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People, i just realized, this is sort of like 'That 70's Show'! I mean really! For those of you who watch, Lily is a lot like Donna, but a tiny bit more tomboyish. You know micheal (the guy ashton kutcher plays)? thats sort of how i imagine Sirius, but not AS stupid. I dont think there is anybody to explain everyone else. Well James is sort of like Eric when he's around Lily. This will come later though...lol. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"James you are so dead." Lily sighed quickly. His eyes widened as he stepped into the room.
"Oops." He mummbled.
The ball had hit the window, broken McGonagald's pensive, shattered some potions, and broke a jar filed with little insects. Her quill case was knocked on the floor along with open bottles of ink. Worst of all, Proffessor McGonagald had a beautiful painting of Godric Gryfindor behind her desk. The glass was spotless and the frame was fine gold. Now, well lets just say now there was no glass, and a big hole through Godric's head.
"I can fix the Pensive!" Jen quickly bent down to the floor and muttered a spell. The silver fluid that looked like water, started to expand until they formed one big blob, that sprouted up and into a now repaired Pensive bowl and poured in like water.
"Everyone, just try and fix something." Remus sighed. Sirius repaired the window, Ara fixed the potions using the same technique Jen used. Peter gathered the insects (after Ara explained that worms dont bite) and fixed the jar. Jen gathered the quills and Remus cleaned the ink. James and Lily were hitting repairing spells at the portrait, which had no effect.
"Repairo! Repairo! REPAIRO!" A frustrated James chanted.
"Pictura! Pictura! Pictura! Pictura!" Lily doing it correctly, but nothing was happening. What made it worse was that whenever she walked by the many mirrors in McGonagalds room, they all broke
"Any luck guys?" Jen asked.
"No! It just dosent WORK!" Lily stomped her foot.
"I'll give it a try. Pictura" Jen waved her wand. Nothing.
"DANG IT!" She too stomped her foot.
"You guys! I forgot to tell you! Oh no, this is not good." Remus walked up to them with his hand on his head. "You cant use spells on paintings in the castle! You know, just in case somebody tries to curse them into telling them what they've seen."
"Damn! What are we going to do?" James cursed.
"Well...we could do it the muggle way." Peter suggested.
"Yeah, but that should be a last resort. I'm to lazy." James shrugged.
"Well Lily-Lover, there really isn't any other way." Ara sighed.
"WHO?" James turned red.
"I mean James." Ara said in a not very convincing voice.
"We COULD use a time turner to go back 30 years so that Proffessor McGonagald never have botten that picture." Sirius said randomly.
"PADFOOT THATS A GREAT IDEA!" James shrieked.
"No its not!" Lily protested.
"I mean really, where are we going to get a time turner?" Jen crossed her arms.
"McGonagald has one." James put his finger in the air triumphly. He pulled out a drawer and found an old time turner hidden beneath some papers.
"How did you know it was there?" Ara asked.
"I was in detention and she had to go fix Peeves up, so i snooped around." James added hastily.
"Right. Well lets go!" Remus sighed.
"Don't we have to hold hands?" Peter asked.
"Yup." Sirius grinned like a mad dog and grabbed Ara's hand.
"Ugh!" Ara slapped Sirius' hand. After a few seconds she realized that hadn't gotten him off.
SLAP!
She slapped his hand again. Sirius was still grinning like an idiot.
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
Ara panted for air. Then she started again.
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
Sirius was still grinning.
"I GIVE UP!" Ara threw her hand up in defeat.
"Aww this is so cute!" Remus teased.
Ara held Lily's hand, who held James' hand, who held Peter's hand, who held Jen's, who held Remus' hand. It looked extreamily odd. Seven teenagers holding hands in a classroom.
"Wait, lets ask when McGonagald bought the painting!" Ara suggested.
"Excuse me, Godric, do you happen to remember when this picture was bought?" Remus asked kindly.
"Y-y-yes! 35 years ago! JUST FIX ME!" Gryfindor cried.
Jen was holding the timeturner, and when everyone was ready, she turned it 15 times. The world around them began to deslove with every turn. Swirls of color danced around them. A few seconds later, they landed with a thud on the ground. They all fellover as they let go of their hands.
"It looks like it worked..."James looked around the room. It was obviously different. Most the walls were bare. There were half open trunks with lots of objects inside all over the room.
"She must have just been hired." Lily added.
"Well, where is she?" Remus stood up and walked toward the window. He saw McGonagalds figure walking away, and he quickly called to his friends.
"She's leaving!"
"Lets follow her. Just make sure none of the professors see you, or we might change the future." James said as he slowly opened the door. They all ran as fast as they could through the bustling hallways. Obviously their schedual was different from their past.
