Disclaimer: This and all of my other stories before the final chapter of Peanuts & South Park Forces Remastered gets released will all take place before Allie's Anniversary Gift and Pip's Ultimate Breaking Point.
Tegridy Farms
The main 4 are watching TV.
Cartman: So what do you guys want to do?
Stan: We could...
Douglas enters the farmhouse.
Douglas: Guys, look what my parents got me for my birthday!
Cartman: A new beanie?
Douglas: No. I'm already wearing a beanie. Why would I want another one?
Kyle: Well, what did you get?
Douglas: Ta-Da! (It was a video camera.) It's a video camera!
Stan: They gave you a video camera?
Douglas: Yeah. It's really cool. I can make really awesome videos with this!
Kenny: (So what video are you gonna make?)
Douglas: I think I'm gonna make a live action movie out of a video game.
Cartman: They already did that a few times.
Douglas: I was talking about a fan made live action movie. And guess what? The four of you get to be the stars of the movie!
Cartman: Awesome!
Kyle: I can't wait to star in your movie!
Stan: So what video game will it be about?
Douglas: It will be about Super Mario Bros.
Kenny: Really?
Douglas: Yeah. So here are the roles. Stan, you will play Mario, Kyle, you will play Luigi, Kenny, you will play Toad, Cartman, you will play Bowser...
Cartman: Wait, how come I get to play Bowser? He's a villain.
Douglas: You're a villain in real life, so Bowser perfectly fits you. Plus, he's fat like you are.
Cartman: I am not fat!
Douglas: Then why do you weigh so much?
Cartman: It's because I'm thicc!
Douglas: Keep telling yourselves that. Anyways, I have Butters playing Blue Toad and Pip playing Yellow Toad. Scott will play Green Toad, Damien will play Red Toad, and the rest of our friends will be playing Bowser's Minions.
Stan: But who will play Princess Peach?
Douglas: Bebe's gonna play Princes Peach, Samantha's gonna play Princess Daisy, Annie's gonna play Princess Rosalina, and for the rest of the girls, Sophie's gonna play Toadette, Wendy's gonna play Pauline, Red's gonna play Pom Pom, and the rest of the girls will play...
Cartman: Wait. What about Liza? Why did you choose nerdy slut over super hottie?
Douglas: Don't insult Bebe! And besides, Liza wouldn't agree to this since she's dating you, and Bebe would make a perfect fit as Princess Peach.
Cartman: And also, why did you get your nerdy bitch girlfriend to play Princess Daisy? Princess Daisy doesn't even wear glasses!
Douglas: If you insult one more girl or call my girlfriend nerdy bitch again, I will replace your role! And also, Samantha can wear contact lenses so her character can fit into the movie!
Cartman: Okay! Fine! I'll stop.
Kyle: Anyways, who's gonna play Bowser Junior?
Douglas: It's obvious who will play him. It's gonna be Dougie since he's a baby in real life.
Cartman: So Dougie's playing Bowser's son?
Douglas: Yeah, but look on the bright side. At least you'll get to make fun of him for wearing a bib.
Kyle: Cool.
Douglas: Daniel will hand out the scripts, and Brimmy will be the narrator.
Stan: But we need a place big enough to make the movie.
Douglas: Easy. This shitty farm is big enough to have the movie, so we can do this.
Kenny: (Awesome!)
Douglas: Filming starts tomorrow, so make sure you get plenty of rest.
He exits the farmhouse.
The Next Day...
The kids are at Tegridy Farms about to make their Mario movie.
Craig: I'm playing Boomerang Bro. What about you guys?
Clyde: I'm playing Red Koopa Troopa.
Tolkien: Nichole and I are playing Goombas.
Tweek: I'm playing Hammer Bro!
Jimmy: But Hammer Bro isn't a robot.
Tweek: I know.
Jimmy: Anyways, I'm playing Green Koopa Troopa.
Tolkien: We know.
