Legolas from the woodland realm and Will Turner meet

We start our story off with Will and Jack. They have been on a long journey ( with the Black Pearl of course) to find unknown treasures. They have been at sea for two weeks.

Will and Elizabeth are now married and she is bearing a child. She is being tossed around by the current. Lately the wind has really been kicking up. Jack in his usual rum happy mood stands on deck by the wheel with his not pointing north compass. But of course you know that it points him in the way that he wants to go. Will is talking to Mr. Gibbs, Mr. Cottons bird, and Marty (the midget). They are arguing about what Elizabeth's child will be. "No no no getting nausea in the morning is a sure sign of having a boy" says Mr. Gibbs knowingly. "Bring in the sails, brings in the sails raaaaaach" screech's Mr. Cottons bird agreeing.
"I feel there is no way of knowing until it's born "Will said "Well clearly you've never been to Singapore. You drink 15 glasses of rum then burp 18 times and then she will be able to tell you what the child will be" Jack chimes in.. "No the child will be still born......" Marty says being interrupted by Anna-Maria. "Hoist the sails a storms acumen'" "Eye me lady" Jack chimes back "ALL HANDS ON DECK" yells Jack

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