KK: On to... CHAPTER FOUR! O_O
*** Trumpets Sound***
KK: ^^
Bakura: I have to work in this chapter, don't I? O_O
KK: Yep!
Bakura: Gee... thanx
KK: YOU'RE WELCOME! ^___^
Bakura: *Inches away from the hyper person* O__o
KK: EHEHEHE! *Dances around* EHHEHEEHE! Reviews.. ^_^ *Grabs reviews* MINE! My PPPRRREEECCCIIIOOOUUUSSSS! O__O
Bakura: ((O____O))
KK: MMIIIINNNNNEEEEE! T___T
Bakura: I'll just... take one GIANT step back... *does so*
~~~~***~~~~ Reviewers ~~~~***~~~~
Bunny Meatball: ((O___O)) THE TATER TOTS ARE OUT TO GET YOU?! Woah... *Passes BM ketchup* There you go... Thanks for the complement! =D I'm glad I can put humor into a non-script story!
Aneko: Oh, right! I forgot about that picture! O_O ^^;; I love it to. It's so cute! Yes, TATER TOTS! MWAHAHAHA!! Agh! EVIL FLEAS! O__O *Puts up flea shield* There we go...
Valandil Fefalas: Clean the toilet? O_O Hm.. Maybe!
Bakura: ((O____O)) QUIT GIVING HER IDEAS!
DreamingChild: Hehe, I like the part about the rock to! ^^ I love antagonizing him! Hm... he SHOULD do the laundry... And I KNOW he'll be cooking! You can bet there'll be more Bakura torturing! Mwahahaha!
Bakura: (((O__O))) why me? WHY?!?!
Fluffylittledragon: ^^ Hehe, ya, I should actually draw what he would have drawn... hm... O.O
THANX FOR EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED! ^______^ *hugz*
On to the chapter!
// Bakura to Amara // / Amara to Bakura /
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////////// Bakura's P.O.V //////////
Amara leaves the room for a minute. I turn off the T.V. There's nothing good on in the mornings anyway. What I have to think about is how the HELL I'm going to get out of cleaning. If I simply refuse, she'll kick me out of the house, THEN how will I get back?
If I make her fear me, she'll probley call the police. Why do I keep getting into these stupid positions?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG?! Oh, right... the killing... and the stealing... Heh heh... DAMN YOU KARMA!!
I feel kinda tired, how much did I sleep last night? Three hours? Maybe. But what does it matter now? All that matters now is that I'll be CLEANING! I, the greatest Tomb Robber of all time, WILL BE DOING THE LAUNDRY!
Amara comes back, holding out two lists in her hands.
This CAN'T be good....
"This list," She begins, handing the shorter list to me. "Is your chores. You need to get at least HALF of them done by the end of the day." I take the list and don't bother looking at it.
Time to try to get out of this... [KK: Mwa hahaha!]
"Oh, gee." I begin. Gee? GEE?! What the hell? Fine, too late now... "I REALLY don't feel too well..." I try to look as tired as I can. She looks at me like I'm an idiot. "Really?" she begins. "Then you don't have to do any work..."
I can't believe it worked. WHOO HOOO! No work for the witty!
"You can just lye on the coach and rest." Amara sais with seriousness in her voice. THANK you! I don't have to do work AND I get to rest! "But," She sais, a hint of amusement in her eyes. Uh-oh...
"But, you have to undergo the painful healing treatment of forehead kissing and hugs."
[KK: *Insane laughter*]
////////// Amara's P.O.V //////////
HA! The look on Bakura's face was priceless. PRICELESS! It looked, I guess, something like this:
O______________________________________________O Not funny? I guess you'd have to be there....
Suddenly, it seemed as if Bakura was feeling a HELL of a lot better. He gave me a "You're-so-sick-you-should-be-dragged-from-town-and-shot" look and walked into the hallway, out of sight.
As if I'd REALLY kiss his forehead...And hugging? It's never really been in my family, for oblivious reasons...
// You think you're funny, don't you? //
/ Why yes, yes I do!/
// Well, you have just made a POWERFULL enemy my friend...//
/ Powerfull? Well I've heard that even powerfull men clean the bathroom./
// What the hell are talking about? //
/ You might want to look at your list. And If you don't mind, I'm off to wash dishes./
////////// Bakura's P.O.V //////////
And with that, the perverted one closed the link. I shudder. How DARE she threaten me with things I can't threaten back with! I look at the stupid list she gave me.
Looks like it's cleaning for Bakura.
