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IIShameekaII - What dead parrot? It's just resting... And yes, you do love short chapters. You love them absolutely. Because as you've probably noticed, the last chapter was little more then a paragraph and a half. You're still gonna review, right?
Yep, she was my only reviewer. (Hint, hint) Understandable, I guess, since I just posted it a few days ago. This was entirely done on an e-mail, and then copy/pasted to notepad. That's how annoyed I am with my lack of a word processor.
"Can't have that." Kirk said sharply at Patsy.
"Can't have what?"
"The suspence kill you! Wear would I be without my loyal redshirted ensign servants?!"
"Uhm, Sir..." Patsy gestured at the large line of redshirts waiting to die at the Captain's side. In fact, Patsy had been incredibly lucky so far - it'd been a full 30 seconds of suspence and he was still alive. Luckily, it wasn't to last much longer.
"This is illogical." Spock said in Vulcan calm to the group of villagers. "She is very clearly not an android."
A bright flash blinded everyone suddenly, and a RAAST (Randomly Appearing Anti-Star Trek) person was there. "Oh? And how would you know that, Sock?"
Another bright flash - bigger and brighter this time - blinded everyone and a RAATM (Randomly Appearing Angry Trekkie Mob) dragged the RAAST away. It is doubtful that we will ever see that individual in living condition again. Godspeed, RAATM.
Kirk blinked. "What... was that...?"
"It is doubtful that you want to know. Let's just forget it ever happened." Patsy said.
"Forget what ever happened? I'm charging someone for being an android." One of the villages said distantly.
Spock, completely unfazed (He IS Spock), went on. "She cannot possibly be an android, as she has normal colored skin. Tell me," He asked, "Is her skin cold?"
"Well, not really..."
"So her body heat would be around human normal?"
"More or less..."
"Androids have skin that is colder then a human's."
"Well... she's got a..."
"A what?"
"Nothing... Nothing..."
Another villager spoke up. "But she did attack us before we brought her in!"
One of Spock's eyebrows made a grab for altitude. "Did she?"
The woman finally spoke up. "They were approaching me with phasers."
"They could merely be Starfleet officers." Spock reasoned.
"That's not all. Some were wielding..." She spoke in a hushed tone. "Sporks."
The villagers shouted loudly, objecting. "We were not!" "It was just a fork!" "You have no proof!"
Spock quieted the villagers. "Spork's are illegal possessions. There shall be a trial, immediatly."
Kirk's eyes went wide, and he spoke aloud. "Sporks are illegal possessions?!?!"
Too loudly.
Spock looked at Kirk, just noticing him, or so it seemed. "Captain Kirk. You should know that they are illegal, as you are the one who made them illegal."
"Oh, yeah, that. I, uh, hereby revoke the illegalness of owning a spork?"
Spock frowned, slightly, and nodded, just as slightly. "Then there will be no trial."
One of the villagers picked up the woman and, before anyone could stop him, chucked her into the place that a human being wouldn't want to go. "I guess that that is tha-" He abruptly cut off as a spork protruded from his forehead suddenly. He fell down, revealing a glaring Kirk.
"I wanted to ask her out."
You like? Still short, but I think that it ended well.
IIShameekaII - What dead parrot? It's just resting... And yes, you do love short chapters. You love them absolutely. Because as you've probably noticed, the last chapter was little more then a paragraph and a half. You're still gonna review, right?
Yep, she was my only reviewer. (Hint, hint) Understandable, I guess, since I just posted it a few days ago. This was entirely done on an e-mail, and then copy/pasted to notepad. That's how annoyed I am with my lack of a word processor.
"Can't have that." Kirk said sharply at Patsy.
"Can't have what?"
"The suspence kill you! Wear would I be without my loyal redshirted ensign servants?!"
"Uhm, Sir..." Patsy gestured at the large line of redshirts waiting to die at the Captain's side. In fact, Patsy had been incredibly lucky so far - it'd been a full 30 seconds of suspence and he was still alive. Luckily, it wasn't to last much longer.
"This is illogical." Spock said in Vulcan calm to the group of villagers. "She is very clearly not an android."
A bright flash blinded everyone suddenly, and a RAAST (Randomly Appearing Anti-Star Trek) person was there. "Oh? And how would you know that, Sock?"
Another bright flash - bigger and brighter this time - blinded everyone and a RAATM (Randomly Appearing Angry Trekkie Mob) dragged the RAAST away. It is doubtful that we will ever see that individual in living condition again. Godspeed, RAATM.
Kirk blinked. "What... was that...?"
"It is doubtful that you want to know. Let's just forget it ever happened." Patsy said.
"Forget what ever happened? I'm charging someone for being an android." One of the villages said distantly.
Spock, completely unfazed (He IS Spock), went on. "She cannot possibly be an android, as she has normal colored skin. Tell me," He asked, "Is her skin cold?"
"Well, not really..."
"So her body heat would be around human normal?"
"More or less..."
"Androids have skin that is colder then a human's."
"Well... she's got a..."
"A what?"
"Nothing... Nothing..."
Another villager spoke up. "But she did attack us before we brought her in!"
One of Spock's eyebrows made a grab for altitude. "Did she?"
The woman finally spoke up. "They were approaching me with phasers."
"They could merely be Starfleet officers." Spock reasoned.
"That's not all. Some were wielding..." She spoke in a hushed tone. "Sporks."
The villagers shouted loudly, objecting. "We were not!" "It was just a fork!" "You have no proof!"
Spock quieted the villagers. "Spork's are illegal possessions. There shall be a trial, immediatly."
Kirk's eyes went wide, and he spoke aloud. "Sporks are illegal possessions?!?!"
Too loudly.
Spock looked at Kirk, just noticing him, or so it seemed. "Captain Kirk. You should know that they are illegal, as you are the one who made them illegal."
"Oh, yeah, that. I, uh, hereby revoke the illegalness of owning a spork?"
Spock frowned, slightly, and nodded, just as slightly. "Then there will be no trial."
One of the villagers picked up the woman and, before anyone could stop him, chucked her into the place that a human being wouldn't want to go. "I guess that that is tha-" He abruptly cut off as a spork protruded from his forehead suddenly. He fell down, revealing a glaring Kirk.
"I wanted to ask her out."
You like? Still short, but I think that it ended well.