Chapter 4: The Lock Picking Lecher, the Grim Ripper, and the need for a barf bag?
"JAKE!!!!!" Amy cried out, running up to the body, tears pouring from her eyes. Everyone, except Amy, stares at Inuyasha in shock. "I....I...It wasn't me! I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!" Inuyasha starts to run out of the room like a lunitic screaming "I WAS FRAMED!!!!" Hiei was getting ready to strike the hanyou down, but was held back by his partner. While Amy was sobbing uncontrollably, she sent a message in telempathy to Jake, who really isn't dead! 'Hey Jake, nice touch with the blood on Inuyasha's sword!' "Yeah well, thank my uncle who works at a butcher shop. He was the one who gave me all of the cow blood. I just mixed in alittle of my own from a cut on my ankle." Jake told her, using a microphone he has that can be heard in a hidden speaker in Amy's right ear. 'Well who's next? Because I do believe it is still your move.' "No it isn't. I forfited the rest of my turn when I 'died', so it is now your move." Then Jake noticed, through a monitor that was showing the point of view from a painting's eyes, which had a hidden camera inside, that Miroku was coming up to Amy. "We can do Miroku next!" he told her. 'Hey! Didn't you say it was my turn!'
Miroku helped Amy off the floor while saying; "I morn for you and your friend. But I hope that you can take comfort in the knowledge that he has gone to a better place." "Than.....huh?" Amy was about to say 'thanks' when she felt the pervert's hand on her butt. "HENTAI!!!!" She punched him so hard, she accidently let a little of her demon sttrength show to pull this off, Miroku went flying into the same room Inuyasha was suppose to have run into. 'Hentai.....Must....KILL' Amy was suppose to have thought to herself, but accidently relaied that message to Jake as well. "WAIT!!! WAIT!! Amy, please repeat after me in your head. I must NOT kill the Hentai! You know one of the rules about your powers! Break it, and you have to pull a extremly scary prank on Apirl Fools instead to keep your powers!" "Stupid rules. Fine! But the second Halloween's over, the monk dies." "Okay! It looks like everything is set! I even added a video camera this year! Just get ready to listen and watch everyone freak out!" "Cool! Thanks dude." Then the door to the room Miroku was in closed shut. "What was that?" Kieko asked, looking where the sound came from. "Must of been the doors. Those doors always close like that." Amy told them. "Like that! They just close like that!"
"Well, better luck next time." Miroku told himself, before the doors to the room closed. "Huh?" he got up and walked to the door and found out that they had locked automaticly. He took out a couple of paper clips, unbended them, and sticked the ends into the lock.(A/N: this is to let ALL readers know. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!! I tried this trick and it only works on certain types of locks) 'It's a good thing I learned this trick from Inuyasha when the two of us were locked in that broom closet once. Man, times have really changed!' he thought, before noticing that someone was in the room with him. He turned around, and saw someone wearing a brown cloak that covered his entire body. The man also carried what looked like a Scythe in his hands.
"Well, hello friend! I'm Miroku, the traveling monk." Miroku told the man at first, thinking that he could trust him. The man just shudded and walked over, getting his weapon ready to strike. "I guess we're not allies then." the monk said, jumping away from the attack. The Scythe came at Miroku several more times, getting on his nerves. "That's it! WIND TUNNEL!!!!" the monk shouted, sticking his arm at the enemy. Nothing happened.(A/N: Dun Dun Duuuuuuuun! I forgot to mention, this party comes after the gang gets rid of Naraku! He no longer has the Wind Tunnel in his hand!) 'Damn! I forgot! Then again, we defeated Naraku 3 weeks ago!' the monk thought, before getting the taste of the stick end of the Scythe, blacking out.
On the other side of the door, Yusuke and Kagome were trying to knock down the doors, when they heard Miroku shout out 'Wind Tunnel', since Kagome explained to her cousin what had happened to the monk's grandfather, and how it's always passed on to the next generation. She got worried that Miroku still has the curse and didn't want to tell her that he still has it. When the doors had finally opened, they found another dead body!!! I'm not going to tell how this one looks like, incase if it might give a reader reading this nightmares. Let's just say everybody puked at the sight of Miroku.
'JAKE!!!! Did you really have to go that far with Miroku's dummy double!!!' "Well, you did say you were going to kill him, and I didn't know how far you would be with the real body! Let's just say they won't have to lose their lunch later on, when it really happens." 'Ugh! You do know I almost lost my own there, right?!' "Your lunch? Or your body?" 'Oh, very funny! Next time, DON'T go so ugly with the dummy, okay?' "Fine, fine!" 'Let's do Hiei now! From what your friend told me, if he's found dead, everyone will freak out!' "So are we going to get him?" 'Why not the kitchen? That will be a good place for him. watch this.' Then Amy started coughing, making sound like she's going to lose more than her lunch, even thoe they weren't in Miroku's room anymore. "Amy, you alright?" Sango, who FINALLY woke up, asked. "Need..(cough)....pills....." she got out. "Where are they?" Kagome questioned. Amy just looked in the direction where the kitchen was. "Hiei, will you get them?" Kurama told. "Eh! Why should I help some weakly?!" "Because your the fastest one here, and the closes one to the room. And I can always tell Yukina your secret." he told, whispering the last part. "Fine!" he said, dashing to the room, not knowing what was waiting for him.
