Yami Celcior: Hello, and welcome to the third instalment of Yu-Gi-Oh!
Fantasy 7. I'm the assistant director, Yami Celcior.
Now, last time you saw me all scared and stuff, but that's over now. I've got my revenge.
Capito: (storming in, furious) WHO spray painted MY hair PINK?!?
Yami C.: (smirking) I have no idea.
Capito: YOU!!! How could you. Who gave you this stupid idea?
(Dark Elf 6 whistling innocently, and slowly walks away)
Capito: Dark Elf? And the therapist told me he was just getting better. Okay, that does it. You're going down. (Takes out the patented Super- Giant- Waterproof-Author-Frying-Pan)
Capito: I'm gonna hit you SO hard, the therapist is going to take ten years just to get you talking again.
Yami C.: (Takes out two Mega-Pink-Hairspray-Cans) Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna spray you so pink, even Barbie's gonna puke.
(Star an all out battle of author-Yami)
Yugi: Eh, guys? We were supposed to start today.
Yami: It doesn't matter, Yugi. We'll start it anyway.
Tea: Yeah, I'll concern myself with them. I got a great idea. Okay, you two, let's talk friendship. (Starts friendship speech)
Malik: This could take a while. Let's begin.
Isis: Capito Celcior does not own Yu-gi-oh!.
Scarlet: And he doesn't own Final Fantasy 7 as well.
~~~
Narrator: Stars, stars, so many stars. They turn into green orbs, shining light.
A face, an angel it seems. Serenity stands up. She was praying at a small fountain. She walks on, to find herself in front of a street, cars racing by, almost hitting her
Serenity: Hey, you moron on wheels! If you can't drive, stay of the road. You must be the reason of half the road kill!
Narrator: Ahum, moving on. Up in the air, the cars fade. A huge city reveals itself. And there, a train. City, train, city, train, cit. . . no wait, that's the train. It slows down.
In the station, two guards are with the train.
Someone jumps out. A girl. One guard runs forward.
Mai: (She is given the part of Jessie, just for a small part on the good guys) Heeya!
Narrator: The girl kicks the man. The other guard notices (took him a while, no?) and runs forward. A boy jumps out and swings the incoming guard over his shoulder.
Mokuba: And stay down. (Hey, Mokuba wanted a part so badly, and Kaiba threatened to sue me for everything I got, so I gave him Biggs part. But how the h*** did he do that move?)
Narrator: A fat guy appears (its Joey with a pillow stuffed under his sweater. I needed someone to play Wedge, and only Joey can eat as much. Plus, Cid won't appear for a while.)
Then, a big, bearded man comes out. He has a gun instead of his right hand.
Tristan: Come on, newbie.
Narrator: Yami spins sideways down. He's wearing a dark blue outfit. (check the good movies. His suit is dark blue)
The four others are around the corner, and completely ignored by the two guards coming down. (I always wondered about that.) A battle begins.
The two guards are holding a gun, and the blue-suited-trespasser pulls out a HUGE sword.
Yami: Ugh, how can he even lift this.
Guard 1: Hey, look. He can't lift that thing. As long as he can't do that, we're safe. (fires his gun, but misses)
Suddenly, Yami lifts the sword.
Guard 2: He can, he fooled us.
Narrator: They both run away, and lucky for Yami. Immediately, he falls back because of the weight.
Our hero robs the two dead bodies of a potion.
Yami: So this is what the Tomb Robber feels.
Narrator: You don't know any 'Tomb Robber' Yami. Okay, he starts running upwards. He gains up on Mokuba and Joey. Mai is working on the door.
Mokuba: Hey, we've never had anyone who used to work for SOLDIER work for us.
Mai: He's from SOLDIER? Aren't they the enemy? Eww, this door is dirty. I just finished my nails.
Mokuba: That's great Jessie. No, I said he USED to work for SOLDIER, now he works for us. By the way, what was your name again?
