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Kyoté Moon: HELLO!!!!!!! I AM SO SORRY!!!!!
Malik: (looking up from his newspaper) What?
Kyoté Moon: I'm sorry I haven't written in so long! I've had homework and finals and I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: Oh, have you been gone? I didn't notice. (goes back to reading the paper)
Kyoté Moon: What? How could no one have known that I've been gone?
Malik: I don't know. One thing I know, the chapter ended, then I sat down to read, the Earth spun around a lot around the sun, it snowed a lot, then it all melted, then it was summer, and then the trees died, and then it snowed again, and now you're here!
Kyoté Moon: You've been reading the paper for all of this time?
Malik: Yes! It's even funnier backwards. The first letter of every line in this article spells "I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL. PLEASE BRING HELP. I WILL GIVE YOU MY MILLENNIUM ROD IF SOMEONE GETS ME OUT OF THIS FIC. I AM BEING VERY SERIOUS. I HAVEN'T EATEN IN WEEKS AND BAKURA STOPPED MOVING THREE DAYS AGO." Isn't that weird?
Kyoté Moon: Yes, yes it is. Malik, are you unhappy here?
Malik: No, not at all. Everything is peachy! (whispering) Please help me!
Kyoté Moon: You've said too much! To the tundra with you!
Malik: NOOOOO! (disappears and reappears in the frozen tundra) Great. Now I'm stuck here. It's cold, but at least I have food. Hey you, little doggy! Come here!
Wolf: (growls and run towards Malik foaming at the mouth)
Malik: Now that's what I call respect.
(back at Kyoté Moon Studios)
Kyoté Moon: I can only imagine that a wolf is attacking Malik right now.
Bakura: (yawn) I just woke up from a three-day nap. Did I miss anything?
Kyoté Moon: Not much. Now, on with the story.
( )=Action // //= Thinking ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
Ryou: Hmm? I got an e-mail: Dear, Ryou. How do you get your hair to be white? Is it natural? And could you please answer all of the questions that die-hard Ryou fans have really been wanting to here? Sincerely, Kevin Dubrough, MA (he reads it as "mah") Alright, then. I think the question everyone wants answered is the real truth about my relationship with the spirit of the Millennium Ring. I can honestly say that the spirit and I are... Malik: (bursts through the door) Hey, Bakura! I just won $10,000. You want to go shopping?
Bakura: (taking control of Ryou) Boy, do I! (in his rush deletes the e- mail) Let's go!
Malik: Actually, we need a third person.
Bakura: Who do you have in mind?
Malik: Well, no one. Let me see your computer. www.fanfiction.net, Search, Yugioh, Let's Go Shopping!, reviews...I guess everyone voted for Kaiba.
Bakura: Kaiba? He's no fun. Plus, he's already rich. And stuck up.
Malik: There was a vote for Otogi.
Bakura: Who?
Malik: (sigh) Duke Devlin.
Bakura: Ohhh! No, he scares me a little. His hair is...(shudders)plus he's rich, too.
Malik: The only other vote was for Ryou.
Ryou: I'll do it!
Bakura: No you won't I want to go!
Malik: We're wasting time! We need to choose now!
Radio Host Guy: He's right! Time is ticking!
Bakura: How did you get in here?
Radio Host Guy: The door was open! And so is this window! (jumps out of it)
Malik: So who are we taking?
Bakura: Wait. I have an idea...
*A little later*
Yugi: Wow! It sure is nice of you guys to take me on your big shopping trip with you.
Bakura: Oh, it's really...(tries to take the Millennium Puzzle when Yugi isn't looking, but Yugi turns back around)...our pleasure.
Malik: Yes, I can think of no better...(also tries to take the Puzzle, but can't get it in time)...way to spend the afternoon than with my only friend and mortal enemy.
Yugi: *_* Um, thanks?
Malik: (glances at the clock)
Clock: 2:41:35
Malik: We'd better hurry up. Where are we going first? What do I want most in the world? Hmm...(glances at the Puzzle) //In due time, Malik. In due time.// Oh, I know! How about a plasma screen TV?
Bakura: That will cost too much. We need to divide the money equally.
Yugi: But 10,000 doesn't go into three evenly.
Bakura and Malik: (look at each other, than at Yugi)
Yugi: (tied to a tree) I though we were friends!
Malik: You think a lot of things!
Bakura: Don't worry. I'm sure someone will come get you! (quietly) By sunrise.
Malik: So, um, I get the Puzzle, right?
Bakura: Why should you get it?
Malik: Because you can't understand the true powers it holds. And because I'm the protagonist of this fic.
Bakura: Pro-tag-on-ist?
Malik: protagonist n. The main character in a drama or other literary work. In ancient Greek drama, the first actor to engage in dialogue with the chorus, in later dramas playing the main character and some minor characters as well.
Bakura: Oh, now I understand.
Malik: Alright, so we each have 5 grand. What are we going to buy?
Bakura: Oh, how about some the Millennium Items?
Malik: If you aren't going to think positively, I'll take back my money.
Bakura: Fine. I have some things of my own to buy. We'll meet at the Wendy's here at noon.
Malik: I was unaware there was a Wendy's in Domino Town. Hey wait. Where is Domino Town?
Bakura: What? How could you not know where you are?
Malik: I forget.
Bakura: Isn't it obvious? We're in...
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Kyoté Moon: HA! Thought I was gonna tell you, didn't I? Well, actually I'm not really sure. They are supposed to by in Japan, but the dub makes references to them being in America. Maybe for the sake of reason I'll make it a Burger World. What do you guys think? I'll write the results next chapter. What do the people think: is Domino Town in America or Japan?
