Capito: Hello, and welcome to the first chapter of "Yu-gi-oh! Fantasy 7".
Yami C.: He's your host, and I'm the assistant. Do I have to be the assistant?
Capito: Yes you have. Now be a good Yami, and announce.
Yami C.: Fine. Capito Celcior does not own Yu-gi-oh! or Final fantasy 7 for that matter.
Capito: There you go. Okay, this is the all famous FF7 story, played by the characters of YGO. Its my first attempt at a humour fic.
Yami C.: And it'll show.
Capito: Hey!
(suddenly everyone of Yu-gi-oh! Appears. Yugi, Yami, Tea, Joey, Tristan, Isis, Serenity, Kaiba, Mai, Ryou, Yami Bakura, Malik and Yami Malik;)
Yugi: Hum, guys? What are we doing here?
Joey: Yeah, I was just taking a nap.
Capito: Well, you are going to play FF7.
Tea: Really?
Yami C: Yep. Capito here got the brilliant idea of doing something that has been done numerous times before.
Capito: It has?
Yugi: I think so.
Capito: Well, we'll do it any way! Okay, the cast.
Yami C.: First, Cloud Strife. The leader and hero of the game. He's lost part's of his memory, and thus who would be better then our own ex-amnesia ruler: Yami
Yami: Me? Did I say I was going to participate in this story?
Capito: No, now shut up and let's continue.
Yami C.: Yami Strife's good friend Tifa Lockheart: Isis
Isis: I'd love to, but. I can't fight with my fists like her.
Capito: Oh you can.
Isis: How.
Capito: Cause I say you can. Yami Celcior?
Yami C.: No problem. (Swings the Millennium Sword, points it at Isis and a flash of light comes out.)
Isis: My eyes!!! (Tries jumping away, does a complete back flip and hits Yami Bakura straight in the face with her foot.)
Y.B.: Aww, damn woman! Watch it.
All the rest in awe.
Capito: There. Told you. Now for the famous Cid Highwind, pilot extraordinaire, Joey!
Mai: What!!! You want us dead? Joey can't drive a bike, let alone pilot an airship.
Yami C.: You underestimate the power of the author.
Joey: All right. A main character.
Capito: Yes, Joey. Okay, moving on.
Yami C.: That's right, Capito. And it looks like we have another important character to announce. Oh, who will it be.
Capito: You watch to much TV. Its for the part of.
Yami C.: Aeris, the flower lady from the slumps, last of the Cetra. And chosen for her 'innocence', its Serenity!!!
Joey: All right, sis. You made it too.
Serenity: Yes, I know the whole part already. I fall in love and die.
Joey: Yeah. hey, what. YOU FALL IN LOVE??? AND DIE???
Capito: Well. yeah.
Joey: You sick author. You're gonna kill her!
Capito: It's not real. Relax.
Yami C.: Oookaay. Movin on. For the part of Vincent, we ,Capito and I, Have chosen Kaiba.
Kaiba: Huh?
Capito: You got the role of Vincent.
Kaiba: Yeah sure.
Tea: What about me?
Capito: You get to be Yuffie.
Yami C.: And for the part of Baret, leader of Avalanche, Tristan.
Tristan: Woohoo. I get to be in charge.
Yami: Just for a short time. I take it over from you.
Tristan: Oh, well at least I get to play from the beginning.
Yami C. and for the part of Cait Sith, we have. borrowed Teddy from Rebecca. (Teddy appears and the sounds of screams can be heard.)
Far away Rebecca: Teddy, teddy. Where are you.
Yami: Ah. And how are you planning to move this thing? It was partially controlled by Reeve.
Capito: Yes, and since Cait Sith was a game freak, we decided that the part was going to Duke Devlin (He too appears, but from out of a door)
Duke: What's up?
Yugi: Duke, you're in this too?
Duke: Yeah, it pays really well.
Mai: What do you mean 'Pays well'.
Duke: I mean, I get a lot of mon-ney for doing this.
Joey: Why does he get paid and we don't?
Capito: Well, with my author power, I can make you guys, but somehow, he dared me in a dice bet. He did wanted the part, but said he would do it and would teach me one of those dice tricks if I won. And he would do it, but get a paycheck if he would win.
Duke: Naturally, I won.
Tristan: And, how much does he make?
Capito bowing over and whispering in Tristan's ear.
Tristan: o_o Holy S**t. That much?
Yami C.: Yes, but now, the last one of the good guys. Red XIII
Yugi: I wonder who could do that.
Capito: Why Yugi, I'm glad you asked. That would be you.
Yugi: Uhm, excuse me, but isn't Red XIII an animal?
Yami C.: How quickly you forgot. Power of Illusion. One of my gifts. (Aims at Yugi)
Yami: Aibou.
Yugi's hair turns fire red. He seems to grow a tale and his hands turn into claws.
Yugi: What the. Hey, no fair.
Capito: You'll have to deal with it. Okay, enough for now. Next Time, I'll give the baddies their part and the minor parts. And we will start the story.
Yami C.: R&R.