Yami: Cumulus. . . No, wait. It had something to do with. . . Ah, yes. Cloud.
Narrator: Okay it's just a play (takes a whole bottle of painkillers, aspirin and stuff and swallows it all.)
I'm calm.
Mokuba: Nice to meet ya. I'm Bi. . .
Yami: I don't care for your names. I was hired for this job, and nothing more.
Mai: Now that's just plain rude.
Narrator: Tristan appears, shaking his hand violently.
Tristan: Hey, hurry up guys.
Mai: Don't worry. (door opens) There.
They all run in, with Cumulus, I mean Cloud/Yami waiting. Tristan turns around.
Tristan: I don't know if I should trust you.
Yami: What's your name?
Tristan: You're the one that names me. I've played the game.
Narrator: Uh, Tristan? We use the standard names. You're Barret Wallace.
Tristan: What he said. Okay, move it.
Narrator: And so, they continued their terrorist actions. Tristan gave a 'Save the planet' speech, Yami ignored him (Probably still bored from the 'Save the Wales speeches -sure they need to be saved, but man those speeches-) They unlocked two more doors, and left Mokuba and Joey for a look-out. Mai, Tristan and Yami went in the elevator. Mai, being the 'I- don't-want-to-put-the-smallest-pressure-on-my-fingernails'-girl she was, demanded Yami to press the button.
The elevator goes down, and they jump out. After a long chase, they enter a building.
Mai: Okay, I'll stay here.
Yami: Why?
Mai: Cause I gotta do my make-up.
Tristan: Okay, see you later.
Narrator: They go down, leaving Mai to do her make-up. They walk over a small 'bridge' and there it is: Mako Reactor nr.1.
Yami: (Falls down on knees) Aaaahhh. Mental images, help. HELP.
Tristan: Are you alright?
Yami: No, I'm fine. In fact I feel like I just won the Lottery.
Tristan: Really?
Yami: NO!!! My head feels like exploding. Lets hurry. The sooner we finish this, the sooner I get some medic attention.
Tristan: You're insured?
Yami: does this job has a medical insurance?
Tristan: you're with a bunch of unorganized terrorists who plan on rid the world of the evil organization Shinra at all costs, even if we don't have much money. Of course this job doesn't come with medic insurance.
Yami: Then I don't. Let's blow this joint.
Narrator: They place the bomb and then. . .
Launcher Spider: Hahaha. I will destroy these two targets. Affirmative, affirmative.
Yami: A launcher Spider. Attack it with thunder magic.
Tristan: ???
Narrator: Yami pulls out an orb and produces. . .
Yami: Nothing?
Capito: (just recovered from the friendship speech. It did more brain damage then Yami Celcior ever could do.) Must have run out of batteries. This is a low budget play.
Yami: And what with the fancy backgrounds?
Capito: Why do you think it's low budget.
Yami: Yeah, right. Okay, I ATTACK!
Narrator: And thus, Yami strode forwards and slashed down.
Tristan: My turn. (Aims his gun-arm and fires, only to find corks flying out.)
Capito: Again, it's a low budget play.
Narrator: Okay, I'll just act as if it had much effect. Okay, and so, the launcher spider wasn't feeling well, and he lifted up his hind legs.
Yami: Barret, be careful. When a Launcher Spider does that, he prepares to counter. Do not, I repeat: DO NOT attack him.
Narrator: Tristan, being the stupid one he is, decided to attack him anyway, and noticed the hard way to listen better to Yami.
Tristan: Uh, Cloud. Why is the spider turning? Cloud? Why is the spider fidgeting his legs? Why is there a white, sticky goo flying towards me? Why is it hurting?
Narrator: Okay, that said and done, the spider stopped with putting up his legs.
Yami: Okay, attack!!!
Narrator: The spider was defeated. Tristan found a better weapon and the clock was ticking. 10.00, 09.59, 09.58. . . Our two heroes ran for it. Will they make it? Tune in next time.
