hm.. only one review for this so far.. but that's a start.. *grins* my goal is 100 reviews for this story. if I get more than that, I'll be in seventh heaven XD please let me know what you think.. I'll be more than happy to answer any questions you have :D oh.. and sorry about Inu and Kag's potty mouths XD
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha.. but I do own all of my naughty fantasy's concerning him! bwahahaha!
words mean that someone is speaking in Tashu (I made that word up, btw)
Living a Nightmare
Chapter 2 - An Interesting Start
Inu-Yasha slowly got to his feet, looking around the large room at the strangely dressed people in it. He could hear them talking to each other, and his ears swiveled around, trying to catch a word or two that he could understand. 'What the hell? Can't these people speak Japanese?' He wondered, a rumbling growl rising in his throat. One of the people - he guessed that the dork was some sort of guard - approached and said something. Inu-Yasha tried to catch a word, any word, that he recognized, but just got frustrated.
"Damnit, what the hell are you saying?" Inu-Yasha growled, cracking his knuckles.
Can't you speak Tashu? The guard looked puzzled. He had no idea what this boy with silver hair and dog ears was saying.
"Speak fuckin' Japanese!"
I'm sorry, I can't understand you.
Inu-Yasha growled, slapping a hand to his face. 'Can't anyone in this damn place speak Japanese? What the hell is that gibberish that these freaks are speaking in?' The guard decided that the boy couldn't speak Tashu, and walked back to his post, leaning on his spear and talking with one of his friends.
I don't think these people are the ones. They - or at least, he - can't speak Tashu. He said under his breath.
Heh. Maybe the Lady made a mistake? The other guard said, watching the silver haired boy.
Hah! More likely, the spell was too old to be trusted. The first answered with a snort.
I thought the Lady said that it was infallible?
Nothing's infallible, Mordan. Said a female voice. A beautiful woman stepped into the room, and looked around, quickly spotting Inu-Yasha and Kagome. She walked over to them, her pale pupil-less eyes could see the power coursing around the two, and yet could also tell that neither of the two had any knowledge of the power hidden within them.
"Welcome." She said, melodious voice stumbling slightly over the unfamiliar patterns of the Japanese language.
"Keh. Finally someone that can speak fuckin' Japanese. I was beginning to think that you were all a bunch of gods damned idiots." Inu-Yasha said, running his hands through his hair.
"Some of us are idiots. But what they are speaking is Tashu, our native language."
"Now I know we really ain't in Kansas anymore.."
"Excuse me?"
"Nothing." Inu-Yasha sighed. "Just a quote from a stupid American movie. So, where the hell are we, wench?"
"I am not a wench. And you are in Tarashu, a world of magic, I suppose you could call it. You and your wife-"
"Wife? What the fuck? That bitch ain't my wife. Hell, I don't even -like- her!" Inu-Yasha yelled. All of the guards stopped talking, and stared at the steaming mad Inu-Yasha. (A/N: ooh, what a funny mental image XD)
"If you do not like her, then why were you with her?"
"Because our damn teacher assigned us to work on a fucking stupid school project."
How odd.. Yosura said to herself. The prophecy did say that they would be together.. I assumed that meant that they were married.. "However that me be, you and she are the only ones that can save our world."
"The hell?" Inu-Yasha looked confused. 'What the hell does this freaky bitch mean?'
Kagome blinked, slowly waking up. She saw the high, vaulted ceiling and the ornate walls, and instantly concluded that where ever they were, they sure as hell weren't in her kitchen, or even still in her house. She stood up, and saw Inu-Yasha talking with a strangely dressed woman. 'What is this place?' She wondered, confused. 'And how on Earth did we get here. For that matter, where on Earth -are- we?'
"Where are we?" She asked, succeeding in scaring the hell out of Inu-Yasha and the strange woman.
"Don't do that, bitch!" Inu-Yasha hissed.
"Don't call me a bitch, jackass!" Kagome shot back.
"Bitch!"
"Bastard!"
"Whore!"
"Mother fucker!"
"Up yours!"
"Fuck off!"
"Shit face!"
"Look who's talking, you bitch ass bastard!"
Um... Yosura looked between the two teenagers yelling insults at each other. I think that that's anatomically impossible.. "Ahem."
