KK: Chapter 2! ^__^ Hehe... Let's... CELEBRATE! *Takes out root beer*
Bakura: Ooh! Ooh! Can have some? O_O
KK: Hm... I don know...
Bakura: Awww. Come on...
KK: No.
Bakura: I'll be your friend...
KK: Um...No... O__o
Bakura: Awww... You mean!
Person with trumpet: You have mail- I mean reviews...
KK: Oh, right! Reviews! Thanks for all the people who reviewed! ^^
YuGiOh Peoples: *Get poisoned walnuts*
Ryou: YAY! No more squirrels! Mwa hahaha!
KK: *Ahem* On to the chapter!
Person with trumpet: YOU HAVE A QUESTION IN ONE OF YOUR REVIEWS! T__T
KK: O___O! Oh, right.. Will Bakura & Marik appear? Gee, I don know... =P A yaoi? Um, not yet, but if more people ask for it, sure!
~~*~~ This chapter has been inspected 100% by Kuroi to make your reading more enjoyable, enjoy it, or may you die in the fiery depths of HELL! O_O ~~*~~
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Millions of Squirrels: *Run toward the YGO peoples* T___T
Ryou: *Sigh* We're gonna die.... -___-;;;
Yugi: ((O__O)) And I never made my will....
Malik: Funny, I thought I would die of suffocation of pudding... not squirrels... O_O
Ryou: O__o PUDDING?!
Malik: Yep! *nods knowingly* Or maybe Pie...
Ryou: Right...
Yugi: Well, at least I will die in a humerus way, and not in a horribly sappy romantic scene....
Lady: *Sniffle* I love you Bob!
Bob: I love you to Sasha!
Sasha & Bob: *Cry pathetically*
Yugi: O____O -_______-;; Spoke too soon....
Squirrels: O__oU .... *Continue running towards them*
Yami: GASP! My friends! ^__^ *pulls out walnuts from pocket* Here you go my friends...
Squirrels: O_O
Yami: T____T EAT THEM!
Squirrels: ((O_O)) *eat walnuts*
Walnuts: *Are poisoned*
Squirrels: *Die of poisoning* X___X
Malik & Ryou: YAY! We're saved! ^_^
Yami: Squirrels? O_O! SQUIRRELS?! NOOOOO! I _KILLED_ them! I'LL NEVER LIVE IT DOWN! *sob*
Yugi: Um... Ya... It's ok... *Pats Yami's head*
Yami: *SOB* U__U
Malik: HA AHAHAHA! In your face.... UNCLE SQUIRRELS! And you said I would die first... You were wrong! SO wrong!
Yugi: O___o
Yami: Well, time to find a new hobby....
Yugi: Ya, this time, let's find a hobby that's actually normal and-
Yami: KITTY CRUNCHING!
Yugi: ((O____O)) Um... I don't think that's even legal...
Yami: Oh, ok.. U.U What about.... ANT HERDING?
Yugi: *Sigh* I guess that's as normal as your hobbies will get... O_O Fine.
Yami: EHEHEHE! ^_^
Malik: Now, let's get OUT of the gym, before the squirrels reincarnate into Godzilla...
Squirrels: *Twitch* X__x
All: *Get to teacher's lounge door*
Ryou: I think it's locked... *tries to open door*
Door: *Is locked* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Malik: Well, there's only ONE thing to do... *takes out axe*
Ryou: Um... Maybe we should just try to pick the lock...
Malik: NO TIME! *Breaks window with axe*
Window: O_O! NOOOOO! *Is broken* X__x *SHATTER!*
Door: *Opens*
Malik: See? And you thought we should have picked the lock...
Ryou: T_T
Malik: O_O *Is silent*
Yami: ON TO THE LOUNGE! HEHEHEHEHEEE! *runs into room*
All but Yami: 0__o;; *walk into lounge*
Yami: EEEEEHEHEHEEEEEHEHE...eeehehe...he...he...ha...ya... O_O *Becomes normal*
Yugi: OHMYGOD! Yami is... sane... O_O
Hell: *Freezes over*
Devil: Aw, crap... oh well, time to pull out the ol' skates again...
Ryou: Why did it happen NOW and now five hours ago?!
Yugi: I don't know... He only acts sane when people he hates are around...
Ryou: Does he hate teacher's lounges?
Yugi: I don't think so... O_O
Malik: Ooh! What about carpets?!
Yugi: Is that even possible? O__o
Ryou: What about teacher's themselves?
Yugi: Um... No. The only people he hates are ice cream men, the Starbucks' lady and really evil people.
Malik: Does he hate... George Bush?
