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Disclaimer: Yo no hablo ingles. hehe j/k. I dont own Harry Poooter and charecters ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lily Evans slowly opened her eyes and groaned.
"I dont want to wake up yet!" She thought to herself, but reluctantly got up knowing she had 15 minutes to get ready.
She noticed her friends had already left. "Ditchers." She mummbled, rubbing her eyes. The truth was they tried countless ways of getting her up, but she'd just keep sleeping.
Oblivious to everything happening, she picked a random shirt and shorts to put on. She noticed they were slitely to tight, but put it on anyways. All she needed was food. Lily didnt even know what color shirt he put on. Grabing her robe, she walked out the door and down the steps. Some people were still in the common room, including the Devils who were playing Exploding Snap with the Marauders. They looked up from their game when she came down. Lily laughed at what she saw.
Sirius and James were both dressed identicaly. They both wore black and white tuxedos with a rose in their pockets. They had black shoes that looked as if they had been polished in exesivly. They looked extreamily "handsome" and proffessional.
Remus was wearing HUGE pants, about an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL. His shirt was a jersey that said "F*** You" on both sides. He wore a bandana and a stud earing. He had lots of golden necklaces and rings. Bling bling!
Ara was wearing pink. So much pink. Too much pink. She had an extreamily tight short sleeve that was pink. Her booty shorts said CUTE on the back and were pink. She had PINK socks, PINK higheels. PINK scrunchie, make up, earings, and clips in her hair.
Jen was wearing a rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy yy small spaghetti strap that was yellow. She had on a jean mini skirt that was almost TOO small. She had on so many braclets Lily was excpecting her to tip over.
Peter was wearing athletic shorts and a basketball jersey. He had on nike tennis shoes. (bad discription, but do we care about Peter?)
Everone's eyebrows were raised. Sirius whistled and James stared. Ara, Jen, Peter, and Remus were laughing as Ara when up to Lily and started to drag her away.
"I'm sorry, but this scene may not be viewed by anybody under the age of 13." Ara said in a monotone voice.
"Ara, what are you talking about?" Lily asked. James got up and walked over next to her.
"May I take this walk down to the Great Hall?" He asked formaly. Lily pushed him to the side and asked, "What the HELL are you people talking about?"
"Lily, look down." Jen stiffeled a laugh. Lily eyed her curiously but did look down.
"OH DAMN!" She yelled and started to run as fast as she had ever run in her entire life. She slamed the door behind her and she sank down to the floor.
"Eww, eww, eww, eww." She repeated, massaging her temples. She looked down again and quickly looked back up.
What caused all this terror? Her clothes. Let's just say the shirt started about five to six inches abover her belly button. It was black and that kind of soft material that was see-through. Let's just say it showed lots of cleavage. The strap was the kind that hung down to the side so that the top of her shoulder was bear. It was extreamily slutty...and not to mentioin tight. Her jeans were jean booty shorts, and when I mean small I mean SMALL. They were also the kind that hung down to the very bottom of your hip. Lily looked around for soemthign else to wear. She threw all the clothes out, searching franticly. Nope, nothing. It was all the same. Small and tight.
She quickly poked her head out the door to make sure that nobody was there and quickly ran into the third year boys dorm. James, Sirius, and Remus were all inside doing something suspiciouse around a bed.
"Hello?" She smiled. They all whiped around and hid the parchment behind their backs.
"Hiya Lils." Remus said.
"Uh..um..hi Lily." Jame stuttered.
"Hiya." Sirius smiled a cheesy grin.
"Remus can I use one of your sweaters?"
"Sure. Just remember to return it this time!"
"WHAT? It wasn't MY fault I jumped off a third story building and into a lake and i started to drownd because the sweater was so heavy! Plus, this sweater isnt even yours! IT WAS NOT MY FAULT!"
"Oh, of corse it wasn't Lils." Sirius was still wearing the same smile.
"Sirius, stop smiling." Lily put the sweater over her head and sat down next to him.
"Take the sweater off Lils!" James whined.
"WHAT? Bloody hell no!" She looked at him as if he had just declard he was marrying a donkey.
"Would you do it for me?" He smiled sweetly.
"No."
"James just SHUT UP!" Remus rolled his eyes.
"All you ever talk about is how cute Lil-" Sirius mocked, but was interupted by James' hand flung over his mouth. Lily looked at the suspiciously but then fixed her gaze on the parchment they had been around.
"Woha! What's this?" She picked it up and eyed it curiously. There was a map of Hogwarts down to every last detail.
"That's the Marauder Map. It shows you secret passage ways and where people are located around the castle." Remus explained as he hopped down next to Lily to show her the things.
"It's not finished, is it?" Lily asked.
"Nope, it should be done in a few days though." Sirius shook his head.
"Very awsome. Now come down with me to eat." She patted Remeus on the head and they all walked out together.
"I see you fixed your problem Lils." Ara smiled.
"She's got to many problems to solve." James muttered.
"I heard that Jamie. I was going to make Sirius give me a piggy back ride, but just for that, turn around." James did as he was told and Lily hopped on him.
"Hurry up you freakin horse!" She yelled at him.
"Awww, isn't that cute?" Jen asked Ara.
"It wont last long." Ara sighed.
"Why?" Sirius complained.
"Because they always fight!" Remus explained. "One minute they're friends, the next they're in love, and they next they're enemies!"
"Yeah, well we'll just have to comense in Lily-James opperation." Sirius declared.
"Oh, big words for a little man!" Ara teased.
"Let's lock them in a broom closet!" Remus suggested.
"Nah, Lils would have our head." Jen shook her head.
"We can make James confess his true feelings to Lily!" Sirius said dreamily.
"That might work, but what if she dosent like him?"
"She has to!" Remus gasped.
