Chapter 5 - When I say jump.
Neo looks up from the television.
Neo: This is really the world?
Morpheus: Yes, Neo. You have been living in a dream world. It's hard, I know-
Neo: Whoa! This is UNREAL!
Morpheus: Well, actually, it's real. The life you've been living IS unreal. There was no such thing as the Chinese Noodle Palace or MTV.
Neo: So no more MTV for me? Noooooooooo!!!
Morpheus: Zippit. Anyway, Tank, load the program.
The scene changes - they are under a big top. Morpheus is hanging from a trapeze.
Morpheus: Not THAT program.
Tank: My fault. Sorry.
They are at a crossing. On the other side of the road stand vast numbers of black-suited businesspeople.
Neo: Boooooring!
Morpheus: Now, Neo, you must learn to distinguish between what is real and what is not. Blah blah blah blah.
A woman in a red dress walks past. She smiles at Neo.
Morpheus: Neo, were you listening to me? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
Neo: I, er..
Morpheus: Look again.
Neo turns round, and jumps. The woman is brandishing an Uzi at him and smoking a cigar.
Morpheus: Never trust a woman.
Sophie: I cannot believe I just wrote that.
Neo: Eep.
Morpheus: Tank, hold it.
Everything freezes, apart from Morpheus and Neo.
Neo: This is just too weird.
Morpheus: This is going nowhere. Load the jump program.
They are standing on a very large trampoline.
Morpheus: Now, I want you to do exactly what I do.
He jumps, does a quadruple somersault, spins a bit, and lands gracefully.
Neo: Whoa. Ok. Okaaay. Free your mind. I can do that. Free mind.
*Cut back to the Neb*
Trinity: He won't make it.
Siphon: Sluuuuuuurp.
*Back again*
Neo: Okay. One. Two. Three.
He jumps.
Neo: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
He falls onto the concrete, which does not form a stretchy trampoline-type thing.
Morpheus: Oops.
He jumps down and uses a shovel to extract Neo from the Neo-shaped dent in the road.
Morpheus: Come on. Let's go.
They walk off hand in hand into the sunset while Sophie thinks of a new chapter.
Neo looks up from the television.
Neo: This is really the world?
Morpheus: Yes, Neo. You have been living in a dream world. It's hard, I know-
Neo: Whoa! This is UNREAL!
Morpheus: Well, actually, it's real. The life you've been living IS unreal. There was no such thing as the Chinese Noodle Palace or MTV.
Neo: So no more MTV for me? Noooooooooo!!!
Morpheus: Zippit. Anyway, Tank, load the program.
The scene changes - they are under a big top. Morpheus is hanging from a trapeze.
Morpheus: Not THAT program.
Tank: My fault. Sorry.
They are at a crossing. On the other side of the road stand vast numbers of black-suited businesspeople.
Neo: Boooooring!
Morpheus: Now, Neo, you must learn to distinguish between what is real and what is not. Blah blah blah blah.
A woman in a red dress walks past. She smiles at Neo.
Morpheus: Neo, were you listening to me? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
Neo: I, er..
Morpheus: Look again.
Neo turns round, and jumps. The woman is brandishing an Uzi at him and smoking a cigar.
Morpheus: Never trust a woman.
Sophie: I cannot believe I just wrote that.
Neo: Eep.
Morpheus: Tank, hold it.
Everything freezes, apart from Morpheus and Neo.
Neo: This is just too weird.
Morpheus: This is going nowhere. Load the jump program.
They are standing on a very large trampoline.
Morpheus: Now, I want you to do exactly what I do.
He jumps, does a quadruple somersault, spins a bit, and lands gracefully.
Neo: Whoa. Ok. Okaaay. Free your mind. I can do that. Free mind.
*Cut back to the Neb*
Trinity: He won't make it.
Siphon: Sluuuuuuurp.
*Back again*
Neo: Okay. One. Two. Three.
He jumps.
Neo: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
He falls onto the concrete, which does not form a stretchy trampoline-type thing.
Morpheus: Oops.
He jumps down and uses a shovel to extract Neo from the Neo-shaped dent in the road.
Morpheus: Come on. Let's go.
They walk off hand in hand into the sunset while Sophie thinks of a new chapter.