Three Guy's, Two Girl's, and a…..BABY?! By Animegirl
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Dedication: To Flame Rhiannon who convinced me to continue this.
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Danni: ^^ Hey! *glomps* How are you? Can you believe I am writing again? Oo; this is indeed a miracle. . . .let's celebrate! xD
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A/N: Hey! Long time no see! Not much to say, I need a beta though. So if any of thou art willing, would any of you mind proof reading my fics? You'd get to read the chapters before anyone else, new fics, and so on. I know it's a lot of trouble, but I would really really appreciate it! And you probably won't get bothered by me too often, as I don't have much time to write. Anyway, I am talking far too much. Enjoy the chapter!
~*~Chapter 7- An interesting breakfast
Sirius glanced around the room. Everyone had become oddly silent after James finished his story and all the laughter and talking had died down. They were all lost in their own thoughts, some thinking of days gone by, some thinking of the adventures ahead. And he, Sirius Black, thought of. . . . Breakfast.
He cleared his throat softly to get everybody's attention. (A/N: O_O; *has a sudden image of Umbridge hem heming* HE CLEARED HIS THROAT! HE DID NOT HEM HEM! And have I said ho much McGonagall ROCKS? xD) When he was sure everyone was looking at him (yes that includes Marie!) he grinned. He grinned so broadly that Remus was suddenly reminded of a rather . . . . . dramatic prank Sirius played on Snape one year, it had involved glue, purple hair dye and pink panties. And so he began to worry for the children in the room. (The adults could probably survive, but what about poor Harry and Marie! They could be mentally scarred!)
"Is there something you would like to say, Padfoot?" Remus asked tentatively.
"Why yes, Moondoggy, there is!" answered Sirius. He grinned even more when he received a glare from Remus. There was a long pause in which no one said anything.
"And that would be . . . . Padfoot?" James asked.
"I want breakfast!" was the reply. Apparently Sirius thought this was rather obvious and that everyone should have known this.
Remus gave a mental sigh of relief. Stupid Sirius, he thought nearly gave me a damn heart attack!
Meanwhile, everyone else was simply staring at Sirius. Finally Lily rolled her eyes and said "Oh really? Well you and James have kitchen duty."
Sirius' grin faded somewhat. He hated kitchen duty. The dishes and machines confused him, and James was absolutely no help. He would just stand there, leaning up against something, and smile while he, Sirius, (or more likely Remus) did all the cooking.
"But Lily!" Sirius whined "Can't you make Remus help me? James is a complete prat and doesn't help at all!" he was now pouting and giving her the most convincing puppy dog eyes ever. (And that's something, as he mastered that art years ago.)
However, Lily was either a) too tired to notice, b) too tired to care, or c) had finally found a way to resist the 'Puppy dog eyes of DOOM', because all she said was: "Just go Sirius!" She shook her head and turned to James "And James? I will be checking on you! So you had better help out! Also, I do not expect you to go down there, get some bowls, cereal, and milk! I want eggs, toast, bacon, and orange juice!"
"OH! OH! I want blueberry pancakes, bacon, and a glass of milk!" Suki said, suddenly on her feet and bouncing up and don with her hand in the air.
Remus smiled at James and Sirius "I think I will have the same as Lily, only I want tea instead of orange juice. Now, I am going to take a shower and I expect breakfast to be ready when I am done." Casting a parting wolfish grin at the unfortunate duo, (A/N: Probably because he knows that all his fan girls [or at least most of them] like the idea of him in the shower) he walked out of the room whistling lightly to himself.
"Suki? Would you mind changing Marie, and then getting her some breakfast? I believe we all know what would happen if we let Sirius do THAT!" Lily said with a laugh.
Suki smiled brightly and picked up Marie. "Sure!" she looked down at the baby "Are you hungry sweetie pie? I bet you want your diaper changed huh?" Marie just cooed and giggled in response. "Ok then!" Suki said as she turned to Harry. "Don't forget to tell your Da and Sirius what you want! You wouldn't want something like oatmeal would you?"
Harry pulled a face. "No way! Thanks for reminding me!" he said as Suki grinned and left the room.
Sirius and James groaned as Harry grinned maniacally at them. "I would like: waffles, chocolate chip pancakes, bacon, eggs, a glass of milk, and a glass of orange juice!"
