KK: ANOTHER Yu-Gi-Oh fic! W00t :D
Disclaimer: KK owns...zip, nada, DIDDLEY SQUAT! She does own hot chocolate mix tho...
KK: *Sips hot chocolate* Chocolate...*Spots reader* MIIINNNEEE! Hhiiisss! O__O *Huddles in corner* Mine... *Takes another sip*
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Day: *Is a Friday, dun Dun DUN!*
Clock: *is running slow, like it always does on a Friday...on the LAST class UNTIL THE WEEKEND!! T___T*
Class: *Is..uh...novel time! ^^*
Malik: *Is watching clock* Fifteen more minutes...
Ryou: What are you doing...?
Malik: SHHHH! WATCHING CLOCK! O__O
Teacher: SHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOVEL TIME! T__T
********** Five Minutes Later **********
Malik: Ten more minutes...O.O
Ryou: You know, a watched pot never boils.
Malik: Sure it does! It's not logical, it has to boil SOME time.
Ryou: *Raises eyebrow* Since when you are you LOGICAL?
Malik: Since I read this book, it's called, "Mr. Bunny's Suicidal Rage".
Ryou: O____O Um...
Malik: So, a watched pot DOES boil SOME time or another!
Ryou: But if you watch it, it'll boil slower.
Malik: But it's not possible, the pot should boil in the same amount of time whether or not you look at it.
Ryou: But it'll seem longer.
Malik: Well...um...-HEY! SHUT UP! T__T
Ryou: You shut up!
Teacher: T__________T SHHHHHHHHHHH! NOVEL TTTIIIMMMMEEE!
Malik: Ok, ok, don't need to be snippy about it-
Teacher: If you don't shut up, I'll have to blow your head off.
Malik: ((O____O)) Okay!
********* 10 minutes later *********
School Bell: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-GASP-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-GASP-EEEEEEEEE- gasp-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp... *faints* X__x
Janitor: NOT AGAIN! O__O *Climbs up to bell and wakes it up*
Bell: I'm getting to old for this...
Janitor: Hey, wait, what's the sound...?
Kids: *Start running down the halls*
Janitor: Oh no... O_O *Starts running, try to get out of the kids way*
Scene: *Turns into a crappy version of Indiana Jones *
********** Indiana Jones music plays **********
Janitor: *Makes a dramatic escape from the giant mob of kids by jumping into another hall* There ^__^
Other Kids: *Trample him by coming down the hall he's escaped to*
Janitor: X___x
********** In ANOTHER universe- I mean In ANOTHER part of the school **********
Malik: *Hears bell* School is...OVER! For the...WEEK! Finally...@__@
Ryou: But you still have to take the bus...
Malik: HEY! Don't ruin the moment! *Skips down the halls* La, la la, la la...^___^
Ryou: O__o
Yugi: *Pops out of nowhere* HIYA!
Ryou: ((O____O)) AHH! IT'S THE GELATINOUS CATUS MONSTER!!!! *Hits Yugi on the head with a binder repeatedly*
Yugi: @____@ Ow...
Ryou: Oh, it's you. Sorry Yugi.
Yugi: Why must you do this over and over again?
Ryou: Ever since I watched the movie "THE GELATINOUS CATUS MONSTER!" I've never been the same....O__O
Yugi: Ya.....
Ryou: Where's Yami?
Yugi: *Points to Janitor's closet* Catching squirrels.
Ryou: ((((O_____O)))) squirrels?!
Malik: *Skips to Ryou & Yugi* La, la la, la la... -WHAT?! SQUIRRELS? O_o
Yugi: *Sigh* Follow me...
Ryou & Malik: *Follows*
Yugi: *Leads them to the janitors closet and opens the door*
Yami: *Is couched down, staring at the wall, stick in hand* AAAGGGHHHH! The light!!! HHIIIISSSS!!
Ryou & Malik: O___O
Yami: *Pokes stick against wall* Come here squirrel... I won't hurt you...O_O
Ryou: Why are you poking the wall....?
Yami: Walls are the squirrels natural habitat!
Ryou: uh-HUH O__o
Malik: Had any...luck?