Yugi: Hey, what about me? Do I have to be like this? HELP!!!
Yami C.: He's your host, and I'm the assistant. Do I have to be the assistant?
Capito: Yes you have. Now be a good Yami, and announce.
Yami C.: Fine. Capito Celcior does not own Yu-gi-oh! or Final fantasy 7 for that matter.
Capito: There you go. Okay, this is the all famous FF7 story, played by the characters of YGO. Its my first attempt at a humour fic.
Yami C.: And it'll show.
Capito: Hey!
(suddenly everyone of Yu-gi-oh! Appears. Yugi, Yami, Tea, Joey, Tristan, Isis, Serenity, Kaiba, Mai, Ryou, Yami Bakura, Malik and Yami Malik;)
Yugi: Hum, guys? What are we doing here?
Joey: Yeah, I was just taking a nap.
Capito: Well, you are going to play FF7.
Tea: Really?
Yami C: Yep. Capito here got the brilliant idea of doing something that has been done numerous times before.
Capito: It has?
Yugi: I think so.
Capito: Well, we'll do it any way! Okay, the cast.
Yami C.: First, Cloud Strife. The leader and hero of the game. He's lost part's of his memory, and thus who would be better then our own ex-amnesia ruler: Yami
Yami: Me? Did I say I was going to participate in this story?
Capito: No, now shut up and let's continue.
Yami C.: Yami Strife's good friend Tifa Lockheart: Isis
Isis: I'd love to, but. I can't fight with my fists like her.
Capito: Oh you can.
Isis: How.
Capito: Cause I say you can. Yami Celcior?
Yami C.: No problem. (Swings the Millennium Sword, points it at Isis and a flash of light comes out.)
Isis: My eyes!!! (Tries jumping away, does a complete back flip and hits Yami Bakura straight in the face with her foot.)
Y.B.: Aww, damn woman! Watch it.
All the rest in awe.
Capito: There. Told you. Now for the famous Cid Highwind, pilot extraordinaire, Joey!
Mai: What!!! You want us dead? Joey can't drive a bike, let alone pilot an airship.
Yami C.: You underestimate the power of the author.
Joey: All right. A main character.
Capito: Yes, Joey. Okay, moving on.
Yami C.: That's right, Capito. And it looks like we have another important character to announce. Oh, who will it be.
Capito: You watch to much TV. Its for the part of.
Yami C.: Aeris, the flower lady from the slumps, last of the Cetra. And chosen for her 'innocence', its Serenity!!!
Joey: All right, sis. You made it too.
Serenity: Yes, I know the whole part already. I fall in love and die.
Joey: Yeah. hey, what. YOU FALL IN LOVE??? AND DIE???
Capito: Well. yeah.
Joey: You sick author. You're gonna kill her!
Capito: It's not real. Relax.
Yami C.: Oookaay. Movin on. For the part of Vincent, we ,Capito and I, Have chosen Kaiba.
Kaiba: Huh?
Capito: You got the role of Vincent.
Kaiba: Yeah sure.
Tea: What about me?
Capito: You get to be Yuffie.
Yami C.: And for the part of Baret, leader of Avalanche, Tristan.
Tristan: Woohoo. I get to be in charge.
Yami: Just for a short time. I take it over from you.
Tristan: Oh, well at least I get to play from the beginning.
Yami C. and for the part of Cait Sith, we have. borrowed Teddy from Rebecca. (Teddy appears and the sounds of screams can be heard.)
Far away Rebecca: Teddy, teddy. Where are you.
Yami: Ah. And how are you planning to move this thing? It was partially controlled by Reeve.
Capito: Yes, and since Cait Sith was a game freak, we decided that the part was going to Duke Devlin (He too appears, but from out of a door)
Duke: What's up?
Yugi: Duke, you're in this too?
Duke: Yeah, it pays really well.
Mai: What do you mean 'Pays well'.
Duke: I mean, I get a lot of mon-ney for doing this.
Joey: Why does he get paid and we don't?
Capito: Well, with my author power, I can make you guys, but somehow, he dared me in a dice bet. He did wanted the part, but said he would do it and would teach me one of those dice tricks if I won. And he would do it, but get a paycheck if he would win.
Duke: Naturally, I won.
Tristan: And, how much does he make?
Capito bowing over and whispering in Tristan's ear.
Tristan: o_o Holy S**t. That much?
Yami C.: Yes, but now, the last one of the good guys. Red XIII
Yugi: I wonder who could do that.
Capito: Why Yugi, I'm glad you asked. That would be you.
Yugi: Uhm, excuse me, but isn't Red XIII an animal?
Yami C.: How quickly you forgot. Power of Illusion. One of my gifts. (Aims at Yugi)
Yami: Aibou.
Yugi's hair turns fire red. He seems to grow a tale and his hands turn into claws.
Yugi: What the. Hey, no fair.
Capito: You'll have to deal with it. Okay, enough for now. Next Time, I'll give the baddies their part and the minor parts. And we will start the story.
Yami C.: R&R.
Yugi: Hey, what about me? Do I have to be like this? HELP!!!