"Excuse me! Pardon me! Move it! Thank you! Sorry!" The seven kids were causing a big commotion.
They finally came to the door just as they saw McGonagald hop into a carridge.
"Quick! Jump in the trunk!" Sirius ran down the steps and flung himself inside the back of the carrige.
"What the heck!" Lily followed, and soon everyone else did.
"OWW! James thats my face!" Remus hushed.
"Sorry!"
"Remus get your leg off my stomache!" Jen scolded.
"We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine." Sirius sang after some slience.
"Oh shut up!" Ara sighed.
"OUCH!" Everyone said as their carridge came to an abrupt stop.
"Lets get out only once we hear that she's out." Lily warned.
Sure enough, a few seconds later they heard a carridge door open and some high-heels landing on the pavment. The shoes clicked down the road, and everyone bustled out of the trunk.
"Quick! Follow her!" James ran.
Diagon Alley looked somewhat different. The Shrieking Shack was instead a "Vacation Shack". It was painted blue and yellow with lots of little fancy doo-da's here and there.
Most of the basic shops were there, but the items being sold that were thought to be a delicasy were basic to the Marauders and Devils.
"Try and blend in, and dont loose McGonagald!" Jen warned.
The blending in was the hard part. Everone was wearing plain colored robes and simple pointy hats. They were wearing black, red, blue, and yellow. And no robes. They were getting hatefull looks as they walked down the streets. They igorned them, and would eventually have to duck behind a barrel or a stack of hay to avoid someone from the future.
After what seemed like forever, the young McGonagald stepped into "Patty's Portrait Shop". The kids followed, and watched her look through the portraits on the wall. She then came to a stop as she passed Godric Gryfindor's portrait. She smiled and took it off the wall.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sirius ran into McGonagald.
"Oh my!" She gasped. "What do you want?"
"Um...*cough*" Sirius made his voice deeper.
"You can't buy that ma'am." He shook his head.
"And why not?" She put her hands on her hips.
"Becuase its cursed." Sirius whispered.
"C-c-cursed?" McGonagald stuttered.
"Yes, if you buy it, then it is cursed to be ruined by seven kids on brooms."
"Well, um, I dont think I will buy it. How about this one?" She asked happily pointing to a painting of a cow doing ballet.
"Perfect! But whatever you do, do NOT place it behind your desk." McGonagald eye's widened.
"How did you know i was going to put it there?" She asked.
"Lucky guess. Plus, it would look so much better next to the Potion shelves." Sirius added.
"Ah. Yes well, I'm off to pay." McGonagald chuckled and hurried away.
"Sirius, I have to say, at first i thought you were going to get in big trouble. But I take that back, that was quite smart of you!" Ara patted him on the back, as they emerged from behind their cover.
"Now lets go get some ice-cream to celebrate!" Remus skipped out the door.
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"Yum..just as good as ever." Jen took a lick of her ice-cream.
"I agree! Wow! How long has this been around?" James asked.
"Dunno. Probably 100 years or so." Lily shrugged.
"Do you think somebody will see us?" Sirius was hiding behind his chair.
"Nah, nobody well recognize us at least." Ara said. "It's not Hogsmade Day or anything." Just as she said that, a bunch of Hogwarts students came running down the sidewalk.
"It's Hogsmade Day!" They chanted.
"Oh..." Ara chuckled.
"We better get going!" Lily stood up.
Right then, a kid, about eleven years old, walked up to the ice cream parlor. He had messy black hair and round glasses. He gasped and pointed at James.
"Don! That kid looks just like me!" He cried.
Everyone looked at eachother, and one second later they were running out the door.
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Everyone fell on the floor with a thud. They looked around. It was succsessful!
"Well, that was fun!" James got up and dusted himself off.
"I guess." Lily shrugged as she stood up.
"Would you look at that! She took my advice!" Sirius grinned. Their was no Godric Gryfindor portrait behind McGonagald's desk. There was only a painting of a cow dancing ballet next to the potions.
"Well, now we know what to do if we ever get in trouble." Jen laughed.
"Yeah, now lets hurry out before somebody catches us!" Remus rushed everybody out. Ironicly, the door opened for them and in steped McGonagald. She bounced back in shock.
"What are you six doing in my office?" She demanded. She didnt see Peter becuase he hid behind the desk when he heard the door creek open.
"Oh hello Professor! You see, something when terribly wrong in History of Magic. Somebody played a prank on Peter, somebody transfigured him into a pig." Ara lied quickly. James took the hint and muttered a spell that quickly transfigured him into a pig.