Yami: No, it seems that the squirrels have taken a vacation...BUT THEY'LL BE BACK!!
Yugi: Ok Yami, time to go... School's over...
Yami: NOOO! They'll be back soon, I PROMISE!
Yugi: We'll come back on Monday, they're bound to come back then...
Yami: NOOO! I studied them... They only come back on Saturdays! And then they go to Dairy Queen to eat their phones...
Malik: And where are you getting this information...?
Yami: The squirrels tell me....O__O
Malik: Rrrriiiggghhhttt....
Ryou: But you know, a watched pot never boils.
Yami: Sure it does, it has to eventually has to.
Ryou: Is today "Idiot Smartness Day" or something??
Yami: No, today is...FRI-day
Ryou: T__T
Yami: But, a watched pot has to boil sometime!
Ryou: I DON'T CARE! IT'S JUST A SAYING!
Malik: But then why would somebody make it up when it's a lie?
Yami: Ya, they don't want to lie...O__O
Ryou: T_____T
*********** 5 Hours Later ***********
Malik: Let's just agree that submarines DON'T give birth to subway sandwiches. And DON'T play poker.
Ryou, Malik, & Yugi: *Nods*
School: *Automatically locks doors, windows, and sheep*
Sheep: ((O__O))
Ryou: Uh-oh, I think the school automatically locked the doors...
Yami: The school can do that??? O__O
Malik: Aw man, we've been arguing for FIVE hours...
Yugi: *Tries to open door* We ARE! We are locked in! NOOOOOOOOOO! O_____O
Ryou: Calm down Yugi, all we need to do is go down to the basement of the school and unlock the school by hand.
Yami: You can do that?? O_O
Yugi: -__-;;
All: *Walk down to the basement *
Basement: *Is dark*
Malik: O_O! IT'S DARK! HOLD ME! *Hugs Ryou*
Ryou: O__o Um...there there? *Pats Malik's head*
Malik: ^_^
Back Of Basement: *Has a computer with a red circle in the middle*
Yami: Ooooohhh... but-tins O_O
Yugi: DON'T PUSH ANY!
Yami: Ok...*Sniff* I wonder what THIS but-tin does...O.O *pushes button*
Red Circle: *Glows* Hello. My name is C-36. My purpose is to secure the school after 8 o'clock PM. My favorite color is red, I have a song. Would you like to hear it?
Malik: Um...no. Look, could you unlock the doors so we could get out?
C-36: I'm sorry DAVE, I can't do that right now.
Malik: But my name isn't Dave, it's Malik.
C-36: Resistance is futile, Dave. Either I get my way or all of you will be stuck in outer space.
Ryou: O_o But... We aren't in outer space...
C-36: Yes you are....O_O
Yami: MY name is DAVE....! ^^
Yugi: No it's not, it's Yami...
Yami: I'M DAVE! O_O
Yugi: (((O___O))) Ok, ok....
C-36: I'm sorry DAVE, but your presence here is no longer needed. *Shoots Yami with tranquilizer dart*
Yami: O__O! *get's tranquilized* DAVE! Dave.....dddaaavvvveee... @__@ *falls to the ground, out cold*
C-36: Now, all you other Daves' will leave now, or suffer the consequences...
Malik: *Twitch* My name...isn't....DAVE! O_O
C-36: Yes it is, Dave. Don't be silly, DAVE! You're really confused, aren't you, DAVE!?
Malik: T____T AAAGGGHH! *Hits red circle with Axe*
C-36: Dave...why Dave? WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?! WHY?! Why? why...... *Turns off* X__x
Yugi: O______O Note to self, never call Malik...Dave.
Ryou: Great...thanks to Mr.Axe over here, we won't be able to get out of the school until Monday...
Malik: MONDAY??!?!!??!?? O____________O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yami: *Wakes up* Agh! NOISE! Evil! *Hits Malik*
Malik: OOOooooooooooo.... X__x
Ryou: We better get back upstairs...-__-;;
********** Upstairs **********
Malik: So...WHAT NOW?
Yami: I'm hungry....O_O
Yugi: Well, what will we eat?