Ara said, "Still. Well, we'll find out today."
"Hey, can we borrow a sweater, too?" Jen asked after a few seconds of silence.
Remus laughed. "Help yourselves."
"Yo, thanks dawg." Ara teased as she whent up the stairs.
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"You're heavy." James commented. Lily was still on his back.
In a very Katie-ish voice, she said, "Are you saying I'm FAT!?"
"Not at all flower dear."
"Shut up." She sighed. They walked (well techincally only James was walking) silently down the hall until they came to the staircase.
"Ok, get off now." James stopped at the stairs.
"Awww!" She whined.
"Fine!" He gave up, actually, he wanted to cary her down.
"Yey! Gidy up!" Lily chered and kicked him right as he took his first step. They both lost their balance and whent flying, James landing first on the hard marble. Then Lily landed on James.
"Woops." Lily laughed, rolling off James.
"You kick hard." James rubbed his leg.
"Thank you." She smiled and stood up, and helped James off the ground as well.
"Now lets hurry up before our dear friends make a big joke out of it." James dragged Lily down the stairs, and neither of them noticed they were still holding hands.
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"AWWWWWWWWW!" Sirius practicly yelled as he sat down in the Gryfindor table.
"That's so CUUUUUUUUUUUTE!" Remus whiped a tear from his eye.
"What?" James raised an eyebrow.
"Jamie and Lily are holding handsies!" Sirius laughed.
James and Lily looked at eachother and quickly let go.
"Siri boy, my hands are not holding his!" She said holding her hands in the air.
"Yes they a- awwww. You let go!" Remus whined.
"Anyhoo, Lils, meet us after class by the lake, k?" Jen ruined the mood.
"Sure." She eyed her friends suspiciously.
Just moments later, Katie and her friends sat down next to Lily.
"Oh, hello freak." Katie glared at Lily.
"Oh, hello slut who made hell freeze over."
"I am not a slut!" She pouted.
"Yeah, Like, Lils, she is like totally not like a slut! she just like, uses people and like wears clothes that are like as big as a their brains. Which is like, not very big." Ara immitated Katie.
"I'm not wearing something small!" She protested.
"Katie, its OPPOSTIE day." Jen yelled the word 'opposite'.
"You're just jelouse."
"Oh, you're right. I've always wanted to be a bitch." Lily rolled her eyes. (A/N: Sry for the cursing here, but you know, thats their charecter)
"I'm not a bitch!"
"Listen to the poor soul." Ara shook her head sadly.
"Come on girls lets go!" Katie picked up her food and moved away.
"LETS GO, BARBIE GO!" Sirius sang. Everybody stared at him.
The bell rang as everybody got up to go to their class.
"Quick! Hurry!" Lily grabbed the food and stuffed it in her friends' mouths.
"Why such a hurry?" Remus asked after swallowing his food.
"We have CHARMS!" She jumped up and down.
"You like Charms to much." James groaned.
"I feel like singing." Ara smiled randomly.
"'Cause you're a god, And I am not, And I just thought that you would know, You're a god, And I am not, And I just thought I'd let you go." Lily sang.
"Oh! Oh oh oh! Lils, you have the Matchbox Twenty CD right?" Ara clapped her hands. "Ya." "I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwell, I know, right now you can't tell, But stay a while and baby then you'll see, A different side of me, I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impared, I know, right now you dont care, but soon enough you're gonna think of me, and how i used to be." Ara sang.
"That song rocks. But it shall never beat Good Charlotte." Jen pointed out. "YOU... DONT WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU
WHAT IM SAYIN IS THIS IS THE ANTHEM
THROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP
YOU..DONT WANNA BE YOU!" Jen sang. "You're right Jen. Nobody will ever EVER beat Good Charlotte." Lily smiled wickedly. "Ok, if you three dont mind, lets talk about something else other than preppy boy bands." Sirius mocked. All three girls gasped. "PREPPY BOY BANDS?" Ara started to hit Sirius on the back of the head. "Ouchies!" Sirius whined. "TAKE," hit, "THAT," hit "BACK!" hit. "Fine, fine! If you three dont mind, lets talk about something else other than gay boy bands!" Jen and Lily gasped and lunged at Sirius and began to beet him as well. "TAKE IT BACK!" "FINE, FINE! LETS KEEP TALKING ABOUT MUSIC!" Sirius gave up. They all got off him and Ara whiped pretend sweat off her brows. "Whew. I dont know what got into us!" "What kind of friends are you?" Remus joked. "The kind that beat their friends up," Jen smiled as they got to the classroom, right on time, too! "Aww, that walk was too short." Ara frowned. "Plus, I'm never going to be any better at Charms." "Of coarse not! You're horrible!" Sirius stuck his tounge out. "I'm better than you!" "You are not!" "Yes, I am! I'll prove it to you." "Fine!" "I can make my feather run faster than yours!" "Bring it on grandma!" "I'm not the grandma, Jen is!" "Right, bring it on girlfriend!" "Ew. I'm not your girlfriend." "Ara, will you be my girlfriend?" "No." "I can still make mine run faster." "Bring it on." "Fine, ready, set, go!" Sirius said and they both started to race their featheres. "Ha! I'm winning!" Sirius chanted. "Not anymore!" "Heya!" "A few more seconds left!" "NOOOO!" "YES!" Ara jumped up from her chair once her feather whent over the finish line. "BUYA! I ROCK! I SO ROCK!"
"Miss Ara, please calm down." Proffessor Flitwick squeaked. "Sorry prof." Ara sat down and seconds later, a note came fluttering onto her desk.