Bebe: So I'm playing Princess Peach? So when Cartman as Bowser kidnaps me, Stan, Kyle and Kenny as Mario, Luigi and Toad journey through the Mushroom Kingdom to save me?
Red: Yeah. It sucks playing as Peach since Cartman is playing Bowser's role.
Samantha (OC): Yeah, and I'm playing as Princess Daisy.
Annie: That's great that you're playing Luigi's girlfriend!
Samantha (OC): But here's the thing: Princess Daisy doesn't wear glasses and I do.
Nichole: Look. Douglas has a pair of contact lenses for you and Bebe to wear, so you don't have to worry about the movie being ruined by the Princesses wearing glasses.
Samantha (OC): Fair point.
Butters: I can't wait to play Blue Toad!
Pip: I'm playing Yellow Toad.
Damien: I'm playing Red Toad.
Scott M: My character is Green Toad.
Sophie: I'm playing Toadette.
Pip: But what about Allie?
Allie: I'm playing Birdo.
Pip: You know? Even as Birdo, you still look cute.
Allie: Aw! Thanks, Babe!
Daniel: Douglas, I have a question.
Douglas: What is it, Daniel?
Daniel: Who's gonna play Yoshi?
Douglas: Nate's gonna play him. Anyways, guys. We can't start filming until Dougie comes out.
Theresa: Ugh... That little dork is already ruining our movie before it even started!
Isla: I know! He can't do anything right!
They are in charge of dressing up the kids as the Mario characters.
Douglas: Dougie, come out. We can't start filming without you!
Dougie: I don't wanna.
Douglas: Dude, we can't start without you!
Dougie: But I'll be made fun of like I always do!
Douglas: Dude, come on. Come out so we can start the movie.
Dougie: Okay.
Dougie exits the farmhouse and he was wearing the Bowser Jr. costume that was ugly looking. All of the kids were looking at him and they bursted out laughing at him.
Theresa: Ha! You look ridiculous!
Isla: Yeah! And what's even funnier is that we made it!
Cartman: Congratulations, Dorky! You look more uglier than before!
Everyone continued laughing at the young ginger boy.
Douglas: Okay. This is really hilarious! We should put this in the movie!
Dougie: NO!!!
Douglas: Calm down. I was just kidding. Theresa and Isla, can you remake the costume?
Theresa: Okay, Douglas. Come on, Dorky. Take off the costume.
Dougie: Stop calling me that! And also, I'm not even wearing any clothes under this costume!
Isla: Just take it off before we hit you!
Dougie reentered the farmhouse, took off the costume and threw it out the house, and it hits Theresa.
Theresa: That's rude!
Isla: Yeah! Who do you think you are, you little loser?!
Dougie opened the door and flipped them off. Bebe vomits after seeing him naked.
Red: Put some clothes on, Dorky!
Wendy: Yeah! Nobody wants to see your ugly body!
Dougie: I will! God! And stop calling me that!
Samantha handed him the bag that contained his clothes.
Samantha (OC): Be back in time for the filming, okay?
Dougie: Okay.
He grabbed a bag of his clothes and went upstairs to put them back on.
10 Minutes Later...
Douglas: Okay. Brimmy, when I start recording on my video camera, you start narrating.
Brimmy: Okay, Douglas.
Daniel: Everyone, remember your lines and don't screw up. I'm looking at you, Annie.
Annie: Okay. But who's playing Luma?
Ike: I'm Luma.
Annie: Aw! You are so adorable!
Daniel: Douglas, can I talk to you for a minute?
Douglas: Okay.
The two boys walked into the barn to have their talk.
Daniel: Are you sure having my girlfriend play Rosalina is a good idea?
Douglas: Yeah.
Daniel: But she's incredibly dumb as a rock and she gets easily distracted!
Douglas: Don't worry. Since you're her boyfriend, you can keep an eye on her and made sure she doesn't mess up her lines.
Daniel: Okay.
They start shooting the movie.
Douglas: And action!
