KK: ^__^ Yay! REVIEWS! HEHE! *Grabs reviews and puts them into half full
jar* There, the reviews aren't goin' ANYWHERE! O_O
Bakura: O__o *Inches away*
KK: *cough* Sorry... I'm not aloud to update stories on FF.Net and- WOAH! MY ATTIC INSTALLATION BREATHES! O__O- *cough cough* Anyway, I got a REALLY bad report card so I'm not aloud on da Internet. And the computer I'm using right now DOESN'T have Internet... ^__^ I FOUND A LOOP HOLE! Anyhoo, I'm writing! O.O READ!
Disclaimer: KK doesn't own YuGiOh, HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU?! O___O
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Yami: The hunt... BEGINS! T__T
All but Yami: (((O_O)))
***** In another room *****
Bakura: I have the sudden feeling I've just been chosen as a target for a hunt... O__O Hm... Wonder if that means something... But then again I have the sudden feeling the carpet's name is Bob, so it can't mean anything! *Walks towards gym with arms still full of food*
***** Back to Yami *****
Ryou: Are you gonna... SHOOT him? O__O
Yami: No, I'm just going to hit him with this metal object I found on the floor... *drops gun and picks up crowbar* ^__^
Gun: *Is dropped* T__T *shoots Yami*
*BANG!*
Yami: O__O! *Is shot* OW! X___X Ow... Aaaaggghhh....
Yugi: (O_O) THAT'S never happened before...
Gun: T__T Grrr...
Yami: *falls to ground* Oowwwwwwww... X__x
Malik: Is he gonna die? O.O
Ryou: Probley not...
Malik: Awww... V__V *is hopeful* O.O
******* 5 minutes later *******
Yami: *Stands up* All better! ^_____________^
Yugi & Ryou: (((O__O)))
Yugi: What did you do...?
Yami: Slept... O_o
Yugi: For 5 minutes?! O__O
Yami: Yes... It's called a... PHARAOH NAP! ^__^
Yugi: O______O Ya...
Malik: ...No WONDER you didn't die when I stabbed you a while back...
***** Flash back *****
Yami: *is watching T.V.*
Malik: *Comes out of shadows with knife*
Yami: *Turns around* (O_O) GASP! It's da, STABBER! *Sees it's Malik* Oh, it's just you...
Malik: T____T *stabs Yami*
Yami: O___O! AGGGHHH! X___X *falls to the ground and falls asleep* Zzzzz-__-
******* 5 minutes later *******
Yami: *Wakes up* @__@ where am I...?
Malik: O__O!!! AAGGHH! It's a ghooosstttt! GET THE VACUUM! *gets vacuum* *tries to suck up Yami with it*
Yami: O.o.... *is unfazed*
Malik: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! IT'S NOT WORKING!!! *Starts bashing Yami with vacuum* DIE! DIE! DIE! DDDIIIIEEE YOU STUPID GHOST!!!!
Yami: @_______@
******* End Of Flash Back *******
Ryou: O__o let's never speak of that again...
Yugi: Okay... O_O
Yami: Ya, cause-*spots mirror* O__O! IT'S THE GHOST FROM THE FLASH BACK!!! *Hits mirror*
Mirror: X____x *breaks*
Seven Years of Bad Luck: *Befall Yami*
Yugi: O_O Oh great... And he just got over the 4 567 years of bad luck for breaking the house of mirrors...
Bad Luck: MWAHAHAHA!
Yami: ((O__O)) IT'S BACK TO GET MMMEEE! *hides behind couch*
Bad Luck: *Makes couch turn to dust*
Yami: O_____O IT'S ALREADY BEGUN! *runs off to the gym*
Bad luck: *Follows*
Ryou & Yugi: ..... o.o *follows*
Malik: *grabs gun and follows*
******* And The Gym *******
Yami: *Runs into Gym*
Bakura: *is sitting beside giant fire right in the middle of Gym*
Yami: O__O!
Fire: *Is big* *spots Yami* MWAHAHAHA! *inches towards him, ever so slowly*
Yami: O_____O! AAAAGGGHHHHHH! *throws crowbar at it*
Fire: *is hit* OW! X___X *sniff* Fine, I know when I'm not wanted! *Goes out*
Bakura: My fire! O.O *turns to Yami* I WAS ROASTING MARSHMALLOWS WITH THAT! T____T
Yami: Too bad! T___T
Bakura: Too bad for YOU maybe! T_T
Yami: Ya...well...uh...-What? O_O
Malik, Ryou & Yugi: *enter gym*
Malik: O__O MARSHMALLOWS!
Marshmallows: (O_O)
This part of the story: *Turns into a Discovery Network show*
And thus the Malik spots marshmallows, it's natural pray.