Yugi: Who doesn't? But no. I don't let Yami watch politics on T.V. anymore...
Ryou: Why...?
Malik: Uh-oh, here comes a flashback.... O_o
~~~~*~~~~~~~ FLASH BACK ~~~~~~~*~~~~
Yugi: *Is watching T.V.*
Yami: Hey, Yugi, WHAT'CHA' WATCHIN? O__O
Yugi: O__o I'm watching the news....
Yami: I'll join you then! ^__^ *sits down next to Yugi*
T.V. Announcer: And now, George W. Bush will speak about the war.
Yami: George Bush? Is he a bush?
Yugi: O_O No...
Yami: Damn... I could have stolen him to make a factory!
Yugi: ((o______O)) Um... ya....
George W. Bush: *Enters room on the T.V.* Hello my fellow Americans, this is a serious time and-*Spots kitty* Oh look, A KITTY! ^___^
Kitty: ((O_O)) *runs*
George: Hey, come back kitty... O.O I won't hurt you... *Chases kitty*
Kitty: O______O *Jumps out window*
George: Awww...V__V *ahem* Anyway, about the war. Like the Egyptians we shall be the best damn country in the world.
Yami: *Watches* Damn straight! ^__^
George: But, unlike the Egyptians, we will not miserably fail...
Yami: o.O WE DIDN'T MISERABLY FAIL! T_____T STUPID BUSH! *hits T.V.*
Yugi: O__O Don't worry Yami, I don't really think he was talking about your time...
George: I'm not talking about the Egyptians right now, I'm really talking about this Pharaoh called Atem. (Or Atemu, what ever floats your boat... ^^)
Yami: O_O T________T Alright... that's it... *gets up and walks out of house*
Yugi: This can't be good...
********** Five minutes later **********
George: Cause we all know, Atem (or Atemu... O_O) was a pretty lousy Pharaoh...
Audience: *Laugh and clap*
Yami: *Walks into George's conference room*
George: Hey, how the hell did you get in here?!
Yami: Front door.
George: O___o Um... ya.... GET OUTTA HERE!
Yami: T__T DDDDIIIIIEEE! *tackles George Bush to the ground*
George Bush: X______X *Is out cold*
Yami: There we go... *dusts off hands* My work is done... *walks off screen*
Yugi: *Watches* (O__O)
Yami: *Comes back to Yugi's house* ^____^ HEHE! Let's watch some more!
Yugi: O____o Um... let's not... *Switches channel to women's network*
Yami: *Watches* (((((((O_________O))))))) AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH! So much... painting and... DECORATING!
Yugi: (((O__O))) Maybe we should just get rid of this thing....
~~*~~~~~ END OF FLASHBACK ~~~~~*~~
Ryou: That was... different.... O_O
Malik: Ya... Anyway,
KK: *Appears* T_____T HOO! AnyHOO!
Malik: ((O___O)) ok, OK! Hoo...
KK: ^__^ *disappears*
Yugi: WAIT! Nooo... She could have let us out.... ;__;
Ryou: I don't think she'd let us out if she could...
Yugi: Good point... o.O
Malik: Any... hoo.... Let's get back to the point. What would make Yami... normal? Who is here that's evil...
Bakura: *Is raiding the teacher's fridge * O_O
All But Yami: ((O___O))
Bakura: What?
Yami: *Spots Bakura* T___T It's YOU!
Bakura: O__O! *spots Yami* T_T It's YOU!
Yami: *Spots mirror* *Points to mirror* It's... YOU! Oh wait, that's me... O__O
Yugi, Malik & Ryou: *Slowly back away behind the couch* O.O
Bakura: My fridge! O_O HIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS! *Hugs fridge*
Fridge: ((O__O))
Yami: Is there food in there?
Bakura: *Rolls eyes* _NO_, I'm keeping you away from it cause I like fridges...
Yami: Oh, ok then! ^^
Bakura: O_O Ya... What are YOU doing here, baka pharaoh?
Yami: Why, I'm locked in here of corse and-HEY! I'm not stupid! T_T
Bakura: O.o;;;; ...
Yami: Why are YOU here... Baka...- bleach head?
Bakura: I SO don't bleach my head! T___T- I live here...
Ryou: O_o No you don't! You live in my house!
Magic: *Is spoiled*
Bakura: DAMN YOU RYOU! You spoiled the magic! O_O
Ryou: O__O I'm sorry... *goes behind the couch again*
Yami: No more stalling! O_O You die now...
Bakura: But, I'm already dead...
Yami: But...um..er... ok... YOU LIVE NOW!
Bakura: O__o Um... oh no, please don't do that?