"And where is he?" McGonagald asked suspiciously.
"Right here." Ara pointed to the pig crawling around the floor.
"And why did all six of you come?"
"We couldn't carry him ourselves!" Ara cried.
"You're a witch! Can't you levitate him?" McGonagald tested Jen.
"Yes, but in a state of emergency, you just can't think right. Peter..he's like a brother to me. And, well, it was very emotional." Ara lied as she put her head in her hands.
McGonagald nodded. "I understand." She turned Peter back into a human and tried to rush everyone out.
"Wow Proffessor, where did you get that BEAUTIFUL painting?" Sirius asked.
"Oh, the cow one? Yes well a few years ago I had an encounter with a boy who told me the painting I was going to buy was cursed. To think, he looked a lot like you.." McGonagald narrowed her eyes.
"Now we will be going. The others will be relieved that Peter is back to normal!" Remus cooed patting Peter on the back as they headed out the door.
"That was close!" Lily let the breath that she didnt know she was holding out as they closed the door.
"That was quite an adventure!" Ara agreed.
"We should do this more often!" Sirius added, noding.
"NO!" Everyone, save Sirius, said in unison.
"Hey! Would you look at that! ITS LUNCH TIME!" Sirius announced just as the bell wrang.
"coughpigcough." Lily coughed. Sirius didnt hear as he was running at full speed to the table.
"I just remembered something!" James gasped as he sat down at the table. "The prank!"
"Oh...yeah!" Ara smiled. "But lets do it on the whole school. It will have more of a result." She added.
"You're right. Isn't it discrimination if we only did it to the Slytherins? I mean come on James, not ALL the Slytherins are bad!" Lily added seeing the look on James' face.
"Lily's right! So, when do we start?" Remus rubbed his hands against eachother.
"Now?" Jen shrugged.
Right then, a Hufflepuff girl, Bernice McCullin, walked up to James and sat down next to him.
"Hey James." She winked.
"Hello beautiful." He whistled.
"How are you doing?"
"Great now that you're here." He raised his eyebrows.
"We've lost him." Ara sighed.
"Fine, I guess you guys will have to help me! Lets step away from the tables so it dosent fall on us." Lily got up from the bench and backed away just far enough.
"How about instead of transfiguring gloopy stuff and then pouring it onto everyone, we just make it fall from the sky?" Remus suggested.
"That's a little bit harder, but sure, that would work." Jen shrugged.
"I forgot the spell for that, hold up." Lily sat herself on the ground a took a big book out of her bag. '101 Ways To Prank Your Enemies' was one of her favorite books, and helped her very often.
"Aha. Ok, ready?" She asked.
"What about Sirius?" Ara looked around for her friend.
"What about me?" Sirius asked walking up to them from the tables. "I saw you guys come up from the tables and, being the smart soul i am, I followed."
"Right, well hurry up we're about to start!" Peter rushed.
"Ok, ready now?" Lily asked impatiently.
"What about James?" Jen asked.
"When I told him it was time he said 'Can't you see I'm busy?'" Sirius mocked.
"Fine. Then he'll just become a victim." Lily smirked.
"Ok, right, fine, just hurry! I'm dieing to see the look on peoples faces!" Ara cried franticly.
"Celian Calleya Gigante." Lily whispered with a flick of her wand, and concentrating hard.
After a few seconds, a loud 'POP' was heard and some yelllow sticky goop fell down on the students and teachers of Hogwarts. So much fell down you couldnt see the other side of the room. It COMPLEATLY covered everone. Some girls where screaming and some boys were trying to franticly get it off them. Others were throwing the goop at eachother. Well, whatever the people decided to do, it caused a great commotion.
"It's not over yet!" Jen laughed in a sing song voice.
"Celian Calleya Gigante." Lily reapeated the spell, but this time, mounds and mounds of feathers fell from the sky, covering every inch of the floor. When I mean mounds and mound I mean Mounds and mounds. Some girls were screaming as loud as they possibly could, while some people tried to shake them off. Others were taking mounds of feathers from the floor and throwing them at eachother. Just as they hoped, the feathers stuck. There was a lot of comotion. As soon as the feathers finished falling, everyone franticly searched for whoever it was that had done the prank. Well, it was sort of obviouse. Peter, Remus, Sirius, Jen, Ara, and Lily where rolling on the ground laughing, clutching their stomaches. They were also the only ones that didnt look like giant chickens.
Everyone, and I mean EVERONE was covered in thick coats of feathers.
"WE GOT YOU!" Sirius pointed, still laughing.
"WE WIN!" Remus yelled, also laughing.
