Capito: Oh-oh, this is chapter 4 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Fantasy 7, but things are not
going as planned. Some of my actors, the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh!, are drunk. If
Isis hadn't been so stupid and gave Yami water, instead of her infamous
'Bloody Anubis', this wouldn't have happened. I have pretty much lost
control over their actions.
Yami C.: Yes, and now Yami, Tristan, Mokuba, Joey and Mai are going to play Truth or Dare, and I think Rebecca is participating too.
Capito: Yami Celcior, what are we going to do?
Yami C.: We punish Isis for messing things up, by forcing her to join their circle of doom. And we act like it was all planned, and hope the readers haven't played FFVII for a while. For your information, readers, Cloud actually did get drunk, and Jessie did wanted to play TOD. Yeah, that's gotta do it.
Capito: I hope you know what you are doing, cause I don't own FFVII to change the game. And I hope that the characters don't get hurt, cause I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! either. If I damage them, that is going to cost me.
Yami C.: Relax, all we have to do is convince the narrator to help us.
Capito: By the way, you never told me who the Narrator was.
Yami C.: Didn't I? Well, its Ryou. I know, I know. But there wasn't another part that came to mind, so I had him do that. Face it, I have taken over control over this story.
Narrator Ryou: Hey, you wouldn't tell that we where plotting this thing. And you said that I would remain anonymous.
Capito: A take-over? I don't think so. (pulls out his 'Patented Super-Giant- Waterproof-Author-Frying-Pan') Remember the pan ?
Yami C.: No, not the Pan, anything but that. I yield, surrender, give up the fight, return your command. But not the pan.
Capito: Good, ASSISTANT, we will now start acting as if our noses bleed, and continue the play.
Mai: Gather around, Goys and Birls (she's drunk, I think)
Narrator Ryou: You heard the lady, chaps. When we last saw our, well, heroes, they where pretty much all drunk. Except Rebecca and Isis, but knowing Rebecca, she doesn't need alcohol to go all crazy. Now, the five drunks, psycho girl and Isis (who was forced to go by the Author and his assistant) are gathering in a circle to play Satan's game, the evil quiz, the thing known to man as –
Mai, Rebecca and Mokuba: TRUTH OR DARE!
Joey: who will go first? Jessie, since she brought it up? I vote Jessie, Jessie, Jessie.
Mai : OK. I'll start. But we must all do at least a few rounds. Yeah, hic, that we must. Uhm, Barret. Truth or Dare.
Tristan: I am the brave leader of Avalanche. I choose dare.
Mai: Good. I think I'll let you...remove your metal arm and wear this absolutely CUTE bunny suit.(Holds up Funny bunny PJ's.) for the REST of the evening!
Tristan: WHAT?!? (is immediately sober) Where did you get that?
Mai: giggle...I found it in...giggle...Pegasus's dressing room. Don't tell him.
Pegasus Offstage: What? Why that little annoying girl. I was looking for that thing for hours.
Narrator R.: OK, that was more then I wanted to know. So Mai held the Pyjama up and Tristan, who by the way is pretty sober now, looks at it in disgust. I think we all know what is going through his mind right now. Yup, he's thinking right now how that pink would curse with his eyes.
Tristan: NO F**KING WAY AM I GOING TO WEAR THA' THING.
Isis: Uh, Jessie, isn't that a bit cruel?
Mai: No way, Tifa. He picked dare himself.
Tristan: And if I refuse?
Mai: Ah, the penalty is to go out on the street, and streak in front of the bar.
Tristan: Pass me a screwdriver, please. This arm won't come off.
Narrator: Okay, people. For those who can't imagine Tristan with a beard and one arm, dressed in a Funny Bunny pyjama, lucky you. Now, however, it is Tristan's turn.
Tristan: Okay, Wedge. Truth or Dare.
Joey: Truth. Hahaha, you won't have me, B'rett. I'm not dumb enough...hic...to be...
Tristan: Yeah, whatever. Drunk Duel Monkey. Okay, Do you have a crush on anyone.
Joey: (is too drunk to realise that there are more people then Tristan alone) Yup. Ah sure do.
Tristan: Who.
Joey: Mmm-Ma...
Narrator R.: Oh, no. Will Joey, drunk as he is, admit that he has a crush on Mai?
Joey: Mmm-Ma...mama says that that is private stuff and should not be discussed. I'll go and pay... what was da p'nalty?
Isis: Wedge, it was streaking in front of the bar. Please, for the good of my customers, don't.
Narrator R.: But Joey is already on his way out. The others stayed down. They never expected him to go and actually do the stuff. Neither did I. And I will stay here, with the others. At least we won't have to see Joey streak.
Outside Capito: Oh, dear GOD! My eyes, my eyes. I'm BLIND!!!
