berkadoodles : FKFH

summary: what if the final fantasy and kingdom hearts characters join the berkadoodles for a show, or maybe more... R&R

author's note: bwahahaha!1!! this is gonna be crazy! i hope! bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! i hope everyone likes it! oh ya! please, everybody, even if you dont know the berkadoodles, just think that they're crazy people! kay? okay! happy reading! ^_^ R&R please. ^_^

disclaimer: i do not own final fantasy vii, viii, ix, x, x-2 and xii. i also do not own kingdom hearts 1 & 2. but i will... bwahahaha!!!! i wish i owned square. but i cant! whaa!!!!! T_T

--==berkadoodles : Final Kingdom Fantasy Hearts==--

karura: uwai!!! i'm in a show! im in a fanfic! i'm in a show!

turtle: yay! we're in a show! we're in a fanfic! we're in a show!

anna d(from now on as dollface or anna-chan): oh great... we were gonna buy tokyo mew mew mangas today..

roxci: yay! the berkadoodles are here!

anna p(from now on as aika): yay! everyone's here!

farah: shockadudes! we have our own show!

reg: yay! can we say hi to our classmates!

anna-chan: yay! hiya to our---

karura: okay! enough of this stuff! i wanna get to the show!

tidus: they're crazy huh?

wakka: ya! with the way they hog the camera, ya!

karura: *notices the camera's recording* OMG!!!! i didn't know we're already recording! authoress!!

authoress: what now, karura?

karura: you didnt say lights camera action... and you're already recording

authoress: oh should i say that?

karura: ya!

squall: dumb...

karura: whaa!!! squall is so mean to me!! anna-chan!!!!

authoress: okay,from now on, it's live okay? today we have the FF and KH characters i know. i will include the characters i know from ffxii and kingdom hearts 2. sora, and the others wil be dressed as they are in kingdom hearts 2. okay... lights, camera, *everyone sits on their own places* action!!!!!

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karura: yay! we finally have our own tv show!!! ooooooooh! i really like my chair! it's green!

anna-chan: umm... karura?

karura: ya?

anna-chan: can we let our guests enter now?

karura: oh ya! i completly forot about that.

anna-chan: see? you ARE kite's little sister!

karura: am not! okay, our first guest is...

farah: sora! from kingdom hearts 1 & 2!

*sora enters wearing his black clothing which he will wear in KH2*

karura: uwa!!! i really like it! gimme gimme!!! *starts to run to sora but is interrupted by reg* *reg pulls karura back to her seat* whaa!!! i want to touch sora's black clothes!!! can't i even get his autograph!?! whaa!!! weggie!!! lemme go!!!

reg: i'm not weggie!!!!!

sora(thinking): OMG! they are sooo crazy!!! *gets creeped out*

karura: okay! from now on, i will try my best not to get fed up with sora's black clothing and he ff fave characs.

aika: next up on our list is... is this, pronounced as ti-dus? or tay-dus?

tidus: it's ti-dus!

roxci: OMG! look at his hair! no wonder karura wanted his hair!

tidus: wh-what!?!?!

karura: pretty hair! ^_^ *can't stand up because anna-chan put sticky tape on her chair*

anna-chan: i knew you wouldnt keep your promise!

karura: like i said, i'll TRY!!!!!

turtle: next up is... yuna!

*yuna enters wearing her summoner dress*

yuna: hi everyone!

karura: yuna's hair! pretty hair!!! whaa!!! please!!! no more sticky tape! *the authoress puts sticky tape on karura's mouth* hrm! mmhrhrmhmh! rmhhrmh!!! hrmrh!!! (translation: hey! i wanna talk! lemme go!!! whaaa!!!)

roxci: yuna, you were supposed to wear your sphere hunter dress.

yuna: oh!? *spherechanges into her gunner dressphere* much better?

tidus: yup!

sora: how come i'm the only KH character!?!

aika: we haven't introduced everyone yet!

sora: oh...

turtle: okay, to make this straight, we'll just say the names of the character and then they enter. one by one. okay?

audience: sure!

roxci: and we're going to do this stuff again, so yuna, tidus, sora, i'm sorry, you have to go backstage again. *and the three go backstage*

turtle: thank you!

farah: from ffvii, we have today, cloud, aerith, sephiroth and tifa! *as the characters enters fangirls scream and fanboys howl*

reg: from ffviii, we have squall, rinoa, seifer, zell, selphie, irvine and laguna. *audience becomes angry for not letting the other characs in*

anna-chan: sorry that some of the characters in ffviii will not show up because the invitations were all.... ummm.... you dont wanna know... it's, too horrible!!

reg: ya... karura really... whoops!! haha... ^_^ now the characters from ffix! turtle!

turtle: *nods* from ffix! zidane, dagger, vivi and eiko!

audience: hey! where are the other characters!?!?!?!

anna-chan: same story! ^_^ we're really sorry! if you're mad, please complain to karura, not to us.

karura: *somehow managed to get the sticky tape off* hey! you're mean! okay! i'll introdue the characters to ffx! here's tidus, yuna, auron, rikku, wakka, kimahri, lulu and... what!?! seymour's here!?!?!

*when the first seven entered, everyone cheered*

*as seymour enters everyone boos* (sorry to seymour fans -_- )

seymour: hmph!

roxci: from ffx-2, we have paine, gippal, nooj, baralai,lenne and shuyin!

*enters and everyone cheers*

aika: and last but not least! rom kingdom hearts, sora, riku, kairi, donald, goofy and king mickey!

*as the party enters, everyone starts cheering*

mickey: haha! hiya folks!

karura: yay! mickey! i found the hidden mickey! oh wait, mickey's not hidden, oh well... hmm... hey wait a minute!!

*everyone stops*

karura: what about final fantas xii!!!!!! whaa!!!!

anna-chan: oh ya! from final fantasy xii! here's vaan, ashe, balflear and fran!

*everyone cheers, especially karura*

karura: OMG!!!!! a lot of them are my fave characs!!

anna-chan: everyone! please keep an eye on karura bear!

karura: hey! *gasps* oh no! look at the time, it's time for the commercial break that lasts until the next update!

everyone: aww.....

karura: but dont worry! we'll update soon until you, the readers, give at least two reviews!!!! oki?

berkadoodles(anna-chan, aika, roxci, turtle, farah, reg and karura): we're the berkadoodles! and see ya till the next update! ^_^

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did you like it? did ya? did ya? i hope you did! i was hoping for crazy!!!! i hope it was. also funny! i hope people will like this one... everyon doesnt seem to review on my fics! whaa!!! T_T well, R&R please!!!! oh ya! umm... i'm sorry if some of you might think i'm copying the other authors of other crossovers. but i wanna say that i just cant think of anything else to do. so please, let me... ^_^ thank you very much. oh ya! and sorry if you sent an anonymous review, i forgot! i turned the no anonymous thingi on. but now it's off! so you can send anonymous reviews now! happy reading! R&R please!