Malik: Grrr. T_T
Marshmallows: (((O___O)))
But in defense, the marshmallows do the only thing that will keep the Malik away:
Become very high in fat and calories.
Marshmallows: *become very fattening*
Malik: (((O__________O))) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! FAT!
And thus the plan works, and the Malik retreats and leaves the marshmallows.
Malik: EVIL! *shoots marshmallows with gun*
But the Malik has a rare weapon, most unexpected.
Marshmallows: O___O! X______X
Malik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Try to make me fat NOW! FWAHAHAHA! *shoots marshmallows again*
And thus, the marshmallow's plan back fires.
One of the Marshmallows: *explode*
Malik: *Gets hit with marshmallow* O_O! AGHHH! EVIL! *Shoots marshmallows again*
And thus, continues the circle of life. And may it continue in all it's normalness. (God, who HIRED this guy? O_O)
Malik: *continues to shoot marshmallows* MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Ahhh... Nature...
KK: T___T *drags Discovery guy Away*
Discovery guy: MWAHAHA! SO NORMAL! NOORRRMMAAALLL! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHHIHHEHEHEIEHEIHEHIEIHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ryou & Yugi: *slowly inch away* (O___O)
KK: *Takes over guy's job* And wouldn't you know it. O_O
Squirrels: *Reincarnate into Godzilla*
Ryou: O__O *points* SQUIRRELZILLA!
SQUIRRELZILLA: GRRRR! T___T
Yugi: COME TO LIFE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
All: ((O__O))
Yugi: O_O What? I haven't said anything in a while!
Yami: Squirrels! ^__^
SQUIRRELZILLA: O_o T___T *Attempts to stomp on Yami*
Yami: O________O *runs*
Bakura: *watches, eating Marshmallows* O_O
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YAY! ^__^ Chapter three is DONE! O_O *makes wrapping noises* MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-roses. O_O So, do we WANT Yami to die?
Bakura: YES!
Yami: NO! O_O
KK: Hm.... 2 against one!
Yami: (((O___O))) That's not fair!
KK: You're right!
Yami: T__T
KK: T___T fine. My fellow readers! What do YOU think? O_O Review and vote on whether or not Yami is to die!
Yami: But I-
KK: yes, we ALL know you're dead. Ghost.
Malik: *appears out of nowhere* GHOST! *hits Yami with Vacuum*
Yami: X____x
Bakura: O__o *Inches away*
KK: *cough* Sorry... I'm not aloud to update stories on FF.Net and- WOAH! MY ATTIC INSTALLATION BREATHES! O__O- *cough cough* Anyway, I got a REALLY bad report card so I'm not aloud on da Internet. And the computer I'm using right now DOESN'T have Internet... ^__^ I FOUND A LOOP HOLE! Anyhoo, I'm writing! O.O READ!
Disclaimer: KK doesn't own YuGiOh, HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU?! O___O
~*~***************************************************~*~
Yami: The hunt... BEGINS! T__T
All but Yami: (((O_O)))
***** In another room *****
Bakura: I have the sudden feeling I've just been chosen as a target for a hunt... O__O Hm... Wonder if that means something... But then again I have the sudden feeling the carpet's name is Bob, so it can't mean anything! *Walks towards gym with arms still full of food*
***** Back to Yami *****
Ryou: Are you gonna... SHOOT him? O__O
Yami: No, I'm just going to hit him with this metal object I found on the floor... *drops gun and picks up crowbar* ^__^
Gun: *Is dropped* T__T *shoots Yami*
*BANG!*
Yami: O__O! *Is shot* OW! X___X Ow... Aaaaggghhh....
Yugi: (O_O) THAT'S never happened before...
Gun: T__T Grrr...
Yami: *falls to ground* Oowwwwwwww... X__x
Malik: Is he gonna die? O.O
Ryou: Probley not...
Malik: Awww... V__V *is hopeful* O.O
******* 5 minutes later *******
Yami: *Stands up* All better! ^_____________^
Yugi & Ryou: (((O__O)))
Yugi: What did you do...?
Yami: Slept... O_o
Yugi: For 5 minutes?! O__O
Yami: Yes... It's called a... PHARAOH NAP! ^__^
Yugi: O______O Ya...
Malik: ...No WONDER you didn't die when I stabbed you a while back...
***** Flash back *****
Yami: *is watching T.V.*
Malik: *Comes out of shadows with knife*
Yami: *Turns around* (O_O) GASP! It's da, STABBER! *Sees it's Malik* Oh, it's just you...
Malik: T____T *stabs Yami*
Yami: O___O! AGGGHHH! X___X *falls to the ground and falls asleep* Zzzzz-__-
******* 5 minutes later *******
Yami: *Wakes up* @__@ where am I...?
