Disclaimer: I don't own star trek... I own boomy, and Wedge Jahoam. Empress Leia owns Jaeih Bolam and the Rhianna.
Yay! Interest!
Njong - The Vulcan's of Ni... Hm...This has possibilities. Probably be more the Vulcans of Illogical... sacred keepers of the words Illogical, Logical, Ni, and NEEEEEEWONG.
Ariennye - Well, he's really just a randomly inserted redshirt with Romulan makeup... oh.. wait... I am being informed that he was an actual Romulan... Oh well! There's more. Somewhere. Probably the Romulan Empire. And Chekov has been in here since near the beginging. He just hasn't done anything.
And without further delay, chapter 11!
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After a few minutes of silence, McCoy spoke up again. "That's a pretty crappy reason for him to be okay. It's actually more of a reason for him not to be okay, actually. What, with all the Klingon's and Romulans and other people who want to kill him, and wouldn't mind killing us..."
"I have no idea what you just said." Boomy seemed to look at everyone else. "Do you have any idea what he was trying to say?"
"I believe he was implying that your reasoning for our Captain to be unharmed was poor, and that it was a reason that he would be harmed." Spock spoke up. Everyone else just gave a general look that said 'What he said.' Who that was referring to we have yet to find out.
"Hm." Boomy sighed. Boomingly. "Oh, whatever. Moving on. I have not been authorized by the, uh, author, to give you Kirk back. However, you can't be going through this thing without some sort of leader. So..." There was a puff of smoke, and two people appeared in the midst of the Enterprise's crew. One was a guy, the other a girl. They looked quite surprised. And confused.
"Wedge, what are we doing here?"
"How should I know...?"
Boomy ignored what they were saying. "This is Commander Wedge Jahoam and Captain Jaeih Bolam of the.. uh, Rhianna, I think. They are experts in the Lands of the Plotless. They have braved two RPGs which your author and Empress Leia have, and both are entirely plotless."
"What's an 'RPG'?" Jones asked. It seems that he always gets the job of asking these sorts of questions.
"Trust me, kid, you don't want to know." Jahoam commented.
Jones seemed to consider, then nodded. "I'll take your word on it." He then crawled over to the bright light that I inserted and whispered, "What's an RPG?"
Jahoam, and most of the people there, rolled there eyes. Boomy rolled his R's.
"An RPG is a Role-Playing Game. It's kind of like a story, except it's different. I don't know, I'm to lazy to explain." He boomed. "And Jones, I'm not the light. I'm just an ominous voice. Your 'all-powerful' author threw the light in for effect."
"No I didn't!" I shouted, even though I did put it in. Well, in the end, I put it in. For the purposes of this story, I didn't. God did.
"Oh, well, then it's the light at the end of the tunnel. In which case... HOLY CRAP! JONES IS DYING!" Never heard a booming voice named Boomy shout, did you?
"AHHHH!" Jones turned around twice (ending him back up where he started) and ran in a straight line, which, in this case, was straight into the bright light.
Bolam sighed. "Guess it's time for us to do what we're getting payed for." She raised her arms and started chanting some stuff. When she was done, Jones ran back towards them. She looked pleased, while everyone else looked shocked. Including Wedge.
"You're getting payed?!"
"How did you get Jones to come back here? No matter what we've ever tried, he always keeps running. Always!" Sulu said.
"And what was with that chanting?" McCoy was frazzled. "I've tried hypo's, I've tried... well, more hypo's, I've tried yelling..."
"You're being payed?!"
Jaeih raised her arms for silence. "All your questions will be answered in time."
Jones ran past. "THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL IS AN ONCOMING TRAIN!!! WE'RE DOOMED!"
Jaeih was unfazed. "It appears the time for answers has come. The chanting was just some mumbo jumbo I used to make it look like magic while I told Jones to come back with my telepathy - I'm a betazoid - And wait, what?" She suddenly noticed that she was all alone. Everyone else was behind Jones, who was still running away.
Well, she wasn't ALL alone. There was a train that was coming right at her, because she was standing on the train track that had suddenly appeared. "What the...? AH!" Then she turned and ran after everyone else, shouting at them.
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You like? Short, sweet, and completely random. Just thought I'd put something up... Trying to break a writer's block that's forming. Anyways, just click the little review button, and everyone will be happy! And yes, I did write this in under a half hour.
