Capito: Hey guys. Woohoo, updates. Thank you Mamono. I notice Seto is your
fav. character.
And thank you, Dark Elf 6. And about that Yami suppressing tip. . . well, it didn't go as planned. The authors frying pan I mean. Sure, he doesn't talk bad to me so much any more. In fact, he nearly doesn't talk at all! He has developed a Frying Pan Phobia! He just sits in a corner, looking at me and whispering to himself. If he sees a frying pan he runs away screaming. And last time when I had to go to a supermarket, there was a pan-sale. I was standing 2 meters away from the frying pans, and he just ran up to me, pushed me on the ground, locked my arm on my back and screamed: Oh, no you don't. I won't let you! No more. NO MORE!!!
He's lost it. But he has to announce, so here he is. (Drags Yami Celcior in, completely tied up in chains.)
Capito: Announce!
Yami C.: Capito Celcior does. . . does not own Yu-gi-oh! and, and Final Fantasy.
Capito: (friendly tone)Which Final Fantasy?
Yami C.: (screaming like he's going to be tortured, burned, killed and chopped) Nr 7, Nr 7!!! Please, no more frying pan. I beg you. (breaks down, crying)
Capito: There there. I told you I was sorry about the whole frying pan. It worked with DE6.
Y.C.: Then why -sniff- am I tied up?
Capito: Cause you wouldn't listen and stay in the same room as me.
Yugi: (still with red fur and paws -read first chapter-) Hey, lets start. The sooner this is over, the sooner I lose this fur. It's itching!
Yami: I thought it was all an illusion?
Y.C.: It is. Its all in his head. Please, save me.
Tristan: (completely covered up) We would, but that author power is holding us down. And besides, is this your work? (puts cloak down, revealing a big, black beard and his right hand replaced by a machine gun)
Capito: Yeah, Yami Celcior did that. Don't worry, it'll go of at the end. But no time to argue now, we have some baddies to make.
First of all, the first foe, President Shinra. That will be something for Weevil.
Everybody: What!!!
Weevil: Thank you. I knew I would make my way cheating.
Capito: That's why you're chosen. Shinra cheats all of the time. Don't worry guys (turns to our "hero's") don't forget he dies in the very beginning.
Everybody: Hooray.
Capito: Now, for his son. . .
Weevil: I have a son?
Capito: Yes, he replaces you after you die. Now, for Rufus Shinra I have chosen. . . Malik!
Marik: What about me?
Capito: I don't know, you might get some small parts. Okay, so for our big evil company leaders we have decided. You guys might want to hang around CEO Kaiba for a while.
Kaiba, Weevil and Malik: Hey!!!
Yami C.: Somebody help. I am still not free.
Joey: Shut it. We are listening to the announcements. I wanna know who I'm gonna beat up.
Capito: Thank you. Now, for the Turks: For Tseng, Yami Bakura. For Reno, Rex Raptor. For Rude, Rishid. And Mai will play Elena.
Mai: What, you think I'm an evil character?
Capito: No, but it was the only important role that I could think of for you. Except if you want to be Scarlet. Sorry
Mai: Point taken.
Capito: Next is, of course the infamous, evil, brilliant foe Sephiroth. I have chosen a guy who has 2 out of 3 of those qualities. Meet. . . Pegiroth!!! Muhahahaaa!
(Pegasus walks in) Ah, Kaibaboy and Yugiboy. What are you doing here?
Tea, Mai, Serenity and Yugi start screaming like girls. (Three of them ARE girls)
Everybody else: PEGASUS.
Yami: What in the name of RA are YOU doing here? I demand to know.
Pegasus: Easy, Cloudy. You're supposed to have looked up to me once, the great Pegiroth!!!
Capito: You are taking this to far. You're just an actor.
Pegasus: Am I really? How do YOU know so sure?
Capito: Cause I'm the one told who told you that you were going to play Sephiroth.
Now, for the last three, I choose Kemo for the part of Heidegger, Marik for Palmer and Scarlet as herself.
Everybody (again): What the h**l?
Scarlet: Yeah, C. here couldn't think of anyone who could be as good as me.
Capito: Uh, I couldn't find anyone at all. So, you guys are gonna have to do with her. Sorry.
Everybody except Kaiba: Aaaawww.
Kaiba: Hey, but we get to kill her as well. And Isis, you have a slap contest with her.
Isis: Really??? Do I win???
Kaiba: You have to endure one smack, and the next time you beat her.
Joey: Hey, I thought she lost?
Capito: That's only when you suck at the game. Not literally.
Serenity: So what. He sucks at the game figure of speech AND literally.
Everybody else: Eeewww. Grosse.
Capito: Remind me to never lend games to Joey.
Yami C.: Sure. Will you untie me then?
Capito: After these announcements. Yugi, do you know why you are Red XIII? Cause Bugenhagen is played by your Grandpa. And Serenity, your mom is playing Elmyra.
Joey: Great, I can see mom.
Capito: Eh, sorry Joey. She only wanted to participate if you had a restraining order. Oh and Godo is played by Crockete (or how the he** you spell it anyway.). That will be all. Next chapter, we begin the story. Until then. Ciao!