"What?" They both yelled at her.
"Do you think you could stop insulting each other long enough to get back on topic?"
"What topic?" Inu-Yasha asked, snorting. "All I heard was a bunch of bullshit."
"Shut up, Inu-Yasha!"
"Make me!"
"Don't tempt me."
"Make me, make me, make me!" Inu-Yasha taunted. Kagome's eye twitched, and a second later she had punched Inu-Yasha as hard as she could. Which was surprisingly hard, considering that she was only human and he was a hanyou. Inu-Yasha was knocked to the ground, and Kagome stood there, fuming. He rubbed his cheek and glared up at her.
"What the hell was that for?"
"For being you."
"Nani yo?"
"Go fuck yourself.:" Answered Kagome, turning away from him. Inu-Yasha scrambled to his feet, and grabbed her arm.
"Damnit, bitch, you're really annoying!" He growled, glaring daggers at her.
"I try."
"Huh?"
"You think I don't know that I'm annoying? Especially to you? It's become my life's mission to bug the hell out of you. S'whatcha get for calling me a bitch all the time." Kagome said, shrugging.
Inu-Yasha couldn't think of anything to say to that, except for "Keh," so that's what he said. Kagome rolled her eyes.
"So articulate."
"Go to hell."
"You."
Yosura rolled her eyes. 'They act like children that are five winters old!' She thought, starting to get annoyed. 'Honestly.. And these are the people to save our world? I begin to wonder!' "AHEM! Children!"
"We are not children!" Inu-Yasha and Kagome yelled.
Oh, gods.. I think I may just go insane now and save myself the trouble of doing it later! Yosura muttered. "You are acting like children. Now, Stop yelling at each other and act your age."
Kagome and Inu-Yasha folded their arms, snorted and turned their backs on each other. Yosura face faulted.
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XDDDD!!! Oh, kami! I had alot of fun making Inu and Kag yell at each other like that! lmao! let me know what you think - and don't worry, they won't always be yelling at each other like this.. hehe:D but it's fuuuuun to make them do so.. lol! thanks to everyone that has reviewed A Little Lovin' and those that have reviewed Blind and Lovin' It, as well as this fic itself. the more reviews, the more I write and then we're all happy! *laughs* and on to the next chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha.. but I do own all of my naughty fantasy's concerning him! bwahahaha!
words mean that someone is speaking in Tashu (I made that word up, btw)
Living a Nightmare
Chapter 2 - An Interesting Start
Inu-Yasha slowly got to his feet, looking around the large room at the strangely dressed people in it. He could hear them talking to each other, and his ears swiveled around, trying to catch a word or two that he could understand. 'What the hell? Can't these people speak Japanese?' He wondered, a rumbling growl rising in his throat. One of the people - he guessed that the dork was some sort of guard - approached and said something. Inu-Yasha tried to catch a word, any word, that he recognized, but just got frustrated.
"Damnit, what the hell are you saying?" Inu-Yasha growled, cracking his knuckles.
Can't you speak Tashu? The guard looked puzzled. He had no idea what this boy with silver hair and dog ears was saying.
"Speak fuckin' Japanese!"
I'm sorry, I can't understand you.
Inu-Yasha growled, slapping a hand to his face. 'Can't anyone in this damn place speak Japanese? What the hell is that gibberish that these freaks are speaking in?' The guard decided that the boy couldn't speak Tashu, and walked back to his post, leaning on his spear and talking with one of his friends.
I don't think these people are the ones. They - or at least, he - can't speak Tashu. He said under his breath.
Heh. Maybe the Lady made a mistake? The other guard said, watching the silver haired boy.
Hah! More likely, the spell was too old to be trusted. The first answered with a snort.
I thought the Lady said that it was infallible?
Nothing's infallible, Mordan. Said a female voice. A beautiful woman stepped into the room, and looked around, quickly spotting Inu-Yasha and Kagome. She walked over to them, her pale pupil-less eyes could see the power coursing around the two, and yet could also tell that neither of the two had any knowledge of the power hidden within them.
"Welcome." She said, melodious voice stumbling slightly over the unfamiliar patterns of the Japanese language.