She opened it up and read: Hi Ara. I'm bored -Padfoot
She scribbled something back and tossed it onto Sirius' desk. Hi Siris, I'm pissed -You-Know-Who
OH MY GOD! ITS VOLDIEPOO! -Padfoot
You are slow - Ara
ARA! YOU'RE ALIVE! *hug* -Padfoot
SIRIUS! YOU'RE RAMBLING! *slap* -ARA
Oh come on! Be a little nicer to me! -Padfoot
Why should I be nice to you? It's fun being EVVVVVVVVILL! MWHAHAHAHA - Ara
You're rambling -Padfoot
AM NOT! -Ara
Anyways, lets talk about project Lily James -Padfoot
Project Lily-James needs a new name - Ara
Like...BUNGEE JUMPING MONKIES? -Padfoot
No, like Mission Imposible -Ara
Oh..ok. OH HAHAHHA! I GET IT! HEHE! MISSION IMPOSIBLE! GOOD ONE! -Padfoot
Hardy har har. -Ara
HAHAHAH! HARDY HAR HAR! THATS SOOO FUNNY! -Padfoot
Right... -Ara
You know you love me. -Padfoot
That was random -Ara
So you DONT DENY IT? -Padfoot
You're right, I think you're hot -Ara
REALLY?-Padfoot
No -Ara
You know, I have feelings, too! -Padfoot
No you dont -Ara
I do TO! -Padfoot
We're rambling -Ara
Ok! Bye then -Padfoot
Buh bye -Ara
I looooooooove you! -padfoot
Ara smiled and pocketed the usless note. The rest of the class was boring - IF you weren't Lily.
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"Wow, Ara, when was the last time we were here?" Lily asked, her back slumped againsted a tree, staring into the lake.
"First year." Ara replied with the same dreamy expresion as Lily.
"It's amazing." Jen sighed.
"Yeah, it is. So, people, my people, lets talk." Ara smiled focusing her eyes on Lily.
"Ok. Well, I'm going to try out for Quiditch, since the Gryfindor chaser is dropping out, James is going to fill in that position, so I'll try for seeker. No matter what James says." Lily smiled.
"Are you mad at James?" Jen cocked her haid to the side.
"Not now. But sometimes..I dont know. He can just be such a pain in the arse. He's sexist and a player. I can't really take him that seriously."
"Just give him a chance!" Ara frowned.
"A chance? For what?" Lily chuckled.
"Oh, come on Lily. Isn't it obviouse? He loves you!" Jen cried.
"Love? James can't love. He dosent even have a crush on me!" Lily said nervously.
"Lils. Remember you told us he almost kissed you?" Ara reminded her of the insedent.
"Well, mabye he wasn't. Or mabye it was just the perfect timing, and he didnt mean it." Lily tried to find an excuse.
"No, Lily, thats not it." Jen shook her head.
"Do you like him?" Ara asked, which was followed by silence.
"As a friend? Yes. As more than that? I'm not sure. I'm worried I'll just be one of the girlfriends he picks up on the side walk and then dumps her back out onto the street. I'm sure he really is sweet, but so far I can't trust him with my heart."
"So you like him?"
"Hey, I never said that!"
"So you don't like him?"
Silence..
"I never said that." Lily finally said. "But to take the limelight off me, Ara, what about Siri boy?"
Ara smiled as she played with some grass. "He's nice. Really nice. Sweet..fuunny." She said dreamily.
"Well somebody likes Sirius." Jen rolled her eyes.
"Just a little though." Sudenly, Ara turned back to herself. "IF YOU DARE SAY ANTHING-"
"Ara, we wont!" Lily chidded.
Ara sighed. "Ok. Jen. You're turn."
"Huh."
"Remi?"
"Oh. Er..he's sweet and nice and funny and cute." She said quickly looking at her shoes.
"I'll let that slip." Lily sighed.
"Damn, I just realized something. Here we are, three girls who dont drool over boys, talking about boys. That's freaky." Ara said comming into reality.
Lily bit her lip and Jen looked worried. "You're right."
"Only because its this once does not in any way mean we are girly girls." Lily pointed out.
"I guess. Any ways, on lighter tones, Quiditch!" Ara rubbed her hands together.
"Falmouth Flacons rock!" She grinned.
"Nah ah! Chudley Cannons! I mean, sure, they haven't been doing to good the past ten years, but they WILL make a comeback!" Ara shook her finger.
"No way in hell! It's going to be the Tutshill Tornados!"
"Yeah, they are good." Jen shrugged her sholders but added quickly, "But Falmouth Flacons are still the best."
"BUT! Remember the last game when the Chudley's seeker pulled out a Wronksi Feint!"
"It was impresive, but only impresive. But the Tornados pulled TWO of those on the Chuds!"
"Last year when the Falcons play, they pulled off a Porskoff Ploy with each score.They also did a few Dopple Beater Defences. And dont forget a few years ago they did a perfect Woollongong Shimmy. You have to admit that take practice!" Jen debated.
"Well the Tornados are still on the top. And by pure talent!"
"Chudley Cannons will have a comeback! I sware!"
"Falmouth Fancons rock the boat!"
"Let's go swim!" Ara yelled.
"That was random." Lily laughed.
"Let's go up."
"Promise me we'll come tomorrow?" Ara pleaded.
"Yes Arabella-"
"ARA!"
"Yes Ara." Finished Lily.
The three girls picked their stuff up and walked up to the castle, laughing and playing all the way there. (A/N: And this little piggy when wee wee wee, all the way home.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "What'd she say?" Sirius grabbed Ara's shoulder as they made their way into the common room.
"Why don't you ask her yourself?"
"You think she'd tell me?"
"Of coarse! She's your friend!"
"Alrighty. Thanks Ara dear!" Sirius said and kissed her on the CHEEK. Ara was taken by surprise, but recovered quickly and stuck her foot out and tripped Sirius.
"Owie! What was that for?" He pouted.
"Nah ah ah! Don't ever do that again or I'll rip you into pieces." She tutted.
