Three Guy's, Two Girl's and a….BABY?! By Animegirl
Disclaimer: Not Mine! (Except Suki, Amber, Tom, Marie and David) Unless JK wants to give me Remmy and Siri?
Dedication: To my brothers & sugar, both of whom inspire me to write.
Summary: What happens when Sirius Black is left in charge of a baby? Heh, read and find out! Rated PG-13 for language.
A/N: (Edited as of 6/14/04) Hey! Thanks for reading this far! I hope you enjoy the chapter! Thank you to those of you who have reviewed!
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[blah] = thoughts inside of thoughts
blah = things that don't normally have voice, Mirrors, Hats, ect.
(A/N: ) = ME!
Chapter 2-Why me?!
Sirius Black stared at the woman sitting in front of him. He looks like he's gonna wet himself! Amber thought, laughing slightly.
"WHAT IS SO FUNNY?! I DON'T SEE ANYTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS!" Sirius was turning purple.
Suki managed to calm down long enough to walk up to Sirius, take his hand, drag him to a chair, make him sit down and drop into his lap.
"Why are you sitting in my lap?" Sirius said in a tired voice.
"Because-hahaha-I want-hehe-to know what-hehehaha-my sister-haha-said to youuuuuuuuu!!!" Suki dissolved into helpless laughter, ignoring the twitch that Sirius seemed to have developed.
At the same time two men walked into the room, Tom Ashwood and Remus Lupin. "What's going on here?" Tom asked looking at his sister-in-law.
Amber quieted her laughter long enough to say "There's been a change in plans and Sirius will explain."
Sirius just glared "I never said-"
"Unless you want me to tell everyone what you wore to the party my parents held during your third year, I suggest you say yes!" Amber cut in with a triumphant look on her face.
Sirius looked shocked, Amber and Remus were grinning like the Cheshire Cat, Tom, James, Lily and Harry looked confused, and Suki laughed harder than ever. (A/N: Yes she needs help v.v;)
Sirius (finally waking up) turned bright red "You wouldn't-"
"Oh yes I would!" Amber cut in again, still grinning.
Sirius sighed "Alright, I'll do it."
Tom started to look impatient "IS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON?!" He yelled
Sirius mumbled something incoherent. "What was that Padfoot?" Remus asked grinning even more (A/N: Is that possible? oO)
Sirius glared at his friend "I said, Amber wants me to take care of Marie because," he grimaced and said in a voice that sounded amazingly like Amber "she seems to like you soooo much!" and as if to prove this point, Marie crawled over and hugged Sirius' leg.
"Awwwww!" Apparently everyone agreed.
Sirius groaned and looked down at Marie and said "What are you tryin' to do kid? Are you TRYING to ruin my image?!" Marie just giggled and started to drool.
Suki had stopped laughing by now (at least for the most part) and kissed him on the cheek "What image dear? I'll tell ya what, I'll help you with Marie as much as I can."
Lily and James started to laugh "Why don't the two of you stay here? The house is plenty big enough, and besides, Harry will be going back to Hogwarts in a week."
Tom laughed at the look on Sirius' face, it was somewhere between relief and annoyance. "Well I have some more news for you, David will be going to stay with his grandmother and Remus will be staying here!"
Suki had been playing with Sirius' hair, but was now looking up at her brother-in-law. "Does that mean I will be baby sitting Remus instead?"
Remus shook his head "Why me?!"
A/N: Again, not too many changes. And for those wondering, I will not include any of the characters introduced in book 5, or any of the events described, (if anyone was wondering) no matter how much I liked Tonks and Kingsley. Please review!
Animegirl