Harry Potter and the evil git.
You-Know-Who's pissed off and we don't know why, Harry and co are going to make him cry. Dumbledore's old and he's getting high, he may be possessed by some evil guy!
By Megan, Hayley and Jess.
Dedicated to "BOM BOM" (Basil Brush) and to all badger lovers everywhere!
Disclaimer: Everything Harry Potter related is either the property of J.K Rowling or Warner Bros.
Rated 'R' for language and sexual situations
A/N: Don't worry about our sing song things, just enjoy the story and please review.
Chapter one
DIRTY THOUGHTS...
Harry Potter woke to find the sun shining through his cramped bedroom window illuminating his room. This morning Harry was particularly happy to be leaving Privet drive because this would be the last time he saw the Dursley's for quite a while. Harry was sick of Dudley's whining from being "starving" on the ozone diet, even though he ate two plates of breakfast and stole Harry's as well. Harry was very excited to be heading back to Hogwarts because Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter had indeed broken the ancient grudge between Slytherin and Gryffindor themselves. The outcome from this happened to be that Draco and Harry were now lovers and Gryffindors and Slytherins were the best of friends, or at least on speaking terms with each other. (Hermione Granger and Millicent Bullstrode tried but secretly attacked each other during dueling sessions.)
Harry was pushed out of the Dursley's moving car only to find his best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger standing there.
"Hiya Harry," said Ron.
"Hi Ronnie, hi Herm," said Harry giving them a 'oh-be-nice' hand movement.
"Have you read the new textbooks?" said Hermione keenly.
"Hermione, one of them is FIVE THOUSAND pages long! You can't seriou-"Ron stopped as though he was frozen.
"Ron, are you okay?" Hermione poked him and tried to get his attention.
"She's...gorgeous!" Ron muttered.
"Um, quite a pick Ronnie, personally I prefer fellas. Oh look, talking of fellas there's Dean and Seamus. Dean! Seamus!" Harry called.
Seamus dragged Dean to the group who had the very same look as Ron just had and his eyes were suspiciously in the direction of the two girls who had just gotten on to the train. "Man, she was a babe!" Dean said.
"Yeah, talk about hot!" Ron said.
Suddenly a sexy voice appeared from behind them.
"Well, I have been working out you know. I do have to impress my boyfriend...Hey babe, miss me." Draco turned to Harry and kissed him right there on the lips.
"For Merlin's sake, we saw you yesterday Draco!" Ron said.
"Ah yes Ronnie, but when you are in love a day seems like a year," said Draco dreamingly grabbing Harry's arm and pulling him off to a deserted corner. (Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.)
The rest of the group followed, pulling Harry and Draco onto the train or they would have surely missed it. They found a free compartment and all six of them sat down, Harry and Draco practically on top of each other. The train left the station and they were all deep in conversation with each other when the compartment door slid open and there stood a very well filled out Ginny.
"Hey guys, have you seen the four new sixth graders?" Ron and Dean looked at each other and winked.
"Is everything okay there Seamus?" Ginny asked trying not to sound like she was worried even though she secretly fantasised about Seamus all summer.
"Nothing Ginny, just um that you're um extremely pretty." Seamus muttered.
Ginny went as red as the colour of her hair. Ginny grinned at Seamus and he invited her to sit down.
Five minutes later there was another knock at the compartment door and the three new Quidditch coaches entered. Fred, George and Oliver Wood, who currently were attending Nemonian Wizard College and were studying Quidditch at Hogwarts. At least that's what Mrs. Weasley thought but Fred and George were planning to open a joke shop in Hogsmeade. Hermione noticed that both of the Weasley's had changed and in her opinion there was no finer person than Frederick Weasley. Meanwhile Fred was looking at Hermione in a new light, she had definitely grown in many many ways.
Suddenly there was some seductive sexy voices coming from outside. Ron and Dean practically fell over each other trying to get to the door. They flung open the door and fell on the floor to see the hottest drop dead gorgeous girls in the whole of sixth grade.
"They must the new girls," whispered Dean transfixed.
"Damn right," said Ron.
"Hi boys," said the stunningly beautiful green-eyed girl.
Dean practically bowed at her feet as if she was a goddess. The green-eyed girl noticed the West Ham football shirt Dean was wearing and suddenly seemed VERY interested.
"Do you fancy football?" she asked him keenly.
"Um, yeah um love it. Muggle born are you?" Dean said very quickly.
"Yeah I am actually. I have only come to school this year, parents are rich and fussy you see, when they found out I was a witch wanted us to be home schooled. But since they're divorced now my sister and I, Charity, have been sent to Hogwarts."
"What about you?" Ron asked the drop dead gorgeous brown-eyed girl.
"Oh, yeah pureblood actually. Father works at Ministry of Magic in Europe, Misuse of Muggle artifacts. He adores muggles. Just moved here from Europe you see. We are living in Northern Ireland. "
A huge smile spread across Ron's face.
"Sorry girls, didn't quite catch your names there," Dean said.
"Oh, I'm Hayley. Hayley Goss. And you are?" she asked.
"Oh, Dean Thomas."
"I'm Megan Blee. Pleasure to meet you," she said thinking it WAS a pleasure to meet two stunning guys on her first day.
"I'm Ron by the way. Ron Weasley."
The four of them went back into the compartment all pleased with themselves.