Malik: O__O!!! AAGGHH! It's a ghooosstttt! GET THE VACUUM! *gets vacuum* *tries to suck up Yami with it*
Yami: O.o.... *is unfazed*
Malik: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! IT'S NOT WORKING!!! *Starts bashing Yami with vacuum* DIE! DIE! DIE! DDDIIIIEEE YOU STUPID GHOST!!!!
Yami: @_______@
******* End Of Flash Back *******
Ryou: O__o let's never speak of that again...
Yugi: Okay... O_O
Yami: Ya, cause-*spots mirror* O__O! IT'S THE GHOST FROM THE FLASH BACK!!! *Hits mirror*
Mirror: X____x *breaks*
Seven Years of Bad Luck: *Befall Yami*
Yugi: O_O Oh great... And he just got over the 4 567 years of bad luck for breaking the house of mirrors...
Bad Luck: MWAHAHAHA!
Yami: ((O__O)) IT'S BACK TO GET MMMEEE! *hides behind couch*
Bad Luck: *Makes couch turn to dust*
Yami: O_____O IT'S ALREADY BEGUN! *runs off to the gym*
Bad luck: *Follows*
Ryou & Yugi: ..... o.o *follows*
Malik: *grabs gun and follows*
******* And The Gym *******
Yami: *Runs into Gym*
Bakura: *is sitting beside giant fire right in the middle of Gym*
Yami: O__O!
Fire: *Is big* *spots Yami* MWAHAHAHA! *inches towards him, ever so slowly*
Yami: O_____O! AAAAGGGHHHHHH! *throws crowbar at it*
Fire: *is hit* OW! X___X *sniff* Fine, I know when I'm not wanted! *Goes out*
Bakura: My fire! O.O *turns to Yami* I WAS ROASTING MARSHMALLOWS WITH THAT! T____T
Yami: Too bad! T___T
Bakura: Too bad for YOU maybe! T_T
Yami: Ya...well...uh...-What? O_O
Malik, Ryou & Yugi: *enter gym*
Malik: O__O MARSHMALLOWS!
Marshmallows: (O_O)
This part of the story: *Turns into a Discovery Network show*
And thus the Malik spots marshmallows, it's natural pray.
Malik: Grrr. T_T
Marshmallows: (((O___O)))
But in defense, the marshmallows do the only thing that will keep the Malik away:
Become very high in fat and calories.
Marshmallows: *become very fattening*
Malik: (((O__________O))) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! FAT!
And thus the plan works, and the Malik retreats and leaves the marshmallows.
Malik: EVIL! *shoots marshmallows with gun*
But the Malik has a rare weapon, most unexpected.
Marshmallows: O___O! X______X
Malik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Try to make me fat NOW! FWAHAHAHA! *shoots marshmallows again*
And thus, the marshmallow's plan back fires.
One of the Marshmallows: *explode*
Malik: *Gets hit with marshmallow* O_O! AGHHH! EVIL! *Shoots marshmallows again*
And thus, continues the circle of life. And may it continue in all it's normalness. (God, who HIRED this guy? O_O)
Malik: *continues to shoot marshmallows* MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Ahhh... Nature...
KK: T___T *drags Discovery guy Away*
Discovery guy: MWAHAHA! SO NORMAL! NOORRRMMAAALLL! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHHIHHEHEHEIEHEIHEHIEIHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ryou & Yugi: *slowly inch away* (O___O)
KK: *Takes over guy's job* And wouldn't you know it. O_O
Squirrels: *Reincarnate into Godzilla*
Ryou: O__O *points* SQUIRRELZILLA!
SQUIRRELZILLA: GRRRR! T___T
Yugi: COME TO LIFE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
All: ((O__O))
Yugi: O_O What? I haven't said anything in a while!
Yami: Squirrels! ^__^
SQUIRRELZILLA: O_o T___T *Attempts to stomp on Yami*
Yami: O________O *runs*
Bakura: *watches, eating Marshmallows* O_O
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YAY! ^__^ Chapter three is DONE! O_O *makes wrapping noises* MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-roses. O_O So, do we WANT Yami to die?
Bakura: YES!
Yami: NO! O_O
KK: Hm.... 2 against one!
Yami: (((O___O))) That's not fair!
KK: You're right!
Yami: T__T
KK: T___T fine. My fellow readers! What do YOU think? O_O Review and vote on whether or not Yami is to die!
Yami: But I-
KK: yes, we ALL know you're dead. Ghost.
Malik: *appears out of nowhere* GHOST! *hits Yami with Vacuum*
Yami: X____x