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Never fall asleep when there's an blue elf out for sexual revenge. That should be a rule somewhere. If it had Todd would have never taken that nap. Unfortunately he did and awoke to the strangest setting. He opened his eyes to find himself tied naked, spread-eagle on the bed with candles lit all around him and a large covered container on the dresser. He also realized that the sheets on the bed had been changed from off-white cotton to dark purple silk. How the elf had managed that one was beyond him.

"Rat-bastard cunning. Rat-bastard cunning," he chanted in his head as he lay prone and helpless like a wounded gazelle waiting for the lion. A blue, fuzzy, sexy acrobatic lion at that. Suddenly he heard footsteps outside his bedroom door. It opened up to reveal the shape of Kurt outside, but with light behind him it was impossible to make out any other detail besides the identity.

"I see ve are avake," the elf-shaped shadow murmured. Said shadow moved forward and the door shut behind him. Now without the hallway light behind Kurt, Todd could now see his boyfriend and it took all his will power not to openly drool. Kurt was dressed in the same leather pants Todd had put him in for his bondage fantasy, a pair of fingerless leather gloves modified for Kurts' tridactoyl hands, a leather sleeveless vest cut extremely high to show off his well-toned stomach, a silver hoop earring in his left ear, and a silver band on his tail just below the spade. In short Kurt was walking sex.

"Do you like vhat you see," Kurt asked, turning in a full circle with his hands on his hips. Todd gulped as the leather clad globes of the elfs ass came into view, the disappeared as he finished his turn. "I must admit you look delectable as vell. Most definitely a vet dream come to life," Kurt purred, his tail swinging slowly behind him. Todd licked his lips as Kurt walked towards him in a way that can only be described as predatory. "Tell me, how long did you think you could hide that tape from me liebe?" Kurt said as he came to a stop beside the bed. "You should have realized I vould find it. Now it's time for some payback," he murmured while he straddled Todds hips, those fuzzy hands on each side of his head. Todd groaned deep in his throat as Kurt ever so slowly ground his hips against his throbbing erection in a way that wouldn't bring him off, but would only heighten his arousal.

"Mmmm, is this for me?" Kurt purred, his hips continuing to drive Todd insane with need. "Sorry to disappoint you liebe, but I have other plans, and I'd hate for you to miss them." With that Kurt stopped his slow lap dance, causing Todd to protest. The blue elf only grinned, and removed a familiar scarf from his pocket, and blindfolded the horny toad beneath him. Todd continued to whine till a pair of well sculpted lips silenced him. A talented tongue slithered out to duel with his in a dance of pure seduction. With the silk blindfold on, every sensation was heightened, serving to ignite his nerves on fire. After what seemed like forever those lips pulled away leaving Todd breathless and hornier then ever. The warm weight on top of him left, then returned. The sound of a container being opened was rather loud so Todd guessed his sexy imp had retrieved the mystery box. Without warning a cold wetness began to trace his collarbone making Todd gasp. It was followed by a hot mouth wherever it went. Todd thrashed his head from side to side as that hot-cold trail circled his nipples and began to make its way down his stomach causing the muscles to jump. Todds breathing increased another notch when that trail made its way down his inner thigh all the way to his ankle, then back up to give the same treatment to the other leg, but never giving him the stimulation he needed the most. His whines of need were answered with a chuckle, and the removal of said cold object and hot mouth. The cold wet thing was placed at his mouth, and he realized it was an ice cube, though a little small from the teasing done by the fuzz-ball currently sitting on his thighs. Regardless he was thankful for the tiny drink of water.

"Better, mein liebe?" the German voice asked. Todd nodded in response unable to find his voice. "Good, because the next part of your 'punishment' is up and believe me you don't vant to miss it." The weight shifted slightly and the sound of another container being opened made its presence known. Todd shivered as a cool, creamy substance was spread on his chest and stomach. The weight shifted again and two faint 'pops' sounded, but what the elf was doing Todd couldn't guess. The weight shifted one last time, and suddenly the blindfold was off. Todd blinked his eyes to adjust them to the light and looked down. What he saw shocked him to no end. The fuzzy one had covered his torso in whipped cream and chocolate syrup. To his right a bowl of cherries lay inside the large container, next to the whipped cream and syrup containers nestled in ice cubes which filled the rest of the large container. The now living dessert watched with hooded eyes as Kurt picked up a cherry and run it though the sugary goodness on his chest and pop it in his mouth. Todd swallowed hard as Kurt sucked his fingers clean while looking at him with a smoldering look.

"Delicious. The best dessert ever made." Kurt purred picking up another cherry and coated it in the cream-syrup mixture on his chest. "Vould you like one?" Todd nodded and opened his mouth for the treat. Kurt placed the cherry in his mouth and the now very happy toad munched on it. So intent on eating his treat, he didn't notice Kurt decorate his chest with the rest of the cherries. "Mmmm, all mein," the elf murmured eyeing Todd with a definite hungry look. He then proceeded to lick Todd like a big cat. Every bit of cream, chocolate and cherry was devoured by the horny elf sitting on his thighs. Somehow the fuzz ball had managed to do this without touching his cock, which was now dripping with pre-cum. The elf smiled at him and rocked his hip forward once. Todd let out a cry as the movement nudged his aching hardness.