"YOU SEVEN, COME HERE RIGHT NOW!" A fluffy McGonagald ordered.
Lily burst into more peels of laughter. It's qutie humerouse to see a fluffy ball of feathers shoot up into the air and order you to come.
"Six. There's six of us." Ara reminded McGonagald.
"Fine, all six of you, you all get detention!" McGonagald stomped her foot on the ground.
"Now Minevera, it is Prank Day!" Dumbledore spoke up, his eyes were twinkling. Well, what you could see of them.
"Yes, but this is over the line!" Minevera snapped.
"Just one simple spell will get rid of it all!" Dumbledore added.
"Yes, still, but-"
"Clenairo." Dumbeldore flicked his wand and all of the feathers and goop instantly disapeared. Everyone sighed with relief and started to whisper about what had just happened. And where was James.
"Albus, don't you think its to much?" She tried to reason.
"Well, we all need a little humoring somedays." He smiled.
"Fine, you're all off the hook this time. But if you ever do this again, EVER, you will have months of detention." She pointed her finger at the kids.
"Thank you!" They all said at once and ran down like the good little kids they weren't.
Everyone whispered as they passed, making up incredible stories of what just happened.
"We will never hear the end of this." Jen muttered. They returned to the Gryfinor table and sat down next to James. Almost everyone was givng them evil glares.
"So Jamsie, did you like our preformance?" Lily asked.
"Why didnt you wait for me?" James asked.
"Well you see, its a long story. It all started when you came to Hogwarts and you decided to be a womanizer-" Lily started, counting off her fingers.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS WAIT FOR ME?" James interupted.
"WELL SORRY! YOU WERE TO CAUGHT UP BEING FAMOUSE TO LISTEN!" Lily yelled back.
"I WAS NOT! YOU GUYS DIDNT EVEN ASK ME!" James stood up.
"SIRIUS DID! AND YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE TOO BUSY!" Lily did the same.
"WELL I HAVE MY PRIORITIES!"
"OH RIGHT, I FORGOT BEING A BIG HEADED JERK COMES FIRST!"
"YOU'RE JELOUSE!"
"JELOUSE? JELOUSE OF WHAT EXACTLY?"
"JELOUSE BECAUSE I DONT PAY ATTENTION TO YOU LIKE I PAY ATTENTION TO THOSE OTHER GIRLS."
"YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT? YOU WANT ME TO DRESS LIKE AN EVIL SLUT TO GET YOUR ATTENTION? I DONT EVEN WANT YOUR ATTENTION!"
"YOU'RE GREEDY AND ONLY THINK ABOUT YOURSELF!"
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING! IT'S MISTER I-CANT-GO-OUT-WIHT-THIS-GIRL-BECAUSE-SHES- TO-UGLY-EVEN-IF-SHES-REALLY-NICE!"
"I DONT EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"
"I DONT WANT TO EVER SEE YOU AGAIN! EITHER!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
They both turned their backs and stomped away. Lily to the Gryfindor Tower and James to the Astronomy Tower.
The hall was filled with silence for a while as they watched Lily and James storm out.
"Uh, well, that was interesting." Ara filled in the silence. Quickly, everybody whent back to talking.
"Why does James always fight with her if he likes her?" Remus asked.
"He's confused. He knows he likes Lily but he dosent know if he should. Also, he knows she's right." Ara added.
"I guess. But really, we should do something to get them together." Sirius said eagerly.
"Ah no! I dont wanna play cupid!" Ara crossed her arms.
"We have better things to do with our life!" Jen added.
"But this is for Lily and James! I know they're just crazy for eachother!" Remus protested.
"Fun! We're to young to worry about this!" Jen complained.
"Well, it could be fun..we can torture Lily!" Ara thought out loud.
"What kind of friends are you?" Sirius asked.
"Nah, you see its this little thing we do. We like to emerass and torture eachother, as long as its not to evil and its only playfull."
"Oh. Well anyways, do you guys agree?" Sirius asked.
"Well..ok." Ara sighed.
"I guess I'm in." Jen agreed.
"Perfect! Now lets start planning! What should they name their kids?" Sirius smiled. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I hoped you liked this chappie! I know, horrible ending, but dont you worry. Nothing else important happens after that. Review pleez!!!!!
Pirates of the Caribean- PoC rocks!! hehe! I like that idea! Yes, that would be very cool! I think I might be able to work something like that into the story. Mabye it can all come to him in a dream or something. Well thanks for the idea!
blondelily- i like the new chappies on ur stry btw. Yes, i agree sabastian IS cool. But my hero is coughJHONYDEPPcough coughSPOUNGEBOBcough is not available at the moment. please leave a message after the beep. k enough with the random stuff. thnx for reviewing!