Yami: HAHA! NOW who is weak? *Trips over carpet* O_O! *falls to ground* @__@ Ow...
Bakura: *Blink* Meh... O_O *Turns back to raiding the fridge*
Yugi: Can we have some food...?
Bakura: If there's food here, sure.
Malik: (O_O) Bakura, being nice? And LIVING at the school?! I must be living in upside down town... (A.K.A. France. [inside joke XD])
Yugi: Gee, thanx! ^__^ *Hugs Bakura*
Bakura: (((O_____O))) GET IT OFFA ME!
Ryou: O_O AGH! The gelatinous catus monster strikes AGAIN! *Beats Yugi repeatedly with binder*
Yugi: O___O X__x *falls to the ground* Ow... @.@
Bakura: THANK you! O__O
Malik: Just give us the food... T.T
Bakura: Hey, there isn't any food in here!
Ryou: O__O Really?
Bakura: No. *Runs away with arms full of food*
Ryou & Malik: ((O__O))
Yami: *Gets up* HE'S GETTING AWAY WITH OUR FOOODDD! T______T AFTER HIM! *Starts to run, but trips over carpet* @_@
Bakura: MWAHAHA HAHAHA! *runs off with food*
Yugi: Our food.... ;__;
Ryou: This isn't the best week... -__-;;
Malik: What now?
Yugi: We'll have to get food from other-
Yami: *Gets up* We'll get the damn food... *Gets out gun* The hunt, begins... T___T
All but Yami: ((((O__O))))
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KK: ^__^ Hehe...
Bakura: I'm gonna die, aren't I?
KK: Hm... maybe... O_O
Bakura: And I thought Marik was gonna be with me to. That's not fair! 4 against 1! O_O
KK: Think of yourself as a hamster, being tested which way you will run for the cheese...
Bakura: What the hell does that mean? T__T I already HAVE the cheese, there was some in the fridge...
KK: O_o oh, well... hm... I can't think of any more confusing proverbs...
Bakura: I don't think that was a proverb...
KK: T__T What eva...
Bakura: o_o Please review, I REALLY don't want to die- Hey, wait, I CAN'T die! I'm already dead!
KK: Hm... Good point. That would work... IF WE WERE IN THE WORLD OF NORMAL THINGS! O__O
Bakura: Touche... O_O
KK: ^^
Bakura: *Ahem* Please review, I really don't want to die... O_O
Bakura: Ooh! Ooh! Can have some? O_O
KK: Hm... I don know...
Bakura: Awww. Come on...
KK: No.
Bakura: I'll be your friend...
KK: Um...No... O__o
Bakura: Awww... You mean!
Person with trumpet: You have mail- I mean reviews...
KK: Oh, right! Reviews! Thanks for all the people who reviewed! ^^
YuGiOh Peoples: *Get poisoned walnuts*
Ryou: YAY! No more squirrels! Mwa hahaha!
KK: *Ahem* On to the chapter!
Person with trumpet: YOU HAVE A QUESTION IN ONE OF YOUR REVIEWS! T__T
KK: O___O! Oh, right.. Will Bakura & Marik appear? Gee, I don know... =P A yaoi? Um, not yet, but if more people ask for it, sure!
~~*~~ This chapter has been inspected 100% by Kuroi to make your reading more enjoyable, enjoy it, or may you die in the fiery depths of HELL! O_O ~~*~~
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Millions of Squirrels: *Run toward the YGO peoples* T___T
Ryou: *Sigh* We're gonna die.... -___-;;;
Yugi: ((O__O)) And I never made my will....
Malik: Funny, I thought I would die of suffocation of pudding... not squirrels... O_O
Ryou: O__o PUDDING?!
Malik: Yep! *nods knowingly* Or maybe Pie...
Ryou: Right...
Yugi: Well, at least I will die in a humerus way, and not in a horribly sappy romantic scene....
Lady: *Sniffle* I love you Bob!
Bob: I love you to Sasha!
Sasha & Bob: *Cry pathetically*
Yugi: O____O -_______-;; Spoke too soon....
Squirrels: O__oU .... *Continue running towards them*
Yami: GASP! My friends! ^__^ *pulls out walnuts from pocket* Here you go my friends...
Squirrels: O_O
Yami: T____T EAT THEM!
Squirrels: ((O_O)) *eat walnuts*
Walnuts: *Are poisoned*
Squirrels: *Die of poisoning* X___X
Malik & Ryou: YAY! We're saved! ^_^
Yami: Squirrels? O_O! SQUIRRELS?! NOOOOO! I _KILLED_ them! I'LL NEVER LIVE IT DOWN! *sob*
Yugi: Um... Ya... It's ok... *Pats Yami's head*
Yami: *SOB* U__U
Malik: HA AHAHAHA! In your face.... UNCLE SQUIRRELS! And you said I would die first... You were wrong! SO wrong!