"Just one mort part of your punishment to go liebe, and I'll give you vhat you need," Kurt said as he stood up and moved to the foot the bed. Todd stared in confusion at the pole that ran from the floor to the ceiling. He was about to ask where it came from when Kurt moved over to salvaged but working stereo and turned it on. A sultry beat began to pulse out. Kurt turned back to Todd and began to swing his hips to the music as he walked back to the pole. He gripped the pole with his right hand and began to roll his hips against it causing Todd wyes to widen at the dance being performed before him. Kurt smiled wolfishly and began to slowly unzip his vest and let it slip down his shoulders with every move of his body. He slipped it down to his left wrist, grasped it and swung it away. Now bare-chested Kurt pressed himself against the pole and rubbed his whole body against it. Todd watched with growing envy which increased when Kurt gave the pole a slow lick. The elf turned so his back was to the pole and he was now facing Todd. He grinned, his fangs glinting in the candlelight as he began to run his hands over his chest. The glowing eyes closed, and a faint moan issued from his mouth as he pinched his nipples. Todd panted as Kurts right hand made its way down to rub lightly at the bulge showing though the leather pants. The hand moved up to unbutton and unzip said pants, and the tail pulled them down partway, before slipping out and the resuming the task. The pants ended up across the room, leaving the elf naked save for a pair of gloves and a leather choked. Todd zeroed in on the blue cock standing proud on the elfs body as it bounced a bit from Kurts pole dance. The music from the stereo increased its beat and Kurt began to really move. His entire body undulated against the pole around it, supplying Todds mind with plenty of images of what the elf could be doing to him if he were the pole. As he squirmed and moved on the bed in an attempt to get free and join his fuzzy lover, the music slowed down to a few haunting notes and Kurt stopped dancing around the pole and moved towards the bed. He crawled on all fours over Todd and leaned his head down to give him a kiss that was the definition of "porno tongue" . While Todd kissed back, he felt something make its way down to the entrance of his body. He arched his back and let out a muffled scream as it pushed inside of him, hitting his sweet spot. Kurt pulled his head away leaving Todd breathless. He mewed his pleasure as that wonderful, living, sex toy moved inside him. A fuzzy pressed against his lips and he took it in his mouth and sucked, coating it in saliva. The finger left his mouth and moved to join the tail inside him. The tail exited, and the finger entered stretching him even further. Todds back was arched as high as it could go while tied up. "Tell me vhat you need," Kurt panted. "I can't do anything unless you say it." he said echoing Todds own words form before.

"Unnn, you inside me yo!" Todd screamed having finally found his voce. His blue torturer grinned a sexy smile and removed his finger. Todds cries increased at the loss of the pleasure giving digit. It wasn't till a hard cock pressed at his entrance that he stopped thrashing. "Pllleeeaaassseee. Just fuck me yo. I can't take any more of this. Take me dawg," he begged wanting nothing more than to feel that thick girth press inside him. A murmured "your vish is my command, and that hot length was slowly pressing inside him. Todd whined as Kurts length rubbed over his sweet spot ever so slowly causing spots to flash before his eyes. After what seemed like forever, he was filled with blue penis, Kurts hips flush against his. His breath came in harsh gasps, every muscle tense. He opened his eyes to see that Kurt was in a similar state, his fangs visible from his panting. Those golden eyes opened to look down at Todd, a wicked grin making itself known. He moaned as Kurt slowly pulled his hips back leaving only the tip of his arousal inside him before he pushed back in at the same pace. Todd begged, whined and pleaded for Kurt to move faster, but his fuzzy lover wouldn't relent. After what seemed like hours later, Kurt stopped moving causing Todd to groan. His body shook from the pleasure singing through his veins. He felt movement near his feet, and he realized it was Kurts tail removing the bonds on his feet. Once they were free, his legs snapped around Kurts waist pulling him closer and deeper. Todd moaned when Kurt pressed his torso against his, the movement brushing his weeping cock. He groaned again when Kurt lightly bit and sucked on his neck leaving a red mark. He shivered as Kurts nips moved up to his ear. But it was the elfs words that nearly drove Todd over the edge.

"Gonna fuck you now liebe. Possess you, make you mein," the fuzzy elf growled in his ear before pulling his hips back and slamming into the toad underneath him. Todd threw his head back and screamed as Kurt set a brutal pace, fucking him through the mattress, every thrust pounding on his prostate. Two 3 fingered, gloved hands tangled themselves in his hair, pulling his head back so Kurt could feast on his neck. A tail wrapped itself around his cock and began to stroke him. It was that and the whispered words of "Cum mein liebe" that sent Todd over the edge. He gave on last cry as his cock jerked, coating his and Kurts chest I seed. He barely registered an answering cry as he was filled with wet heat. For a few seconds all was still, their breathing echoing in the room. Finally Kurt pushed himself up, untied Todds hands and laid down at his side. Todd was still for a moment, before curling up under Kurts right arm. Kurt gave a small chuckle and pulled him closer. "That was damn kinky yo. Where did you get the idea," Todd muttered sleepily.

"The internet is a vonderfull thing. And Forge vas kind enough to supply the pole, though he vas curious about its use. But I don't think you minded liebe. Liebe?" Kurt murmured. He looked down to see that Todd was fast asleep. He laughed and pulled the sleeping toad closer. His tail grabbed a blanket on the floor and pulled it over him and his worn out lover. He snickered again at the thought of the video camera hidden under Todds usual sheets. He thought about the look on his boyfriends face when he turned on the T.V. tomorrow. "Revenge is a beautiful thing," he purred. With that thought he fell asleep, a grin plastered on his face.