, oh yeah! I remember! *Ahem* Hahaha I will destroy you Ronin Warriors!"
"Ronin Warriors?!" Amariie and Rain yelped at the same time.
Kento smiled proudly and pointed to himself. "That's us!"
A guy with crazy blonde hair looked up, "We were chosen to protect the mortal world from the evil Dynasty. Oh, and by the way, I'm Sage...and I'm single," he said ending with a wink.
Rain groaned and Amariie rolled her eyes. "Well, we're screwed."
The metal guy grew impatient and stomped his foot like a toddler with a temper tantrum. "Guys, stop ignoring me!" it said in a whiny voice.
The "Ronin Warriors" along with the kittie circled the stormtrooper and attacked, yet ended up with their asses to the cement and in a daze. They looked to one another, wondering what to do next.
"Bwwwwaaaaaahahahahahahaha! Looks like I've defeated you, Ronins!" the metal guy cried triumphantly, shaking the in-hand Amariie around like a doll.
"I'm soooo gonna puke!" she squealed as she was thrown to the left some more.
Rain walked a bit closer and cocked her head. "Saaaayyy, were you ever made fun of as a child?"
Suddenly, the metal creature grew silent and avoided all eye contact. "Erm...Course not! I don't know what YOU're talking about! Having greasy hair and pimples were the cool things back in the day!"
Rain snorted. "And I'll bet your mother even made you wear flood pants up to high school," she snickered. Oooo this was too fun.
He then dropped the bundled Amariie and fell to his knees, bursting into tears. "They never wanted me on their team in dodgeball!" he cried out.
Amariie made a VERY irritated growl as she hit the pavement. "Gee...thanks Rainey.
The Ronins gathered together and probably figured, 'Hey! We have armor!' So getting in the professional position of transformation, they all shouted simultaneously the words that would stick with them forever.
"Armour of Hardrock, Tao Gi!"
"Armour of Torrent, Tao Shin!"
"Armour of Strata, Tao Inochi!"
"Armour of Halo, Tao Chi!"
"Armour of Wildfire, Tao Jin!"
In the midst of flying flower petals and toilet paper, the girls stared at them with eyes a bit wider than usual.
"What..." Amariie began.
"...the hell?" Rain finished.
"Are they like, digivolving, or something?" Amariie asked to a distant Rain.
Rain gave a sideways glance to her ditzy friend, "Uhh, 'ariie...I think you watch to much cartoons..."
After a minute of swirling, the spectacle finished. The five boys stood in shiny modern-samurai armor, each a different color and with a different weapon.
"EEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!! They look like skittles!" Amariie squealed in happiness.
Metal Guy wiped his eyes of tears and prepared for battle. At once, all five of the skittle squad charge at their enemy, the tiger backing them up. Weapons were spinning and an occasional Ronin went flying. At first it seems as though the big metal guy was winning, but then a peeved Ryo quickly joined the ends of his katanas together. The other four immediately backed off together as Ryo jumped REALLY high, Metal Guy gazing up confused.
"FFFFFLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP, NOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" Ryo screamed hoarsely.
"Yaaaaaa! Go Metalryomon! Kick his ass!" Amariie cheered, although her arms still were bound. Seeing that Ryo was going to hit the thing standing next to her, she hopped off towards Rain.
A blinding flash of light came followed by a huge explosion, which shook the ground. When the light finally faded, Mr. Trash Can was gone and the chain around Amariie was blown into the air. Behind Amariie was a bigass split down the middle of a rather large building.
"Sweet ass! Good job boys!" Rain shouted, walking towards Ryo and the others.
"Yeah, the way you changed into your armor-stuff, it was like, it was from an 80's anime show!!" Amariie giggled, following Rain.
The Ronins chuckled a bit as they re-grouped.
"Anime... hahaha, good one 'ariie!" Rain snickered.
Tin Can's chain, which was blown into the sky courtesy of Ryo, was caught by another armored hand. The owner of the hand was standing on the edge of the building the seven below were near to. Maniacal laughter greeted their ears as they saw who was standing above them.