I skim though the list. Let's see... Cleaning bathroom... vacuuming downstairs... feeding cat... feeding fish...picking up trash from the downstairs... Cooking... [[AN: ^^]]
Wait... COOKING?! What the hell?! Well, it isn't at the top of the list, it's literally at the bottom... I've heard a saying I think it went like this;
"You may run from your problems, but in the end you can hide from them, forever."
At least, I think it went like that, I'm not really sure...
On the top of the list is "Clean bathroom counters." Great...
I walk into the bathroom. It isn't half as bad as I thought it would be. It's still dirty tho... I take all the things off from the counters and put them in the hallway so I don't break them. I don't want to be in more crap than I am in now.
No, that wasn't supposed to be a joke...
I take a cloth from the rack and put some soap on it. I scrub like mad to get all the evil stains out from the counters. I'm done, FINALLY! I look at my work. The counters looked... good. I put all the things back on the counter, in a somewhat orderly fashion. When I was done I put the cloth, now greyish, back on the rack. [[AN: EEEEWWWWWW! O___O]]
I, victoriously, walk out of the bathroom. Which, in my mind, is sparkling. HA! And she probley thought I couldn't do it! That'll show her...
I cross "Clean The Bathroom" off from the list with a nearby pen. Next on the list is "Pick up all the laundry from the floor and put it in the BLUE hamper."
Hamper? Is that where you take a nap... Hamp, nap. It rhymes... kinda. Why not? I look around for this... "Hamper." I turn around and I see this blue box... thing.
I think it's the hamper.
How the hell are you supposed to nap in this thing? I sigh, guess I'm gonna have to pick up clothes...
Hamper in hand, I walk to the room directly across from the (squeaky clean) bathroom. It turned out to be a computer room... I think. It has a computer in it, so it must be.
Anyway, I walk around the room, searching for clothing. I find two socks that look so grey I think that they might jump onto the wall, climb onto the ceiling and start growling at me an minute. I hastily pick them up and put them into the hamper. No more clothes in this room, so I leave it.
The next room in the two at the end at the hall. Which one... I pick the one on the left... because I'm right handed... DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERY DECISION IN DETAIL TO YOU?!
The left room in a master bedroom. King sized bed, and yada yada yada... You what a description of every room in the freakin' house?! Why don't YOU come HERE as see for yourself?!
Ahem. I fill the hamper with the clothes on the floor. I eye a dying house plant in the corner.
I hear it laughing at me. [[ AN: o.O O_O O__o o__O -__- O__O ]]
"Ha ha!" I hear it saying. " The great tomb robber of Egypt has to pick up dirty clothes in some strangers house!"
"Shut up!" I yell at it. "Sometimes you have to make shitty sacrifices in order to get what you want!"
The house plant doesn't back down. " Why don't you kill her? Why don't you just get rid of her? You're afraid aren't you? Afraid that someone will find out."
I'm losing patience with this plant. "I need two people to do the stupid energy ritual, OK?!"
The plant seems to cough, it IS half dead. "Ya, sure. You're just afraid."
I eye it once more. "Do you WANT to be closer to death then you are right now?"
The plant wants death... "You're hesitating, only cowards do such a thing. You'd rather call yourself a coward and an idiot than do the job that need to be done."
That struck a cord. "Don't you DARE question my actions!" I scream at it.
The fern seems to smile at the reaction.
"You say anything more, and I SWEAR, I'll make those words your last," I warn it, giving him a stone cold glare.
"So," It sais, "The coward chooses to stay on it's course."
Alright, that's it. Without another word, I lunge for the house plant and walk it towards the trash can. Before the plant could say something to change my mind, I begin to dump it into the garbage. That is, until Amara walks into the room.
"Hey," she sais. "I was just wondering if you found the h-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY MOM'S FREAKIN' HOUSE PLANT?!" She literally screams at me.
GEES! It's only a HOUSE PLANT! I dump the plant into the garbage. "Amara, sometimes, you have to dump things into the garbage that are laughing at you and frankly just pissing you off....." I say a matter-a-factly.
She looks at me like I'm crazy. She looked a something like this:
O_________________________________O
Then she walks away... very fast. What did I do?! It LAUGHED at me! I HAD TO THROW IT OUT! Gees... People these days!
I walk out of the master bedroom and into the last room. The door has a wooden sign on it saying "Amara's Room. Stay out, AND THAT MEANS YOU!"
This should be fun....
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KK: There! All done! O_O
Bakura: Why am I talking to a... house plant....? O____o
KK: CAUSE I SAID SO!
Bakura: ((O_O)) Ok, OK!
House plant: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Bakura: ((O____O)) *cowers*
KK: ^^ I'm SO SORRY it was so long... O_O I tried to make it shorter, I REALLY DID! *sob* Review, or the houseplant... WILL COME BACK FROM THE GARBAGE! MWA- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! O__O
*** Trumpets Sound***
KK: ^^
Bakura: I have to work in this chapter, don't I? O_O
KK: Yep!