"Keh. Finally someone that can speak fuckin' Japanese. I was beginning to think that you were all a bunch of gods damned idiots." Inu-Yasha said, running his hands through his hair.
"Some of us are idiots. But what they are speaking is Tashu, our native language."
"Now I know we really ain't in Kansas anymore.."
"Excuse me?"
"Nothing." Inu-Yasha sighed. "Just a quote from a stupid American movie. So, where the hell are we, wench?"
"I am not a wench. And you are in Tarashu, a world of magic, I suppose you could call it. You and your wife-"
"Wife? What the fuck? That bitch ain't my wife. Hell, I don't even -like- her!" Inu-Yasha yelled. All of the guards stopped talking, and stared at the steaming mad Inu-Yasha. (A/N: ooh, what a funny mental image XD)
"If you do not like her, then why were you with her?"
"Because our damn teacher assigned us to work on a fucking stupid school project."
How odd.. Yosura said to herself. The prophecy did say that they would be together.. I assumed that meant that they were married.. "However that me be, you and she are the only ones that can save our world."
"The hell?" Inu-Yasha looked confused. 'What the hell does this freaky bitch mean?'
Kagome blinked, slowly waking up. She saw the high, vaulted ceiling and the ornate walls, and instantly concluded that where ever they were, they sure as hell weren't in her kitchen, or even still in her house. She stood up, and saw Inu-Yasha talking with a strangely dressed woman. 'What is this place?' She wondered, confused. 'And how on Earth did we get here. For that matter, where on Earth -are- we?'
"Where are we?" She asked, succeeding in scaring the hell out of Inu-Yasha and the strange woman.
"Don't do that, bitch!" Inu-Yasha hissed.
"Don't call me a bitch, jackass!" Kagome shot back.
"Bitch!"
"Bastard!"
"Whore!"
"Mother fucker!"
"Up yours!"
"Fuck off!"
"Shit face!"
"Look who's talking, you bitch ass bastard!"
Um... Yosura looked between the two teenagers yelling insults at each other. I think that that's anatomically impossible.. "Ahem."
"What?" They both yelled at her.
"Do you think you could stop insulting each other long enough to get back on topic?"
"What topic?" Inu-Yasha asked, snorting. "All I heard was a bunch of bullshit."
"Shut up, Inu-Yasha!"
"Make me!"
"Don't tempt me."
"Make me, make me, make me!" Inu-Yasha taunted. Kagome's eye twitched, and a second later she had punched Inu-Yasha as hard as she could. Which was surprisingly hard, considering that she was only human and he was a hanyou. Inu-Yasha was knocked to the ground, and Kagome stood there, fuming. He rubbed his cheek and glared up at her.
"What the hell was that for?"
"For being you."
"Nani yo?"
"Go fuck yourself.:" Answered Kagome, turning away from him. Inu-Yasha scrambled to his feet, and grabbed her arm.
"Damnit, bitch, you're really annoying!" He growled, glaring daggers at her.
"I try."
"Huh?"
"You think I don't know that I'm annoying? Especially to you? It's become my life's mission to bug the hell out of you. S'whatcha get for calling me a bitch all the time." Kagome said, shrugging.
Inu-Yasha couldn't think of anything to say to that, except for "Keh," so that's what he said. Kagome rolled her eyes.
"So articulate."
"Go to hell."
"You."
Yosura rolled her eyes. 'They act like children that are five winters old!' She thought, starting to get annoyed. 'Honestly.. And these are the people to save our world? I begin to wonder!' "AHEM! Children!"
"We are not children!" Inu-Yasha and Kagome yelled.
Oh, gods.. I think I may just go insane now and save myself the trouble of doing it later! Yosura muttered. "You are acting like children. Now, Stop yelling at each other and act your age."
Kagome and Inu-Yasha folded their arms, snorted and turned their backs on each other. Yosura face faulted.
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XDDDD!!! Oh, kami! I had alot of fun making Inu and Kag yell at each other like that! lmao! let me know what you think - and don't worry, they won't always be yelling at each other like this.. hehe:D but it's fuuuuun to make them do so.. lol! thanks to everyone that has reviewed A Little Lovin' and those that have reviewed Blind and Lovin' It, as well as this fic itself. the more reviews, the more I write and then we're all happy! *laughs* and on to the next chapter!