Kyoté Moon: HELLO!!!!!!! I AM SO SORRY!!!!!
Malik: (looking up from his newspaper) What?
Kyoté Moon: I'm sorry I haven't written in so long! I've had homework and finals and I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: Oh, have you been gone? I didn't notice. (goes back to reading the paper)
Kyoté Moon: What? How could no one have known that I've been gone?
Malik: I don't know. One thing I know, the chapter ended, then I sat down to read, the Earth spun around a lot around the sun, it snowed a lot, then it all melted, then it was summer, and then the trees died, and then it snowed again, and now you're here!
Kyoté Moon: You've been reading the paper for all of this time?
Malik: Yes! It's even funnier backwards. The first letter of every line in this article spells "I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL. PLEASE BRING HELP. I WILL GIVE YOU MY MILLENNIUM ROD IF SOMEONE GETS ME OUT OF THIS FIC. I AM BEING VERY SERIOUS. I HAVEN'T EATEN IN WEEKS AND BAKURA STOPPED MOVING THREE DAYS AGO." Isn't that weird?
Kyoté Moon: Yes, yes it is. Malik, are you unhappy here?
Malik: No, not at all. Everything is peachy! (whispering) Please help me!
Kyoté Moon: You've said too much! To the tundra with you!
Malik: NOOOOO! (disappears and reappears in the frozen tundra) Great. Now I'm stuck here. It's cold, but at least I have food. Hey you, little doggy! Come here!
Wolf: (growls and run towards Malik foaming at the mouth)
Malik: Now that's what I call respect.
(back at Kyoté Moon Studios)
Kyoté Moon: I can only imagine that a wolf is attacking Malik right now.
Bakura: (yawn) I just woke up from a three-day nap. Did I miss anything?
Kyoté Moon: Not much. Now, on with the story.
( )=Action // //= Thinking ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
Ryou: Hmm? I got an e-mail: Dear, Ryou. How do you get your hair to be white? Is it natural? And could you please answer all of the questions that die-hard Ryou fans have really been wanting to here? Sincerely, Kevin Dubrough, MA (he reads it as "mah") Alright, then. I think the question everyone wants answered is the real truth about my relationship with the spirit of the Millennium Ring. I can honestly say that the spirit and I are... Malik: (bursts through the door) Hey, Bakura! I just won $10,000. You want to go shopping?
Bakura: (taking control of Ryou) Boy, do I! (in his rush deletes the e- mail) Let's go!
Malik: Actually, we need a third person.
Bakura: Who do you have in mind?
Malik: Well, no one. Let me see your computer. www.fanfiction.net, Search, Yugioh, Let's Go Shopping!, reviews...I guess everyone voted for Kaiba.
Bakura: Kaiba? He's no fun. Plus, he's already rich. And stuck up.
Malik: There was a vote for Otogi.
Bakura: Who?
Malik: (sigh) Duke Devlin.
Bakura: Ohhh! No, he scares me a little. His hair is...(shudders)plus he's rich, too.
Malik: The only other vote was for Ryou.
Ryou: I'll do it!
Bakura: No you won't I want to go!
Malik: We're wasting time! We need to choose now!
Radio Host Guy: He's right! Time is ticking!
Bakura: How did you get in here?
Radio Host Guy: The door was open! And so is this window! (jumps out of it)
Malik: So who are we taking?
Bakura: Wait. I have an idea...
*A little later*
Yugi: Wow! It sure is nice of you guys to take me on your big shopping trip with you.
Bakura: Oh, it's really...(tries to take the Millennium Puzzle when Yugi isn't looking, but Yugi turns back around)...our pleasure.
Malik: Yes, I can think of no better...(also tries to take the Puzzle, but can't get it in time)...way to spend the afternoon than with my only friend and mortal enemy.
Yugi: *_* Um, thanks?
Malik: (glances at the clock)
Clock: 2:41:35
Malik: We'd better hurry up. Where are we going first? What do I want most in the world? Hmm...(glances at the Puzzle) //In due time, Malik. In due time.// Oh, I know! How about a plasma screen TV?
Bakura: That will cost too much. We need to divide the money equally.
Yugi: But 10,000 doesn't go into three evenly.
Bakura and Malik: (look at each other, than at Yugi)
Yugi: (tied to a tree) I though we were friends!
Malik: You think a lot of things!
Bakura: Don't worry. I'm sure someone will come get you! (quietly) By sunrise.
Malik: So, um, I get the Puzzle, right?
Bakura: Why should you get it?
Malik: Because you can't understand the true powers it holds. And because I'm the protagonist of this fic.
Bakura: Pro-tag-on-ist?
Malik: protagonist n. The main character in a drama or other literary work. In ancient Greek drama, the first actor to engage in dialogue with the chorus, in later dramas playing the main character and some minor characters as well.
Bakura: Oh, now I understand.
Malik: Alright, so we each have 5 grand. What are we going to buy?
Bakura: Oh, how about some the Millennium Items?
Malik: If you aren't going to think positively, I'll take back my money.
Bakura: Fine. I have some things of my own to buy. We'll meet at the Wendy's here at noon.
Malik: I was unaware there was a Wendy's in Domino Town. Hey wait. Where is Domino Town?
Bakura: What? How could you not know where you are?
Malik: I forget.
Bakura: Isn't it obvious? We're in...
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Kyoté Moon: HA! Thought I was gonna tell you, didn't I? Well, actually I'm not really sure. They are supposed to by in Japan, but the dub makes references to them being in America. Maybe for the sake of reason I'll make it a Burger World. What do you guys think? I'll write the results next chapter. What do the people think: is Domino Town in America or Japan?