Three Guy's, Two Girl's and a….BABY?! By Animegirl
Disclaimer: I wish! JK won't return my calls about Siri and Remmy, I get the feeling she's ignoring me.
A/N: (Edited as of 6/14/04) Thank you to everyone who reviewed! Enjoy the chapter!
blah = thoughts
[blah] = thoughts inside of thoughts
blah = things that don't normally have voice, Mirrors, Hats, ect.
(A/N: ) = ME!
Chapter 3-oh-geez!
Tom, Amber, and David left about an hour later. Lily was sitting on the floor with Marie, Suki was playing with Sirius' hair again, (A/N: Suki has this thing with hair, if she's close enough to the person she will start to play with their hair! Don't ask.) Sirius was staring at Marie in a dazed sort of way, Remus was reading a book, and James and Harry were having a whispered conversation, grinning mischievously at Sirius every once in a while.
About 30 minutes later Harry and James stood up, walked over to Lily, and whispered something to her. Lily looked puzzled, but answered them anyway. They grin and say something else to her, she grins back and motions toward Remus. Harry nods and runs up to him, and (apparently) tells him the same thing he had told his mom. Remus grins and nods then stands up
"Suki?" Remus says still grinning "could I have a word?"
"Er. . .of course Remus." She answers and follows him out of the room.
Sirius was by now very suspicious. They have the same look on their faces that I used to get every time I planned a prank!
Suki and Remus walked back into the room a moment later. Remus nodded to James who picked up Marie and put her in Sirius' lap.
"What's going on?" Sirius asked, trying to sound casual and failing miserably.
"We are taking Harry to Diagon Ally to get his school stuff, you are staying here to take care of Marie," here Suki broke down laughing uncontrollably and James continued "She will need to be fed in one hour, then you need to burp her, and soon enough after THAT you will need to change her."
Now everyone (except Sirius) was laughing so hard, that a passing wizard might have thought they had been hit with the tickling charm. Finally gaining control over their laughter Suki, Remus, and Lily headed for the front door.
"We'll be back in a few hours!" Lily yelled from the doorway. Lily, Suki, and Remus were apparating, while James and Harry went by Floo.
About five minutes after everyone had left Sirius started yelling at the top of his lungs "JAAAAMMMMEEESSS! LIIIILLLLYYYY!! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!!!" Marie just looked up at him and smiled. They sat this way for an hour, Marie playing with a rattle and blowing
spit bubbles, and Sirius staring at her with a haunted look in his eyes.
"So. . ." Sirius said, as though he were trying to start a conversation ". . .You must be hungry." Marie giggled and put her hands over his mouth. "I think that's
a yes."
One bottle, Two Jars of baby food, 15 minutes of burping, and 2 hours later. . .
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Sirius was across the room holding his nose.
"Oh geez! You had to do that now?! Lily and Suki will be back soon, you couldn't have waited till then?" Marie just cried louder. "Alright, Alright!" he shouted, crossing the room in three strides. He picked the wailing baby up and ran to the changing table Lily had set up, took off the Diaper and, holding Marie up by her ankles, reached for the wipes. He picked up the blue box and instantly realized that they were muggle wipes. With many curses directed at Lily, Sirius finally got Marie cleaned up. He lifted Marie up till she was face to face with him and said "That was completely disgusting!"
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