A/N: I really like the musical "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum," especially the song "Comedy Tonight," which I once sang at a theatre camp. I've made lots of parodies of that song, this is the most recent one. Enjoy!
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LOTR Tonight
Nineteen magic rings,
Nine fallen Kings
Ringwraiths on wings,
It's LOTR tonight!
Frodo's the hero,
With odds ten to zero
His blue eyes are weird-o
It's LOTR tonight!
For Frodo's great test,
He goes on a quest
He'll probably fail, but
he still tries his best.
Nice pretty elves,
So proud of themselves
Is it just me, or is Legolas gay?
No Harry Potter, LOTR tonight!
Wizards and dwarf-lords,
Rangers with cool swords
How could you be bored?
It's LOTR tonight!
The hobbits are hairy,
That balrog is scary
Does Pippin like Merry?
It's LOTR tonight!
Gandalf disappears,
The hobbits shed tears
Strider is worried,
Borimir leers.
The film's really long,
just like this song
So I'd better quit while I'm ahead.
POTC tomorrow, LOTR tonight!