"So, let me get this straight," said Kemmla, "you want me to jump off this thing onto a ledge that's hundreds of feet above the closest ground, yes? And this ledge is only two feet across."
"That's about it, yeah" said Yuna.
"Ah. Right so, I just wanted to make sure you know. Should I write my will now, or should I wait until I'm falling to my death?"
"Is the big tough guy afraid of heights?" said Paine.
"No. I'm afraid of grounds. That's the bit that kills you. Fine, I'll go, but if I die, I'm coming back and haunting you three."
"Isn't that what you're doing at the moment?" said Rikku.
"I guess I should have expected that one," replied Kemmla.
A few moments later, Kemmla was on the ledge.
"A nice smooth landing, I think. All things considered anyway," he said to Paine as she landed.
"Yeah. Out of interest, why are you clinging onto the ground?"
"Because it's friendly. Shut up."
Rikku was the next to land, and fell over backwards.
"Owieee!" she said.
Yuna was the last to jump, and almost fell off the ledge.
Over the intercom, Brother asked, "How are things going?"
Rikku replied, "Disasterific!"
After Brother had stopped complaining, and Yuna had been pulled up, Paine said to Rikku, "Do you want me to hurt him?"
Kemmla said to her, "save your energy. I'll do it."
Rikku then said to Kemmla, "Why didn't you help pull Yunie up?"
"Well, there wasn't enough room for me to move, you two had grabbed an arm each, and the easiest things for me to grab were… things. You know… THINGS. I really don't want to have to draw a picture here," he replied.
"It's ok," said Yuna.
"I'll help next time, I promise," said Kemmla.
After this interlude, they started to explore the local area.
"Dead end," said Rikku.
"What's this? I wonder if this machina still works?"
"Probably," said Kemmla.
Yuna activated the machina, and this caused the lift that they were on to fall down.
"Mental note, Yuna is never to touch machina again. Man, that hurt" said Kemmla.
"What is happening? How's the mission going?" Said Brother.
"Ow. Disasterific," said Yuna.
"DISASTERIFIC!!!!! I will be right there." He said.
"Briliant. Well, make sure you don't look where you're falling to. It makes it easier to land," said Kemmla, then he looked at the others. "What? It'll stop his whinging."
"Well, whatever. We need to find that sphere." Said Paine.
"I don't," said Kemmla, happily. I'll just kinda hang out. I'm going to look for my ex employers. Hopefully, there rested, and ar ready to fight!"
"That's about it, yeah" said Yuna.
"Ah. Right so, I just wanted to make sure you know. Should I write my will now, or should I wait until I'm falling to my death?"
"Is the big tough guy afraid of heights?" said Paine.
"No. I'm afraid of grounds. That's the bit that kills you. Fine, I'll go, but if I die, I'm coming back and haunting you three."
"Isn't that what you're doing at the moment?" said Rikku.
"I guess I should have expected that one," replied Kemmla.
A few moments later, Kemmla was on the ledge.
"A nice smooth landing, I think. All things considered anyway," he said to Paine as she landed.
"Yeah. Out of interest, why are you clinging onto the ground?"
"Because it's friendly. Shut up."
Rikku was the next to land, and fell over backwards.
"Owieee!" she said.
Yuna was the last to jump, and almost fell off the ledge.
Over the intercom, Brother asked, "How are things going?"
Rikku replied, "Disasterific!"
After Brother had stopped complaining, and Yuna had been pulled up, Paine said to Rikku, "Do you want me to hurt him?"
Kemmla said to her, "save your energy. I'll do it."
Rikku then said to Kemmla, "Why didn't you help pull Yunie up?"
"Well, there wasn't enough room for me to move, you two had grabbed an arm each, and the easiest things for me to grab were… things. You know… THINGS. I really don't want to have to draw a picture here," he replied.
"It's ok," said Yuna.
"I'll help next time, I promise," said Kemmla.
After this interlude, they started to explore the local area.
"Dead end," said Rikku.
"What's this? I wonder if this machina still works?"
"Probably," said Kemmla.
Yuna activated the machina, and this caused the lift that they were on to fall down.
"Mental note, Yuna is never to touch machina again. Man, that hurt" said Kemmla.
"What is happening? How's the mission going?" Said Brother.
"Ow. Disasterific," said Yuna.
"DISASTERIFIC!!!!! I will be right there." He said.
"Briliant. Well, make sure you don't look where you're falling to. It makes it easier to land," said Kemmla, then he looked at the others. "What? It'll stop his whinging."
"Well, whatever. We need to find that sphere." Said Paine.
"I don't," said Kemmla, happily. I'll just kinda hang out. I'm going to look for my ex employers. Hopefully, there rested, and ar ready to fight!"