I'm trying to keep up a steady updating schedule, but I also have to work on schoolwork and some original, like Phase Type-3 I have at FictionPress.net. So don't be alarmed (and by that I mean, don't show up at my house with pitchforks, torches, rodent monstrocities with sharp, pointy teeth!!! fwaaah!((What an eccentric performance...))) if I don't have many updates quickly. I do try and start writing them by hand at school, so it can get started and therefore finished sooner. And then there's always the possibility of me going to Pirates of the Carribean... What a great movie...
Njong - Enough rambling; down to business. Yeah, so evil... That's me... Evil... Hopefully I'll squeeze some laughs outta ye... My sole remaining reviewer. And I'm trying to work in the Knights. The Romulans of Ni? The Klingons of Ni? The Trekkers of TNG? Hm... There's a thought... And May Solo may just be a solo reviewer after what I had to say...
To everyone else out there who's reading this, start/continue/keep reviewing! (And yes, I realize that continue and keep mean essentially the same things. I did that because... er... just... Don't question my methods!)
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I was in a pickle. Not literally, of course, but rhetorically. You see, I want to get a plot advanced in this, while at the same time keeping the characters in character and the reviewers reviewing. That's not to say that a plot is bad, it's just that with a plot people will eventually realize where you're going and then you can't include the randomness that has trademarked the past few chapters. So explains the booming voice.
"You have been charged with a quest." It boomed. "Your quest is of the absolute HIGHEST importance."
Sometime around this point, everyone there was blinded by a white light that was, to put to it in a nutshell, blinding. If you want it out of the said nutshell, go ask Spock.
"You have been charaged with the Quest... to find the Holy Plot!"
Everyone gaped at the light, assuming that the voice was coming from there. It wasn't, because I was just throwing it in for effect, so they assumed wrong and made complete idiots out of themselves.
"I'm over here!" The voice boomed. When everyone (except Spock) looked around in confusion, it groaned. "What, do you people mean that you can't see in my dimension? Well, come ON, humanity!"
"Ahem." Spock cleared his throat.
"Oh, fine, and Vulcanity. You guys really need to see in here..."
"Well, why don't you just come to our dimension?" Jones asked innocently enough from where he was standing. Well, I suppose that 'cowering' is a more appropriate term, since he was hiding under a pile of leaves while the other redshirts were astounded at his bravery for going under leaves. After all, one could drowned in those things!
"'Why don't you just come to our dimension,'" The voice mocked. Boomingly. "Well, did you ever stop to consider that I CAN'T come to your dimension?!" There was a sniffle. That boomed.
"So you can't come to our dimension?" Jones asked. Meekly.
"Er, well, you could say that..."
"Or?" McCoy prompted.
"Or... you could say that I don't know how..."
"Or?"
"Or... you could say that I don't want to..."
"Because?"
"Well... it's comfortable up here!"
They looked extremely thoughtful at that remark. "You make a good argument." McCoy allowed after a few minutes.
"That's right! I make the BEST argument!" Boomed the voice that booms. I'll call him Boomy.
"If I may inquire, how would we be able to accomplish this quest that you have bestowed upon us?" Spock questioned in an attempt to restore a sense of order (read: illusion of order), and therefore sanity.
"You'll find a plot. Duh."
"That is illogical. If we where to go on a quest to find a plot, would that not eliminate the need to find a plot, since it is, in it's own way, a plot?" Spock. Naturally.
Silence. Naturally.
"Hmph. I never thought of that. I never WOULD of that of that."
"I had assumed as much."
"Okay, your quest is to find the HOLY plot. And this quest, or plot, as you put it, to find the Holy Plot is most definately not holy. far from it, actually." Boomy boomed after a few minutes.
"Fair enough." McCoy said. "Shut up, Spock." He added when Spock opened his mouth to speak. "But where's Jim? Do you know?"
"I don't know, but I know that he'll be okay."
"How?"
Boomy sounded exasperated. "Because you forgot one very important thing. He's Captain Jim Kirk!"
Njong - Enough rambling; down to business. Yeah, so evil... That's me... Evil... Hopefully I'll squeeze some laughs outta ye... My sole remaining reviewer. And I'm trying to work in the Knights. The Romulans of Ni? The Klingons of Ni? The Trekkers of TNG? Hm... There's a thought... And May Solo may just be a solo reviewer after what I had to say...
To everyone else out there who's reading this, start/continue/keep reviewing! (And yes, I realize that continue and keep mean essentially the same things. I did that because... er... just... Don't question my methods!)
*
I was in a pickle. Not literally, of course, but rhetorically. You see, I want to get a plot advanced in this, while at the same time keeping the characters in character and the reviewers reviewing. That's not to say that a plot is bad, it's just that with a plot people will eventually realize where you're going and then you can't include the randomness that has trademarked the past few chapters. So explains the booming voice.
"You have been charged with a quest." It boomed. "Your quest is of the absolute HIGHEST importance."
Sometime around this point, everyone there was blinded by a white light that was, to put to it in a nutshell, blinding. If you want it out of the said nutshell, go ask Spock.
"You have been charaged with the Quest... to find the Holy Plot!"
Everyone gaped at the light, assuming that the voice was coming from there. It wasn't, because I was just throwing it in for effect, so they assumed wrong and made complete idiots out of themselves.
"I'm over here!" The voice boomed. When everyone (except Spock) looked around in confusion, it groaned. "What, do you people mean that you can't see in my dimension? Well, come ON, humanity!"
"Ahem." Spock cleared his throat.
"Oh, fine, and Vulcanity. You guys really need to see in here..."
"Well, why don't you just come to our dimension?" Jones asked innocently enough from where he was standing. Well, I suppose that 'cowering' is a more appropriate term, since he was hiding under a pile of leaves while the other redshirts were astounded at his bravery for going under leaves. After all, one could drowned in those things!
"'Why don't you just come to our dimension,'" The voice mocked. Boomingly. "Well, did you ever stop to consider that I CAN'T come to your dimension?!" There was a sniffle. That boomed.
"So you can't come to our dimension?" Jones asked. Meekly.
"Er, well, you could say that..."
"Or?" McCoy prompted.
"Or... you could say that I don't know how..."
"Or?"
"Or... you could say that I don't want to..."
"Because?"
"Well... it's comfortable up here!"
They looked extremely thoughtful at that remark. "You make a good argument." McCoy allowed after a few minutes.
"That's right! I make the BEST argument!" Boomed the voice that booms. I'll call him Boomy.
"If I may inquire, how would we be able to accomplish this quest that you have bestowed upon us?" Spock questioned in an attempt to restore a sense of order (read: illusion of order), and therefore sanity.
"You'll find a plot. Duh."
"That is illogical. If we where to go on a quest to find a plot, would that not eliminate the need to find a plot, since it is, in it's own way, a plot?" Spock. Naturally.
Silence. Naturally.
"Hmph. I never thought of that. I never WOULD of that of that."
"I had assumed as much."
"Okay, your quest is to find the HOLY plot. And this quest, or plot, as you put it, to find the Holy Plot is most definately not holy. far from it, actually." Boomy boomed after a few minutes.
"Fair enough." McCoy said. "Shut up, Spock." He added when Spock opened his mouth to speak. "But where's Jim? Do you know?"
"I don't know, but I know that he'll be okay."
"How?"
Boomy sounded exasperated. "Because you forgot one very important thing. He's Captain Jim Kirk!"