Disclaimer: I still don't own X-Men, I don't even own Karma nor Longshot. Even the Lawyers aren't mine. I'm pretty pathetic ain't I.
a/n I've come with a formal apology, I didn't know Wolverine could speak French nor Vietnemese. I wrote this at the time when my resources were limited. With Xi'an's siblings, I knew about it and I was going to add Leong and Nga. I'm going to add something about them later.(Don't hurt MMEEEEEE.)
Appearance in Court
Jennifer Walters was having her coffee in her Regular Cafe. She's done this every morning for two years since she's taken her job as asistant D.A. and each case she's taken on has disturbed her. Now with this whole Mutant problem, and her most recent case People vs. Abernathy. Aaron Abernathy was the girl's Murderer, what she couldn't get over was the fact that the girl was Twelve. Not only that, she was raped.
Hearing the familiar "clack" "clack" of a cane she knew her opponent had arrived. Matthew Murdock was the boy's Defence Attorney. He was a young man, roughly Twenty-Eight. He wore his dark sunglasses to cover his sightless eyes. He was blind, Murdock already knew that the boy was guilty, yes there are times he really hated his job.
Without looking up from her news paper, "Hello Matthew, come by with a plea bargin?"
"No, he still says he didn't do it. No matter how hard I drill him."
"I'm still not dropping the case, what he did was a hate crime, and there's no way in hell I'm letting go."
He smiled wryly "You might have to sooner or later, here." He handed her a slip of paper. She lowered her newspaper to read the slip.
"Motion to Dismiss Forenic Evidence!?"
"It was obtained forcibly."
"But not illegally, he was resisting arrest."
"They broke down door!"
"He never answered the door when they came, this motion will never stand," she spoke calmly.
"That's for the Jury to decide," he stood up and paid for her bill, "I'll see you in court in an hour." He turned away and again looked back. "How about your cousin Bruce, I heard he had a science accident?"
"He'll be fine, he's healed up already."
"Well, the Banner's has always been quick on their feet. Can you give him my regards?"
"Sure Matthew, and Thanks."Matthew was much more experienced in this than her. Its going to be very difficult, she could tell.
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"We're HOOOOOOMMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!" Logan burst through the door anxious to be back home. At first, no-one answered. Then he caught that familiar stench of Brimstone. Kurt was around, and trying to sneak up on them.
"Hey Gumbo," he whispered, "Elf's trian ta sneak up on us; he's in the Chandelier."
Remy got the message, he slipped his unseen hand into one of the pockets and pulled out a lucky Joker. He charged on a little bit and the card practically floated into arial decoration.
"WWWWWHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!" BAMF. BAAAAMMMMMM. Kurt teleported to the wall. "Hey man, you didn't have to take it so seriously." He covered his ears, "Vunderbar, my ears are gonna ring for a veek."
"Ya gotta be more descrite when ya sneak up on someone, I smelled the sulfur soon as you 'ported.'"
"Ja Ja I've heard it already." Rogue, Wanda, and Bobby heard the Explosion and rushed out to see what happened. When they saw, Wanda and Rogue turned back to their rooms. Bobby, Being Bobby, was laughing his ass off at our pride-wounded Elf. "So, vhen could I come up to your level?" There were three levels of Danger Combat. Alpha, which consisted of Jean, Storm, Cyclops, Wolverine, Beast, Banshee, Gambit, and Colossus. Beta was the middle class with Kurt ready to move up to Alpha, had Longshot, Scarlet Witch, Rogue, Shadowcat, Havok, Angel, and a newly inducted Iceman. They were technically the X-Men in training. Then there was the New Mutant class. That had Theresa (Now named Siryn), Cannonball, Sunspot, Magma, Boom-Boom, Bersurker, and Multiple Man.
"When yer stealth improves, it's what your designed for," he smirked at his blue Demonic form.
"Not funny, Mein Freund."
"Where's Petey Pureheart?" there was an ominous silence.
"Ummmm, he took Kitty out for driving," Iceman interjected, "Can I have his sterio if he dosen't make it back?"
"Funny 'Icepick,' Why didn't ya warn him?"
Bobby and Kurt looked at each other, "She blackmailed us!" they shouted in unison.
"Pathetic, where's Jean, we need here to help Shan translate to English."
"She went with Scott and Hank to the Court Case in New York."
"Eh, Remy wanted ta know wha happen whiddat."
VVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM "KATJA WAIT, STOP, HIT THE BRAKES, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH
"He's home, Elf go check on him."
"A he he, back in a," BAMF
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BAMF
Kurt teleported out to see the Damage she'd done to the X-Van. "Ach, Katzchen, your drivings as bad as your cooking." He survayed the X-Van, Kitty's power to phase did more harm than good when it came to driving. Lampposts, various signs, and... a fire hydrent??? "HOW the Hell did you get a FIREHYDRENT lodged in the Engine."
"It, like, shouldn't be in the middle of the road."
That statement alone was enough to leave Kurt speechless. Kitty walked, no skipped into the Mansion. Kurt ran towards Colossus to see if he's okay. He didn't even have the time to armor up, though he still left handprint deep in the van door. "Hey man, you Okay?"
"Th-th-the next t-time," he stammered. He gave himself a moment to regain his Composier. "The next time I volenteer, to let Katja drive. Force feed me one of her muffins."
