*Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy 9, or its characters.
Chapter 4
An Egg, Zidane
"Wait, where's Zidane?" Eiko wondered.
"Huh?" Garnet said, dropping the phone once again.
"I can't find him!"
Tense music ensued, out of nowhere. Garnet looked at the ceiling stupidly.
"What the hell is that?!?"
"It's suspenseful music, you idiot."
"Yeah, but why.....ugh.....never mind."
They searched for the lost Zidane.
"Nowhere to be found," Eiko said, while trying to suppress a smile. "Oh, well....."
"Where is he?!?" Garnet panicked.
Suddenly, a giant orb of obesity came crashing down, creating a tremor and a huge crater in the midst of the living room. The enormous blob immediately grabbed Garnet. It was Quina, of course. She put her massive mitt of a hand over Garnet's mouth to silence her, attempting to walk away quickly, unnoticed, but honestly, how could that mammoth form actually go unnoticed? Eiko saw what Quina was attempting.
"Ah!!! It's Quina!"
"Give me all your food. If you don't I eat you!"
"I'll save you, Garnet!"
From out of thin air, Eiko pulled out the increasingly useful bulbous pot. She rushed blindly at Quina, but something intervened the assail. It was Zidane. He appeared from the sky, landing atop Quina's head, hitting her multiple times with the frying pan he had been armed with before. Garnet was released from the monstrous clutch of the gourmand.
"Call the police, Garnet!" Eiko screamed. "Hurry!"
"Wait, where did you come from?" Garnet asked Zidane.
"Oh. I got lost. Sorry."
"What?!?" Eiko said, stunned with awe. "Idiot!"
Quina was creating quite a commotion, staggering to and fro stupidly, patting her aching head.
"Wait. I have an idea," Eiko said. "Zidane, do you have eggs? Ugh. Oh wait, let me put it in dumber terms. Duh....."
"Oh, okay. Yeah, we have eggs!" Zidane said, finally understanding. "I'll go get one."
He ran to the kitchen, and opened the refrigerator. He extracted a bottle of orange juice. He tossed it to Eiko from afar, and she, not expecting it, caused it to land on her head, bursting and expelling all of its contents all over her. She was drenched in it.
"Oh, sorry! I spilled the egg all over you," Zidane apologized.
"An egg, you idiot!!!"
Eiko rushed to the refrigerator and obtained an egg herself.
"I guess if you want to get things done, like acquiring eggs from refrigerators, you have to do it yourself."
Eiko then proceeded with her precocious, punctilious, even pretty good, plan. She grabbed the frying pan from Zidane, and placed it on the stove. She turned it on, and it heated. She cracked the egg open, spewing its innards onto the sizzling pan. It cooked.
Meanwhile, Quina remained rubbing her humongous head, her fat-crammed cranium.
"What are you doing?" Garnet asked.
"I'm cooking!" Eiko yelled. "Duh....."
"Food?!?" Quina shook her spacious head clear. "Food!!!"
She smelled the aroma of the frying egg.
"You want it? Then, come get it!!!" Eiko told Quina.
Quina rolled into a rushing, ravenous rampage.
Chapter 4
An Egg, Zidane
"Wait, where's Zidane?" Eiko wondered.
"Huh?" Garnet said, dropping the phone once again.
"I can't find him!"
Tense music ensued, out of nowhere. Garnet looked at the ceiling stupidly.
"What the hell is that?!?"
"It's suspenseful music, you idiot."
"Yeah, but why.....ugh.....never mind."
They searched for the lost Zidane.
"Nowhere to be found," Eiko said, while trying to suppress a smile. "Oh, well....."
"Where is he?!?" Garnet panicked.
Suddenly, a giant orb of obesity came crashing down, creating a tremor and a huge crater in the midst of the living room. The enormous blob immediately grabbed Garnet. It was Quina, of course. She put her massive mitt of a hand over Garnet's mouth to silence her, attempting to walk away quickly, unnoticed, but honestly, how could that mammoth form actually go unnoticed? Eiko saw what Quina was attempting.
"Ah!!! It's Quina!"
"Give me all your food. If you don't I eat you!"
"I'll save you, Garnet!"
From out of thin air, Eiko pulled out the increasingly useful bulbous pot. She rushed blindly at Quina, but something intervened the assail. It was Zidane. He appeared from the sky, landing atop Quina's head, hitting her multiple times with the frying pan he had been armed with before. Garnet was released from the monstrous clutch of the gourmand.
"Call the police, Garnet!" Eiko screamed. "Hurry!"
"Wait, where did you come from?" Garnet asked Zidane.
"Oh. I got lost. Sorry."
"What?!?" Eiko said, stunned with awe. "Idiot!"
Quina was creating quite a commotion, staggering to and fro stupidly, patting her aching head.
"Wait. I have an idea," Eiko said. "Zidane, do you have eggs? Ugh. Oh wait, let me put it in dumber terms. Duh....."
"Oh, okay. Yeah, we have eggs!" Zidane said, finally understanding. "I'll go get one."
He ran to the kitchen, and opened the refrigerator. He extracted a bottle of orange juice. He tossed it to Eiko from afar, and she, not expecting it, caused it to land on her head, bursting and expelling all of its contents all over her. She was drenched in it.
"Oh, sorry! I spilled the egg all over you," Zidane apologized.
"An egg, you idiot!!!"
Eiko rushed to the refrigerator and obtained an egg herself.
"I guess if you want to get things done, like acquiring eggs from refrigerators, you have to do it yourself."
Eiko then proceeded with her precocious, punctilious, even pretty good, plan. She grabbed the frying pan from Zidane, and placed it on the stove. She turned it on, and it heated. She cracked the egg open, spewing its innards onto the sizzling pan. It cooked.
Meanwhile, Quina remained rubbing her humongous head, her fat-crammed cranium.
"What are you doing?" Garnet asked.
"I'm cooking!" Eiko yelled. "Duh....."
"Food?!?" Quina shook her spacious head clear. "Food!!!"
She smelled the aroma of the frying egg.
"You want it? Then, come get it!!!" Eiko told Quina.
Quina rolled into a rushing, ravenous rampage.