Muahahahaha!!!!!!!!
By mojo-jojo241
A/N: just some stupid story. The idea wouldn't go away. Quite annoying, really.
Disclaimer: not mine. All belong to J.K Rowling and Joss Whendon. But I do own this pointless plot...
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Prologue
Warren studied the container. He bit his lip and oh so carefully poured it into the gray beaker. Warren waited and studied the liquids. He looked at it through his magnify glass and scribble something down on his notepad. Okay. Now for the final ingredient and he will be finished!
"Ah!! Stop it, you big bully!" A high-pitched voice squeaked. Warren's hand wobbled and he spilled the blue liquid into the murky purple one instead of the ugly orange one. Warren's heart stopped. Then, it started beating fast as hell.
"You idiot! Now look what you've made me done!" he bellowed at Andrew who shrunk back against the sofa. Jonathon also shrank back.
"But...but he was cheating! He back me up to a wall and started using that fast kicking thingy and it was too fast!" Andrew whined. Jonathon rolled his eyes.
"That's what the game's all about, you moron!"
"But-"
"Enough!" Warren screeched. The two idiots looked at him. Warren rubbed his temples. But before he could speak, the potion behind him started to bubble. Warren whirled around. Andrew and Jonathon crowd around oohing and ahhing.
"Quick! Check the book! What does it do?" Warren ordered as he snapped on his safety glasses. Jonathon snatched the book and started flipping frantically through the pages.
"Ur.... oh! Here it is! It says that this potion is very rare and highly not recommended. Ur.... it also says that it creates..." but before Jonathon could finish, the Scoobies burst in, along with Spike.
"What the..." Warren started before Buffy glared at him.
"Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!" she screeched. The nerd trio's eyes widened. Buffy had never say anything like that before. It was more of Dawn's thing.
"She's on her rag." Spike stage-whispered. The trio nodded slowly, ohing. Buffy slapped him upside the head.
Suddenly, the potion behind Warren exploded, covering every single person (and vampire and demon and a former Key and a Slayer and two very powerful Wicca and some nerds) in the room, including Xander.
"Huh?" they all said before vanishing.
A tiny piece of paper fell on the floor. It was the exact same page that Jonathon was reading. It reads,
"Creates an alternate universe. The
reason why it is highly not
recommended is because you have to
embarrass your self greatly to return "home".
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A/N: there. Chapter one. Finished. Awful wasn't it? Ah well. Please review! And visit my web! Don't worry, my works not in there, I only recommend a lot of good fanfics. h/d of course.
By mojo-jojo241
A/N: just some stupid story. The idea wouldn't go away. Quite annoying, really.
Disclaimer: not mine. All belong to J.K Rowling and Joss Whendon. But I do own this pointless plot...
*********************
Prologue
Warren studied the container. He bit his lip and oh so carefully poured it into the gray beaker. Warren waited and studied the liquids. He looked at it through his magnify glass and scribble something down on his notepad. Okay. Now for the final ingredient and he will be finished!
"Ah!! Stop it, you big bully!" A high-pitched voice squeaked. Warren's hand wobbled and he spilled the blue liquid into the murky purple one instead of the ugly orange one. Warren's heart stopped. Then, it started beating fast as hell.
"You idiot! Now look what you've made me done!" he bellowed at Andrew who shrunk back against the sofa. Jonathon also shrank back.
"But...but he was cheating! He back me up to a wall and started using that fast kicking thingy and it was too fast!" Andrew whined. Jonathon rolled his eyes.
"That's what the game's all about, you moron!"
"But-"
"Enough!" Warren screeched. The two idiots looked at him. Warren rubbed his temples. But before he could speak, the potion behind him started to bubble. Warren whirled around. Andrew and Jonathon crowd around oohing and ahhing.
"Quick! Check the book! What does it do?" Warren ordered as he snapped on his safety glasses. Jonathon snatched the book and started flipping frantically through the pages.
"Ur.... oh! Here it is! It says that this potion is very rare and highly not recommended. Ur.... it also says that it creates..." but before Jonathon could finish, the Scoobies burst in, along with Spike.
"What the..." Warren started before Buffy glared at him.
"Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!" she screeched. The nerd trio's eyes widened. Buffy had never say anything like that before. It was more of Dawn's thing.
"She's on her rag." Spike stage-whispered. The trio nodded slowly, ohing. Buffy slapped him upside the head.
Suddenly, the potion behind Warren exploded, covering every single person (and vampire and demon and a former Key and a Slayer and two very powerful Wicca and some nerds) in the room, including Xander.
"Huh?" they all said before vanishing.
A tiny piece of paper fell on the floor. It was the exact same page that Jonathon was reading. It reads,
"Creates an alternate universe. The
reason why it is highly not
recommended is because you have to
embarrass your self greatly to return "home".
***************
A/N: there. Chapter one. Finished. Awful wasn't it? Ah well. Please review! And visit my web! Don't worry, my works not in there, I only recommend a lot of good fanfics. h/d of course.