"Meanie." He mummbled as he walked off. He stopped by Remus and told him, "Come with me to set up an office." Remus nodded and they both pulled up a chair and sat down and called, "Lily! Into my office please!"
Lily looked up from her homework and laughed as she made her way to the "office".
"Hello Sir Siri, Sir Remi. What'd you want?" She grinned.
"Do you like James?" Remus asked imediatly.
"Why do people keep asking me that?" She sighed, "As a friend. And a friend only, I think. I'm sure he's sweet and everthing deep down." She stopped. "Very very deep down. Right now he's only a good friend. Sure I mean he is a tiny bit charming, you didnt hear that from me, but he is a womanizer! I can't trust him like that! I mean sure he is really nice and charming, but.." Lily explained.
Sirius nodded, "I see. You may go now." He shoed her away.
"JAMES! MY OFFICE NOW!" Sirius called. James walked up to the "office" and sat down. Lily gave Sirius a warning glance.
"Don't worry Lils, this is all confidential!" Sirius called to her. "She likes you, but as a friend and only a friend. She says your a womanizer and that she can't trust you with her luv." Sirius blurted out to James, who frowned.
"But I really do like her!" James pouted.
"Are you sure its not just a little crush? Tell me, why do you like Lily?" Remus asked, jotting down notes.
"She's pretty." He shrugged.
"Is that all?" Sirius looked worried.
"No, she's not like most girls!" James said, and looked proud of himself for the "detailed explination".
"So you like her because she's a challenge?" Remus asked, also looking worried.
"No! No! She actually has brains! She's smart and really fun to hang around with. She makes you feel better when you're sad and sticks up for you. She makes me laugh whenver she says something, and whatever she does say is always the right thing. She's just perfect!" James said quickly, and caught his breath in the end.
Remus smiled. "Good. Now I want you to think. To make her yours, what do you need to do?"
"Tell her?" He shrugged.
"Not yet. Be nice to her. Do her favors, give her compliments, give her a shoulder to cry on. Come on, you know Lily, what does she like?"
"Music." He laughed.
"Seranade to her!" Sirius bounced up and down.
"No, dont!" Remus stuck his hand out.
"Yes, yes! Do it!" James looked from Remus to Sirius.
"Sorry Padfoot! But you're just not that...great with the ladies." James shook his head.
"I am too!" He looked offended.
"Yes, but only because you're 'Oh So Charming!'" Remus mocked in a girly voice.
"Hmph." Sirius crossed his arms.
"Anyways, just be nice to Lily." Remus continued.
"I can do that!"
"And no flirting with other girls what so ever, no more dumping girls for other girls after two days. You hear me?" Remus pointed a finger threateningly at James
James nodded. "Thank you Dr.Phil." (A/N: WRONG ERA! I KNOW! LIVE WITH IT!)
"You're welcome!" Sirius smiled gleefully.
James happily ran off to sit next to Lily while Remus and Sirius sighed.
"He's fallen hard." Remus shook his head.
"Don't you wish Ara would take that shirt- I mean sweater off?" Sirius asked dreamily.
"Not TWO of you!" Remus shouted.
"Three of us." Sirius corrected.
"I do not like Jen!" Remus started but was interupted.
"I never said that! BUT! You would do anything for her." Sirius smirked.
"I would not-"
"Hey Remus, we need help with DADA back there. Come." Jen snuck up on them and ordered.
"Sure!" Remus hopped up and walked back with her.
"I am SO smart!" Sirius patted himself on the back as he got off his chair.
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"Hey Lils." James smiled as he sat down next to her.
Lily looked up from her work, "Oh hi!" She secretly wondered whether Sirius had said anything to James.
"So what ya doing?"
"Transfiguration. God I suck at this." She said laying her quill down.
"I don't!" He said gleefully.
"Yeah, I know."
"I'll help you!" James offred.
Lily smiled, "Really? Thanks!"
"What are friends for?" He asked taking the textbook in his lap.
"Before you trasnfigure something, you have to be able to imagine it in your head. Now imagine a frog, and only a frog." James read.
"Ok." Lily nodded.
"Now concentrate very hard on changing something into a frog. Flick, wave, and say Animogial."
Lily closed her eyes. "Animogial."
She didnt hear James say good job or something of the sort, so her eyes quickly fluttered open to see what disaster she'd caused.
"James?" Lily asked, looking around her. He was nowhere in sight!
"RIIIBET!" A frog croaked from in front of Lily.
She gasped and took the frog in her hand. "JAMES?"
The frog croaked as in replying to his name.
"Oh God I'm so sorry!" She said quickly and bit her lip.
"ARA!" She called, turning her head she saw she was busy talking to Sirius. Oh Well!
"ARA! GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE THIS INSTANT!"
"YES MAAM YES!" Ara rolled her eyes and relluctantly got up.
"Who's the frog." Ara asked knowingly.
"James." Lily sighed.
"Kiss him!" Ara teased.
"Eww!"
"Fine then! I guess he'll just have to stay that way!" Ara smirked and stood up.
"NO! Ara! HELP!"
Ara sat back down. "Fine, but only because he's my friend, too."
"And I'm not?" Lily tried to look hurt.
"Of coarse not! You're my best friend!" Ara said simply.
"Ah! I must have forgotten!" Lily grinned happily.
"Antianimo." Ara waved her wand and James sprouted back to his original self.
"I AM SO SORRY!" Lily cried as soon as he was himself.
"It's fine. It was fun!" James lied. Lily took her wand out again and gave him a look that said 'Again?'.
"Not THAT fun." He said quickly. "And thank you Ara for returning me."
Ara nodded, smiled, waved, and trotted away.
"Hey James." Lily whispered.
"What??"
"I have a feeling they're up to something."