Yay! Interest!
Njong - The Vulcan's of Ni... Hm...This has possibilities. Probably be more the Vulcans of Illogical... sacred keepers of the words Illogical, Logical, Ni, and NEEEEEEWONG.
Ariennye - Well, he's really just a randomly inserted redshirt with Romulan makeup... oh.. wait... I am being informed that he was an actual Romulan... Oh well! There's more. Somewhere. Probably the Romulan Empire. And Chekov has been in here since near the beginging. He just hasn't done anything.
And without further delay, chapter 11!
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After a few minutes of silence, McCoy spoke up again. "That's a pretty crappy reason for him to be okay. It's actually more of a reason for him not to be okay, actually. What, with all the Klingon's and Romulans and other people who want to kill him, and wouldn't mind killing us..."
"I have no idea what you just said." Boomy seemed to look at everyone else. "Do you have any idea what he was trying to say?"
"I believe he was implying that your reasoning for our Captain to be unharmed was poor, and that it was a reason that he would be harmed." Spock spoke up. Everyone else just gave a general look that said 'What he said.' Who that was referring to we have yet to find out.
"Hm." Boomy sighed. Boomingly. "Oh, whatever. Moving on. I have not been authorized by the, uh, author, to give you Kirk back. However, you can't be going through this thing without some sort of leader. So..." There was a puff of smoke, and two people appeared in the midst of the Enterprise's crew. One was a guy, the other a girl. They looked quite surprised. And confused.
"Wedge, what are we doing here?"
"How should I know...?"
Boomy ignored what they were saying. "This is Commander Wedge Jahoam and Captain Jaeih Bolam of the.. uh, Rhianna, I think. They are experts in the Lands of the Plotless. They have braved two RPGs which your author and Empress Leia have, and both are entirely plotless."
"What's an 'RPG'?" Jones asked. It seems that he always gets the job of asking these sorts of questions.
"Trust me, kid, you don't want to know." Jahoam commented.
Jones seemed to consider, then nodded. "I'll take your word on it." He then crawled over to the bright light that I inserted and whispered, "What's an RPG?"
Jahoam, and most of the people there, rolled there eyes. Boomy rolled his R's.
"An RPG is a Role-Playing Game. It's kind of like a story, except it's different. I don't know, I'm to lazy to explain." He boomed. "And Jones, I'm not the light. I'm just an ominous voice. Your 'all-powerful' author threw the light in for effect."
"No I didn't!" I shouted, even though I did put it in. Well, in the end, I put it in. For the purposes of this story, I didn't. God did.
"Oh, well, then it's the light at the end of the tunnel. In which case... HOLY CRAP! JONES IS DYING!" Never heard a booming voice named Boomy shout, did you?
"AHHHH!" Jones turned around twice (ending him back up where he started) and ran in a straight line, which, in this case, was straight into the bright light.
Bolam sighed. "Guess it's time for us to do what we're getting payed for." She raised her arms and started chanting some stuff. When she was done, Jones ran back towards them. She looked pleased, while everyone else looked shocked. Including Wedge.
"You're getting payed?!"
"How did you get Jones to come back here? No matter what we've ever tried, he always keeps running. Always!" Sulu said.
"And what was with that chanting?" McCoy was frazzled. "I've tried hypo's, I've tried... well, more hypo's, I've tried yelling..."
"You're being payed?!"
Jaeih raised her arms for silence. "All your questions will be answered in time."
Jones ran past. "THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL IS AN ONCOMING TRAIN!!! WE'RE DOOMED!"
Jaeih was unfazed. "It appears the time for answers has come. The chanting was just some mumbo jumbo I used to make it look like magic while I told Jones to come back with my telepathy - I'm a betazoid - And wait, what?" She suddenly noticed that she was all alone. Everyone else was behind Jones, who was still running away.
Well, she wasn't ALL alone. There was a train that was coming right at her, because she was standing on the train track that had suddenly appeared. "What the...? AH!" Then she turned and ran after everyone else, shouting at them.
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You like? Short, sweet, and completely random. Just thought I'd put something up... Trying to break a writer's block that's forming. Anyways, just click the little review button, and everyone will be happy! And yes, I did write this in under a half hour.