Brimmy: (Narrating) It was a beautiful day at the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario and his friends are about to celebrate Princes Peach's birthday.
Stan: (As Mario) Happy Birthday, Princess Peach.
Bebe: (As Princess Peach) Thank you so much, Mario. I really appreciate it.
Kyle: (As Luigi) You really deserve this party.
Bebe: (As Princess Peach) Thanks, Luigi.
Douglas: (Quietly) Okay. That's really good so far.
Brimmy: (Narrating) And just as they were about to sing happy birthday. Kaboom! Bowser enters the castles with his minions!
Cartman: (As Bowser) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Princess Peach! I see you're having a birthday!
Stan: (As Mario) Go away, Bowser: You're not kidnapping the princess on her special day!
Cartman: (As Bowser) We'll see about that! Minions, attack!
The kids who were dressed as Bowser's minions came in and ruined everything and they took Bebe (Princess Peach)
Bebe: (As Princess Peach) Mario, Luigi, Toad! Save me!
Kyle: (As Luigi) Mario, Toad, let's go save the Princess!
Stan and Kenny: (As Mario and Toad) On It!
Douglas: Cut! That was perfect the first take!
Cartman: So we did good?
Douglas: Yup. We're gonna shoot the next scene in 30 minutes, so make sure you practice your lines.
15 Minutes Later, Dougie exits the farmhouse fully clothed and approached some of the girls.
Dougie: Sup, Ladies.
Millie: Ew! Go away, Dougie!
Sally T: Yeah! We don't like you!
Dougie: But I'm playing Bowser Jr. We have a lot in common. We're both cute, we're both adored by fans, and we...
Red: We don't want to fucking hear it!
Dougie: Hey, Red. I hope they're gonna be a kissing scene between us.
Red: Fuck no! I would never kiss you! You're so disgusting and ugly!
Kelly R: Go away, Pervert!
Dougie: Okay. I'm gonna go hang out with my girlfriend Karen.
He leaves the girls.
Wendy: He is so annoyingly perverted.
Bebe: Yeah. Samantha, how did you end up having an ugly piece of trash for a stepbrother?
Samantha (OC): Okay. Can you please leave my brother alone already?!
Douglas was drinking a can of Lemonade when Daniel approached him.
Daniel: Douglas, can we talk?
Douglas: Sure.
Daniel: About my girlfriend Annie. I'm trying to get her to remember her lines, but she keeps getting distracted.
Douglas: Goddamn it. Look, try to get her to focus on her lines. We're nowhere near the Rosalina scene yet, so please have her stick to the script or I will have to give the Rosalina role to someone else.
Daniel: Okay.
He walked away to rejoin his girlfriend.
Douglas: (Sighs) My fanmade movie is doing good so far, even though we only shot one scene, so let's keep going.
A couple of scenes later...
They have made it to the Rosalina part, and Annie was having a hard time remembering her lines.
Annie: (As Rosalina) Mario... I have called you here because... (She forgot her lines again.) you... (As herself) Wait. What's my line again? I keep forgetting.
Everybody facepalmed at her stupidity.
Kelly-Ann: Goddamn it, Annie.
Douglas: Annie, your line is "Mario, I have called you here because I've heard you're trying to rescue the Princess from Bowser." That is your fucking line!
Annie: Okay.
Douglas: And action!
Annie: (As Rosalina) Mario... I have called you here because I've heard you're trying to rescue the Princess.
Douglas: (Whispering) Thank god she remembered.
After finishing the scene...
Douglas: Okay. Looks like we managed to get through the entire movie in one day. Normally, it would take months for movies to be made, but we managed to make this one in one day.
Nate ran towards Douglas.
Nate: Douglas!
Douglas: What's wrong, Nate?
Nate: It's Jessie and Kal. They have been chasing after me after we made the previous scene.
Douglas: Damn it. How did this happen?!
Flashback to a few minutes ago...
Nate was done with his scene when...
Jessie: Hey, Nate. We really like your hair.