Bakura: Gee... thanx
KK: YOU'RE WELCOME! ^___^
Bakura: *Inches away from the hyper person* O__o
KK: EHEHEHE! *Dances around* EHHEHEEHE! Reviews.. ^_^ *Grabs reviews* MINE! My PPPRRREEECCCIIIOOOUUUSSSS! O__O
Bakura: ((O____O))
KK: MMIIIINNNNNEEEEE! T___T
Bakura: I'll just... take one GIANT step back... *does so*
~~~~***~~~~ Reviewers ~~~~***~~~~
Bunny Meatball: ((O___O)) THE TATER TOTS ARE OUT TO GET YOU?! Woah... *Passes BM ketchup* There you go... Thanks for the complement! =D I'm glad I can put humor into a non-script story!
Aneko: Oh, right! I forgot about that picture! O_O ^^;; I love it to. It's so cute! Yes, TATER TOTS! MWAHAHAHA!! Agh! EVIL FLEAS! O__O *Puts up flea shield* There we go...
Valandil Fefalas: Clean the toilet? O_O Hm.. Maybe!
Bakura: ((O____O)) QUIT GIVING HER IDEAS!
DreamingChild: Hehe, I like the part about the rock to! ^^ I love antagonizing him! Hm... he SHOULD do the laundry... And I KNOW he'll be cooking! You can bet there'll be more Bakura torturing! Mwahahaha!
Bakura: (((O__O))) why me? WHY?!?!
Fluffylittledragon: ^^ Hehe, ya, I should actually draw what he would have drawn... hm... O.O
THANX FOR EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED! ^______^ *hugz*
On to the chapter!
// Bakura to Amara // / Amara to Bakura /
~~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~~
////////// Bakura's P.O.V //////////
Amara leaves the room for a minute. I turn off the T.V. There's nothing good on in the mornings anyway. What I have to think about is how the HELL I'm going to get out of cleaning. If I simply refuse, she'll kick me out of the house, THEN how will I get back?
If I make her fear me, she'll probley call the police. Why do I keep getting into these stupid positions?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG?! Oh, right... the killing... and the stealing... Heh heh... DAMN YOU KARMA!!
I feel kinda tired, how much did I sleep last night? Three hours? Maybe. But what does it matter now? All that matters now is that I'll be CLEANING! I, the greatest Tomb Robber of all time, WILL BE DOING THE LAUNDRY!
Amara comes back, holding out two lists in her hands.
This CAN'T be good....
"This list," She begins, handing the shorter list to me. "Is your chores. You need to get at least HALF of them done by the end of the day." I take the list and don't bother looking at it.
Time to try to get out of this... [KK: Mwa hahaha!]
"Oh, gee." I begin. Gee? GEE?! What the hell? Fine, too late now... "I REALLY don't feel too well..." I try to look as tired as I can. She looks at me like I'm an idiot. "Really?" she begins. "Then you don't have to do any work..."
I can't believe it worked. WHOO HOOO! No work for the witty!
"You can just lye on the coach and rest." Amara sais with seriousness in her voice. THANK you! I don't have to do work AND I get to rest! "But," She sais, a hint of amusement in her eyes. Uh-oh...
"But, you have to undergo the painful healing treatment of forehead kissing and hugs."
[KK: *Insane laughter*]
////////// Amara's P.O.V //////////
HA! The look on Bakura's face was priceless. PRICELESS! It looked, I guess, something like this:
O______________________________________________O Not funny? I guess you'd have to be there....
Suddenly, it seemed as if Bakura was feeling a HELL of a lot better. He gave me a "You're-so-sick-you-should-be-dragged-from-town-and-shot" look and walked into the hallway, out of sight.
As if I'd REALLY kiss his forehead...And hugging? It's never really been in my family, for oblivious reasons...
// You think you're funny, don't you? //
/ Why yes, yes I do!/
// Well, you have just made a POWERFULL enemy my friend...//
/ Powerfull? Well I've heard that even powerfull men clean the bathroom./
// What the hell are talking about? //
/ You might want to look at your list. And If you don't mind, I'm off to wash dishes./
////////// Bakura's P.O.V //////////
And with that, the perverted one closed the link. I shudder. How DARE she threaten me with things I can't threaten back with! I look at the stupid list she gave me.
Looks like it's cleaning for Bakura.
I skim though the list. Let's see... Cleaning bathroom... vacuuming downstairs... feeding cat... feeding fish...picking up trash from the downstairs... Cooking... [[AN: ^^]]
Wait... COOKING?! What the hell?! Well, it isn't at the top of the list, it's literally at the bottom... I've heard a saying I think it went like this;
"You may run from your problems, but in the end you can hide from them, forever."
