Chapter 5

Apples and Auto Pilot

Time: 8:00

Cyborg: Where are we stopping for the night?

Raccoon: We're not going to stop at a hotel. We're going to stay in here. [Raccoon presses a button up front and 7 sleeping bags appear. Each one had a name on it and special design!] And... [presses another button]

Car [robot like]: auto pilot en-gaged. Type in des-tin-a-tion. [A keyboard comes out of the steering wheel.

Raccoon: *types 'Disney Land, Orlando, Flordia* Alright, you don't have to drive.

Terra: Hey, what does this button do? [presses a button that says 'jets'.]

Car: *lifts off the ground and flies!*

Beast Boy: Sweet.

Raccoon: I got something new to do! [takes out an apple]

Cyborg: What are you trying to do? Poison us? [like in Snow White]

Raccoon: No. You twist the stem and say the alphabet. Whichever letter the stem comes off on is the first letter of the name of the person you'll marry! I never believe it, but it's a fun way to torture your friends!

Terra: We're your hostages, NOT your freinds. [Raccoon hands the apple to Raven] Raccoon: You start.

Raven [twists stem]: A B- [snap] Give me another apple. [Raccoon gives Raven another apple.] A B- [snap] Lemme try again. [Raccoon hands raven one more apple.] A B- [snap] grrrrrrrr......

Cyborg [lauhging]: Where's Beast Boy?

Beast Boy: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz [sleeping]

Cyborg: Yo BB. Wake up!

Beast Boy: WHAT?! I didn't do it! Robin stole the marshmallows, not me!

Robin: What?

Beast Boy: Never mind.

Raccoon: We're playing a game. You twist the apple stem while reciting the alphabet. Whichever letter the apple stem comes off on is the first letter of the name of the person you're going to marry. [giggling] And Raven got B. [hands an apple to Beast Boy. You go.]

Beast Boy: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R- [snap] Can I try again? [Raccoon gives him another apple.] A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R- [snap]

Raccoon: Raven and Beast Boy sitting a tree! K-i-s-s-i-n-g!

[Raven covers Raccoons mouth] Raccoon: Why don't you go Terra?

Terra: A- [snap] Who's name starts with A?

Starfire: Aqualad!

Terra: Oh. I pick Starfire to go next! [gives an apple to Starfire]

Starfire: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R- [snap] R! *blush* Robin shall go next. [hands Robin another apple]

Robin: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S- [snap] I got S. It's Cyborg's turn next. [gives Cyborg an apple]

Cyborg: A B C D E F G H I J K- [snap] Who's name starts with a K?

[SILENCE] Robin [angered]: Kitten.

Cyborg: Kitten?

Raven: Raccoon, you still haven't gone.

Raccoon [embarrassed]: I really don't need to? I mean why? Um-uh...

Robin: We all went. Now it's your turn. [Robin gives Raccoon an apple.]

Raccoon: Alright then. A B C D E F G H I J- [snap] A J?!

Robin: What's so bad about a J?

Raccoon: Um, uh nothing. Just, oh, never mind!

Terra: I bet it's someone at her school!

Raccoon: Yes. I mean NO!

Terra: Right there. [grabs the yearbook and opens it up.] Here's someone who's name starts with a J! Jeremy.

Raccoon: I don't like that kid.

Raven [sarcastically]: Sure...

Time:10:00