Three Guy's Two Girl's and a. . . BABY?! By Animegirl
Disclaimer: Sadly no. JK still won't let me have Remmy and Siri ): All I own is the plot and a couple of the chara.
Dedication: To my cyber sister Danni, who is the reason I got up off my lazy ass and wrote the next chapter of this story! Thanks Danni!
A/N: (Edited as of 6/14/04)
Suki Alexander
Age: 32
Hair color and length: Black, comes to about midway down her back
Eye color: Silver
Height: 5'6"
Occupation: Teaches Advanced DADA to Aurors in training
Tom Ashwood
Age: 36
Hair color and length: Light Brown, cut short
Eye color: Dark Grey
Height: 6'1"
Occupation: Works for the department of Mysteries
Amber Ashwood
Age: 35
Hair color and length: Dark Brown, come to her shoulders
Eye color: Violet w/darker purple specs in them
Height: 5'6"
Occupation: currently unemployed (I'll explain that later)
David Ashwood
Age: 5
Hair color and length: Dark Brown, long enough to flop over his eyes
Height: 3'
Occupation: Kindergartener (hehehehe! He's a kid what do you
expect?)
Marie Ashwood
Age: 6 months
Hair color and Length: Dark Brown almost black, curls around her ears
Eye color: Blue Gray
Height: 1'?
Occupation: Being a Baby?
Sirius Black
Age: 32
Hair color and length: Black, cut unevenly a couple inches above the shoulder.
Eye color: Light Blue
Height: 6'2"
Occupation: Pain in the ass? Just kidding! Owner of Padfoot's Joke Shop
Remus Lupin
Age: 32
Hair color and Length: Light Brown, short w/ bangs grown out a bit
Eye color: Blue Gray w/gold specs in them
Height 6'
Occupation: unemployed
Lily Potter
Age: 32
Hair color and length: Fiery Red, falls to about her shoulder blades
Eye color: Emerald Green
Height: 5'4"
Occupation: Works for the Daily Prophet as a Reporter
James Potter
Age: 32
Hair color and length: Black, REALLY messy, couldn't tell you the actual length
Eye color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'1"
Occupation: Auror
Harry Potter
Age: 13
Hair color and length: see James Potter
Eye color: Emerald Green
Height: 5'2"
Occupation: Third Year Student at Hogwarts
Just thought that you might like to know all that. If not. . . ah well, I'm sure you skipped it. Enjoy the chapter!
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[blah] = thoughts inside of thoughts
blah = things that don't normally have voice, Mirrors, Hats, ect.
(A/N: ) = ME!
Chapter 4-That was cruel!
As Sirius put Marie down on her blanket covered with toys, he heard an odd sound come from the front hall. It sounded like. . .LAUGHTER!! There was someone there and they were laughing at him! He walked calmly (as he could) into the hall. Sitting facing him on the floor were Lily, Remus, and Suki. All three of them were laughing their heads off.
Remus looks up at him and says in a voice that was (supposed to be) calm "Hey Padfoot! Have Fun?" and then broke down laughing again.
In as controlled a voice as possible Sirius responded "Oh, I had a wonderful time! It took me an hour to get her to eat, and most of it got on me, I had to burp her and she spit-up this white stuff," his voice was, by now, just short of shouting, which made the others laugh harder, if that's possible "And THEN I had to change her! I had to use muggle wipes! It was the most disgusting thing I have ever done! It was cruel and inhumane! And you are just sitting there laughing at me!"
Sirius finally stopped ranting long enough to catch his breath, at which point Suki decided that she should take her chance to speak now before he was able to shout some more.
"Sirius, since we did torture you by leaving you here alone with the baby, making you feed her, burp her, and change her using muggle wipes, I'll take care of her tonight so that you can get a proper nights sleep. Deal?"
Sirius glared at them a moment longer and then sighed "You gotta promise not to do that again first!"
Lily laughed "Do what again? Leave you here, or make you change Marie's diaper, or make you feed her, or-"
"LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE WITH A BABY, MAKE ME FEED HER, BURP HER AND THEN-"
"Ok, ok, we promise, now is it a deal?" Suki cut in smoothly
Sirius puffed his cheeks out for a second, then exhaled and said with a sigh "Fine. Deal. That means you will put her to bed and all that right?"
"Yup! We'll handle dinner and all that too, but, you have to eat WHATEVER we cook!" Suki said with an evil laugh
Sirius whimpered when she said that. He had had her cooking a few times, for the most part it was delicious, but if she was mad or she wanted to mess with someone, you could never predict what she would cook. For all he knew she could be cooking squid or eel or something. (A/N: I'm not meaning offence to people who LIKE squid and/or eel, I just personally er. . .dislike them very much ;;) Lily noticed what Suki was doing and immediately assured Sirius that they would be cooking Chicken Alfrado with veggies for dinner. (A/N: Don't ask me why, but that happened to be what I was craving at the moment) He gave a sigh of relief and walked into the living room. Suki walked in after him and picked up Marie.