Outside Yami C.: For the love of Ra, somebody poke my eyes out. PLEASE?
Joey, after returning: There. Nothing to it.
Narrator: OK, what happened to the Author and his Yami? I'll go check. Yup, they are both lying on the ground. I think Capito is having spasm attacks. And there is Yami Celcior, trying to spoon his eyes out. I'll just leave them to it.
Joey: Now it is my turn. Tifa?
Isis: Dare!
Joey: Okay, Tifa. I dare you to cut off Cloud's hair.
Yami and Isis: WHAT?!?!?
Joey: Do it, or you'll both be paying da thingy.
Mai: It's the rule's. If one is dared for a dare, and there is a second person appointed to assist, he or she must aid in any way he or she can. Both shall be punished.
Isis: But...butbutbut...cutting of his hair?
Joey: Do it, or streak!
Isis: Wedge, your sober now. Aren't you.
Joey: However did you notice. Cold has the effect to cure my hangover.
Isis: I guess I have no choice.
Yami: But Tifa...? My hair?
Isis: Oh, don't worry. This is a play, Capito will make it fake.
Narrator Ryou: Uh, sorry toots. Both the author and his Yami are out, I guess you have no choice. But, with the little power I have, I will make all of them sober if you want.
Isis: My Pharaoh, forgive me...(takes out the scissors ) But I cannot allow us to go out and stand naked.
Yami: sniff...my beautiful hair...gone...YOU WILL PAY, WEDGE!!!
Isis: And what about me?
Yami: I have to hang out with you for a while. Wedge is dead soon, I don't think I'll get as much time for revenge on him as I get to make you pay. Besides, you where forced.
Narrator R: Yes, okay. I think no one is drunk anymore. Wow, that was short. But then, all these shocking revelations...
Isis: Payback time. Marlene, I choose you.
Rebecca: Pikachu. I mean, damn. I knew I shouldn't have watched those cartoons with Joey.
Everyone but Joey: O__O
Joey: What, they are good cartoons.
Rebecca: Anyway, I choose truth.
Isis: Okay, Marlene. I dare you to go and give your daddy a BIG hug.
Rebecca: (looks and sees Tristan with only one arm, a beard, and in a Funny Bunny costume.) Do I have to? I mean...LOOK AT HIM!!!
Yami, Joey and May: Yes, you have to!
Narrator Ryou: Will Rebecca truly hug Tristan. Will Mai get her share of torment. Will Yami's hair ever grow back. Find out next time.
Yami C.: Yes, and now Yami, Tristan, Mokuba, Joey and Mai are going to play Truth or Dare, and I think Rebecca is participating too.
Capito: Yami Celcior, what are we going to do?
Yami C.: We punish Isis for messing things up, by forcing her to join their circle of doom. And we act like it was all planned, and hope the readers haven't played FFVII for a while. For your information, readers, Cloud actually did get drunk, and Jessie did wanted to play TOD. Yeah, that's gotta do it.
Capito: I hope you know what you are doing, cause I don't own FFVII to change the game. And I hope that the characters don't get hurt, cause I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! either. If I damage them, that is going to cost me.
Yami C.: Relax, all we have to do is convince the narrator to help us.
Capito: By the way, you never told me who the Narrator was.
Yami C.: Didn't I? Well, its Ryou. I know, I know. But there wasn't another part that came to mind, so I had him do that. Face it, I have taken over control over this story.
Narrator Ryou: Hey, you wouldn't tell that we where plotting this thing. And you said that I would remain anonymous.
Capito: A take-over? I don't think so. (pulls out his 'Patented Super-Giant- Waterproof-Author-Frying-Pan') Remember the pan ?
Yami C.: No, not the Pan, anything but that. I yield, surrender, give up the fight, return your command. But not the pan.
Capito: Good, ASSISTANT, we will now start acting as if our noses bleed, and continue the play.
Mai: Gather around, Goys and Birls (she's drunk, I think)
Narrator Ryou: You heard the lady, chaps. When we last saw our, well, heroes, they where pretty much all drunk. Except Rebecca and Isis, but knowing Rebecca, she doesn't need alcohol to go all crazy. Now, the five drunks, psycho girl and Isis (who was forced to go by the Author and his assistant) are gathering in a circle to play Satan's game, the evil quiz, the thing known to man as –
Mai, Rebecca and Mokuba: TRUTH OR DARE!
Joey: who will go first? Jessie, since she brought it up? I vote Jessie, Jessie, Jessie.
Mai : OK. I'll start. But we must all do at least a few rounds. Yeah, hic, that we must. Uhm, Barret. Truth or Dare.
Tristan: I am the brave leader of Avalanche. I choose dare.
