Tea: Hia, and welcome to the fourth chapter of 'Yu-Gi-Oh! Fantasy 7'.
Normally, Capito would say this, and otherwise it would be Yami Celcior.
But they can't come out alone.
Mai: But, since it is required to have the two here, we brought them along. (Shouting to the door) Bring them in boys.
(Tristan and Joey bring in Capito, tied up and hanging with his legs and arms to a metal bar, Indian capture style I've heard.)
Serenity: Okay, guys. Y.C. too.
(Yami and Yugi push Yami Celcior forth, and he's in the same position Hannibal Lector was in.)
Yami C.: Let me OUT!!!
Joey: Yo, guys. Chill. We're not letting you go until you guys get along.
Capito: What kind of Hikari gets along with his Yami?
Yami: Hey, I'll have you know, me and Yugi get along great!
Yami C.: You're the exception that confirms the rule.
Tea: Oh, really. Well, if I'm not mistaken, you two used to get along great.
Capito: See, you 'used' past tense.
Tea: Okay, if that's the way you want it, I'll just have to talk friendship again. My awesome weapon!
Capito and Yami C.: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scarlet: Capito Celcior does not own the amazing, magnificent and wonderful Final Fantasy 7 game.
Isis: Oh, shut up. He also does not own the fantastic, mysterious and great Yu-Gi-Oh! series and card game.
~~~
Chapter 2: Reactor Explosion.
Narrator: And so, Yami and Tristan had defeated the Launcher Spider.
Tristan: Okay, Cloud. We need to get out of here. The clock is ticking.
Yami: Yes, I know. Lets hurry.
Narrator: Yami and Tristan ran over the "bridge" and started to climb a ladder.
Mai: Hey; wait up. I can't come.
Yami: What? Why not.
Mai: Help me. . .
Narrator: Yami walked towards her and aided her. . .by retrieving her make- up box. It was stuck in the metal contraption.
Mai: Thanks.
Narrator: She walked over Yami and hurried herself out of there.
Yami ran after her. He saw her going through the door and followed.
Yami: Where is she? I saw her here a moment ago.
Tristan: Oh, it probably has something to do with budget cuts. The author can't afford to use three characters in the same scene too often.
Narrator: Ahem, I'm working here. Okay, Our two hero's hurried up the stairs and entered the elevator. It began to rise.
Once up, the doors opened and Mokuba and Mai where waiting.
Yami: Biggs, open the door.
Mokuba: I'm working on it. There!
Narrator: The doors opened and they went through. One door later, the timer reached 10 seconds.
Mai: Aagh!
Yami: Jessie, I'll help you.
Narrator: Yami helped Mai get up, who fell. Courtesy to her high heels. Just after they escaped, the timer reached zero and the reactor blew up.
Yami: Jessie, why are you wearing high heels,
Mai: A girl never knows when she might meet a cute guy.
Yami: You're a terrorist!
Mai: Cutie might be a cop.
They quickly left the place alone.
~~~
That's the end of this chapter. I know; not funny, but give me a break. Soon, I'll put some truth or dare in it. (Cloud and his friends could have done that. They camped out for so long.) and spin the bottles and stuff. I know that is funny.
This is a short chapter, but longer are on the way. (By the way, if you have some good Truth or Dare questions, or S.T.B couples, send them.
Mai: But, since it is required to have the two here, we brought them along. (Shouting to the door) Bring them in boys.
(Tristan and Joey bring in Capito, tied up and hanging with his legs and arms to a metal bar, Indian capture style I've heard.)
Serenity: Okay, guys. Y.C. too.
(Yami and Yugi push Yami Celcior forth, and he's in the same position Hannibal Lector was in.)
Yami C.: Let me OUT!!!
Joey: Yo, guys. Chill. We're not letting you go until you guys get along.
Capito: What kind of Hikari gets along with his Yami?
Yami: Hey, I'll have you know, me and Yugi get along great!
Yami C.: You're the exception that confirms the rule.
Tea: Oh, really. Well, if I'm not mistaken, you two used to get along great.
Capito: See, you 'used' past tense.
Tea: Okay, if that's the way you want it, I'll just have to talk friendship again. My awesome weapon!
Capito and Yami C.: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scarlet: Capito Celcior does not own the amazing, magnificent and wonderful Final Fantasy 7 game.
Isis: Oh, shut up. He also does not own the fantastic, mysterious and great Yu-Gi-Oh! series and card game.
~~~
Chapter 2: Reactor Explosion.
Narrator: And so, Yami and Tristan had defeated the Launcher Spider.
Tristan: Okay, Cloud. We need to get out of here. The clock is ticking.
Yami: Yes, I know. Lets hurry.
Narrator: Yami and Tristan ran over the "bridge" and started to climb a ladder.
Mai: Hey; wait up. I can't come.
Yami: What? Why not.
Mai: Help me. . .
Narrator: Yami walked towards her and aided her. . .by retrieving her make- up box. It was stuck in the metal contraption.
Mai: Thanks.
Narrator: She walked over Yami and hurried herself out of there.
Yami ran after her. He saw her going through the door and followed.
Yami: Where is she? I saw her here a moment ago.
Tristan: Oh, it probably has something to do with budget cuts. The author can't afford to use three characters in the same scene too often.
Narrator: Ahem, I'm working here. Okay, Our two hero's hurried up the stairs and entered the elevator. It began to rise.
Once up, the doors opened and Mokuba and Mai where waiting.
Yami: Biggs, open the door.
Mokuba: I'm working on it. There!
Narrator: The doors opened and they went through. One door later, the timer reached 10 seconds.
Mai: Aagh!
Yami: Jessie, I'll help you.
Narrator: Yami helped Mai get up, who fell. Courtesy to her high heels. Just after they escaped, the timer reached zero and the reactor blew up.
Yami: Jessie, why are you wearing high heels,
Mai: A girl never knows when she might meet a cute guy.
Yami: You're a terrorist!
Mai: Cutie might be a cop.
They quickly left the place alone.
~~~
That's the end of this chapter. I know; not funny, but give me a break. Soon, I'll put some truth or dare in it. (Cloud and his friends could have done that. They camped out for so long.) and spin the bottles and stuff. I know that is funny.
This is a short chapter, but longer are on the way. (By the way, if you have some good Truth or Dare questions, or S.T.B couples, send them.