Lightning-Dono: Okay, this is a fan-blooper-fic I'm going to make for Shaman King! This is going to be so FUN! If you're familiar with the dub, I want to say...I'm using the japanese names in this one also, because when I don't, it sounds very awkward to me. (I mean...ZEKE!? =o)

The scenes are indicated as they are put inside /these/. ^^

Not all of these things exist in the anime and manga, so don't ask me about them!

[Disclaimer] To put it simply, I don't own Shaman King. It'd be nice if I did, though. =)

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Director: "Okay, everyone, time to play that part again!"

Cast: "Hai!"

/Anna walks into Yoh's room with a bag of clothing while Yoh is pretending to sleep in his sleeping bag/

Anna: "It's your last night in town and you didn't even say goodbye...Ew, Yoh! You're drooling!"

Yoh: "Oops! I'm so sorry!"

Anna: "DIRECTOR!"

Director: "Uh, let's move on and come back to fix those little things. Let's go onto another scene!"

/Yoh is at school, sitting at his desk and half falling asleep/

Yoh: *yawn* "School is so boring..." *head drops to desk*

/Anna walks up the isle/

Anna: "Wake up!" *slaps Yoh infront of the entire class*

Director: "CUT! What was that for, Miss. Kyôyama Anna!?"

Anna: "Excuse me Director, but you know me. It was all natural instinct."

Director: "Next scene..."

/Hao is extracting Yoh's soul and eating it...or is about to/

Hao: "This is GROSS! Hell no!" *backs away from Yoh's body*

Yoh: *somehow wakes up* "Huh? Where am I?"

Director: "HAO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

Hao: "You know what I'm doing. This is disgusting!"

Ren: "C'mon, it won't even taste like anything!"

Hao: =O

Ren: --;

Director: "Okay, instead, you can just trap Yoh's soul in this corked bottle."

Hao: "Hey, nice idea!"

/Yoh runs out of the scene/

Director: "Another scene, then..."

/Manta is sitting out infront of the Inn with Tamao/ (The Inn is where Anna, Yoh, and such peoples live now. It was formerly an Inn.)

Manta: "The stars are bright tonight, huh?"

Tamao: "Yes..."

/Suddenly, Yoh, dressed in a bear costume emerges from the line of trees indicating the edge of the woods/

Yoh: "RAR!"

Tamao: "OMIGOSH! MANTA, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"

Director: "CUT! Yoh, you're supposed to be asleep!"

Yoh: "Oh...I am? Why didn't you say so?" *takes off bear costume, walks into Inn and goes to sleep*

Director: "Oh, wow...NEXT SCENE!"

/Yoh is 'dead' and Anna is crying over him/

Anna: "Yoh...You promised me you wouldn't lose! That you wouldn't leave me! Yoh..." *sobs*

/Yoh stands up/

Anna: "Yoh! You're alive!" *glomps Yoh*

Director: "CUT! Yoh, why are you standing up?!"

Yoh: "It's nice having Anna crying buckets over me, but that position is uncomfortable."

Director: "ARGH! NEXT SCENE!"

/Yoh and Anna are standing on a balcony on the Inn and see a comet fly by the sky/

Yoh: "Wow..."

Anna: "Yoh, are you worried about the Shaman Tournament?"

Yoh: "Why should I be?"

Anna: "I-I just thought my training wouldn't be enough."

Yoh: "I'll be fine...Hey, I think I see someone on that comet!"

Anna: "Uh...I do to...Who is that?"

/Hao is up on the comet with Ryu, waving down at them/

Hao: "Hi, guys! The view is great up here!"

Ryu: *singing* "I'm going around the world on this comet..."

Anna: "Yoh, this is weird. How come we can see and hear them?"

Yoh: "I don't really know why..."

Director: "CUT! This scene was PERFECT and you had to ruin it! GET OFF THAT PAPER COMET! NOW!

/Hao falls off the comet and drags Ryu down/

Director: "Aiyiyiyiyi...Guys, stop messing around! NEXT SCENE!"

/Yoh had bought a soda while he is on a walk with Anna/

Yoh: "Here, Anna."

Anna: "Arigatou...I don't know what to say..."

Yoh: "I'm glad you like it."

Anna: "Don't start celebrating yet! WHAT IS THIS!?" *shoves soda can into Yoh's face*

Yoh: "What? It's the newest kind of soda around, Anna!"

Anna: "'FISH & GRAPEFRUIT' FLAVORED!?" *throws can into Yoh's face*

Director: "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING, KYôYAMA-SAN!?"

Anna: "What? Would -you- like 'Fish & Grapefruit' flavored soda? Huh? HUH!?"

Director: "We'll just leave it then..."

/Manta is carrying his books home from school and walking with Yoh/

Manta: "So, Yoh, are you hungry?"

Yoh: "Was I ever not?"

Manta: "No. I guess I shouldn't have asked." *pulls out a picture of Yoh as a baby crying*

And guess what it says on the back! It says 'Yoh as a hungry little boy'!"

Yoh: "WHERE'D YOU FIND THAT!?"

Manta: "Anna gave it to me! Hahahaha-,"

/Yoh leaps over and strangles Manta/

Director: "Urgh...Argh...YOH! STOP!"

/They are redoing the scene above/

Manta: "So, Yoh, are you hungry?"

Yoh: "Iie."

Manta: "Why not?"

Yoh: "I don't want you to show me that picture again." *shudders*

Director: "CUT! MEMORIZE YOUR SCRIPT!"

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**I will add more to this...=D**