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Disclaimer: Yo no hablo ingles. hehe j/k. I dont own Harry Poooter and charecters ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lily Evans slowly opened her eyes and groaned.
"I dont want to wake up yet!" She thought to herself, but reluctantly got up knowing she had 15 minutes to get ready.
She noticed her friends had already left. "Ditchers." She mummbled, rubbing her eyes. The truth was they tried countless ways of getting her up, but she'd just keep sleeping.
Oblivious to everything happening, she picked a random shirt and shorts to put on. She noticed they were slitely to tight, but put it on anyways. All she needed was food. Lily didnt even know what color shirt he put on. Grabing her robe, she walked out the door and down the steps. Some people were still in the common room, including the Devils who were playing Exploding Snap with the Marauders. They looked up from their game when she came down. Lily laughed at what she saw.
Sirius and James were both dressed identicaly. They both wore black and white tuxedos with a rose in their pockets. They had black shoes that looked as if they had been polished in exesivly. They looked extreamily "handsome" and proffessional.
Remus was wearing HUGE pants, about an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL. His shirt was a jersey that said "F*** You" on both sides. He wore a bandana and a stud earing. He had lots of golden necklaces and rings. Bling bling!
Ara was wearing pink. So much pink. Too much pink. She had an extreamily tight short sleeve that was pink. Her booty shorts said CUTE on the back and were pink. She had PINK socks, PINK higheels. PINK scrunchie, make up, earings, and clips in her hair.
Jen was wearing a rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy yy small spaghetti strap that was yellow. She had on a jean mini skirt that was almost TOO small. She had on so many braclets Lily was excpecting her to tip over.
Peter was wearing athletic shorts and a basketball jersey. He had on nike tennis shoes. (bad discription, but do we care about Peter?)
Everone's eyebrows were raised. Sirius whistled and James stared. Ara, Jen, Peter, and Remus were laughing as Ara when up to Lily and started to drag her away.
"I'm sorry, but this scene may not be viewed by anybody under the age of 13." Ara said in a monotone voice.
"Ara, what are you talking about?" Lily asked. James got up and walked over next to her.
"May I take this walk down to the Great Hall?" He asked formaly. Lily pushed him to the side and asked, "What the HELL are you people talking about?"
"Lily, look down." Jen stiffeled a laugh. Lily eyed her curiously but did look down.
"OH DAMN!" She yelled and started to run as fast as she had ever run in her entire life. She slamed the door behind her and she sank down to the floor.
"Eww, eww, eww, eww." She repeated, massaging her temples. She looked down again and quickly looked back up.
What caused all this terror? Her clothes. Let's just say the shirt started about five to six inches abover her belly button. It was black and that kind of soft material that was see-through. Let's just say it showed lots of cleavage. The strap was the kind that hung down to the side so that the top of her shoulder was bear. It was extreamily slutty...and not to mentioin tight. Her jeans were jean booty shorts, and when I mean small I mean SMALL. They were also the kind that hung down to the very bottom of your hip. Lily looked around for soemthign else to wear. She threw all the clothes out, searching franticly. Nope, nothing. It was all the same. Small and tight.
She quickly poked her head out the door to make sure that nobody was there and quickly ran into the third year boys dorm. James, Sirius, and Remus were all inside doing something suspiciouse around a bed.
"Hello?" She smiled. They all whiped around and hid the parchment behind their backs.
"Hiya Lils." Remus said.
"Uh..um..hi Lily." Jame stuttered.
"Hiya." Sirius smiled a cheesy grin.
"Remus can I use one of your sweaters?"
"Sure. Just remember to return it this time!"
"WHAT? It wasn't MY fault I jumped off a third story building and into a lake and i started to drownd because the sweater was so heavy! Plus, this sweater isnt even yours! IT WAS NOT MY FAULT!"
"Oh, of corse it wasn't Lils." Sirius was still wearing the same smile.
"Sirius, stop smiling." Lily put the sweater over her head and sat down next to him.
"Take the sweater off Lils!" James whined.
"WHAT? Bloody hell no!" She looked at him as if he had just declard he was marrying a donkey.
"Would you do it for me?" He smiled sweetly.
"No."
"James just SHUT UP!" Remus rolled his eyes.
"All you ever talk about is how cute Lil-" Sirius mocked, but was interupted by James' hand flung over his mouth. Lily looked at the suspiciously but then fixed her gaze on the parchment they had been around.
"Woha! What's this?" She picked it up and eyed it curiously. There was a map of Hogwarts down to every last detail.
"That's the Marauder Map. It shows you secret passage ways and where people are located around the castle." Remus explained as he hopped down next to Lily to show her the things.
"It's not finished, is it?" Lily asked.
"Nope, it should be done in a few days though." Sirius shook his head.
"Very awsome. Now come down with me to eat." She patted Remeus on the head and they all walked out together.
"I see you fixed your problem Lils." Ara smiled.
"She's got to many problems to solve." James muttered.
"I heard that Jamie. I was going to make Sirius give me a piggy back ride, but just for that, turn around." James did as he was told and Lily hopped on him.
"Hurry up you freakin horse!" She yelled at him.
"Awww, isn't that cute?" Jen asked Ara.
"It wont last long." Ara sighed.
"Why?" Sirius complained.
"Because they always fight!" Remus explained. "One minute they're friends, the next they're in love, and they next they're enemies!"
"Yeah, well we'll just have to comense in Lily-James opperation." Sirius declared.
"Oh, big words for a little man!" Ara teased.
"Let's lock them in a broom closet!" Remus suggested.
"Nah, Lils would have our head." Jen shook her head.
"We can make James confess his true feelings to Lily!" Sirius said dreamily.
"That might work, but what if she dosent like him?"
"She has to!" Remus gasped.
