Hee hee. I'm not gonna explain this one. It'll give it away. I'll just say
that this was FUN to write!
Thank you to everyone who read and reviewed for Crossword Puzzle! I felt so loved! I thought for sure you'd all be screaming at me for taking so long to post these. Um, by the way, sorry for the wait...
Yami Yami Yugi? Er, heh heh, I'll get to work on that story. Promise. ^^;;;
WARNING: This fic contains YAOI which is BOYxBOY material!! If you have a problem with such things, I suggest you DON'T READ this.
DISCLAIMER: Last night the owner of Yu Gi Oh knocked on my door and said, "I have seen the light! Yaoi for my characters is surly the right way to go! But alas! I am inexperienced in this area, so I entrust upon you my creation!" And that's how I became the Ultra Mega Supreme Ruler of the Yu Gi Oh Universe. And now that you've all had your daily laugh at the expense of someone else's disillusions, please enjoy my FAN fiction.
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~Honey~
Seto brushed his teeth almost frantically with his left hand while his right was busy brushing out his messy hair. He was already dressed in his typical working clothes: a dark dress shirt and a dark pair of pants. Kari once told him to brighten up a little, then giggled and asked if he got her joke.
He didn't.
But he did dock her pay twenty dollars for the week. She didn't seem to get his joke, either.
He glimpsed at the clock on the bathroom wall; 7:40. He was supposed to be in the office at eight, but it took a good thirty minutes to get to Kaiba Corporations. Seto growled beneath his breath, he was going to late. It's not like it was a big deal, he was the boss after all, but he had always been notorious about chewing his employees out for any tardiness. It made him feel hypocritical. But him being late really couldn't be avoided. He had a perfectly legitimate reason.
A reason which was fast asleep and most likely drooling on a pillow in his bed.
Katsuya had, like most nights, slept over. Of course, Seto knew he had to work in the morning, he could have told Katsuya that they couldn't that night. But...Katsuya's clothing had been tight. And he had done that small, barely discernible, hip switching thing that never failed to grab hold of Seto's attention.
The puppy could play dirty when he wanted to.
It took Seto a few moments to realize he had brushed the same lock of hair at least fifty times. He quickly, but quietly, walked out of the bathroom, not wanting to wake the sleeping boy. He hesitated as he noticed Katsuya was already awake, sitting up, and watching him from the bed.
He also noticed the glimmer in Katsuya's eye and the smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth.
Seto slowed his movements and returned his puppy's stare. "What?"
Katsuya's grin grew wider. "Always the studious one, aren't you?"
"...What are you talking about? And why do you keep looking at me like that?"
Katsuya sniggered and reached beneath the covers, never taking his teasing eyes off Seto, and pulled out--
"Wh-where did you find that?!" Seto demanded. His face instantly turned beet red.
"Oh this?" Katsuya asked with a smile, tapping the cover of the book with his finger. "Beneath your bed. I knew that you...read up on sex before our first time. But I figured you meant a website article. Not a whole book. Interesting title, 'Homosexuality: A Guide for Virgins'...yeah, a very interesting title. Nice picture on the cover, though. Don't sell this in your everyday store, do they?" Seto wanted to say something, but his vocal cords wouldn't collaborate with him. Katsuya flipped the pages with his thumb. "It's thick, about 400 pages, but you must have read it a lot being as the binding is all cracked."
Seto expected the puppy to continue, but when the boy didn't he breathed a sigh of relief. It could've been worse. Much, much worse. At least Katsuya hadn't seen the-
"I still can't get over the fact you wrote notes on the pages."
"GIVE THAT BACK!!" Seto ordered with a slightly panicked voice. Very un- Kaiba like
Katsuya ignored him, thoroughly enjoying their little game, and opened the book. "'Chapter 8: Food in Sex. Feeding your lover chocolate dipped strawberries from your mouth is an awful cliché. But who said all clichés were bad? This is definitely something to consider for an intimate moment. However, if you want food to be used in a more erotic way, try spreading some sort of sauce (chocolate, honey, whipped cream, etc.) over your lover's body and lick him clean.'" Katsuya paused and glanced up meaningfully at Seto before bringing his eyes back down. "Then off to the side you wrote, 'Second suggestion has merit. Must experiment with Katsuya. Buy honey; it's stickier.'"
Seto stood rigid, his face now an impossible color and his arms hanging limp at his sides. "Could you please put that away?"