Obbsesive- I MISS HIM, TOO! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! He's my favorite charecter too! Well, not in this story, but in the normal Harry Potter stories. I'm glad you like what I'm writing! Thank you for tuning in and reviewing! ;)
Disclaimer: Well. All I own is the story plot and a few of the charecters. And 21 dollars i will spend at hot topic. yes yes, the rest is JK's.
People, i just realized, this is sort of like 'That 70's Show'! I mean really! For those of you who watch, Lily is a lot like Donna, but a tiny bit more tomboyish. You know micheal (the guy ashton kutcher plays)? thats sort of how i imagine Sirius, but not AS stupid. I dont think there is anybody to explain everyone else. Well James is sort of like Eric when he's around Lily. This will come later though...lol. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"James you are so dead." Lily sighed quickly. His eyes widened as he stepped into the room.
"Oops." He mummbled.
The ball had hit the window, broken McGonagald's pensive, shattered some potions, and broke a jar filed with little insects. Her quill case was knocked on the floor along with open bottles of ink. Worst of all, Proffessor McGonagald had a beautiful painting of Godric Gryfindor behind her desk. The glass was spotless and the frame was fine gold. Now, well lets just say now there was no glass, and a big hole through Godric's head.
"I can fix the Pensive!" Jen quickly bent down to the floor and muttered a spell. The silver fluid that looked like water, started to expand until they formed one big blob, that sprouted up and into a now repaired Pensive bowl and poured in like water.
"Everyone, just try and fix something." Remus sighed. Sirius repaired the window, Ara fixed the potions using the same technique Jen used. Peter gathered the insects (after Ara explained that worms dont bite) and fixed the jar. Jen gathered the quills and Remus cleaned the ink. James and Lily were hitting repairing spells at the portrait, which had no effect.
"Repairo! Repairo! REPAIRO!" A frustrated James chanted.
"Pictura! Pictura! Pictura! Pictura!" Lily doing it correctly, but nothing was happening. What made it worse was that whenever she walked by the many mirrors in McGonagalds room, they all broke
"Any luck guys?" Jen asked.
"No! It just dosent WORK!" Lily stomped her foot.
"I'll give it a try. Pictura" Jen waved her wand. Nothing.
"DANG IT!" She too stomped her foot.
"You guys! I forgot to tell you! Oh no, this is not good." Remus walked up to them with his hand on his head. "You cant use spells on paintings in the castle! You know, just in case somebody tries to curse them into telling them what they've seen."
"Damn! What are we going to do?" James cursed.
"Well...we could do it the muggle way." Peter suggested.
"Yeah, but that should be a last resort. I'm to lazy." James shrugged.
"Well Lily-Lover, there really isn't any other way." Ara sighed.
"WHO?" James turned red.
"I mean James." Ara said in a not very convincing voice.
"We COULD use a time turner to go back 30 years so that Proffessor McGonagald never have botten that picture." Sirius said randomly.
"PADFOOT THATS A GREAT IDEA!" James shrieked.
"No its not!" Lily protested.
"I mean really, where are we going to get a time turner?" Jen crossed her arms.
"McGonagald has one." James put his finger in the air triumphly. He pulled out a drawer and found an old time turner hidden beneath some papers.
"How did you know it was there?" Ara asked.
"I was in detention and she had to go fix Peeves up, so i snooped around." James added hastily.
"Right. Well lets go!" Remus sighed.
"Don't we have to hold hands?" Peter asked.
"Yup." Sirius grinned like a mad dog and grabbed Ara's hand.
"Ugh!" Ara slapped Sirius' hand. After a few seconds she realized that hadn't gotten him off.
SLAP!
She slapped his hand again. Sirius was still grinning like an idiot.
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
Ara panted for air. Then she started again.
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
Sirius was still grinning.
"I GIVE UP!" Ara threw her hand up in defeat.
"Aww this is so cute!" Remus teased.
Ara held Lily's hand, who held James' hand, who held Peter's hand, who held Jen's, who held Remus' hand. It looked extreamily odd. Seven teenagers holding hands in a classroom.
"Wait, lets ask when McGonagald bought the painting!" Ara suggested.
"Excuse me, Godric, do you happen to remember when this picture was bought?" Remus asked kindly.
"Y-y-yes! 35 years ago! JUST FIX ME!" Gryfindor cried.
Jen was holding the timeturner, and when everyone was ready, she turned it 15 times. The world around them began to deslove with every turn. Swirls of color danced around them. A few seconds later, they landed with a thud on the ground. They all fellover as they let go of their hands.