Yugi: O___o
Yami: Well, time to find a new hobby....
Yugi: Ya, this time, let's find a hobby that's actually normal and-
Yami: KITTY CRUNCHING!
Yugi: ((O____O)) Um... I don't think that's even legal...
Yami: Oh, ok.. U.U What about.... ANT HERDING?
Yugi: *Sigh* I guess that's as normal as your hobbies will get... O_O Fine.
Yami: EHEHEHE! ^_^
Malik: Now, let's get OUT of the gym, before the squirrels reincarnate into Godzilla...
Squirrels: *Twitch* X__x
All: *Get to teacher's lounge door*
Ryou: I think it's locked... *tries to open door*
Door: *Is locked* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Malik: Well, there's only ONE thing to do... *takes out axe*
Ryou: Um... Maybe we should just try to pick the lock...
Malik: NO TIME! *Breaks window with axe*
Window: O_O! NOOOOO! *Is broken* X__x *SHATTER!*
Door: *Opens*
Malik: See? And you thought we should have picked the lock...
Ryou: T_T
Malik: O_O *Is silent*
Yami: ON TO THE LOUNGE! HEHEHEHEHEEE! *runs into room*
All but Yami: 0__o;; *walk into lounge*
Yami: EEEEEHEHEHEEEEEHEHE...eeehehe...he...he...ha...ya... O_O *Becomes normal*
Yugi: OHMYGOD! Yami is... sane... O_O
Hell: *Freezes over*
Devil: Aw, crap... oh well, time to pull out the ol' skates again...
Ryou: Why did it happen NOW and now five hours ago?!
Yugi: I don't know... He only acts sane when people he hates are around...
Ryou: Does he hate teacher's lounges?
Yugi: I don't think so... O_O
Malik: Ooh! What about carpets?!
Yugi: Is that even possible? O__o
Ryou: What about teacher's themselves?
Yugi: Um... No. The only people he hates are ice cream men, the Starbucks' lady and really evil people.
Malik: Does he hate... George Bush?
Yugi: Who doesn't? But no. I don't let Yami watch politics on T.V. anymore...
Ryou: Why...?
Malik: Uh-oh, here comes a flashback.... O_o
~~~~*~~~~~~~ FLASH BACK ~~~~~~~*~~~~
Yugi: *Is watching T.V.*
Yami: Hey, Yugi, WHAT'CHA' WATCHIN? O__O
Yugi: O__o I'm watching the news....
Yami: I'll join you then! ^__^ *sits down next to Yugi*
T.V. Announcer: And now, George W. Bush will speak about the war.
Yami: George Bush? Is he a bush?
Yugi: O_O No...
Yami: Damn... I could have stolen him to make a factory!
Yugi: ((o______O)) Um... ya....
George W. Bush: *Enters room on the T.V.* Hello my fellow Americans, this is a serious time and-*Spots kitty* Oh look, A KITTY! ^___^
Kitty: ((O_O)) *runs*
George: Hey, come back kitty... O.O I won't hurt you... *Chases kitty*
Kitty: O______O *Jumps out window*
George: Awww...V__V *ahem* Anyway, about the war. Like the Egyptians we shall be the best damn country in the world.
Yami: *Watches* Damn straight! ^__^
George: But, unlike the Egyptians, we will not miserably fail...
Yami: o.O WE DIDN'T MISERABLY FAIL! T_____T STUPID BUSH! *hits T.V.*
Yugi: O__O Don't worry Yami, I don't really think he was talking about your time...
George: I'm not talking about the Egyptians right now, I'm really talking about this Pharaoh called Atem. (Or Atemu, what ever floats your boat... ^^)
Yami: O_O T________T Alright... that's it... *gets up and walks out of house*
Yugi: This can't be good...
********** Five minutes later **********
George: Cause we all know, Atem (or Atemu... O_O) was a pretty lousy Pharaoh...
Audience: *Laugh and clap*
Yami: *Walks into George's conference room*
George: Hey, how the hell did you get in here?!
Yami: Front door.
George: O___o Um... ya.... GET OUTTA HERE!
Yami: T__T DDDDIIIIIEEE! *tackles George Bush to the ground*
George Bush: X______X *Is out cold*
Yami: There we go... *dusts off hands* My work is done... *walks off screen*
Yugi: *Watches* (O__O)
Yami: *Comes back to Yugi's house* ^____^ HEHE! Let's watch some more!