At least, I think it went like that, I'm not really sure...
On the top of the list is "Clean bathroom counters." Great...
I walk into the bathroom. It isn't half as bad as I thought it would be. It's still dirty tho... I take all the things off from the counters and put them in the hallway so I don't break them. I don't want to be in more crap than I am in now.
No, that wasn't supposed to be a joke...
I take a cloth from the rack and put some soap on it. I scrub like mad to get all the evil stains out from the counters. I'm done, FINALLY! I look at my work. The counters looked... good. I put all the things back on the counter, in a somewhat orderly fashion. When I was done I put the cloth, now greyish, back on the rack. [[AN: EEEEWWWWWW! O___O]]
I, victoriously, walk out of the bathroom. Which, in my mind, is sparkling. HA! And she probley thought I couldn't do it! That'll show her...
I cross "Clean The Bathroom" off from the list with a nearby pen. Next on the list is "Pick up all the laundry from the floor and put it in the BLUE hamper."
Hamper? Is that where you take a nap... Hamp, nap. It rhymes... kinda. Why not? I look around for this... "Hamper." I turn around and I see this blue box... thing.
I think it's the hamper.
How the hell are you supposed to nap in this thing? I sigh, guess I'm gonna have to pick up clothes...
Hamper in hand, I walk to the room directly across from the (squeaky clean) bathroom. It turned out to be a computer room... I think. It has a computer in it, so it must be.
Anyway, I walk around the room, searching for clothing. I find two socks that look so grey I think that they might jump onto the wall, climb onto the ceiling and start growling at me an minute. I hastily pick them up and put them into the hamper. No more clothes in this room, so I leave it.
The next room in the two at the end at the hall. Which one... I pick the one on the left... because I'm right handed... DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERY DECISION IN DETAIL TO YOU?!
The left room in a master bedroom. King sized bed, and yada yada yada... You what a description of every room in the freakin' house?! Why don't YOU come HERE as see for yourself?!
Ahem. I fill the hamper with the clothes on the floor. I eye a dying house plant in the corner.
I hear it laughing at me. [[ AN: o.O O_O O__o o__O -__- O__O ]]
"Ha ha!" I hear it saying. " The great tomb robber of Egypt has to pick up dirty clothes in some strangers house!"
"Shut up!" I yell at it. "Sometimes you have to make shitty sacrifices in order to get what you want!"
The house plant doesn't back down. " Why don't you kill her? Why don't you just get rid of her? You're afraid aren't you? Afraid that someone will find out."
I'm losing patience with this plant. "I need two people to do the stupid energy ritual, OK?!"
The plant seems to cough, it IS half dead. "Ya, sure. You're just afraid."
I eye it once more. "Do you WANT to be closer to death then you are right now?"
The plant wants death... "You're hesitating, only cowards do such a thing. You'd rather call yourself a coward and an idiot than do the job that need to be done."
That struck a cord. "Don't you DARE question my actions!" I scream at it.
The fern seems to smile at the reaction.
"You say anything more, and I SWEAR, I'll make those words your last," I warn it, giving him a stone cold glare.
"So," It sais, "The coward chooses to stay on it's course."
Alright, that's it. Without another word, I lunge for the house plant and walk it towards the trash can. Before the plant could say something to change my mind, I begin to dump it into the garbage. That is, until Amara walks into the room.
"Hey," she sais. "I was just wondering if you found the h-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY MOM'S FREAKIN' HOUSE PLANT?!" She literally screams at me.
GEES! It's only a HOUSE PLANT! I dump the plant into the garbage. "Amara, sometimes, you have to dump things into the garbage that are laughing at you and frankly just pissing you off....." I say a matter-a-factly.
She looks at me like I'm crazy. She looked a something like this:
O_________________________________O
Then she walks away... very fast. What did I do?! It LAUGHED at me! I HAD TO THROW IT OUT! Gees... People these days!
I walk out of the master bedroom and into the last room. The door has a wooden sign on it saying "Amara's Room. Stay out, AND THAT MEANS YOU!"
This should be fun....
~~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~~
KK: There! All done! O_O
Bakura: Why am I talking to a... house plant....? O____o
KK: CAUSE I SAID SO!
Bakura: ((O_O)) Ok, OK!
House plant: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Bakura: ((O____O)) *cowers*
KK: ^^ I'm SO SORRY it was so long... O_O I tried to make it shorter, I REALLY DID! *sob* Review, or the houseplant... WILL COME BACK FROM THE GARBAGE! MWA- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! O__O