Ash sat behind the housewares department counter at S-Mart. His day was
moving really slowly. The store wasn't doing to well sense his time away,
and fewer and fewer people have been coming in. The store had been forced
to lay off a number of people, and gave him a pay cut too. He was having a
hard time just paying the rent and keeping his fake hand clean. This was no
way to treat a man that had saved the world not once, but three times.
Then a very hot looking woman walked through the sliding doors and started to walk his way. She has long red hair, green eyes, pouty lips, nice rack, and legs that wouldn't quit. He had had some really bad luck when it came to women in the past. Either they've died, been turned into a mindless deadite, or been turned away by his stories of how he saved the world.
"Excuse me,' she said, 'but were can I find a new blender?"
"I-I-Isle three," he stammered. Her voice was as beautiful as she was.
"Thanks." Then she was gone.
Ash sat back down and prepared to go on with his miserable life when he heard a scream coming from behind him. He stood up quickly and went to check it out. He looked down the isles to see where the scream had come from. He finally found it in isle three. Someone Ash couldn't see was attacking the hot redheaded woman.
"Hey, you'd better let her go or they're be hell to pay, buddy!"
The person threw the girl aside to show their face. To Ash's surprise, it was one of the hideous deadites. "Not you bastards again," Ash said, "Didn't you uglies learn the first time."
"I'm going to eat your soul!" Was all the creature said.
"Not while I'm on the clock." Then the creature charged at Ash. Ash dodged out of the way and kicked the thing into a stack of toasters. The deadite got up and charged Ash again. This time Ash grabbed a blender off the shelf and bashed it over the head of the pug ugly monster. It went down and Ash was on top of it, beating it over the head with a waffle iron. After a minuet, the thing didn't move anymore.
Ash got up and turned to the hot woman. "Are you alright?" he asked.
"I'm fine, thanks. What was that thing?"
"That? That was a deadite. They're evil, ugly, little nastys, that really like to kill and hurt people."
"How do you know all that?"
"Let's just say I've delt with them before. Now, quick, come with me before any more of these things show up." He then grabbed her by the arm and led her out of the store. Along the way, he grabbed a chainsaw from the lumber department. Then they left the store. Outside, Ash was going to go for his car when he saw that three deadites were surrounding it.
"This is going to get a lot worse before it gets better." Then he revved up the chainsaw.
Then a very hot looking woman walked through the sliding doors and started to walk his way. She has long red hair, green eyes, pouty lips, nice rack, and legs that wouldn't quit. He had had some really bad luck when it came to women in the past. Either they've died, been turned into a mindless deadite, or been turned away by his stories of how he saved the world.
"Excuse me,' she said, 'but were can I find a new blender?"
"I-I-Isle three," he stammered. Her voice was as beautiful as she was.
"Thanks." Then she was gone.
Ash sat back down and prepared to go on with his miserable life when he heard a scream coming from behind him. He stood up quickly and went to check it out. He looked down the isles to see where the scream had come from. He finally found it in isle three. Someone Ash couldn't see was attacking the hot redheaded woman.
"Hey, you'd better let her go or they're be hell to pay, buddy!"
The person threw the girl aside to show their face. To Ash's surprise, it was one of the hideous deadites. "Not you bastards again," Ash said, "Didn't you uglies learn the first time."
"I'm going to eat your soul!" Was all the creature said.
"Not while I'm on the clock." Then the creature charged at Ash. Ash dodged out of the way and kicked the thing into a stack of toasters. The deadite got up and charged Ash again. This time Ash grabbed a blender off the shelf and bashed it over the head of the pug ugly monster. It went down and Ash was on top of it, beating it over the head with a waffle iron. After a minuet, the thing didn't move anymore.
Ash got up and turned to the hot woman. "Are you alright?" he asked.
"I'm fine, thanks. What was that thing?"
"That? That was a deadite. They're evil, ugly, little nastys, that really like to kill and hurt people."
"How do you know all that?"
"Let's just say I've delt with them before. Now, quick, come with me before any more of these things show up." He then grabbed her by the arm and led her out of the store. Along the way, he grabbed a chainsaw from the lumber department. Then they left the store. Outside, Ash was going to go for his car when he saw that three deadites were surrounding it.
"This is going to get a lot worse before it gets better." Then he revved up the chainsaw.