And thank you, Dark Elf 6. And about that Yami suppressing tip. . . well, it didn't go as planned. The authors frying pan I mean. Sure, he doesn't talk bad to me so much any more. In fact, he nearly doesn't talk at all! He has developed a Frying Pan Phobia! He just sits in a corner, looking at me and whispering to himself. If he sees a frying pan he runs away screaming. And last time when I had to go to a supermarket, there was a pan-sale. I was standing 2 meters away from the frying pans, and he just ran up to me, pushed me on the ground, locked my arm on my back and screamed: Oh, no you don't. I won't let you! No more. NO MORE!!!
He's lost it. But he has to announce, so here he is. (Drags Yami Celcior in, completely tied up in chains.)
Capito: Announce!
Yami C.: Capito Celcior does. . . does not own Yu-gi-oh! and, and Final Fantasy.
Capito: (friendly tone)Which Final Fantasy?
Yami C.: (screaming like he's going to be tortured, burned, killed and chopped) Nr 7, Nr 7!!! Please, no more frying pan. I beg you. (breaks down, crying)
Capito: There there. I told you I was sorry about the whole frying pan. It worked with DE6.
Y.C.: Then why -sniff- am I tied up?
Capito: Cause you wouldn't listen and stay in the same room as me.
Yugi: (still with red fur and paws -read first chapter-) Hey, lets start. The sooner this is over, the sooner I lose this fur. It's itching!
Yami: I thought it was all an illusion?
Y.C.: It is. Its all in his head. Please, save me.
Tristan: (completely covered up) We would, but that author power is holding us down. And besides, is this your work? (puts cloak down, revealing a big, black beard and his right hand replaced by a machine gun)
Capito: Yeah, Yami Celcior did that. Don't worry, it'll go of at the end. But no time to argue now, we have some baddies to make.
First of all, the first foe, President Shinra. That will be something for Weevil.
Everybody: What!!!
Weevil: Thank you. I knew I would make my way cheating.
Capito: That's why you're chosen. Shinra cheats all of the time. Don't worry guys (turns to our "hero's") don't forget he dies in the very beginning.
Everybody: Hooray.
Capito: Now, for his son. . .
Weevil: I have a son?
Capito: Yes, he replaces you after you die. Now, for Rufus Shinra I have chosen. . . Malik!
Marik: What about me?
Capito: I don't know, you might get some small parts. Okay, so for our big evil company leaders we have decided. You guys might want to hang around CEO Kaiba for a while.
Kaiba, Weevil and Malik: Hey!!!
Yami C.: Somebody help. I am still not free.
Joey: Shut it. We are listening to the announcements. I wanna know who I'm gonna beat up.
Capito: Thank you. Now, for the Turks: For Tseng, Yami Bakura. For Reno, Rex Raptor. For Rude, Rishid. And Mai will play Elena.
Mai: What, you think I'm an evil character?
Capito: No, but it was the only important role that I could think of for you. Except if you want to be Scarlet. Sorry
Mai: Point taken.
Capito: Next is, of course the infamous, evil, brilliant foe Sephiroth. I have chosen a guy who has 2 out of 3 of those qualities. Meet. . . Pegiroth!!! Muhahahaaa!
(Pegasus walks in) Ah, Kaibaboy and Yugiboy. What are you doing here?
Tea, Mai, Serenity and Yugi start screaming like girls. (Three of them ARE girls)
Everybody else: PEGASUS.
Yami: What in the name of RA are YOU doing here? I demand to know.
Pegasus: Easy, Cloudy. You're supposed to have looked up to me once, the great Pegiroth!!!
Capito: You are taking this to far. You're just an actor.
Pegasus: Am I really? How do YOU know so sure?
Capito: Cause I'm the one told who told you that you were going to play Sephiroth.
Now, for the last three, I choose Kemo for the part of Heidegger, Marik for Palmer and Scarlet as herself.
Everybody (again): What the h**l?
Scarlet: Yeah, C. here couldn't think of anyone who could be as good as me.
Capito: Uh, I couldn't find anyone at all. So, you guys are gonna have to do with her. Sorry.
Everybody except Kaiba: Aaaawww.
Kaiba: Hey, but we get to kill her as well. And Isis, you have a slap contest with her.
Isis: Really??? Do I win???
Kaiba: You have to endure one smack, and the next time you beat her.
Joey: Hey, I thought she lost?
Capito: That's only when you suck at the game. Not literally.
Serenity: So what. He sucks at the game figure of speech AND literally.
Everybody else: Eeewww. Grosse.
Capito: Remind me to never lend games to Joey.
Yami C.: Sure. Will you untie me then?
Capito: After these announcements. Yugi, do you know why you are Red XIII? Cause Bugenhagen is played by your Grandpa. And Serenity, your mom is playing Elmyra.
Joey: Great, I can see mom.
Capito: Eh, sorry Joey. She only wanted to participate if you had a restraining order. Oh and Godo is played by Crockete (or how the he** you spell it anyway.). That will be all. Next chapter, we begin the story. Until then. Ciao!