"Nuh uh. I'm just getting started. Now about these diagrams, did you really have to circle all the areas you thought I may like to get touched?"
Seto stalked over and wrenched the book out of Katsuya's hands. His blonde boyfriend smiled up at him sweetly. "Something wrong? You look a bit red."
"Don't make a big deal out of the book." Seto said in a voice so quiet it surprised himself. It also seemed to surprise Katsuya, as the boy's impish grin faded.
"Why'd you buy it?"
"I didn't. It was given to me." Seto stopped himself from telling him it was from Mrs. Shindou.
"Okay, then why did you read it?"
Seto thought his face couldn't get redder. He had managed to prove himself wrong. He mumbled his response to Katsuya.
"Huh? Can't hear you."
"I said," Seto swallowed. Why was he even telling Katsuya this?! "I didn't know what I was doing. I wanted...I wanted to be good for you."
Katsuya chuckled and pulled on Seto's arm, attempting to coax him into sitting on the bed with him. Seto did, albeit reluctantly. "Since you're already like, twenty minutes late for work, why don't you just stay here? You know, call in sick."
"Call in sick?" Seto repeated, pleased that Katsuya wasn't still teasing him about the book. "I own the entire corporation, puppy. I don't call in sick."
"Oh. Well then just tell your secretary or someone that you aren't going to be in today." Katsuya, sensing Seto was about to say no, promptly added, "If you do, we can do the honey thing right now."
Seto considered it in his mind. Or at least tried to, the mental of image of Katsuya sprawled out and ready to be licked clean seemed to push most things right out of his mind. "I suppose I can. I'll go get the honey from th--what?" Katsuya put his hand on Seto's arm to stop him.
"I'll do this on one other condition."
"And that is...?"
"You let me do the same thing to you."
Seto sprinted to the kitchen.
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See? Fun! But you know what would be even funner? Wait...that isn't a word is it? Um...you know what would be even more fun (-- my mad grammer skillz) would be if you reviewed for me! Yeah! Woo hoo! Can you feel the excitement!?
Oh, and a quick note, some of you are wondering about the Hotel Thing...well, I didn't write that; however, I did explain the situation between Mokie and the psychotic Egyptian blondes in a different story^^
REVIEW!
Thank you to everyone who read and reviewed for Crossword Puzzle! I felt so loved! I thought for sure you'd all be screaming at me for taking so long to post these. Um, by the way, sorry for the wait...
Yami Yami Yugi? Er, heh heh, I'll get to work on that story. Promise. ^^;;;
WARNING: This fic contains YAOI which is BOYxBOY material!! If you have a problem with such things, I suggest you DON'T READ this.
DISCLAIMER: Last night the owner of Yu Gi Oh knocked on my door and said, "I have seen the light! Yaoi for my characters is surly the right way to go! But alas! I am inexperienced in this area, so I entrust upon you my creation!" And that's how I became the Ultra Mega Supreme Ruler of the Yu Gi Oh Universe. And now that you've all had your daily laugh at the expense of someone else's disillusions, please enjoy my FAN fiction.
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~Honey~
Seto brushed his teeth almost frantically with his left hand while his right was busy brushing out his messy hair. He was already dressed in his typical working clothes: a dark dress shirt and a dark pair of pants. Kari once told him to brighten up a little, then giggled and asked if he got her joke.
He didn't.
But he did dock her pay twenty dollars for the week. She didn't seem to get his joke, either.
He glimpsed at the clock on the bathroom wall; 7:40. He was supposed to be in the office at eight, but it took a good thirty minutes to get to Kaiba Corporations. Seto growled beneath his breath, he was going to late. It's not like it was a big deal, he was the boss after all, but he had always been notorious about chewing his employees out for any tardiness. It made him feel hypocritical. But him being late really couldn't be avoided. He had a perfectly legitimate reason.
A reason which was fast asleep and most likely drooling on a pillow in his bed.
Katsuya had, like most nights, slept over. Of course, Seto knew he had to work in the morning, he could have told Katsuya that they couldn't that night. But...Katsuya's clothing had been tight. And he had done that small, barely discernible, hip switching thing that never failed to grab hold of Seto's attention.
The puppy could play dirty when he wanted to.
It took Seto a few moments to realize he had brushed the same lock of hair at least fifty times. He quickly, but quietly, walked out of the bathroom, not wanting to wake the sleeping boy. He hesitated as he noticed Katsuya was already awake, sitting up, and watching him from the bed.