Ara said, "Still. Well, we'll find out today."
"Hey, can we borrow a sweater, too?" Jen asked after a few seconds of silence.
Remus laughed. "Help yourselves."
"Yo, thanks dawg." Ara teased as she whent up the stairs.
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"You're heavy." James commented. Lily was still on his back.
In a very Katie-ish voice, she said, "Are you saying I'm FAT!?"
"Not at all flower dear."
"Shut up." She sighed. They walked (well techincally only James was walking) silently down the hall until they came to the staircase.
"Ok, get off now." James stopped at the stairs.
"Awww!" She whined.
"Fine!" He gave up, actually, he wanted to cary her down.
"Yey! Gidy up!" Lily chered and kicked him right as he took his first step. They both lost their balance and whent flying, James landing first on the hard marble. Then Lily landed on James.
"Woops." Lily laughed, rolling off James.
"You kick hard." James rubbed his leg.
"Thank you." She smiled and stood up, and helped James off the ground as well.
"Now lets hurry up before our dear friends make a big joke out of it." James dragged Lily down the stairs, and neither of them noticed they were still holding hands.
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"AWWWWWWWWW!" Sirius practicly yelled as he sat down in the Gryfindor table.
"That's so CUUUUUUUUUUUTE!" Remus whiped a tear from his eye.
"What?" James raised an eyebrow.
"Jamie and Lily are holding handsies!" Sirius laughed.
James and Lily looked at eachother and quickly let go.
"Siri boy, my hands are not holding his!" She said holding her hands in the air.
"Yes they a- awwww. You let go!" Remus whined.
"Anyhoo, Lils, meet us after class by the lake, k?" Jen ruined the mood.
"Sure." She eyed her friends suspiciously.
Just moments later, Katie and her friends sat down next to Lily.
"Oh, hello freak." Katie glared at Lily.
"Oh, hello slut who made hell freeze over."
"I am not a slut!" She pouted.
"Yeah, Like, Lils, she is like totally not like a slut! she just like, uses people and like wears clothes that are like as big as a their brains. Which is like, not very big." Ara immitated Katie.
"I'm not wearing something small!" She protested.
"Katie, its OPPOSTIE day." Jen yelled the word 'opposite'.
"You're just jelouse."
"Oh, you're right. I've always wanted to be a bitch." Lily rolled her eyes. (A/N: Sry for the cursing here, but you know, thats their charecter)
"I'm not a bitch!"
"Listen to the poor soul." Ara shook her head sadly.
"Come on girls lets go!" Katie picked up her food and moved away.
"LETS GO, BARBIE GO!" Sirius sang. Everybody stared at him.
The bell rang as everybody got up to go to their class.
"Quick! Hurry!" Lily grabbed the food and stuffed it in her friends' mouths.
"Why such a hurry?" Remus asked after swallowing his food.
"We have CHARMS!" She jumped up and down.
"You like Charms to much." James groaned.
"I feel like singing." Ara smiled randomly.
"'Cause you're a god, And I am not, And I just thought that you would know, You're a god, And I am not, And I just thought I'd let you go." Lily sang.
"Oh! Oh oh oh! Lils, you have the Matchbox Twenty CD right?" Ara clapped her hands. "Ya." "I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwell, I know, right now you can't tell, But stay a while and baby then you'll see, A different side of me, I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impared, I know, right now you dont care, but soon enough you're gonna think of me, and how i used to be." Ara sang.
"That song rocks. But it shall never beat Good Charlotte." Jen pointed out. "YOU... DONT WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU
WHAT IM SAYIN IS THIS IS THE ANTHEM
THROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP
YOU..DONT WANNA BE YOU!" Jen sang. "You're right Jen. Nobody will ever EVER beat Good Charlotte." Lily smiled wickedly. "Ok, if you three dont mind, lets talk about something else other than preppy boy bands." Sirius mocked. All three girls gasped. "PREPPY BOY BANDS?" Ara started to hit Sirius on the back of the head. "Ouchies!" Sirius whined. "TAKE," hit, "THAT," hit "BACK!" hit. "Fine, fine! If you three dont mind, lets talk about something else other than gay boy bands!" Jen and Lily gasped and lunged at Sirius and began to beet him as well. "TAKE IT BACK!" "FINE, FINE! LETS KEEP TALKING ABOUT MUSIC!" Sirius gave up. They all got off him and Ara whiped pretend sweat off her brows. "Whew. I dont know what got into us!" "What kind of friends are you?" Remus joked. "The kind that beat their friends up," Jen smiled as they got to the classroom, right on time, too! "Aww, that walk was too short." Ara frowned. "Plus, I'm never going to be any better at Charms." "Of coarse not! You're horrible!" Sirius stuck his tounge out. "I'm better than you!" "You are not!" "Yes, I am! I'll prove it to you." "Fine!" "I can make my feather run faster than yours!" "Bring it on grandma!" "I'm not the grandma, Jen is!" "Right, bring it on girlfriend!" "Ew. I'm not your girlfriend." "Ara, will you be my girlfriend?" "No." "I can still make mine run faster." "Bring it on." "Fine, ready, set, go!" Sirius said and they both started to race their featheres. "Ha! I'm winning!" Sirius chanted. "Not anymore!" "Heya!" "A few more seconds left!" "NOOOO!" "YES!" Ara jumped up from her chair once her feather whent over the finish line. "BUYA! I ROCK! I SO ROCK!"
"Miss Ara, please calm down." Proffessor Flitwick squeaked. "Sorry prof." Ara sat down and seconds later, a note came fluttering onto her desk.