Nate: Really? Thanks. See, Cartman?! Not everybody hates gingers!
Kal: In fact, your hair looks like a big juicy carrot.
Jessie: Yeah, and carrots taste so good.
Nate: What?
Kal: We want that carrot attached to your head.
Jessie: Yeah.
Nate: What?
Both girls tried to bite Nate's hair, but he runs off and they chased after him.
End of flashback.
Nate: And that's what happened.
Douglas: Goddamn it. Why? Are they doing this?
Nate: I don't even know.
They then heard a thunderstorm.
Douglas: Oh shit. Everyone, inside the house now!
The kids ran into the farmhouse as it starts raining hard.
In the house...
Douglas: Well, my Mario movie is ruined, thanks to the stupid rain.
Stan: Look, Douglas. Maybe we can still do the movie when it stops raining.
Douglas: How? I'm pretty sure everything is wet right now.
Dougie: We could've just covered up everything. That way, they would still be working okay.
Cartman: Dorky, I'm gonna hurt you severely.
Samantha (OC): Do that and I will kick your ass.
Dogpoo: You know? They always say the show must go on, so we can continue filming the movie when it stops raining.
Meagan: But how?! Our equipment is wet! The entire movie is ruined because of this!
Kelly-Ann: Yeah!
Douglas: I know how we can still do the movie. But first, we should wait when it stops raining.
Nate: Yeah.
Jessie and Kal had forks and knives in their hands and they're about to eat Nate's hair, thinking it's a carrot.
Wendy: Girls, stop trying to eat Nate's hair! You'll get sick if you do that!
Jessie: But we like carrots.
Kal: Yeah.
Lola: His hair is not a carrot!
Jessie: But, hairstyle twin...
Lola: No! You better stop calling me that because we are not hairstyle twins! Just because we have the same hairstyle doesn't mean we're hairstyle twins!
Isla: Same goes for you Kal!
Kal: Okay Hairstyle Twin.
Isla: And stop calling me your hairstyle twin!
Nelly: Now you know how I feel.
Kelly P: About what, hairstyle twin?
Nelly: God fucking damn it! Will you stop calling me that?!
Shelly appeared with a bunch of Tegridy Farms film equipment.
Shelly: You turds can finish your movie. We have extra filming equipment in the basement.
Stan: Thanks, Shelly!
Shelly: Whatever.
She drops the equipment and heads back to the e living room.
Butters: I'm surprised all of that didn't break when she dropped it.
Pip: Look like we have a movie to finish.
Allie: Yup.
The rain stops.
Kyle: Looks like it stopped raining.
Douglas: Okay. Come on, Guys. We have a movie to finish!
(Play Jump Up, Super Star! from Super Mario Odyssey for this section)
The South Park kids spend the rest of the day filming the remaining scenes of the movie. Douglas continues filming while Brimmy was narrating. Dougie as Bowser Jr. was attacking Stan and Kyle who are Mario and Luigi. The South Park kids continued doing their scenes for the homemade Mario movie, which is now complete. Douglas was up all night editing the scenes and adding special effects to them. As soon as he was finished, he uploaded the movie to YouTube, and it got a whole bunch of views. And now, the kids are happy that their movie became an internet sensation.
The next day at school...
Douglas was opening his locker when...
PC Principal: Douglas, please report to my office.
Douglas: Okay. I guess I'll be going there then.
He then goes to principal's office and notices Mario.
Mario: Hello, Douglas. It's-a me, Mario! And I-a noticed-a your movie. And it was-a super amazing! You should be a movie maker when you-a grow up.
Douglas: Wow. Thanks Mario!
Mario: You're-a welcome.
They shook hands.
PC Principal: This is amazing.
Mr. Mackey: Yup.
Mario leaves the principal's office and all of the kids in the hallway are in awe and amazed that Mario was at their school.
Dougie: Luigi's my favorite character.
All the kids in the hallway started beating up Dougie as Mario exits the school.
Mario: I'm-a so proud of that kid. Wahoo!