Mai: Good. I think I'll let you...remove your metal arm and wear this absolutely CUTE bunny suit.(Holds up Funny bunny PJ's.) for the REST of the evening!
Tristan: WHAT?!? (is immediately sober) Where did you get that?
Mai: giggle...I found it in...giggle...Pegasus's dressing room. Don't tell him.
Pegasus Offstage: What? Why that little annoying girl. I was looking for that thing for hours.
Narrator R.: OK, that was more then I wanted to know. So Mai held the Pyjama up and Tristan, who by the way is pretty sober now, looks at it in disgust. I think we all know what is going through his mind right now. Yup, he's thinking right now how that pink would curse with his eyes.
Tristan: NO F**KING WAY AM I GOING TO WEAR THA' THING.
Isis: Uh, Jessie, isn't that a bit cruel?
Mai: No way, Tifa. He picked dare himself.
Tristan: And if I refuse?
Mai: Ah, the penalty is to go out on the street, and streak in front of the bar.
Tristan: Pass me a screwdriver, please. This arm won't come off.
Narrator: Okay, people. For those who can't imagine Tristan with a beard and one arm, dressed in a Funny Bunny pyjama, lucky you. Now, however, it is Tristan's turn.
Tristan: Okay, Wedge. Truth or Dare.
Joey: Truth. Hahaha, you won't have me, B'rett. I'm not dumb enough...hic...to be...
Tristan: Yeah, whatever. Drunk Duel Monkey. Okay, Do you have a crush on anyone.
Joey: (is too drunk to realise that there are more people then Tristan alone) Yup. Ah sure do.
Tristan: Who.
Joey: Mmm-Ma...
Narrator R.: Oh, no. Will Joey, drunk as he is, admit that he has a crush on Mai?
Joey: Mmm-Ma...mama says that that is private stuff and should not be discussed. I'll go and pay... what was da p'nalty?
Isis: Wedge, it was streaking in front of the bar. Please, for the good of my customers, don't.
Narrator R.: But Joey is already on his way out. The others stayed down. They never expected him to go and actually do the stuff. Neither did I. And I will stay here, with the others. At least we won't have to see Joey streak.
Outside Capito: Oh, dear GOD! My eyes, my eyes. I'm BLIND!!!
Outside Yami C.: For the love of Ra, somebody poke my eyes out. PLEASE?
Joey, after returning: There. Nothing to it.
Narrator: OK, what happened to the Author and his Yami? I'll go check. Yup, they are both lying on the ground. I think Capito is having spasm attacks. And there is Yami Celcior, trying to spoon his eyes out. I'll just leave them to it.
Joey: Now it is my turn. Tifa?
Isis: Dare!
Joey: Okay, Tifa. I dare you to cut off Cloud's hair.
Yami and Isis: WHAT?!?!?
Joey: Do it, or you'll both be paying da thingy.
Mai: It's the rule's. If one is dared for a dare, and there is a second person appointed to assist, he or she must aid in any way he or she can. Both shall be punished.
Isis: But...butbutbut...cutting of his hair?
Joey: Do it, or streak!
Isis: Wedge, your sober now. Aren't you.
Joey: However did you notice. Cold has the effect to cure my hangover.
Isis: I guess I have no choice.
Yami: But Tifa...? My hair?
Isis: Oh, don't worry. This is a play, Capito will make it fake.
Narrator Ryou: Uh, sorry toots. Both the author and his Yami are out, I guess you have no choice. But, with the little power I have, I will make all of them sober if you want.
Isis: My Pharaoh, forgive me...(takes out the scissors ) But I cannot allow us to go out and stand naked.
Yami: sniff...my beautiful hair...gone...YOU WILL PAY, WEDGE!!!
Isis: And what about me?
Yami: I have to hang out with you for a while. Wedge is dead soon, I don't think I'll get as much time for revenge on him as I get to make you pay. Besides, you where forced.
Narrator R: Yes, okay. I think no one is drunk anymore. Wow, that was short. But then, all these shocking revelations...
Isis: Payback time. Marlene, I choose you.
Rebecca: Pikachu. I mean, damn. I knew I shouldn't have watched those cartoons with Joey.
Everyone but Joey: O__O
Joey: What, they are good cartoons.
Rebecca: Anyway, I choose truth.
Isis: Okay, Marlene. I dare you to go and give your daddy a BIG hug.
Rebecca: (looks and sees Tristan with only one arm, a beard, and in a Funny Bunny costume.) Do I have to? I mean...LOOK AT HIM!!!
Yami, Joey and May: Yes, you have to!
Narrator Ryou: Will Rebecca truly hug Tristan. Will Mai get her share of torment. Will Yami's hair ever grow back. Find out next time.