Yugi: O____o Um... let's not... *Switches channel to women's network*
Yami: *Watches* (((((((O_________O))))))) AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH! So much... painting and... DECORATING!
Yugi: (((O__O))) Maybe we should just get rid of this thing....
~~*~~~~~ END OF FLASHBACK ~~~~~*~~
Ryou: That was... different.... O_O
Malik: Ya... Anyway,
KK: *Appears* T_____T HOO! AnyHOO!
Malik: ((O___O)) ok, OK! Hoo...
KK: ^__^ *disappears*
Yugi: WAIT! Nooo... She could have let us out.... ;__;
Ryou: I don't think she'd let us out if she could...
Yugi: Good point... o.O
Malik: Any... hoo.... Let's get back to the point. What would make Yami... normal? Who is here that's evil...
Bakura: *Is raiding the teacher's fridge * O_O
All But Yami: ((O___O))
Bakura: What?
Yami: *Spots Bakura* T___T It's YOU!
Bakura: O__O! *spots Yami* T_T It's YOU!
Yami: *Spots mirror* *Points to mirror* It's... YOU! Oh wait, that's me... O__O
Yugi, Malik & Ryou: *Slowly back away behind the couch* O.O
Bakura: My fridge! O_O HIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS! *Hugs fridge*
Fridge: ((O__O))
Yami: Is there food in there?
Bakura: *Rolls eyes* _NO_, I'm keeping you away from it cause I like fridges...
Yami: Oh, ok then! ^^
Bakura: O_O Ya... What are YOU doing here, baka pharaoh?
Yami: Why, I'm locked in here of corse and-HEY! I'm not stupid! T_T
Bakura: O.o;;;; ...
Yami: Why are YOU here... Baka...- bleach head?
Bakura: I SO don't bleach my head! T___T- I live here...
Ryou: O_o No you don't! You live in my house!
Magic: *Is spoiled*
Bakura: DAMN YOU RYOU! You spoiled the magic! O_O
Ryou: O__O I'm sorry... *goes behind the couch again*
Yami: No more stalling! O_O You die now...
Bakura: But, I'm already dead...
Yami: But...um..er... ok... YOU LIVE NOW!
Bakura: O__o Um... oh no, please don't do that?
Yami: HAHA! NOW who is weak? *Trips over carpet* O_O! *falls to ground* @__@ Ow...
Bakura: *Blink* Meh... O_O *Turns back to raiding the fridge*
Yugi: Can we have some food...?
Bakura: If there's food here, sure.
Malik: (O_O) Bakura, being nice? And LIVING at the school?! I must be living in upside down town... (A.K.A. France. [inside joke XD])
Yugi: Gee, thanx! ^__^ *Hugs Bakura*
Bakura: (((O_____O))) GET IT OFFA ME!
Ryou: O_O AGH! The gelatinous catus monster strikes AGAIN! *Beats Yugi repeatedly with binder*
Yugi: O___O X__x *falls to the ground* Ow... @.@
Bakura: THANK you! O__O
Malik: Just give us the food... T.T
Bakura: Hey, there isn't any food in here!
Ryou: O__O Really?
Bakura: No. *Runs away with arms full of food*
Ryou & Malik: ((O__O))
Yami: *Gets up* HE'S GETTING AWAY WITH OUR FOOODDD! T______T AFTER HIM! *Starts to run, but trips over carpet* @_@
Bakura: MWAHAHA HAHAHA! *runs off with food*
Yugi: Our food.... ;__;
Ryou: This isn't the best week... -__-;;
Malik: What now?
Yugi: We'll have to get food from other-
Yami: *Gets up* We'll get the damn food... *Gets out gun* The hunt, begins... T___T
All but Yami: ((((O__O))))
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KK: ^__^ Hehe...
Bakura: I'm gonna die, aren't I?
KK: Hm... maybe... O_O
Bakura: And I thought Marik was gonna be with me to. That's not fair! 4 against 1! O_O
KK: Think of yourself as a hamster, being tested which way you will run for the cheese...
Bakura: What the hell does that mean? T__T I already HAVE the cheese, there was some in the fridge...
KK: O_o oh, well... hm... I can't think of any more confusing proverbs...
Bakura: I don't think that was a proverb...
KK: T__T What eva...
Bakura: o_o Please review, I REALLY don't want to die- Hey, wait, I CAN'T die! I'm already dead!
KK: Hm... Good point. That would work... IF WE WERE IN THE WORLD OF NORMAL THINGS! O__O
Bakura: Touche... O_O
KK: ^^
Bakura: *Ahem* Please review, I really don't want to die... O_O