"I've been watching your battle carefully Ronins. You barely won! You're all VERY weak!" the figured called downwards. It was also clad in a similar but more advanced armor than the thing they recently fought. Over its torso was a yellowish robe to add to the effect.
Amariie looked up squinting. "Ewwww peeping tom! Get a life!" she sneered.
"Who are you?" Ryo yelled upwards. Suddenly three other figures came into focus behind the laughing psychopath.
The armored figure smiled. "We, small boy, are the fou..."
Rain interrupted him and said to Amariie, "Ooooo, I like his voice."
"*ahem* We are the four dar..."
Amariie smiled back. "I like it too. It's nifty."
The figured scowled. "We. Are. The. Four. Dark..."
"Nifty? You've been hanging around Melissa too long."
"We..."
"Melissa? Isn't it Joanna who says 'nifty'?"
"W..."
"No no no, it's definitly Melissa..."
"SHUT THE HELL UP!! I AM TRYING TO DO AN IMPORTANT ENTER-THE-VILLIANS SPEECH AND YOU'RE PISSING ON IT! DO YOU MIND?!?!" the figure screamed, his voice echoing through the empty city. Both girls clamped their mouths shut. Ryo snorted with amusement at how quickly Amariie went quiet.
"K thanks," the figure said. "As I was saying. We, small boy, are the four dark warlords who serve the Emperor Talpa. I am their leader Anubis, Master of Cruelty," he hissed.
"I am Cale, Warlord of Corruption," a whiny voice came from the guy with ugly brown and red armor.
"I'm Sekhmet, Warlord of Venom," a nasty, globby voice matched its nasty snakeish armor.
"And I'm Daaaaaais, Waaaaarl..."
Rain whispered to Amariie. "His is cool, too."
Dais gave Rain a glare that made her close her mouth instantly.
"Shutting up..." Rain looked at the ground.
"I am Daaaaaaaais, Waaaaaaarlord of Illuuuuuuuuuusion," came from the guy in purplish spider-like armor.
From the skies above them came a flash of red lightning. "And I, Ronin Warriors, am Talpa, ruler of the evil Dynasty," said a distant voice, which had a surprisingly Scottish accent.
With another blaze of lightning, the "warlords" vanished and a floating feudal Japanese style castle appeared in the sky, far off in the distance.
The guys sneered, kittie growled, and the girls rolled their eyes. "What a five star cast," Amariie sniffed in her valley-girl manner, and then examined her fingernails.
Rain snorted with amusement at the floating fortress. "What a piece of shit castle! I could pull a better looking one out of my ass!"
Feeling awkward, Sage ran his fingers through his hair and turned to Amariie. "Sooo who are you two?"
Rain's gaze bounced among the lot of them. "Um I'm Rain and this is Amariie."
Blondie smiled largely and put her hands behind her back, leaning forward. "I guess you're stuck with us now," she chuckled.
Sage snuck up next to Amariie and put his arm nonchalantly on her shoulder. "Well that won't be so bad," he said grinning.
Amariie, still smiling, said deadly, "Hey Sage, if you don't want me to rip your hand off, then keep it in your pants."
With that, Sage backed off, blushing. Amariie then walked up to the one with orangish-brown hair and sideburns. She tilted her head to the side. "What's your name?"
He smiled and said, "I'm Cye of the Torrent"
Her eyes widened. "EEEEKKKKKKK!!!! He's got a British accent! That's sooooo cute!" she squealed and started poking him in the cheek.
Rain looked down at the ground, swinging her leg. "I, ummmm, don't know her...."
"Fuck you, bitch!" Amariie shot at Rain.
"Bite me, slut!"
"Go to hell, asshole!"
"Make me, Crackhead!"
Seeing that this would get ugly, the boys broke them up.
**************************************************************************** **************** Author's note: (1) After Rain and Amariie ran off, the creepy shakespearean man fell down a an open gutter grate, drifted down the sewer sysetm, out into open sea and landed on a small uninhabited island in the pacific ocean 4 months later. He then named the island after his pet goat and raised a colony of killer dragonflies, until they planned a mutany and killed him.
Just kidding.