Ryou: I don't think they keep food at the school over the weekend...
Yami: Let's eat the squirrels!
Malik, Yugi & Ryou: (((O___O)))
Yami: STOP MAKING SUCH FUNNY FACES! THEY'LL HEAR YOU! O_O
Ryou: Won't they hear if you talk so loud?
Yami: Maybe, but they're ultra sensitive to funny faces...
Ryou: O_o
Malik: I have a BETTER idea...Let's go to the teachers lounge and see if they left anything.
Ryou & Yugi: Ok...
Ryou: But We'll have to go through the gym...
Yami: OFF TO THE TO GYM! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All but Yami: ((((O____O))))
********** In The Gym **********
Malik: This is a BIG gym...O_O
Ryou: Ya...
Yugi: ECHO... Echo... echo....
Yami: O__O YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET!
Yugi: Why...?
Yami: The squirrels will hear you...O.O
Yugi: T__T NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID SQUIRRELS!!
Gym Walls: *Rumble*
Yugi: ((O__O))
Malik: That can't be good...
Yami: Here they come...O_O
Millions... and BILLIONS Of Squirrels: *Emerge from the walls, mad as hell* T_____T
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KK: Boy, I had to type the word squirrels a lot....XD But I leant how to spell squirrel tho!
Ryou: Why are squirrels coming out from the walls...? O__o
KK: O_O Because, walls are the squirrels natural habitat! Haven't you learnt ANYTHING from this chapter?
Ryou: That Malik doesn't like being called Dave...
KK: T___T
Yami: Why am I...Crazy?
KK: Cause, it's my story! ^^
Yami: But I'm either a sissy or nuts in your stories. Why? Don't you like me...? ;_;
KK: O_O Awww.... I like you... *hugz*
Yami: Does this mean I won't be crazy in your stories anymore?
KK: No.
Yami: Damn.
KK ^^ How should they fend of the squirrels? O_O I really have no idea. You can give them gifts to! EEEHEHEHE!
Ryou: Please review, I don't wanna die by suffocation of squirrels.... O_O
Disclaimer: KK owns...zip, nada, DIDDLEY SQUAT! She does own hot chocolate mix tho...
KK: *Sips hot chocolate* Chocolate...*Spots reader* MIIINNNEEE! Hhiiisss! O__O *Huddles in corner* Mine... *Takes another sip*
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Day: *Is a Friday, dun Dun DUN!*
Clock: *is running slow, like it always does on a Friday...on the LAST class UNTIL THE WEEKEND!! T___T*
Class: *Is..uh...novel time! ^^*
Malik: *Is watching clock* Fifteen more minutes...
Ryou: What are you doing...?
Malik: SHHHH! WATCHING CLOCK! O__O
Teacher: SHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOVEL TIME! T__T
********** Five Minutes Later **********
Malik: Ten more minutes...O.O
Ryou: You know, a watched pot never boils.
Malik: Sure it does! It's not logical, it has to boil SOME time.
Ryou: *Raises eyebrow* Since when you are you LOGICAL?
Malik: Since I read this book, it's called, "Mr. Bunny's Suicidal Rage".
Ryou: O____O Um...
Malik: So, a watched pot DOES boil SOME time or another!
Ryou: But if you watch it, it'll boil slower.
Malik: But it's not possible, the pot should boil in the same amount of time whether or not you look at it.
Ryou: But it'll seem longer.
Malik: Well...um...-HEY! SHUT UP! T__T
Ryou: You shut up!
Teacher: T__________T SHHHHHHHHHHH! NOVEL TTTIIIMMMMEEE!
Malik: Ok, ok, don't need to be snippy about it-
Teacher: If you don't shut up, I'll have to blow your head off.
Malik: ((O____O)) Okay!
********* 10 minutes later *********
School Bell: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-GASP-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-GASP-EEEEEEEEE- gasp-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp... *faints* X__x
Janitor: NOT AGAIN! O__O *Climbs up to bell and wakes it up*
Bell: I'm getting to old for this...
Janitor: Hey, wait, what's the sound...?
