The next day, Harry invited a few friends and they all went back to the clearing in the woods. Finding a box marked stage, the boys set it up, and desided to put on a show, when the girls showed up.
Hermione, Luna, Parvati, Lavender, and Ginny got a shock, when they saw Ron, Harry, Seamus, Dean, and Neville on their stage, ready to got
"Let's go guys!" Harry called, as he saw the girls getting closer.
[Intro(harry)]
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 1 - Harry]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Harry"
I'm the lead singer in DA baby
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's the boy who lived!"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Ron tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Hermione's my wife to be(Ron sticks his tougne out at Harry)
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band [repeated 9xs]

[Verse 2 - Dean]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Dean (oh I thought you was Seamus)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

[Verse 3 - Neville and Collin]
Nev-Look at 'im little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
col-Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
nev-Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
([Harry:] No I had an interview not you two)
col-You gonna be late for soundcheck
nev-Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
col-But our mics are screwed up nev-and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em
([Harry:] You got somethin to say?!)
Man no
col-I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
nev-Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
col-When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 4 - Ron]
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we battled you-know-who, but he buys all the marts
I'm gonna let the world know that Ron is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
([Harry:] Ron carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Har-ray?!)

[Verse 5 - Seamus]
***dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
battle in 4th year I was in the back
battle in the 5th year I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Harry, ask us the questions
Like who's DA, how we get started
(What about the boy who lived?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass man, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck DA, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Padama

[Harry]
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...
[Chorus - Ron]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Harry)
Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My Band [Repeated 9x]

[Outro]
The hottest boy band in the world...
DA!
[Harry as a salsa singer](Scary)
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)

All the girls started to cheer, and the boys couldn't be...angrier at Harry.