Chapter One
i do not own dragon ball z or any of the characters in this story if you thought i did than you will burn in hell for being so stupid.

"Im bored" said Krillin "I know" says Gohan, "but we have to wait for my dad, he should be here any minute." "Well im geting pissed off," says Krillin."Why" says Gohan, "Cause he is one of the fastest people on the planet, but he always finds a way to be late, I think he gets his jollies off making us wait" says Krillin. "Dont say that." says gohan. "Dont say what?" Says Goku "dad your here" says Gohan. "Your late again "says Krillin "Im getting real tired of you pointing out my every mistake" says Goku. "Well than maybe you should try showing up on time once in a while" says Krillin in a sarcastic tone "You want to make something of it little man?" Says Goku they both look at each other waiting for the first move "Guys stop fighting" says Gohan they both look at him than back at each other. "Yea... hes right were on the same side" says Goku "Yea" says Krillin, Goku extends his arm so Krillin can shake it, when Krillin grabs it Goku punches him in the face then lifts him up by the arm and smashes him into the earth "Im getting really tired of you running your mouth bitch" says Goku.
After Goku finished beating the snott out of Krillin, he took off to find someone else to kick thier ass because he had nothin better to do."Your dad sure has been an asshole lately hase'nt he."Says Krillin "I know but what can i do about it" says Gohan "I guess you got a piont there" says Krillin "You can kick his mediocre ass then run like a coward" says Vegeta "you know that your sounding stupider than a ham sandwich right"says krillin "Huh" says vegeta "No I dont want a friggin sandwhich you moron." "Ha im the moron look what you just said, jackass"says Krillin "Huh, oh , do you want to have your ass kicked twice today you nimrod"says Vegeta "You know i heard every thing you just said right hairboy?"says goku "Oh shit" says Vegeta "Ill demomonstrate"says Vegeta to Krillin, Vegeta runs over to Goku and slaps him then Goku slaps him back they then get into a sissy fight. Krillin run over towards Goku while sreaming "Like this!"When he gets there he kicks Goku in the grion then infact runs like a coward. Goku hits the ground hard than Vegeta stares at him for a second then kicks him and runs like the little bitch he is. Goku gets up and puts two fingers to his head and is instantly in front of the two fuckin sissys "What... the"says the two in unison "Forget i got instant transmission you ignorant fucks" says Goku "Oh no" say the ignorant fucks "whats he gonna do to us next?"

might be continued

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