Ok, I don't own LOTR, and though I'll claim that Legolas will do my
bidding, I don't own him either. Or Aragorn. I only own Drew and other
characters to come which will be mentioned later on.
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Legolas woke up to a beautiful morning. The sun shone through the window and made a lovely pattern on the floor. He smiled. He'd almost forgotten about leaving Drew outside all night.
Almost. But not quite.
He took his sweet time dressing and eating breakfast. Aragorn looked at him a bit oddly. "Aren't you going to let her in now?" he asked.
Legolas thought about it. "Perhaps if a horde of orcs come along with torches chanting something, I will."
Suddenly, there came great cries from outside, cries of, "BURN IT, BURN IT, BURN IT, BURN IT" and one, "Tomato!" which was promptly ignored.
"What the-!" Legolas cried, jumping to his feet and running to the window. The sight that met his eyes was -
A horde of orcs carrying torches. Legolas was in disbelief. He hadn't actually expected it to really happen!
"Are you going to let her in now?" Aragorn asked in his annoying, nagging tone which meant Legolas should probably do it for the benefit of the world.
"Oh, fine, fine, I'll go let her in," Legolas muttered, unbarring the door. Drew strolled in casually, as if not noticing the commotion outside.
"Drew, what's with all the orcs?" Legolas demanded. Aragorn raised his eyebrows thinking, //*You* called them on, it was your bad luck//.
Drew stared at Legolas blankly. Then, "Oh, those orcs? I invited them over for tea."
"TEA??"
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Thanks go to all who kept after me telling me to add more chapters (you know who you are!) and to the one wonderful person who reviewed (you can tell I'm buttering you up so you'll do it again). ^_^
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Legolas woke up to a beautiful morning. The sun shone through the window and made a lovely pattern on the floor. He smiled. He'd almost forgotten about leaving Drew outside all night.
Almost. But not quite.
He took his sweet time dressing and eating breakfast. Aragorn looked at him a bit oddly. "Aren't you going to let her in now?" he asked.
Legolas thought about it. "Perhaps if a horde of orcs come along with torches chanting something, I will."
Suddenly, there came great cries from outside, cries of, "BURN IT, BURN IT, BURN IT, BURN IT" and one, "Tomato!" which was promptly ignored.
"What the-!" Legolas cried, jumping to his feet and running to the window. The sight that met his eyes was -
A horde of orcs carrying torches. Legolas was in disbelief. He hadn't actually expected it to really happen!
"Are you going to let her in now?" Aragorn asked in his annoying, nagging tone which meant Legolas should probably do it for the benefit of the world.
"Oh, fine, fine, I'll go let her in," Legolas muttered, unbarring the door. Drew strolled in casually, as if not noticing the commotion outside.
"Drew, what's with all the orcs?" Legolas demanded. Aragorn raised his eyebrows thinking, //*You* called them on, it was your bad luck//.
Drew stared at Legolas blankly. Then, "Oh, those orcs? I invited them over for tea."
"TEA??"
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Thanks go to all who kept after me telling me to add more chapters (you know who you are!) and to the one wonderful person who reviewed (you can tell I'm buttering you up so you'll do it again). ^_^