Sirius' jaw dropped. "Geez Harry! That's more than I eat!"
Harry laughed at the astonished looks on his father and Godfathers faces. "Well, I am a growing boy! Right?"
Sirius rolled his eyes "Do you know how lame and cliché that sounded?"
"Of course!" Harry answered grinning.
James smacked his hand to his forehead. "Who is this & where did he come from?!"
"I was just wondering that myself." Sirius muttered.
"He is your son Harry, James!" Lily smirked "And if you don't know where he came from . . . . then I wonder who his father is. . . . " Lily looked thoughtful and turned to Sirius "And Padfoot? I know that your parents weren't around much, but I thought that after all these years you would have figured it out. . . . (A/N: I just wanted to mention that Sirius' parents are not going to be canon, I started this story before Order of the Phoenix came out, and I had a plan for them at the beginning. Just wanted to clear that up! ^.~) Well, I suppose I could explain it to you." She took a deep breath " When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much-"
Finally coming out of his state of shock, Sirius jumped to his feet and cut her off "LILY! Stopstopstop! Believe it or not, my father DID have this conversation with me! It was bad enough the first time! HE USED MY SISTERS BARBIE DOLLS!"
At the same time James stopped staring open mouthed at Lily and leaped to his feet next to Sirius "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WONDER WHO HARRY'S FATHER IS?! I AM HARRY'S FATHER!"
Lily was leaning against the door jam laughing her head off at the two hysterical men. She waved her hands in a motion that said 'SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS', and remembering what happened the last time they ignored her, Idiot one and Idiot two immediately stopped shouting.
"Thank you." Lily said smiling at them pleasantly. "Now, you two need to go start breakfast. Harry, you need to bathe. And I am going to take a nice, long, hot bath." And before either of the men could say a word, Lily and Harry had disappeared out the door.
"This bites." Sirius said scowling.
"Yup, it does." James answered moving toward the door. "We had better get going. They are going to be expecting breakfast asap, and we have a large order to fill." Sirius nodded unhappily and followed James down to the kitchen.
"Now James, you DO plan on helping right?" Sirius asked as soon as they walked through the swinging kitchen doors.
"Of course! If I don't, Lily will kick my backside to Egypt and back!" Sirius thought this was entirely possible and grinned at his best friend.
"So," Sirius said, now grinning like a maniac "where do we begin?"
~*~1 hour, a dozen broken dishes, and much splattering of pancake batter later~*~
"Well. . . . . I think we did fairly well. I mean the food looks good! Really good in fact! The kitchen on the other hand. . . . . " James glances nervously around the room.
"James, you are a moron." Sirius said rolling his eyes. He flicked his wand and muttered a spell under his breath. Instantly the room sparkled. "Now, was that so hard?"
James shook his head sheepishly. "I suppose we ought to shower before we serve breakfast."
Sirius nodded in agreement. "Lils will kill us if we don't. And besides, I don't trust you to use a cleaning charm on me! The last time you did, I ended up with neon green hair for a month and detention for two! And don't get me started on the Quidditch match! Imagine! The Gryffindor beater sporting GREEN hair in their match against Slytherin!"
"That was in our third year." James grumbled. "I've gotten a lot better since then."
"Sure, sure. What ever you say Jamie." Sirius said with a smirk. He cast a spell on the food to keep it warm, and left to take a shower.
"What do you mean 'Sure, sure.'?! AND DON'T CALL ME JAMIE!" James yelled chasing after Sirius.
~*~15 minutes, 2 showers, and a brief argument over nicknames later~*~
"Ok! Are you guys ready to be wined and dined?" A now clean Sirius asked with a grin.
"I don't think any of us ordered wine, Padfoot." Remus said smiling politely at his friend.
"Shut up Moony. No one asked for your opinion." Sirius answered with a slight scowl on his face.
"I want Remmy's opinion!" Suki exclaimed hopping slightly in her chair.
Sirius' scowl deepened and he turned to face Lily, James, and Harry. "What? No comments from the peanut gallery?"
"Oh shut up and serve breakfast already!" Lily said rolling her eyes. "Besides it's a known fact that Remus' opinion is better than yours." Remus grinned, Marie cooed and blew spit bubbles, and Suki continued to hop slightly in her chair.
Sirius, still scowling and sending death glares at Remus, trudged toward the kitchen behind James.