Kids: *Start running down the halls*
Janitor: Oh no... O_O *Starts running, try to get out of the kids way*
Scene: *Turns into a crappy version of Indiana Jones *
********** Indiana Jones music plays **********
Janitor: *Makes a dramatic escape from the giant mob of kids by jumping into another hall* There ^__^
Other Kids: *Trample him by coming down the hall he's escaped to*
Janitor: X___x
********** In ANOTHER universe- I mean In ANOTHER part of the school **********
Malik: *Hears bell* School is...OVER! For the...WEEK! Finally...@__@
Ryou: But you still have to take the bus...
Malik: HEY! Don't ruin the moment! *Skips down the halls* La, la la, la la...^___^
Ryou: O__o
Yugi: *Pops out of nowhere* HIYA!
Ryou: ((O____O)) AHH! IT'S THE GELATINOUS CATUS MONSTER!!!! *Hits Yugi on the head with a binder repeatedly*
Yugi: @____@ Ow...
Ryou: Oh, it's you. Sorry Yugi.
Yugi: Why must you do this over and over again?
Ryou: Ever since I watched the movie "THE GELATINOUS CATUS MONSTER!" I've never been the same....O__O
Yugi: Ya.....
Ryou: Where's Yami?
Yugi: *Points to Janitor's closet* Catching squirrels.
Ryou: ((((O_____O)))) squirrels?!
Malik: *Skips to Ryou & Yugi* La, la la, la la... -WHAT?! SQUIRRELS? O_o
Yugi: *Sigh* Follow me...
Ryou & Malik: *Follows*
Yugi: *Leads them to the janitors closet and opens the door*
Yami: *Is couched down, staring at the wall, stick in hand* AAAGGGHHHH! The light!!! HHIIIISSSS!!
Ryou & Malik: O___O
Yami: *Pokes stick against wall* Come here squirrel... I won't hurt you...O_O
Ryou: Why are you poking the wall....?
Yami: Walls are the squirrels natural habitat!
Ryou: uh-HUH O__o
Malik: Had any...luck?
Yami: No, it seems that the squirrels have taken a vacation...BUT THEY'LL BE BACK!!
Yugi: Ok Yami, time to go... School's over...
Yami: NOOO! They'll be back soon, I PROMISE!
Yugi: We'll come back on Monday, they're bound to come back then...
Yami: NOOO! I studied them... They only come back on Saturdays! And then they go to Dairy Queen to eat their phones...
Malik: And where are you getting this information...?
Yami: The squirrels tell me....O__O
Malik: Rrrriiiggghhhttt....
Ryou: But you know, a watched pot never boils.
Yami: Sure it does, it has to eventually has to.
Ryou: Is today "Idiot Smartness Day" or something??
Yami: No, today is...FRI-day
Ryou: T__T
Yami: But, a watched pot has to boil sometime!
Ryou: I DON'T CARE! IT'S JUST A SAYING!
Malik: But then why would somebody make it up when it's a lie?
Yami: Ya, they don't want to lie...O__O
Ryou: T_____T
*********** 5 Hours Later ***********
Malik: Let's just agree that submarines DON'T give birth to subway sandwiches. And DON'T play poker.
Ryou, Malik, & Yugi: *Nods*
School: *Automatically locks doors, windows, and sheep*
Sheep: ((O__O))
Ryou: Uh-oh, I think the school automatically locked the doors...
Yami: The school can do that??? O__O
Malik: Aw man, we've been arguing for FIVE hours...
Yugi: *Tries to open door* We ARE! We are locked in! NOOOOOOOOOO! O_____O
Ryou: Calm down Yugi, all we need to do is go down to the basement of the school and unlock the school by hand.
Yami: You can do that?? O_O
Yugi: -__-;;
All: *Walk down to the basement *
Basement: *Is dark*
Malik: O_O! IT'S DARK! HOLD ME! *Hugs Ryou*
Ryou: O__o Um...there there? *Pats Malik's head*
Malik: ^_^
Back Of Basement: *Has a computer with a red circle in the middle*
Yami: Ooooohhh... but-tins O_O
Yugi: DON'T PUSH ANY!