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Me: Sorry for the long wait! I just had problems thinking up stuff, and writing them on here.
"JAKE!!!!!" Amy cried out, running up to the body, tears pouring from her eyes. Everyone, except Amy, stares at Inuyasha in shock. "I....I...It wasn't me! I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!" Inuyasha starts to run out of the room like a lunitic screaming "I WAS FRAMED!!!!" Hiei was getting ready to strike the hanyou down, but was held back by his partner. While Amy was sobbing uncontrollably, she sent a message in telempathy to Jake, who really isn't dead! 'Hey Jake, nice touch with the blood on Inuyasha's sword!' "Yeah well, thank my uncle who works at a butcher shop. He was the one who gave me all of the cow blood. I just mixed in alittle of my own from a cut on my ankle." Jake told her, using a microphone he has that can be heard in a hidden speaker in Amy's right ear. 'Well who's next? Because I do believe it is still your move.' "No it isn't. I forfited the rest of my turn when I 'died', so it is now your move." Then Jake noticed, through a monitor that was showing the point of view from a painting's eyes, which had a hidden camera inside, that Miroku was coming up to Amy. "We can do Miroku next!" he told her. 'Hey! Didn't you say it was my turn!'
Miroku helped Amy off the floor while saying; "I morn for you and your friend. But I hope that you can take comfort in the knowledge that he has gone to a better place." "Than.....huh?" Amy was about to say 'thanks' when she felt the pervert's hand on her butt. "HENTAI!!!!" She punched him so hard, she accidently let a little of her demon sttrength show to pull this off, Miroku went flying into the same room Inuyasha was suppose to have run into. 'Hentai.....Must....KILL' Amy was suppose to have thought to herself, but accidently relaied that message to Jake as well. "WAIT!!! WAIT!! Amy, please repeat after me in your head. I must NOT kill the Hentai! You know one of the rules about your powers! Break it, and you have to pull a extremly scary prank on Apirl Fools instead to keep your powers!" "Stupid rules. Fine! But the second Halloween's over, the monk dies." "Okay! It looks like everything is set! I even added a video camera this year! Just get ready to listen and watch everyone freak out!" "Cool! Thanks dude." Then the door to the room Miroku was in closed shut. "What was that?" Kieko asked, looking where the sound came from. "Must of been the doors. Those doors always close like that." Amy told them. "Like that! They just close like that!"
"Well, better luck next time." Miroku told himself, before the doors to the room closed. "Huh?" he got up and walked to the door and found out that they had locked automaticly. He took out a couple of paper clips, unbended them, and sticked the ends into the lock.(A/N: this is to let ALL readers know. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!! I tried this trick and it only works on certain types of locks) 'It's a good thing I learned this trick from Inuyasha when the two of us were locked in that broom closet once. Man, times have really changed!' he thought, before noticing that someone was in the room with him. He turned around, and saw someone wearing a brown cloak that covered his entire body. The man also carried what looked like a Scythe in his hands.
"Well, hello friend! I'm Miroku, the traveling monk." Miroku told the man at first, thinking that he could trust him. The man just shudded and walked over, getting his weapon ready to strike. "I guess we're not allies then." the monk said, jumping away from the attack. The Scythe came at Miroku several more times, getting on his nerves. "That's it! WIND TUNNEL!!!!" the monk shouted, sticking his arm at the enemy. Nothing happened.(A/N: Dun Dun Duuuuuuuun! I forgot to mention, this party comes after the gang gets rid of Naraku! He no longer has the Wind Tunnel in his hand!) 'Damn! I forgot! Then again, we defeated Naraku 3 weeks ago!' the monk thought, before getting the taste of the stick end of the Scythe, blacking out.
On the other side of the door, Yusuke and Kagome were trying to knock down the doors, when they heard Miroku shout out 'Wind Tunnel', since Kagome explained to her cousin what had happened to the monk's grandfather, and how it's always passed on to the next generation. She got worried that Miroku still has the curse and didn't want to tell her that he still has it. When the doors had finally opened, they found another dead body!!! I'm not going to tell how this one looks like, incase if it might give a reader reading this nightmares. Let's just say everybody puked at the sight of Miroku.
'JAKE!!!! Did you really have to go that far with Miroku's dummy double!!!' "Well, you did say you were going to kill him, and I didn't know how far you would be with the real body! Let's just say they won't have to lose their lunch later on, when it really happens." 'Ugh! You do know I almost lost my own there, right?!' "Your lunch? Or your body?" 'Oh, very funny! Next time, DON'T go so ugly with the dummy, okay?' "Fine, fine!" 'Let's do Hiei now! From what your friend told me, if he's found dead, everyone will freak out!' "So are we going to get him?" 'Why not the kitchen? That will be a good place for him. watch this.' Then Amy started coughing, making sound like she's going to lose more than her lunch, even thoe they weren't in Miroku's room anymore. "Amy, you alright?" Sango, who FINALLY woke up, asked. "Need..(cough)....pills....." she got out. "Where are they?" Kagome questioned. Amy just looked in the direction where the kitchen was. "Hiei, will you get them?" Kurama told. "Eh! Why should I help some weakly?!" "Because your the fastest one here, and the closes one to the room. And I can always tell Yukina your secret." he told, whispering the last part. "Fine!" he said, dashing to the room, not knowing what was waiting for him.
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Me: Sorry for the long wait! I just had problems thinking up stuff, and writing them on here.