Kurt thought a minute, then he laughed out loud. It was Peter's
first joke. They might make him human after all. Peter and Kurt laughed their asses off. They didn't realize how little they were going to for the events to come.
a/n I've come with a formal apology, I didn't know Wolverine could speak French nor Vietnemese. I wrote this at the time when my resources were limited. With Xi'an's siblings, I knew about it and I was going to add Leong and Nga. I'm going to add something about them later.(Don't hurt MMEEEEEE.)
Appearance in Court
Jennifer Walters was having her coffee in her Regular Cafe. She's done this every morning for two years since she's taken her job as asistant D.A. and each case she's taken on has disturbed her. Now with this whole Mutant problem, and her most recent case People vs. Abernathy. Aaron Abernathy was the girl's Murderer, what she couldn't get over was the fact that the girl was Twelve. Not only that, she was raped.
Hearing the familiar "clack" "clack" of a cane she knew her opponent had arrived. Matthew Murdock was the boy's Defence Attorney. He was a young man, roughly Twenty-Eight. He wore his dark sunglasses to cover his sightless eyes. He was blind, Murdock already knew that the boy was guilty, yes there are times he really hated his job.
Without looking up from her news paper, "Hello Matthew, come by with a plea bargin?"
"No, he still says he didn't do it. No matter how hard I drill him."
"I'm still not dropping the case, what he did was a hate crime, and there's no way in hell I'm letting go."
He smiled wryly "You might have to sooner or later, here." He handed her a slip of paper. She lowered her newspaper to read the slip.
"Motion to Dismiss Forenic Evidence!?"
"It was obtained forcibly."
"But not illegally, he was resisting arrest."
"They broke down door!"
"He never answered the door when they came, this motion will never stand," she spoke calmly.
"That's for the Jury to decide," he stood up and paid for her bill, "I'll see you in court in an hour." He turned away and again looked back. "How about your cousin Bruce, I heard he had a science accident?"
"He'll be fine, he's healed up already."
"Well, the Banner's has always been quick on their feet. Can you give him my regards?"
"Sure Matthew, and Thanks."Matthew was much more experienced in this than her. Its going to be very difficult, she could tell.
.......................................................................
"We're HOOOOOOMMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!" Logan burst through the door anxious to be back home. At first, no-one answered. Then he caught that familiar stench of Brimstone. Kurt was around, and trying to sneak up on them.
"Hey Gumbo," he whispered, "Elf's trian ta sneak up on us; he's in the Chandelier."
Remy got the message, he slipped his unseen hand into one of the pockets and pulled out a lucky Joker. He charged on a little bit and the card practically floated into arial decoration.
"WWWWWHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!" BAMF. BAAAAMMMMMM. Kurt teleported to the wall. "Hey man, you didn't have to take it so seriously." He covered his ears, "Vunderbar, my ears are gonna ring for a veek."
"Ya gotta be more descrite when ya sneak up on someone, I smelled the sulfur soon as you 'ported.'"
"Ja Ja I've heard it already." Rogue, Wanda, and Bobby heard the Explosion and rushed out to see what happened. When they saw, Wanda and Rogue turned back to their rooms. Bobby, Being Bobby, was laughing his ass off at our pride-wounded Elf. "So, vhen could I come up to your level?" There were three levels of Danger Combat. Alpha, which consisted of Jean, Storm, Cyclops, Wolverine, Beast, Banshee, Gambit, and Colossus. Beta was the middle class with Kurt ready to move up to Alpha, had Longshot, Scarlet Witch, Rogue, Shadowcat, Havok, Angel, and a newly inducted Iceman. They were technically the X-Men in training. Then there was the New Mutant class. That had Theresa (Now named Siryn), Cannonball, Sunspot, Magma, Boom-Boom, Bersurker, and Multiple Man.
"When yer stealth improves, it's what your designed for," he smirked at his blue Demonic form.
"Not funny, Mein Freund."
"Where's Petey Pureheart?" there was an ominous silence.
"Ummmm, he took Kitty out for driving," Iceman interjected, "Can I have his sterio if he dosen't make it back?"
"Funny 'Icepick,' Why didn't ya warn him?"
Bobby and Kurt looked at each other, "She blackmailed us!" they shouted in unison.
"Pathetic, where's Jean, we need here to help Shan translate to English."
"She went with Scott and Hank to the Court Case in New York."
"Eh, Remy wanted ta know wha happen whiddat."
VVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM "KATJA WAIT, STOP, HIT THE BRAKES, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH
"He's home, Elf go check on him."
"A he he, back in a," BAMF
......................................................................
BAMF
Kurt teleported out to see the Damage she'd done to the X-Van. "Ach, Katzchen, your drivings as bad as your cooking." He survayed the X-Van, Kitty's power to phase did more harm than good when it came to driving. Lampposts, various signs, and... a fire hydrent??? "HOW the Hell did you get a FIREHYDRENT lodged in the Engine."
"It, like, shouldn't be in the middle of the road."
That statement alone was enough to leave Kurt speechless. Kitty walked, no skipped into the Mansion. Kurt ran towards Colossus to see if he's okay. He didn't even have the time to armor up, though he still left handprint deep in the van door. "Hey man, you Okay?"
"Th-th-the next t-time," he stammered. He gave himself a moment to regain his Composier. "The next time I volenteer, to let Katja drive. Force feed me one of her muffins."
Kurt thought a minute, then he laughed out loud. It was Peter's
first joke. They might make him human after all. Peter and Kurt laughed their asses off. They didn't realize how little they were going to for the events to come.