Yami: Ok...*Sniff* I wonder what THIS but-tin does...O.O *pushes button*
Red Circle: *Glows* Hello. My name is C-36. My purpose is to secure the school after 8 o'clock PM. My favorite color is red, I have a song. Would you like to hear it?
Malik: Um...no. Look, could you unlock the doors so we could get out?
C-36: I'm sorry DAVE, I can't do that right now.
Malik: But my name isn't Dave, it's Malik.
C-36: Resistance is futile, Dave. Either I get my way or all of you will be stuck in outer space.
Ryou: O_o But... We aren't in outer space...
C-36: Yes you are....O_O
Yami: MY name is DAVE....! ^^
Yugi: No it's not, it's Yami...
Yami: I'M DAVE! O_O
Yugi: (((O___O))) Ok, ok....
C-36: I'm sorry DAVE, but your presence here is no longer needed. *Shoots Yami with tranquilizer dart*
Yami: O__O! *get's tranquilized* DAVE! Dave.....dddaaavvvveee... @__@ *falls to the ground, out cold*
C-36: Now, all you other Daves' will leave now, or suffer the consequences...
Malik: *Twitch* My name...isn't....DAVE! O_O
C-36: Yes it is, Dave. Don't be silly, DAVE! You're really confused, aren't you, DAVE!?
Malik: T____T AAAGGGHH! *Hits red circle with Axe*
C-36: Dave...why Dave? WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?! WHY?! Why? why...... *Turns off* X__x
Yugi: O______O Note to self, never call Malik...Dave.
Ryou: Great...thanks to Mr.Axe over here, we won't be able to get out of the school until Monday...
Malik: MONDAY??!?!!??!?? O____________O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yami: *Wakes up* Agh! NOISE! Evil! *Hits Malik*
Malik: OOOooooooooooo.... X__x
Ryou: We better get back upstairs...-__-;;
********** Upstairs **********
Malik: So...WHAT NOW?
Yami: I'm hungry....O_O
Yugi: Well, what will we eat?
Ryou: I don't think they keep food at the school over the weekend...
Yami: Let's eat the squirrels!
Malik, Yugi & Ryou: (((O___O)))
Yami: STOP MAKING SUCH FUNNY FACES! THEY'LL HEAR YOU! O_O
Ryou: Won't they hear if you talk so loud?
Yami: Maybe, but they're ultra sensitive to funny faces...
Ryou: O_o
Malik: I have a BETTER idea...Let's go to the teachers lounge and see if they left anything.
Ryou & Yugi: Ok...
Ryou: But We'll have to go through the gym...
Yami: OFF TO THE TO GYM! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All but Yami: ((((O____O))))
********** In The Gym **********
Malik: This is a BIG gym...O_O
Ryou: Ya...
Yugi: ECHO... Echo... echo....
Yami: O__O YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET!
Yugi: Why...?
Yami: The squirrels will hear you...O.O
Yugi: T__T NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID SQUIRRELS!!
Gym Walls: *Rumble*
Yugi: ((O__O))
Malik: That can't be good...
Yami: Here they come...O_O
Millions... and BILLIONS Of Squirrels: *Emerge from the walls, mad as hell* T_____T
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KK: Boy, I had to type the word squirrels a lot....XD But I leant how to spell squirrel tho!
Ryou: Why are squirrels coming out from the walls...? O__o
KK: O_O Because, walls are the squirrels natural habitat! Haven't you learnt ANYTHING from this chapter?
Ryou: That Malik doesn't like being called Dave...
KK: T___T
Yami: Why am I...Crazy?
KK: Cause, it's my story! ^^
Yami: But I'm either a sissy or nuts in your stories. Why? Don't you like me...? ;_;
KK: O_O Awww.... I like you... *hugz*
Yami: Does this mean I won't be crazy in your stories anymore?
KK: No.
Yami: Damn.
KK ^^ How should they fend of the squirrels? O_O I really have no idea. You can give them gifts to! EEEHEHEHE!
Ryou: Please review, I don't wanna die by suffocation of squirrels.... O_O