"It looks like it worked..."James looked around the room. It was obviously different. Most the walls were bare. There were half open trunks with lots of objects inside all over the room.
"She must have just been hired." Lily added.
"Well, where is she?" Remus stood up and walked toward the window. He saw McGonagalds figure walking away, and he quickly called to his friends.
"She's leaving!"
"Lets follow her. Just make sure none of the professors see you, or we might change the future." James said as he slowly opened the door. They all ran as fast as they could through the bustling hallways. Obviously their schedual was different from their past.
"Excuse me! Pardon me! Move it! Thank you! Sorry!" The seven kids were causing a big commotion.
They finally came to the door just as they saw McGonagald hop into a carridge.
"Quick! Jump in the trunk!" Sirius ran down the steps and flung himself inside the back of the carrige.
"What the heck!" Lily followed, and soon everyone else did.
"OWW! James thats my face!" Remus hushed.
"Sorry!"
"Remus get your leg off my stomache!" Jen scolded.
"We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine." Sirius sang after some slience.
"Oh shut up!" Ara sighed.
"OUCH!" Everyone said as their carridge came to an abrupt stop.
"Lets get out only once we hear that she's out." Lily warned.
Sure enough, a few seconds later they heard a carridge door open and some high-heels landing on the pavment. The shoes clicked down the road, and everyone bustled out of the trunk.
"Quick! Follow her!" James ran.
Diagon Alley looked somewhat different. The Shrieking Shack was instead a "Vacation Shack". It was painted blue and yellow with lots of little fancy doo-da's here and there.
Most of the basic shops were there, but the items being sold that were thought to be a delicasy were basic to the Marauders and Devils.
"Try and blend in, and dont loose McGonagald!" Jen warned.
The blending in was the hard part. Everone was wearing plain colored robes and simple pointy hats. They were wearing black, red, blue, and yellow. And no robes. They were getting hatefull looks as they walked down the streets. They igorned them, and would eventually have to duck behind a barrel or a stack of hay to avoid someone from the future.
After what seemed like forever, the young McGonagald stepped into "Patty's Portrait Shop". The kids followed, and watched her look through the portraits on the wall. She then came to a stop as she passed Godric Gryfindor's portrait. She smiled and took it off the wall.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sirius ran into McGonagald.
"Oh my!" She gasped. "What do you want?"
"Um...*cough*" Sirius made his voice deeper.
"You can't buy that ma'am." He shook his head.
"And why not?" She put her hands on her hips.
"Becuase its cursed." Sirius whispered.
"C-c-cursed?" McGonagald stuttered.
"Yes, if you buy it, then it is cursed to be ruined by seven kids on brooms."
"Well, um, I dont think I will buy it. How about this one?" She asked happily pointing to a painting of a cow doing ballet.
"Perfect! But whatever you do, do NOT place it behind your desk." McGonagald eye's widened.
"How did you know i was going to put it there?" She asked.
"Lucky guess. Plus, it would look so much better next to the Potion shelves." Sirius added.
"Ah. Yes well, I'm off to pay." McGonagald chuckled and hurried away.
"Sirius, I have to say, at first i thought you were going to get in big trouble. But I take that back, that was quite smart of you!" Ara patted him on the back, as they emerged from behind their cover.
"Now lets go get some ice-cream to celebrate!" Remus skipped out the door.
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"Yum..just as good as ever." Jen took a lick of her ice-cream.
"I agree! Wow! How long has this been around?" James asked.
"Dunno. Probably 100 years or so." Lily shrugged.
"Do you think somebody will see us?" Sirius was hiding behind his chair.
"Nah, nobody well recognize us at least." Ara said. "It's not Hogsmade Day or anything." Just as she said that, a bunch of Hogwarts students came running down the sidewalk.
"It's Hogsmade Day!" They chanted.
"Oh..." Ara chuckled.
"We better get going!" Lily stood up.
Right then, a kid, about eleven years old, walked up to the ice cream parlor. He had messy black hair and round glasses. He gasped and pointed at James.
"Don! That kid looks just like me!" He cried.
Everyone looked at eachother, and one second later they were running out the door.
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Everyone fell on the floor with a thud. They looked around. It was succsessful!
"Well, that was fun!" James got up and dusted himself off.
"I guess." Lily shrugged as she stood up.
"Would you look at that! She took my advice!" Sirius grinned. Their was no Godric Gryfindor portrait behind McGonagald's desk. There was only a painting of a cow dancing ballet next to the potions.
"Well, now we know what to do if we ever get in trouble." Jen laughed.
"Yeah, now lets hurry out before somebody catches us!" Remus rushed everybody out. Ironicly, the door opened for them and in steped McGonagald. She bounced back in shock.