"Ok!" James said beaming "Which meal was which again? Padfoot? Padfoot? PADFOOT?! Quit your sulking and help me!"
Sirius pouted "But, but! Suki and Lily like Moony more than me! So do Harry and Marie! And I bet you do too!"
By now James had a noticeable eyebrow tick. "Padfoot. . . . I am going to say this very slowly. Maybe you will be able to understand. Although I doubt it. You are impossibly easy to tease. Was that simple enough?" (A/N: @_@ ß Siri trying to keep up with James. xD)
"James? YOU ARE SO MEAN!" Sirius, pouting more than ever, grabbed two plates (one of which James was pretty sure belonged to Harry as it was piled into the ceiling.) and stormed out of the kitchen. It would have been a grand exit if on his way through the door he hadn't slammed into Remus. Thankfully Remus' reflexes saved the plates (and food) from certain doom. Sirius however was even less pleased, he snatched the plates out of Remus' hands and stomped all the way to the dining room.
Remus rolled his eyes. "Hey James, Suki was getting impatient and wanted food. I came to see if you needed any help?"
"That would be great. Thanks Moony! Why don't you grab those plates there, they are yours and Suki's. I'll grab the pitcher of Orange Juice and the pot of Tea. I don't suppose you could balance the Milk could you?"
"Yup, I can." Remus replied, balancing the plates on one arm and took the pitcher in his other hand.
"Great! Now all I'll have to come back for is Padfoots plate and Mine!" James said smiling and holding the door for Remus.
After he was sure that the door was not going to swing back and hit either him or Remus, James let go of the door and walked toward the little used dining room. Usually they would just eat in the kitchen, but Sirius decided that it was a special occasion (he and James usually avoid the kitchen like the plague) and that they would eat in the dining room.
When James and Remus finally reached the dining room ("WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING A DINING ROOM SO FAR FROM THE KITCHEN!?") Sirius was heading back toward the kitchen. He walked by without giving James and Remus so much as a look. James rolled his eyes and pushed the door open with his foot. Suki was bouncing in her chair chanting "I want break-fast!! I want break-fast!! I want break-fast!!" Lily and Harry were trying to eat their breakfast, but kept choking on it every time Suki made them laugh. When Remus put Suki's plate in front of her she stopped bouncing, jumped to her feet, and gave Remus a hug that he was sure cracked about three ribs.
"Thank you!!" She said and then dropped down into her chair and started eating. Unfortunately Sirius had seen the entire thing.
"I knew it! I knew they liked you more than me! And now I have proof!" Sirius shouted, glaring at his friend.
Remus, who had been setting his plate and the pitcher of milk on the table, now stared at Sirius. "Padfoot, what are you going on about?"
"Yea, Sirius, why do you think we like Remus more than you?" Harry asked, giving his godfather a confused look.
"Be-because! You think I'm stupid! But you're stupid! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!" Sirius shouted pointing at Remus. Suddenly, three people shouted "STUPIFY!" and Sirius was out like a light.
"I really don't think he got enough sleep last night." Lily said rolling her eyes and tapping her wand on the table absently.
"I agree." Remus muttered twirling his wand in one hand.
"So," Suki said, waving her wand so that red and gold sparks floated around a distressed Marie's head, (she didn't understand all the yelling and why Sirius had fallen down) making her giggle. "Who gets to carry the stressed one upstairs? It would be rather horrible of us to leave him in the middle of the dining room floor covered in bacon."
They all glanced at Sirius. "I suggest we eat first and then decide what to do." Remus said calmly.
"Is something wrong Harry?" Suki asked looking at him curiously. He had been staring at her rather intently for the past few minutes.
"You are sitting still. You are being serious. You are not moving at all. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" everyone blinked.
"So! Breakfast! What are you going to eat James? Siri boy is covered in what you had planned to eat, so I guess we need to find you something else." Suki said completely ignoring Harry.
A/N: Not as long as the last chapter, but I wanted to post something . I also know it is poor quality, but I have rewritten it 5 or 6 times! Anyway please review! I am going to work on getting some of my other stories up, I have a few anime stories I want to write, then I will do another chapter for this. I already have about 600 words in the next chapter, so when I actually sit down to write it shouldn't take too long. Till next time!
~*~Animegirl~*~