"Where are you taking monster child?" Sirius asked looking at the baby warily
"I'm putting her to bed so that I can work on dinner with out having to worry about what she's getting into, and besides, she's falling asleep on her blanket and so she should go down without much of a fuss." Suki walked out of the room and up a short flight of stairs at the back of the entrance hall, next to the kitchen door. She walked into the room at the very top of the stairs and closed the door behind her. 10 minutes later she re-emerged and walked down the stairs with a little glowing blue ball following her.
"What's with the little light bulb, Suki?" Sirius asked
"It's a baby monitor, there is one in with her, and this one follows me around so that I know if she is awake or asleep, and if she is crying or not. Blue means she is asleep and Red is awake. If she is awake and crying it turns purple. Anyway I have to get to the kitchen if you want dinner tonight!" and with that she walked back to the kitchen.
About an hour and a half later they (Lily and Suki) called Remus and Sirius to the table. Looking around Sirius noticed that Harry and James hadn't gotten home yet.
"When is Prongs and Prongs Jr. getting back?" He asked looking at Lily, who had started to laugh when he said Prongs Jr.
"Well, I'm not sure," she said through her laughter "He said something about a late Birthday Present for Harry and walked off with Harry in tow. And by the way, Sirius, I think I remember Harry telling you not to call him Prongs Jr. In fact I think he told you not to call him ANYTHING ending in Jr."
"Well, yes he did. But he's not here to do anything about it is he? I suppose I should come up with something else to call him, but Prongs Jr. is so, I don't know, CUTE!"
At that moment Harry and James walked in. "What's cute Sirius?" asked Harry
"Er. . .the baby! Isn't she adorable?!" Sirius said grinning nervously.
"Uh-huh. . . I think that Padfoot has gone off his rocker." James said setting a large silvery cage on the shelf.
"You think that is a new development? Heh. What's in the cage?" Lily asked looking at the cage with a mixture of fear, curiosity, and apprehension.
James grinned "Nothing. Suki asked us to get it for her, that's all. And as for Sirius, no I didn't think it was a NEW development, however I thought that he was seeking help." James ducked just in time to dodge a smack from Sirius.
"Very funny James, ha ha ha. Lily? I don't think you should feed mouthy boy here, he's being mean!" Sirius said in a perfect monotone.
"But Sirius, I thought you were hungry? Oh-well, more for me!!" James said and scooped a giant portion onto his plate.
"JAMES!! You know that's not what I meant!!" Sirius yelled grabbing the pronged spoon (A/N What do you call those anyway? I know that they aren't PRONGed spoons! ; Right. . . bad joke.) and scooping a giant portion for himself as well.
"JAMES POTTER AND SIRIUS BLACK!! The rest of us would like to eat as well! Don't eat everything!" Lily shouted looking annoyed.
"You know Lily, I'd think that after knowing Sirius and being married to James for so long you would have figured out that telling them not to eat so much and leave some for everyone else is like telling them to stop breathing! We just won't let them have dessert! Send them to their rooms or something!" Remus grinned at the effect his words had on James and Sirius, at first they seemed happy about what he was saying, but the moment he had said 'No dessert' their jaws dropped and they stared at him in disbelief.
"R-Re-REMUS!! What do you think your doing?! You know we can't live with out full meals! Full meals count dessert too!! What's the idea of giving Lily ideas like that?!" James sputtered in outrage (A/N: I love that phrase 'sputtered in outrage')
"Yea!" was all Sirius could say.
Lily and Suki had decided to play along with Remus, Lily would be bad cop and Suki would be good cop. Harry had decided that he had better grab food and run, because this could get ugly!
"You know Remus," Lily said looking thoughtful "I think your right. They shouldn't get dessert!"
"B-but Lily-"
"Lily! You should be ashamed of yourself! You too Remus! Depriving these two of their dessert!!" Suki exclaimed in mock horror. James and Sirius seemed to think that she was actually trying to help them though.
"Yea Lily, listen to Suki! You aught to be ashamed of yourself!"
"Remus, their right" Lily said and both James and Sirius brightened "that would be cruelty to animals!" James fell out of his chair, Sirius just sputtered nonsense, Suki and Remus both looked like they were having seizures, and Lily was trying desperately to keep a strait face.
"All right! All right all ready! Will you just let them eat! I want to eat before the food gets cold! Yes, Sirius, you and James will be allowed to have dessert!" Suki said and picked-up the pronged spoon and put some food on her plate.
Remus pouted "You ruined our fun Suki! No fair!"
"Remus, two words, Grow. Up. Besides you can still threaten to tell everyone what Siri wore to the party during third year if he doesn't serve you hand and foot." Suki answered while eating a piece of chicken.
Sirius groaned and Remus got a look of manic glee on his face and ate his dinner while humming a victory march. After everyone had finished dinner Harry came down and Lily went over to the oven and pulled out a raspberry pie (she had been keeping it warm) and pulled a box of ice cream out of the freezer. Everyone ate their dessert (some begged for more, who that could be? ::cough SIRIUS cough::) and went up to bed. Sirius' room was located right next door to Marie's, He was finally drifting off to sleep at around 12:00am (he stayed up to play exploding snap with Remus and Suki) when he heard the sound that he dreaded. . .
A/N: I just realized how out of character I'd made Remmy. ; Oh well. He had too much chocolate. At least that's my excuse. Please review!
Animegirl