"What are you six doing in my office?" She demanded. She didnt see Peter becuase he hid behind the desk when he heard the door creek open.
"Oh hello Professor! You see, something when terribly wrong in History of Magic. Somebody played a prank on Peter, somebody transfigured him into a pig." Ara lied quickly. James took the hint and muttered a spell that quickly transfigured him into a pig.
"And where is he?" McGonagald asked suspiciously.
"Right here." Ara pointed to the pig crawling around the floor.
"And why did all six of you come?"
"We couldn't carry him ourselves!" Ara cried.
"You're a witch! Can't you levitate him?" McGonagald tested Jen.
"Yes, but in a state of emergency, you just can't think right. Peter..he's like a brother to me. And, well, it was very emotional." Ara lied as she put her head in her hands.
McGonagald nodded. "I understand." She turned Peter back into a human and tried to rush everyone out.
"Wow Proffessor, where did you get that BEAUTIFUL painting?" Sirius asked.
"Oh, the cow one? Yes well a few years ago I had an encounter with a boy who told me the painting I was going to buy was cursed. To think, he looked a lot like you.." McGonagald narrowed her eyes.
"Now we will be going. The others will be relieved that Peter is back to normal!" Remus cooed patting Peter on the back as they headed out the door.
"That was close!" Lily let the breath that she didnt know she was holding out as they closed the door.
"That was quite an adventure!" Ara agreed.
"We should do this more often!" Sirius added, noding.
"NO!" Everyone, save Sirius, said in unison.
"Hey! Would you look at that! ITS LUNCH TIME!" Sirius announced just as the bell wrang.
"coughpigcough." Lily coughed. Sirius didnt hear as he was running at full speed to the table.
"I just remembered something!" James gasped as he sat down at the table. "The prank!"
"Oh...yeah!" Ara smiled. "But lets do it on the whole school. It will have more of a result." She added.
"You're right. Isn't it discrimination if we only did it to the Slytherins? I mean come on James, not ALL the Slytherins are bad!" Lily added seeing the look on James' face.
"Lily's right! So, when do we start?" Remus rubbed his hands against eachother.
"Now?" Jen shrugged.
Right then, a Hufflepuff girl, Bernice McCullin, walked up to James and sat down next to him.
"Hey James." She winked.
"Hello beautiful." He whistled.
"How are you doing?"
"Great now that you're here." He raised his eyebrows.
"We've lost him." Ara sighed.
"Fine, I guess you guys will have to help me! Lets step away from the tables so it dosent fall on us." Lily got up from the bench and backed away just far enough.
"How about instead of transfiguring gloopy stuff and then pouring it onto everyone, we just make it fall from the sky?" Remus suggested.
"That's a little bit harder, but sure, that would work." Jen shrugged.
"I forgot the spell for that, hold up." Lily sat herself on the ground a took a big book out of her bag. '101 Ways To Prank Your Enemies' was one of her favorite books, and helped her very often.
"Aha. Ok, ready?" She asked.
"What about Sirius?" Ara looked around for her friend.
"What about me?" Sirius asked walking up to them from the tables. "I saw you guys come up from the tables and, being the smart soul i am, I followed."
"Right, well hurry up we're about to start!" Peter rushed.
"Ok, ready now?" Lily asked impatiently.
"What about James?" Jen asked.
"When I told him it was time he said 'Can't you see I'm busy?'" Sirius mocked.
"Fine. Then he'll just become a victim." Lily smirked.
"Ok, right, fine, just hurry! I'm dieing to see the look on peoples faces!" Ara cried franticly.
"Celian Calleya Gigante." Lily whispered with a flick of her wand, and concentrating hard.
After a few seconds, a loud 'POP' was heard and some yelllow sticky goop fell down on the students and teachers of Hogwarts. So much fell down you couldnt see the other side of the room. It COMPLEATLY covered everone. Some girls where screaming and some boys were trying to franticly get it off them. Others were throwing the goop at eachother. Well, whatever the people decided to do, it caused a great commotion.
"It's not over yet!" Jen laughed in a sing song voice.
"Celian Calleya Gigante." Lily reapeated the spell, but this time, mounds and mounds of feathers fell from the sky, covering every inch of the floor. When I mean mounds and mound I mean Mounds and mounds. Some girls were screaming as loud as they possibly could, while some people tried to shake them off. Others were taking mounds of feathers from the floor and throwing them at eachother. Just as they hoped, the feathers stuck. There was a lot of comotion. As soon as the feathers finished falling, everyone franticly searched for whoever it was that had done the prank. Well, it was sort of obviouse. Peter, Remus, Sirius, Jen, Ara, and Lily where rolling on the ground laughing, clutching their stomaches. They were also the only ones that didnt look like giant chickens.
