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A/N: Hey all, I'm baaaaaaack!! ^_^ Hope to be that way for a while. Any way, here's the latest random-ness for Lord of the Rings - getting close to Return of the King time, ja!
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The day greatly awaited had come. Well, greatly awaited by Boromir, that is. Aragorn was completely unenthusiastic about it, but this didn't smother Boromir's mood.
"Oh, ARAGOOOOOOOORN!!!" he called. "GUESS WHAAAAAAT???"
Aragorn sighed. "What?"
Boromir bounced up and down in excitement. "Today's the day, remember, huh huh, remember Aragorn, huh???"
"WHAT day?"
Boromir sighed in agitation. "The day you PROMISED to come with me to get my LEARNER'S PERMIT, Aragorn! You PROMISED!!"
Aragorn paled slightly. "Oh . . . yes, I . . .I did, didn't I? Uh . . . . Actually, maybe Drew can take you - "
Drew looked over her shoulder from where she was painting her nails. "Sorry, Ary, can't - I told you yesterday, I got a date for today."
"Who in their right mind asked *you* out?" Aragorn muttered under his breath.
"I heard that!"
"LEGOLAS?" Aragorn called, quickly changing the subject.
"NO, OHHHH NO, I AM *NOT* TAKING BOROMIR!" came the reply from down the hall, coming closer as Legolas stormed toward the small group. "Aragorn, a week ago you asked me to deliver the paper for you and I got shot at from some insane old guy, just yesterday you asked me to walk the dogs for you and I got attacked - WHY DON'T YOU GET A REAL JOB???" Legolas was now completely visable, his face flushed and red (surprising for an elf) and band-aids covering his person. "The moment I get in that car with Boromir, I'm signing to my death, and NO, Aragorn, you can NOT have my Barenakedladies CDs in that event!!!"
Aragorn sighed - it had been worth a try. He really liked those CDs.
"What's everyone yelling about?" Pippin asked. "OH, if you're arguing over those free tickets to Hershey Park, Merry an' I will take them!! Pick us, pick us!!"
"What tickets?" Legolas asked. Aragorn motioned him to be quiet.
"Sure, you guys, you can go - Boromir will take you," said Aragorn.
"But . . . he doesn't have his permit yet," said Merry.
"Well, that's why he's getting it today," Aragorn said patiently.
"Oh . . . but . . ."
"MERRY, WE'RE GOING TO HERSHEY PARK!!" Pippin squealed. "THINK OF ALL THE *CHOCOLATE*!!"
"But Boromir doesn't have his - "
"LET'S GO, BOROMIR!"
"OK!!" Boromir yelled, just as hyper. He and Pippin ran to the car, dragging Merry along with them.
Aragorn heard car doors slam and he smiled and went back to reading the paper.
Gandalf looked out the window wearily and came over to Aragorn, leaned over, and scowled at him.
"If that little punk does anything to my car, you're paying for it," he growled.
Aragorn felt the blood drain from his face at the sound of the threat, and at the fact that he smelled whiskey on Gandalf's breath.
"Uh, sure," he said uncertainly.
Gandalf smiled a bit lopsidedly. "Good boy - goord boy." He patted Aragorn on the shoulder and wandered into the kitchen. "Goord car . . . ."
Aragorn shook his head and went back to the paper.
It wasn't too soon after that the news came onto the TV, "And a man has now been arrested for the kidnapping of two young children - he was found driving a blue Chevrolet Cavalier with the license plates 'GANWIZ'."
Gandalf peeked out from the kitchen and Aragorn looked up to watch the television.
"The man is said to be mid-30s, early forties and the kids seem to be two really short teens, curly red and brown hair."
Film was shown with the police taking away Boromir.
"Hey, that guy looks a lot like Boromir, doesn't he?" Drew said. "That's really kinda funny, 'cuz I was reading somewhere that everyone has someone else who looks like them somewhere in the world."
"Who cares, this is boring," Legolas said and took the remote. He turned it to a channel that was playing the 'Return of the King' trailer.
"Hey, a commercial with me in it!" Legolas and Aragorn said simultaneously, flashing their teeth in a grin at the same time. Drew looked up.
"Ok, you guys, I wasn't *completely* serious when I said everyone was like someone else," she muttered.
Gandalf scowled and ambled off to his room. "That dang boy owes me money."
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Jail:
Boromir desperately tried for his change back in the pay phone. The officer looked at him in irritation. "Sir, you're allowed only one call for bail - you've taken *two*. You're going to a cell now."
"Wait!"
"Sir, come on, let's go."
"No!"
"SIR!"
Boromir was dragged away to a jail cell where he spent the night. "ARAGOOOOOOOORN!!!"
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Pippin blinked. "I'm not going into a foster home unless he is."
"I'm not going into a foster home unless *he* is," said Merry.
"I'm not going anywhere *without* him," said Pippin.
"I'm not going *anywhere* without *him*," said Merry.
"ARAGOOOOOOORN!!!"