Same dumb hour, same dumb author.
Now, last time you saw me all scared and stuff, but that's over now. I've got my revenge.
Capito: (storming in, furious) WHO spray painted MY hair PINK?!?
Yami C.: (smirking) I have no idea.
Capito: YOU!!! How could you. Who gave you this stupid idea?
(Dark Elf 6 whistling innocently, and slowly walks away)
Capito: Dark Elf? And the therapist told me he was just getting better. Okay, that does it. You're going down. (Takes out the patented Super- Giant- Waterproof-Author-Frying-Pan)
Capito: I'm gonna hit you SO hard, the therapist is going to take ten years just to get you talking again.
Yami C.: (Takes out two Mega-Pink-Hairspray-Cans) Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna spray you so pink, even Barbie's gonna puke.
(Star an all out battle of author-Yami)
Yugi: Eh, guys? We were supposed to start today.
Yami: It doesn't matter, Yugi. We'll start it anyway.
Tea: Yeah, I'll concern myself with them. I got a great idea. Okay, you two, let's talk friendship. (Starts friendship speech)
Malik: This could take a while. Let's begin.
Isis: Capito Celcior does not own Yu-gi-oh!.
Scarlet: And he doesn't own Final Fantasy 7 as well.
~~~
Narrator: Stars, stars, so many stars. They turn into green orbs, shining light.
A face, an angel it seems. Serenity stands up. She was praying at a small fountain. She walks on, to find herself in front of a street, cars racing by, almost hitting her
Serenity: Hey, you moron on wheels! If you can't drive, stay of the road. You must be the reason of half the road kill!
Narrator: Ahum, moving on. Up in the air, the cars fade. A huge city reveals itself. And there, a train. City, train, city, train, cit. . . no wait, that's the train. It slows down.
In the station, two guards are with the train.
Someone jumps out. A girl. One guard runs forward.
Mai: (She is given the part of Jessie, just for a small part on the good guys) Heeya!
Narrator: The girl kicks the man. The other guard notices (took him a while, no?) and runs forward. A boy jumps out and swings the incoming guard over his shoulder.
Mokuba: And stay down. (Hey, Mokuba wanted a part so badly, and Kaiba threatened to sue me for everything I got, so I gave him Biggs part. But how the h*** did he do that move?)
Narrator: A fat guy appears (its Joey with a pillow stuffed under his sweater. I needed someone to play Wedge, and only Joey can eat as much. Plus, Cid won't appear for a while.)
Then, a big, bearded man comes out. He has a gun instead of his right hand.
Tristan: Come on, newbie.
Narrator: Yami spins sideways down. He's wearing a dark blue outfit. (check the good movies. His suit is dark blue)
The four others are around the corner, and completely ignored by the two guards coming down. (I always wondered about that.) A battle begins.
The two guards are holding a gun, and the blue-suited-trespasser pulls out a HUGE sword.
Yami: Ugh, how can he even lift this.
Guard 1: Hey, look. He can't lift that thing. As long as he can't do that, we're safe. (fires his gun, but misses)
Suddenly, Yami lifts the sword.
Guard 2: He can, he fooled us.
Narrator: They both run away, and lucky for Yami. Immediately, he falls back because of the weight.
Our hero robs the two dead bodies of a potion.
Yami: So this is what the Tomb Robber feels.
Narrator: You don't know any 'Tomb Robber' Yami. Okay, he starts running upwards. He gains up on Mokuba and Joey. Mai is working on the door.
Mokuba: Hey, we've never had anyone who used to work for SOLDIER work for us.
Mai: He's from SOLDIER? Aren't they the enemy? Eww, this door is dirty. I just finished my nails.
Mokuba: That's great Jessie. No, I said he USED to work for SOLDIER, now he works for us. By the way, what was your name again?
Yami: Cumulus. . . No, wait. It had something to do with. . . Ah, yes. Cloud.