He also noticed the glimmer in Katsuya's eye and the smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth.
Seto slowed his movements and returned his puppy's stare. "What?"
Katsuya's grin grew wider. "Always the studious one, aren't you?"
"...What are you talking about? And why do you keep looking at me like that?"
Katsuya sniggered and reached beneath the covers, never taking his teasing eyes off Seto, and pulled out--
"Wh-where did you find that?!" Seto demanded. His face instantly turned beet red.
"Oh this?" Katsuya asked with a smile, tapping the cover of the book with his finger. "Beneath your bed. I knew that you...read up on sex before our first time. But I figured you meant a website article. Not a whole book. Interesting title, 'Homosexuality: A Guide for Virgins'...yeah, a very interesting title. Nice picture on the cover, though. Don't sell this in your everyday store, do they?" Seto wanted to say something, but his vocal cords wouldn't collaborate with him. Katsuya flipped the pages with his thumb. "It's thick, about 400 pages, but you must have read it a lot being as the binding is all cracked."
Seto expected the puppy to continue, but when the boy didn't he breathed a sigh of relief. It could've been worse. Much, much worse. At least Katsuya hadn't seen the-
"I still can't get over the fact you wrote notes on the pages."
"GIVE THAT BACK!!" Seto ordered with a slightly panicked voice. Very un- Kaiba like
Katsuya ignored him, thoroughly enjoying their little game, and opened the book. "'Chapter 8: Food in Sex. Feeding your lover chocolate dipped strawberries from your mouth is an awful cliché. But who said all clichés were bad? This is definitely something to consider for an intimate moment. However, if you want food to be used in a more erotic way, try spreading some sort of sauce (chocolate, honey, whipped cream, etc.) over your lover's body and lick him clean.'" Katsuya paused and glanced up meaningfully at Seto before bringing his eyes back down. "Then off to the side you wrote, 'Second suggestion has merit. Must experiment with Katsuya. Buy honey; it's stickier.'"
Seto stood rigid, his face now an impossible color and his arms hanging limp at his sides. "Could you please put that away?"
"Nuh uh. I'm just getting started. Now about these diagrams, did you really have to circle all the areas you thought I may like to get touched?"
Seto stalked over and wrenched the book out of Katsuya's hands. His blonde boyfriend smiled up at him sweetly. "Something wrong? You look a bit red."
"Don't make a big deal out of the book." Seto said in a voice so quiet it surprised himself. It also seemed to surprise Katsuya, as the boy's impish grin faded.
"Why'd you buy it?"
"I didn't. It was given to me." Seto stopped himself from telling him it was from Mrs. Shindou.
"Okay, then why did you read it?"
Seto thought his face couldn't get redder. He had managed to prove himself wrong. He mumbled his response to Katsuya.
"Huh? Can't hear you."
"I said," Seto swallowed. Why was he even telling Katsuya this?! "I didn't know what I was doing. I wanted...I wanted to be good for you."
Katsuya chuckled and pulled on Seto's arm, attempting to coax him into sitting on the bed with him. Seto did, albeit reluctantly. "Since you're already like, twenty minutes late for work, why don't you just stay here? You know, call in sick."
"Call in sick?" Seto repeated, pleased that Katsuya wasn't still teasing him about the book. "I own the entire corporation, puppy. I don't call in sick."
"Oh. Well then just tell your secretary or someone that you aren't going to be in today." Katsuya, sensing Seto was about to say no, promptly added, "If you do, we can do the honey thing right now."
Seto considered it in his mind. Or at least tried to, the mental of image of Katsuya sprawled out and ready to be licked clean seemed to push most things right out of his mind. "I suppose I can. I'll go get the honey from th--what?" Katsuya put his hand on Seto's arm to stop him.
"I'll do this on one other condition."
"And that is...?"
"You let me do the same thing to you."
Seto sprinted to the kitchen.
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See? Fun! But you know what would be even funner? Wait...that isn't a word is it? Um...you know what would be even more fun (-- my mad grammer skillz) would be if you reviewed for me! Yeah! Woo hoo! Can you feel the excitement!?
Oh, and a quick note, some of you are wondering about the Hotel Thing...well, I didn't write that; however, I did explain the situation between Mokie and the psychotic Egyptian blondes in a different story^^
REVIEW!