Everyone, and I mean EVERONE was covered in thick coats of feathers.
"WE GOT YOU!" Sirius pointed, still laughing.
"WE WIN!" Remus yelled, also laughing.
"YOU SEVEN, COME HERE RIGHT NOW!" A fluffy McGonagald ordered.
Lily burst into more peels of laughter. It's qutie humerouse to see a fluffy ball of feathers shoot up into the air and order you to come.
"Six. There's six of us." Ara reminded McGonagald.
"Fine, all six of you, you all get detention!" McGonagald stomped her foot on the ground.
"Now Minevera, it is Prank Day!" Dumbledore spoke up, his eyes were twinkling. Well, what you could see of them.
"Yes, but this is over the line!" Minevera snapped.
"Just one simple spell will get rid of it all!" Dumbledore added.
"Yes, still, but-"
"Clenairo." Dumbeldore flicked his wand and all of the feathers and goop instantly disapeared. Everyone sighed with relief and started to whisper about what had just happened. And where was James.
"Albus, don't you think its to much?" She tried to reason.
"Well, we all need a little humoring somedays." He smiled.
"Fine, you're all off the hook this time. But if you ever do this again, EVER, you will have months of detention." She pointed her finger at the kids.
"Thank you!" They all said at once and ran down like the good little kids they weren't.
Everyone whispered as they passed, making up incredible stories of what just happened.
"We will never hear the end of this." Jen muttered. They returned to the Gryfinor table and sat down next to James. Almost everyone was givng them evil glares.
"So Jamsie, did you like our preformance?" Lily asked.
"Why didnt you wait for me?" James asked.
"Well you see, its a long story. It all started when you came to Hogwarts and you decided to be a womanizer-" Lily started, counting off her fingers.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS WAIT FOR ME?" James interupted.
"WELL SORRY! YOU WERE TO CAUGHT UP BEING FAMOUSE TO LISTEN!" Lily yelled back.
"I WAS NOT! YOU GUYS DIDNT EVEN ASK ME!" James stood up.
"SIRIUS DID! AND YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE TOO BUSY!" Lily did the same.
"WELL I HAVE MY PRIORITIES!"
"OH RIGHT, I FORGOT BEING A BIG HEADED JERK COMES FIRST!"
"YOU'RE JELOUSE!"
"JELOUSE? JELOUSE OF WHAT EXACTLY?"
"JELOUSE BECAUSE I DONT PAY ATTENTION TO YOU LIKE I PAY ATTENTION TO THOSE OTHER GIRLS."
"YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT? YOU WANT ME TO DRESS LIKE AN EVIL SLUT TO GET YOUR ATTENTION? I DONT EVEN WANT YOUR ATTENTION!"
"YOU'RE GREEDY AND ONLY THINK ABOUT YOURSELF!"
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING! IT'S MISTER I-CANT-GO-OUT-WIHT-THIS-GIRL-BECAUSE-SHES- TO-UGLY-EVEN-IF-SHES-REALLY-NICE!"
"I DONT EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"
"I DONT WANT TO EVER SEE YOU AGAIN! EITHER!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
They both turned their backs and stomped away. Lily to the Gryfindor Tower and James to the Astronomy Tower.
The hall was filled with silence for a while as they watched Lily and James storm out.
"Uh, well, that was interesting." Ara filled in the silence. Quickly, everybody whent back to talking.
"Why does James always fight with her if he likes her?" Remus asked.
"He's confused. He knows he likes Lily but he dosent know if he should. Also, he knows she's right." Ara added.
"I guess. But really, we should do something to get them together." Sirius said eagerly.
"Ah no! I dont wanna play cupid!" Ara crossed her arms.
"We have better things to do with our life!" Jen added.
"But this is for Lily and James! I know they're just crazy for eachother!" Remus protested.
"Fun! We're to young to worry about this!" Jen complained.
"Well, it could be fun..we can torture Lily!" Ara thought out loud.
"What kind of friends are you?" Sirius asked.
"Nah, you see its this little thing we do. We like to emerass and torture eachother, as long as its not to evil and its only playfull."
"Oh. Well anyways, do you guys agree?" Sirius asked.
"Well..ok." Ara sighed.
"I guess I'm in." Jen agreed.
"Perfect! Now lets start planning! What should they name their kids?" Sirius smiled. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I hoped you liked this chappie! I know, horrible ending, but dont you worry. Nothing else important happens after that. Review pleez!!!!!