Narrator: Okay it's just a play (takes a whole bottle of painkillers, aspirin and stuff and swallows it all.)
I'm calm.
Mokuba: Nice to meet ya. I'm Bi. . .
Yami: I don't care for your names. I was hired for this job, and nothing more.
Mai: Now that's just plain rude.
Narrator: Tristan appears, shaking his hand violently.
Tristan: Hey, hurry up guys.
Mai: Don't worry. (door opens) There.
They all run in, with Cumulus, I mean Cloud/Yami waiting. Tristan turns around.
Tristan: I don't know if I should trust you.
Yami: What's your name?
Tristan: You're the one that names me. I've played the game.
Narrator: Uh, Tristan? We use the standard names. You're Barret Wallace.
Tristan: What he said. Okay, move it.
Narrator: And so, they continued their terrorist actions. Tristan gave a 'Save the planet' speech, Yami ignored him (Probably still bored from the 'Save the Wales speeches -sure they need to be saved, but man those speeches-) They unlocked two more doors, and left Mokuba and Joey for a look-out. Mai, Tristan and Yami went in the elevator. Mai, being the 'I- don't-want-to-put-the-smallest-pressure-on-my-fingernails'-girl she was, demanded Yami to press the button.
The elevator goes down, and they jump out. After a long chase, they enter a building.
Mai: Okay, I'll stay here.
Yami: Why?
Mai: Cause I gotta do my make-up.
Tristan: Okay, see you later.
Narrator: They go down, leaving Mai to do her make-up. They walk over a small 'bridge' and there it is: Mako Reactor nr.1.
Yami: (Falls down on knees) Aaaahhh. Mental images, help. HELP.
Tristan: Are you alright?
Yami: No, I'm fine. In fact I feel like I just won the Lottery.
Tristan: Really?
Yami: NO!!! My head feels like exploding. Lets hurry. The sooner we finish this, the sooner I get some medic attention.
Tristan: You're insured?
Yami: does this job has a medical insurance?
Tristan: you're with a bunch of unorganized terrorists who plan on rid the world of the evil organization Shinra at all costs, even if we don't have much money. Of course this job doesn't come with medic insurance.
Yami: Then I don't. Let's blow this joint.
Narrator: They place the bomb and then. . .
Launcher Spider: Hahaha. I will destroy these two targets. Affirmative, affirmative.
Yami: A launcher Spider. Attack it with thunder magic.
Tristan: ???
Narrator: Yami pulls out an orb and produces. . .
Yami: Nothing?
Capito: (just recovered from the friendship speech. It did more brain damage then Yami Celcior ever could do.) Must have run out of batteries. This is a low budget play.
Yami: And what with the fancy backgrounds?
Capito: Why do you think it's low budget.
Yami: Yeah, right. Okay, I ATTACK!
Narrator: And thus, Yami strode forwards and slashed down.
Tristan: My turn. (Aims his gun-arm and fires, only to find corks flying out.)
Capito: Again, it's a low budget play.
Narrator: Okay, I'll just act as if it had much effect. Okay, and so, the launcher spider wasn't feeling well, and he lifted up his hind legs.
Yami: Barret, be careful. When a Launcher Spider does that, he prepares to counter. Do not, I repeat: DO NOT attack him.
Narrator: Tristan, being the stupid one he is, decided to attack him anyway, and noticed the hard way to listen better to Yami.
Tristan: Uh, Cloud. Why is the spider turning? Cloud? Why is the spider fidgeting his legs? Why is there a white, sticky goo flying towards me? Why is it hurting?
Narrator: Okay, that said and done, the spider stopped with putting up his legs.
Yami: Okay, attack!!!
Narrator: The spider was defeated. Tristan found a better weapon and the clock was ticking. 10.00, 09.59, 09.58. . . Our two heroes ran for it. Will they make it? Tune in next time.
Same dumb hour, same dumb author.