You-Know-Who's pissed off and we don't know why, Harry and co are going to make him cry. Dumbledore's old and he's getting high, he may be possessed by some evil guy!
By Megan, Hayley and Jess.
Dedicated to "BOM BOM" (Basil Brush) and to all badger lovers everywhere!
Disclaimer: Everything Harry Potter related is either the property of J.K Rowling or Warner Bros.
Rated 'R' for language and sexual situations
A/N: Don't worry about our sing song things, just enjoy the story and please review.
Chapter one
DIRTY THOUGHTS...
Harry Potter woke to find the sun shining through his cramped bedroom window illuminating his room. This morning Harry was particularly happy to be leaving Privet drive because this would be the last time he saw the Dursley's for quite a while. Harry was sick of Dudley's whining from being "starving" on the ozone diet, even though he ate two plates of breakfast and stole Harry's as well. Harry was very excited to be heading back to Hogwarts because Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter had indeed broken the ancient grudge between Slytherin and Gryffindor themselves. The outcome from this happened to be that Draco and Harry were now lovers and Gryffindors and Slytherins were the best of friends, or at least on speaking terms with each other. (Hermione Granger and Millicent Bullstrode tried but secretly attacked each other during dueling sessions.)
Harry was pushed out of the Dursley's moving car only to find his best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger standing there.
"Hiya Harry," said Ron.
"Hi Ronnie, hi Herm," said Harry giving them a 'oh-be-nice' hand movement.
"Have you read the new textbooks?" said Hermione keenly.
"Hermione, one of them is FIVE THOUSAND pages long! You can't seriou-"Ron stopped as though he was frozen.
"Ron, are you okay?" Hermione poked him and tried to get his attention.
"She's...gorgeous!" Ron muttered.
"Um, quite a pick Ronnie, personally I prefer fellas. Oh look, talking of fellas there's Dean and Seamus. Dean! Seamus!" Harry called.
Seamus dragged Dean to the group who had the very same look as Ron just had and his eyes were suspiciously in the direction of the two girls who had just gotten on to the train. "Man, she was a babe!" Dean said.
"Yeah, talk about hot!" Ron said.
Suddenly a sexy voice appeared from behind them.
"Well, I have been working out you know. I do have to impress my boyfriend...Hey babe, miss me." Draco turned to Harry and kissed him right there on the lips.
"For Merlin's sake, we saw you yesterday Draco!" Ron said.
"Ah yes Ronnie, but when you are in love a day seems like a year," said Draco dreamingly grabbing Harry's arm and pulling him off to a deserted corner. (Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.)
The rest of the group followed, pulling Harry and Draco onto the train or they would have surely missed it. They found a free compartment and all six of them sat down, Harry and Draco practically on top of each other. The train left the station and they were all deep in conversation with each other when the compartment door slid open and there stood a very well filled out Ginny.
"Hey guys, have you seen the four new sixth graders?" Ron and Dean looked at each other and winked.
"Is everything okay there Seamus?" Ginny asked trying not to sound like she was worried even though she secretly fantasised about Seamus all summer.
"Nothing Ginny, just um that you're um extremely pretty." Seamus muttered.
Ginny went as red as the colour of her hair. Ginny grinned at Seamus and he invited her to sit down.
Five minutes later there was another knock at the compartment door and the three new Quidditch coaches entered. Fred, George and Oliver Wood, who currently were attending Nemonian Wizard College and were studying Quidditch at Hogwarts. At least that's what Mrs. Weasley thought but Fred and George were planning to open a joke shop in Hogsmeade. Hermione noticed that both of the Weasley's had changed and in her opinion there was no finer person than Frederick Weasley. Meanwhile Fred was looking at Hermione in a new light, she had definitely grown in many many ways.
Suddenly there was some seductive sexy voices coming from outside. Ron and Dean practically fell over each other trying to get to the door. They flung open the door and fell on the floor to see the hottest drop dead gorgeous girls in the whole of sixth grade.
"They must the new girls," whispered Dean transfixed.
"Damn right," said Ron.
"Hi boys," said the stunningly beautiful green-eyed girl.
Dean practically bowed at her feet as if she was a goddess. The green-eyed girl noticed the West Ham football shirt Dean was wearing and suddenly seemed VERY interested.
"Do you fancy football?" she asked him keenly.
"Um, yeah um love it. Muggle born are you?" Dean said very quickly.
"Yeah I am actually. I have only come to school this year, parents are rich and fussy you see, when they found out I was a witch wanted us to be home schooled. But since they're divorced now my sister and I, Charity, have been sent to Hogwarts."
"What about you?" Ron asked the drop dead gorgeous brown-eyed girl.
"Oh, yeah pureblood actually. Father works at Ministry of Magic in Europe, Misuse of Muggle artifacts. He adores muggles. Just moved here from Europe you see. We are living in Northern Ireland. "
A huge smile spread across Ron's face.
"Sorry girls, didn't quite catch your names there," Dean said.
"Oh, I'm Hayley. Hayley Goss. And you are?" she asked.
"Oh, Dean Thomas."
"I'm Megan Blee. Pleasure to meet you," she said thinking it WAS a pleasure to meet two stunning guys on her first day.
"I'm Ron by the way. Ron Weasley."
The four of them went back into the compartment all pleased with themselves.