She opened it up and read: Hi Ara. I'm bored -Padfoot
She scribbled something back and tossed it onto Sirius' desk. Hi Siris, I'm pissed -You-Know-Who
OH MY GOD! ITS VOLDIEPOO! -Padfoot
You are slow - Ara
ARA! YOU'RE ALIVE! *hug* -Padfoot
SIRIUS! YOU'RE RAMBLING! *slap* -ARA
Oh come on! Be a little nicer to me! -Padfoot
Why should I be nice to you? It's fun being EVVVVVVVVILL! MWHAHAHAHA - Ara
You're rambling -Padfoot
AM NOT! -Ara
Anyways, lets talk about project Lily James -Padfoot
Project Lily-James needs a new name - Ara
Like...BUNGEE JUMPING MONKIES? -Padfoot
No, like Mission Imposible -Ara
Oh..ok. OH HAHAHHA! I GET IT! HEHE! MISSION IMPOSIBLE! GOOD ONE! -Padfoot
Hardy har har. -Ara
HAHAHAH! HARDY HAR HAR! THATS SOOO FUNNY! -Padfoot
Right... -Ara
You know you love me. -Padfoot
That was random -Ara
So you DONT DENY IT? -Padfoot
You're right, I think you're hot -Ara
REALLY?-Padfoot
No -Ara
You know, I have feelings, too! -Padfoot
No you dont -Ara
I do TO! -Padfoot
We're rambling -Ara
Ok! Bye then -Padfoot
Buh bye -Ara
I looooooooove you! -padfoot
Ara smiled and pocketed the usless note. The rest of the class was boring - IF you weren't Lily.
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"Wow, Ara, when was the last time we were here?" Lily asked, her back slumped againsted a tree, staring into the lake.
"First year." Ara replied with the same dreamy expresion as Lily.
"It's amazing." Jen sighed.
"Yeah, it is. So, people, my people, lets talk." Ara smiled focusing her eyes on Lily.
"Ok. Well, I'm going to try out for Quiditch, since the Gryfindor chaser is dropping out, James is going to fill in that position, so I'll try for seeker. No matter what James says." Lily smiled.
"Are you mad at James?" Jen cocked her haid to the side.
"Not now. But sometimes..I dont know. He can just be such a pain in the arse. He's sexist and a player. I can't really take him that seriously."
"Just give him a chance!" Ara frowned.
"A chance? For what?" Lily chuckled.
"Oh, come on Lily. Isn't it obviouse? He loves you!" Jen cried.
"Love? James can't love. He dosent even have a crush on me!" Lily said nervously.
"Lils. Remember you told us he almost kissed you?" Ara reminded her of the insedent.
"Well, mabye he wasn't. Or mabye it was just the perfect timing, and he didnt mean it." Lily tried to find an excuse.
"No, Lily, thats not it." Jen shook her head.
"Do you like him?" Ara asked, which was followed by silence.
"As a friend? Yes. As more than that? I'm not sure. I'm worried I'll just be one of the girlfriends he picks up on the side walk and then dumps her back out onto the street. I'm sure he really is sweet, but so far I can't trust him with my heart."
"So you like him?"
"Hey, I never said that!"
"So you don't like him?"
Silence..
"I never said that." Lily finally said. "But to take the limelight off me, Ara, what about Siri boy?"
Ara smiled as she played with some grass. "He's nice. Really nice. Sweet..fuunny." She said dreamily.
"Well somebody likes Sirius." Jen rolled her eyes.
"Just a little though." Sudenly, Ara turned back to herself. "IF YOU DARE SAY ANTHING-"
"Ara, we wont!" Lily chidded.
Ara sighed. "Ok. Jen. You're turn."
"Huh."
"Remi?"
"Oh. Er..he's sweet and nice and funny and cute." She said quickly looking at her shoes.
"I'll let that slip." Lily sighed.
"Damn, I just realized something. Here we are, three girls who dont drool over boys, talking about boys. That's freaky." Ara said comming into reality.
Lily bit her lip and Jen looked worried. "You're right."
"Only because its this once does not in any way mean we are girly girls." Lily pointed out.
"I guess. Any ways, on lighter tones, Quiditch!" Ara rubbed her hands together.
"Falmouth Flacons rock!" She grinned.
"Nah ah! Chudley Cannons! I mean, sure, they haven't been doing to good the past ten years, but they WILL make a comeback!" Ara shook her finger.
"No way in hell! It's going to be the Tutshill Tornados!"
"Yeah, they are good." Jen shrugged her sholders but added quickly, "But Falmouth Flacons are still the best."
"BUT! Remember the last game when the Chudley's seeker pulled out a Wronksi Feint!"
"It was impresive, but only impresive. But the Tornados pulled TWO of those on the Chuds!"
"Last year when the Falcons play, they pulled off a Porskoff Ploy with each score.They also did a few Dopple Beater Defences. And dont forget a few years ago they did a perfect Woollongong Shimmy. You have to admit that take practice!" Jen debated.
"Well the Tornados are still on the top. And by pure talent!"
"Chudley Cannons will have a comeback! I sware!"
"Falmouth Fancons rock the boat!"
"Let's go swim!" Ara yelled.
"That was random." Lily laughed.
"Let's go up."
"Promise me we'll come tomorrow?" Ara pleaded.
"Yes Arabella-"
"ARA!"
"Yes Ara." Finished Lily.
The three girls picked their stuff up and walked up to the castle, laughing and playing all the way there. (A/N: And this little piggy when wee wee wee, all the way home.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "What'd she say?" Sirius grabbed Ara's shoulder as they made their way into the common room.
"Why don't you ask her yourself?"
"You think she'd tell me?"
"Of coarse! She's your friend!"
"Alrighty. Thanks Ara dear!" Sirius said and kissed her on the CHEEK. Ara was taken by surprise, but recovered quickly and stuck her foot out and tripped Sirius.
"Owie! What was that for?" He pouted.
"Nah ah ah! Don't ever do that again or I'll rip you into pieces." She tutted.