A/N: Hey all, I'm baaaaaaack!! ^_^ Hope to be that way for a while. Any way, here's the latest random-ness for Lord of the Rings - getting close to Return of the King time, ja!
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The day greatly awaited had come. Well, greatly awaited by Boromir, that is. Aragorn was completely unenthusiastic about it, but this didn't smother Boromir's mood.
"Oh, ARAGOOOOOOOORN!!!" he called. "GUESS WHAAAAAAT???"
Aragorn sighed. "What?"
Boromir bounced up and down in excitement. "Today's the day, remember, huh huh, remember Aragorn, huh???"
"WHAT day?"
Boromir sighed in agitation. "The day you PROMISED to come with me to get my LEARNER'S PERMIT, Aragorn! You PROMISED!!"
Aragorn paled slightly. "Oh . . . yes, I . . .I did, didn't I? Uh . . . . Actually, maybe Drew can take you - "
Drew looked over her shoulder from where she was painting her nails. "Sorry, Ary, can't - I told you yesterday, I got a date for today."
"Who in their right mind asked *you* out?" Aragorn muttered under his breath.
"I heard that!"
"LEGOLAS?" Aragorn called, quickly changing the subject.
"NO, OHHHH NO, I AM *NOT* TAKING BOROMIR!" came the reply from down the hall, coming closer as Legolas stormed toward the small group. "Aragorn, a week ago you asked me to deliver the paper for you and I got shot at from some insane old guy, just yesterday you asked me to walk the dogs for you and I got attacked - WHY DON'T YOU GET A REAL JOB???" Legolas was now completely visable, his face flushed and red (surprising for an elf) and band-aids covering his person. "The moment I get in that car with Boromir, I'm signing to my death, and NO, Aragorn, you can NOT have my Barenakedladies CDs in that event!!!"
Aragorn sighed - it had been worth a try. He really liked those CDs.
"What's everyone yelling about?" Pippin asked. "OH, if you're arguing over those free tickets to Hershey Park, Merry an' I will take them!! Pick us, pick us!!"
"What tickets?" Legolas asked. Aragorn motioned him to be quiet.
"Sure, you guys, you can go - Boromir will take you," said Aragorn.
"But . . . he doesn't have his permit yet," said Merry.
"Well, that's why he's getting it today," Aragorn said patiently.
"Oh . . . but . . ."
"MERRY, WE'RE GOING TO HERSHEY PARK!!" Pippin squealed. "THINK OF ALL THE *CHOCOLATE*!!"
"But Boromir doesn't have his - "
"LET'S GO, BOROMIR!"
"OK!!" Boromir yelled, just as hyper. He and Pippin ran to the car, dragging Merry along with them.
Aragorn heard car doors slam and he smiled and went back to reading the paper.
Gandalf looked out the window wearily and came over to Aragorn, leaned over, and scowled at him.
"If that little punk does anything to my car, you're paying for it," he growled.
Aragorn felt the blood drain from his face at the sound of the threat, and at the fact that he smelled whiskey on Gandalf's breath.
"Uh, sure," he said uncertainly.
Gandalf smiled a bit lopsidedly. "Good boy - goord boy." He patted Aragorn on the shoulder and wandered into the kitchen. "Goord car . . . ."
Aragorn shook his head and went back to the paper.
It wasn't too soon after that the news came onto the TV, "And a man has now been arrested for the kidnapping of two young children - he was found driving a blue Chevrolet Cavalier with the license plates 'GANWIZ'."
Gandalf peeked out from the kitchen and Aragorn looked up to watch the television.
"The man is said to be mid-30s, early forties and the kids seem to be two really short teens, curly red and brown hair."
Film was shown with the police taking away Boromir.
"Hey, that guy looks a lot like Boromir, doesn't he?" Drew said. "That's really kinda funny, 'cuz I was reading somewhere that everyone has someone else who looks like them somewhere in the world."
"Who cares, this is boring," Legolas said and took the remote. He turned it to a channel that was playing the 'Return of the King' trailer.
"Hey, a commercial with me in it!" Legolas and Aragorn said simultaneously, flashing their teeth in a grin at the same time. Drew looked up.
"Ok, you guys, I wasn't *completely* serious when I said everyone was like someone else," she muttered.
Gandalf scowled and ambled off to his room. "That dang boy owes me money."
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Jail:
Boromir desperately tried for his change back in the pay phone. The officer looked at him in irritation. "Sir, you're allowed only one call for bail - you've taken *two*. You're going to a cell now."
"Wait!"
"Sir, come on, let's go."
"No!"
"SIR!"
Boromir was dragged away to a jail cell where he spent the night. "ARAGOOOOOOOORN!!!"
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Pippin blinked. "I'm not going into a foster home unless he is."
"I'm not going into a foster home unless *he* is," said Merry.
"I'm not going anywhere *without* him," said Pippin.
"I'm not going *anywhere* without *him*," said Merry.
"ARAGOOOOOOORN!!!"