"Meanie." He mummbled as he walked off. He stopped by Remus and told him, "Come with me to set up an office." Remus nodded and they both pulled up a chair and sat down and called, "Lily! Into my office please!"
Lily looked up from her homework and laughed as she made her way to the "office".
"Hello Sir Siri, Sir Remi. What'd you want?" She grinned.
"Do you like James?" Remus asked imediatly.
"Why do people keep asking me that?" She sighed, "As a friend. And a friend only, I think. I'm sure he's sweet and everthing deep down." She stopped. "Very very deep down. Right now he's only a good friend. Sure I mean he is a tiny bit charming, you didnt hear that from me, but he is a womanizer! I can't trust him like that! I mean sure he is really nice and charming, but.." Lily explained.
Sirius nodded, "I see. You may go now." He shoed her away.
"JAMES! MY OFFICE NOW!" Sirius called. James walked up to the "office" and sat down. Lily gave Sirius a warning glance.
"Don't worry Lils, this is all confidential!" Sirius called to her. "She likes you, but as a friend and only a friend. She says your a womanizer and that she can't trust you with her luv." Sirius blurted out to James, who frowned.
"But I really do like her!" James pouted.
"Are you sure its not just a little crush? Tell me, why do you like Lily?" Remus asked, jotting down notes.
"She's pretty." He shrugged.
"Is that all?" Sirius looked worried.
"No, she's not like most girls!" James said, and looked proud of himself for the "detailed explination".
"So you like her because she's a challenge?" Remus asked, also looking worried.
"No! No! She actually has brains! She's smart and really fun to hang around with. She makes you feel better when you're sad and sticks up for you. She makes me laugh whenver she says something, and whatever she does say is always the right thing. She's just perfect!" James said quickly, and caught his breath in the end.
Remus smiled. "Good. Now I want you to think. To make her yours, what do you need to do?"
"Tell her?" He shrugged.
"Not yet. Be nice to her. Do her favors, give her compliments, give her a shoulder to cry on. Come on, you know Lily, what does she like?"
"Music." He laughed.
"Seranade to her!" Sirius bounced up and down.
"No, dont!" Remus stuck his hand out.
"Yes, yes! Do it!" James looked from Remus to Sirius.
"Sorry Padfoot! But you're just not that...great with the ladies." James shook his head.
"I am too!" He looked offended.
"Yes, but only because you're 'Oh So Charming!'" Remus mocked in a girly voice.
"Hmph." Sirius crossed his arms.
"Anyways, just be nice to Lily." Remus continued.
"I can do that!"
"And no flirting with other girls what so ever, no more dumping girls for other girls after two days. You hear me?" Remus pointed a finger threateningly at James
James nodded. "Thank you Dr.Phil." (A/N: WRONG ERA! I KNOW! LIVE WITH IT!)
"You're welcome!" Sirius smiled gleefully.
James happily ran off to sit next to Lily while Remus and Sirius sighed.
"He's fallen hard." Remus shook his head.
"Don't you wish Ara would take that shirt- I mean sweater off?" Sirius asked dreamily.
"Not TWO of you!" Remus shouted.
"Three of us." Sirius corrected.
"I do not like Jen!" Remus started but was interupted.
"I never said that! BUT! You would do anything for her." Sirius smirked.
"I would not-"
"Hey Remus, we need help with DADA back there. Come." Jen snuck up on them and ordered.
"Sure!" Remus hopped up and walked back with her.
"I am SO smart!" Sirius patted himself on the back as he got off his chair.
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"Hey Lils." James smiled as he sat down next to her.
Lily looked up from her work, "Oh hi!" She secretly wondered whether Sirius had said anything to James.
"So what ya doing?"
"Transfiguration. God I suck at this." She said laying her quill down.
"I don't!" He said gleefully.
"Yeah, I know."
"I'll help you!" James offred.
Lily smiled, "Really? Thanks!"
"What are friends for?" He asked taking the textbook in his lap.
"Before you trasnfigure something, you have to be able to imagine it in your head. Now imagine a frog, and only a frog." James read.
"Ok." Lily nodded.
"Now concentrate very hard on changing something into a frog. Flick, wave, and say Animogial."
Lily closed her eyes. "Animogial."
She didnt hear James say good job or something of the sort, so her eyes quickly fluttered open to see what disaster she'd caused.
"James?" Lily asked, looking around her. He was nowhere in sight!
"RIIIBET!" A frog croaked from in front of Lily.
She gasped and took the frog in her hand. "JAMES?"
The frog croaked as in replying to his name.
"Oh God I'm so sorry!" She said quickly and bit her lip.
"ARA!" She called, turning her head she saw she was busy talking to Sirius. Oh Well!
"ARA! GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE THIS INSTANT!"
"YES MAAM YES!" Ara rolled her eyes and relluctantly got up.
"Who's the frog." Ara asked knowingly.
"James." Lily sighed.
"Kiss him!" Ara teased.
"Eww!"
"Fine then! I guess he'll just have to stay that way!" Ara smirked and stood up.
"NO! Ara! HELP!"
Ara sat back down. "Fine, but only because he's my friend, too."
"And I'm not?" Lily tried to look hurt.
"Of coarse not! You're my best friend!" Ara said simply.
"Ah! I must have forgotten!" Lily grinned happily.
"Antianimo." Ara waved her wand and James sprouted back to his original self.
"I AM SO SORRY!" Lily cried as soon as he was himself.
"It's fine. It was fun!" James lied. Lily took her wand out again and gave him a look that said 'Again?'.
"Not THAT fun." He said quickly. "And thank you Ara for returning me."
Ara nodded, smiled, waved, and trotted away.
"Hey James." Lily whispered.
"What??"
"I have a feeling they're up to something."
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